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79 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)
It has been estimated that the vocabulary of the English language consists of roughly 1 million words (although some linguists take that number with a grain of salt and say they wouldn't be surprised if it's off the mark by a quarter-million), with the myriad names of chemicals and other scientific entities contributing to the figure.
However, the subreddit 'Brand New Sentence' wants to convince us that we're only scratching the surface of the possibilities that it offers us. And if you look at their content, it's hard to disagree. Since its creation in 2018, the online community has gathered a vast, vast archive of funny and ridiculous phrases they believe haven't been said before, so get your notebooks and continue scrolling—you might wanna borrow some of these for your personal use.
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#1
If Pregnancy Is God's Will, So Is Limp D*ck
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#2
“Would Apocalypse With”
#3
David Bowie’s Crotch Bulge
#4
The Wise Animals
#5
Would It K*ll The Makers Of Avocados To Include A Different Toy
#6
Stealing Guns Off Of Officers Using A Toy Dino Grabber
Joe Reaves 8 hours ago
If you can take an officer's gun with a dino grabber, I think that officer should be in trouble.
#7
Using A Vibrator To Clean Up Without Gagging
#8
This Is Not A Baby Trebuchet, It Is A Baby Catapult
Auntriarch 8 hours ago (edited)
I love a good nerd reply (which probably explains why I'm married to Mr Auntriarch)
#9
So You Don't Lose Any ''Tired''
AndyTaylor 13 hours ago (edited)
In the dark, eyes closed, pray you don’t miss, or stub anything.
#10
“…if You Are Staying In A Country With Poorly Developed Health Services And Infrastructure And/Or Collective Infrastructure, For Example The USA”
#11
DIY Deportation
#12
Make Better Choices, Hawaiian Monk Seals!
#13
Back In My Day
#14
Thank Goodness It's An Alpaca
#15
Well That Was A Great Idea
#16
Your Skull Is Full Of Wet Cat Food
#17
Public Armpits
#19
Honey Taster Bear
#20
Excellent Use Of Free Will
#21
Jesus Of New Jersey
Auntriarch 8 hours ago
Never mind Americans, it's been centuries since Jesus was portrayed realistically in Europe. Unless there's a recent version of Christ Pantocrator that I haven't seen.
#22
Give Those Fish Catholic Guilt
#23
Cat Boosts Economy By Millions
#25
Diagnosed Me With Ugly
#26
Great Googily Moogily
#27
‘Overeducated And Over-Gay”
#28
5% Bread Flavored Soda
#29
Luigi As The Official Symbol Of Resistance Against The Corporate Oligarchy
#30
Sting Jesus
Andrew Keir 2 hours ago
Self reproduction isn't totally unknown, but it only produces females. Maybe Jesus was trans?
#31
Do Yall Think Bugs Are Born Knowing They Can Walk Up Walls
Andrew Keir 2 hours ago
For sheer fear, think of baby birds leaving the nest for that first time - fly or die! Makes your first date feel pretty tame, eh, boys?
#32
Imagine…
FreeTheUnicorn 7 hours ago
Franklin would laugh because he'd expect it. Adams would beat you to death with your own arms.
#33
A Unitedhealthcare CEO Murderer Lookalike Competition Was Held Today In New York
#34
80s Fashion Is Back ! 💅💅
AndyTaylor 13 hours ago (edited)
Wait till they hear about humans. They’ll wear anything just for the halibut.
#35
Soup Of The Day Implies Another, Possibly Even Seductive, Soup Of The Night
#36
The Son Goku Of White People
#37
A Potato On Drugs
#38
Incelf On The Shelf
#39
That’s Modern Milk For Ya
#40
Refusing To Wear Life Jackets Because They Would Ruin Their Selfies And Tans
#41
I Wonder How Long Do You Need To BBQ It For
#42
Made A Small Mistake
Andrew Keir 2 hours ago
Kneejerk reflex is to say "Bless you my child", wave your hands in a strange manner, and walk away slowly. Most people can't handle anything religious.
#43
I Want To Increase My Natural Bioluminescence
#44
"I Drank My Best Friend's Breast Milk"
#45
Charging My Cat's Fish
#46
Fat D**k Spirit
#47
Cosmetic Surgery Is Yassified Taxidermy For Alive Things
#48
A Competition I Wish To Never Win
#49
How Are You Gonna Have A Whole Family Without Me
kzys59pcrp 4 hours ago
My sister has more siblings than I do and that feels really weird to me
#50
That Was New For Me
#51
Looks Like A Silly Goober
#52
Roast Belt
#53
He Did A Business 9/11
#56
“Nepo Terrorist You Didn’t Earn It”
#57
The Lebron Of Biting Police Fingers
Joe Reaves 7 hours ago
Maybe don't bring a rescue dog into a situation that is full of strangers and completely unlike anything he's ever been used to.
#58
“She Turned Into One Of Them Neanderthal Facial Reconstructions”
#59
We've Gotten So Caught Up In Helping The Less Fortunate That We've Forgotten To Help The People Who _are_ Fortunate
#60
I’ll Die Before I Let A…
#61
Thanks Hot Women For Stopping Wars 🙏🏾
#62
Malcolm In The Middle Genre Of White People
#63
Stare Down The Nearest Disabled Person
Andrew Keir 2 hours ago
Be fair, they've probably just realised that a kid can stare at an adult but the adult has to look away. It's a power play.
#64
Please Sir, Spare A Shilling
#65
Hmmm… Dandruff….oily Hair…, Gryffindor!
#66
Pythagorean Theorem Being Recited By A Reciting Scarecrow
#67
These Are The Parents Of The Next Generation
#68
"He Will Die On This Hill And I'm Ready To Bury Him."
#69
We Have Poets Walking This Planet
#70
Universal Shutdown Is Here
#71
Taking A Homeless Woman On A Date And Leaving Her With The Restaurant Bill
#72
South Korea Is Incel Wakanda
Dragon mama 4 hours ago
This is alarming but I super duper don't want to Google it so does anyone want to give me a little bit of context?
#73
One Sandwich With “Fancy Woke Fillings” To Go Please
#74
People Who Seem To Believe In Race Science Love Raw Cream And The People Who Believe In Science Prefer Pasteurized Products
#75
That's A New One
#76
Jesus The Christ (Like He's F**king Sonic)
#77
Her Knees Are Too Pointy
#78
Madonna, 66, Embraces Autumn By Eating Soup Completely Topless
#79
Onlyfans Star Who Cried After Sleeping With 100 Men In Oneday, Now Wants To Sleep With 1000 Men
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