As a former meteorologist I wholeheartedly agree!

My metabolism is confused about the weather. It is convinced that winter is coming, and I must be prepared with internal fuel.

I wil start using this

I planted seeds in a flower bed... They did not grow, except I the alley.

Sad thing is that they will never get to the olive oil part.

I'm gonna use this with my cat. Lol

Brad! I is disappointed in you...

I definitely don't 'hallucinate' when I read. I love reading but have little to no visual imagination. I just love language and the associations the right combination of words can create, and when I read, I'm super focused on the use of language and the cadence of the writing. I will on occasion reread a section multiple times just because it was written so ridiculously well it makes me giddy.

Sex offenders should never be released.

yes

Lesbians to the rescue. I'd watch that show

For some, it’s the same thing

Bitey McBiteface.

they get cold feet

Sing Easy..

Why...why can I relate?

Whoa

At what point in time this self-deprecation has become mainstream in the internet, and why?

The itch juice is their saliva 💦💦 your body's immune system reacts to it with histamine making the area itch. They actually need to spit in the hole they made because their saliva works as an anticoagulant, meaning that your blood doesn't immediately clot and repair the hole, so they can drink until they're full.

I hate to be the "smartass": But this is how our mind actually works. It is really interesting, and there is scientific proof. Some of you might have read "the chimp paradox" by Prof. Steve Peters. There you will find the details about it.

yep that's republicans

I actually choked on my own spit laughing at this one.

Oh. I'll have to remember that one.

Never mind the computers, how about the printers that were so noisy they had their own room. Bit like my brother really

It's kinda the same with car rides, except for the windows.

ugh, Dave the snitch

y'all gots some kids y'all can use to gets y'all some stuffs whens y'alls wants some stuffs?!?!?! ...like really. I can't stand reading that s**t.

no ive blown many types of bean up in the microwave by accident , if you're after a big mess go with beans

Yes, yes they are.

It's the new "smell ya later".

See also: Normal Feminism or Circe wearing Groucho Glasses?

but its a cute potato

Awww, spidey boi be the best room mates. Gets rid of bugs and adorns the place with lacey goodness

They suck you in, those furry wee bastards. Masters of manipulation.

how are your eyebrows?

Thought you had some powerful, time machine weed. Oh, would that there was such magic in the world. But I dream.

Nero under zero!

DON'T USE THE POOL!!

why not take your progeny to italy? they only like spaghetti anyway

isn't that the way to eat steak?

This Generation's Robber Barrons

There's definitely a chance..

Seriously, what where they thinking before?

on the other hand, Chewbacca is thicc

Reminds me of the lady from a few months ago that didn't want to smell like lavender, and instead wanted to smell like Eagle Claw Mountain or something

Crikey! Have a look at this little ripper, isn’t she a beaut?! You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it’ll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it’s not even funny. Give her plenty of space and she’ll be right.

I have the vision of an old fashioned british cottage, where there is a house with a polished brass sign saying "HORSE TAYLOR"

PFWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PFWHEEEEEEEE PFWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PFWHEEEEEEEEEEEEE PFWHEEEEEE PFWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PFWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm the generic farm in the background where the tornado starts.