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People talk so much every day, you'd think we'd run out of things to say. But we're as good with words as the weather is with ruining a perfectly fine day. Just take a look at the subreddit r/BrandNewSentence, for example. From the divorce rate among socks to the crotch fruit we make our employees, its members collect sentences they think have never been written before, and their collection is pretty impressive. Continue scrolling and take a look at some of the subreddit's top posts.

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Name That Death Megatron 300

Name That Death Megatron 300

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    We’ll Keep Ye Plump As A Partridge

    We’ll Keep Ye Plump As A Partridge

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    Helen Haley
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My metabolism is confused about the weather. It is convinced that winter is coming, and I must be prepared with internal fuel.

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    As soon as we put originality and language in the same equation, I can't help but think about the infinite monkey theorem. It states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost certainly type any given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.

    In fact, we can make it even more extreme: the monkey would almost surely type every possible finite text an infinite number of times. But the probability that monkeys filling the entire observable universe would type a single complete work, such as Shakespeare's Hamlet, is so tiny that the chance of it occurring during a period of time hundreds of thousands of orders of magnitude longer than the age of the universe is extremely low. Technically, however, it is not zero.

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    #4

    I Do Not Vibe With This Soil

    I Do Not Vibe With This Soil

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I planted seeds in a flower bed... They did not grow, except I the alley.

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    #5

    Soak It In Olive Oil

    Soak It In Olive Oil

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    r/BrandNewSentence has a lot of sentences that strike the perfect balance between poetry and logic. In other words, they're vivid and they make sense. They're memorable. Like a good slogan. Or a song chorus that gets stuck in your head. But personally, I think the best brand new sentence came even before the Internet.

    "For sale: baby shoes, never worn." The story goes that this particular quote is a testament to Ernest Hemingway's extraordinary talent. Allegedly, these six words were a result of a $10 bet among Hemingway and several writers at a lunch spiced with wordplay

    #6

    He’s My Biological Dog

    He’s My Biological Dog

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    #7

    Brad And His Cloud Of Lies

    Brad And His Cloud Of Lies

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    #8

    Marked Slices Of Tree

    Marked Slices Of Tree

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    I want cake
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I definitely don't 'hallucinate' when I read. I love reading but have little to no visual imagination. I just love language and the associations the right combination of words can create, and when I read, I'm super focused on the use of language and the cadence of the writing. I will on occasion reread a section multiple times just because it was written so ridiculously well it makes me giddy.

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    People say Hemingway asked each of his colleagues to place a $10 wager, and in return, he would match it. His task was to create this shortest of stories.

    The only problem is, Hemingway may have never written it. Or if he did, the story wasn't entirely his invention. Similar "ads" have been recorded years earlier. But no matter who came up with it, I believe this piece of flash fiction would get a lot of upvotes on r/BrandNewSentence.

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    #9

    No No, He's Got A Point

    No No, He's Got A Point

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    #11

    Lesbians To The Rescue

    Lesbians To The Rescue

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    #13

    How Else Would You Name Dinosaurs?

    How Else Would You Name Dinosaurs?

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    #16

    “I Was So Insulted I Woke Up”

    “I Was So Insulted I Woke Up”

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    #17

    Those Are The Holes Poked In The Container So We Can Breathe

    Those Are The Holes Poked In The Container So We Can Breathe

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    #18

    A Brain The Size Of A Chocolate Chip

    A Brain The Size Of A Chocolate Chip

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    A B C
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At what point in time this self-deprecation has become mainstream in the internet, and why?

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    Spare Me The Itch Juice, Thank You

    Spare Me The Itch Juice, Thank You

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    Gandalf the Pink
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The itch juice is their saliva 💦💦 your body's immune system reacts to it with histamine making the area itch. They actually need to spit in the hole they made because their saliva works as an anticoagulant, meaning that your blood doesn't immediately clot and repair the hole, so they can drink until they're full.

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    #20

    The Future Is Meaningless But The Pasta Is Now

    The Future Is Meaningless But The Pasta Is Now

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    Alex the awful German
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to be the "smartass": But this is how our mind actually works. It is really interesting, and there is scientific proof. Some of you might have read "the chimp paradox" by Prof. Steve Peters. There you will find the details about it.

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    #22

    I Am Chorizo

    I Am Chorizo

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    #23

    Be The Inexplicable Phenomena You Wish To See In The World

    Be The Inexplicable Phenomena You Wish To See In The World

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    #24

    Floppy Discs

    Floppy Discs

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    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never mind the computers, how about the printers that were so noisy they had their own room. Bit like my brother really

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    #25

    World Changer

    World Changer

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    A B C
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's kinda the same with car rides, except for the windows.

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    #26

    “Gays Are Using Windmills To Waft Homosexual Mists Into Your Home”

    “Gays Are Using Windmills To Waft Homosexual Mists Into Your Home”

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    #27

    Crotch Fruit Employees

    Crotch Fruit Employees

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    bryguy
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    y'all gots some kids y'all can use to gets y'all some stuffs whens y'alls wants some stuffs?!?!?! ...like really. I can't stand reading that s**t.

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    #28

    Have We Checked All Food To See If Exploding Them Makes Them Into Something Better, Or Did We Just Stop With Corn?

    Have We Checked All Food To See If Exploding Them Makes Them Into Something Better, Or Did We Just Stop With Corn?

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    I I
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no ive blown many types of bean up in the microwave by accident , if you're after a big mess go with beans

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    #29

    “Are Millennials Killing The Serial Killer Industry?”

    “Are Millennials Killing The Serial Killer Industry?”

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    #31

    Classic Jesus Or Republican Jesus?

    Classic Jesus Or Republican Jesus?

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    #32

    Expensive Potato That Barks At The Wind

    Expensive Potato That Barks At The Wind

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    #33

    Cotton Eye Joe Has Been Terminated

    Cotton Eye Joe Has Been Terminated

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    Mazer
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, spidey boi be the best room mates. Gets rid of bugs and adorns the place with lacey goodness

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    #34

    Two Mini Hellpanthers

    Two Mini Hellpanthers

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    Cath Homer
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They suck you in, those furry wee bastards. Masters of manipulation.

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    #36

    Smoked Myself Back To Segregation

    Smoked Myself Back To Segregation

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought you had some powerful, time machine weed. Oh, would that there was such magic in the world. But I dream.

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    #39

    Wiggles Concert

    Wiggles Concert

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    elStiJneriNO
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why not take your progeny to italy? they only like spaghetti anyway

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    #41

    Funniest Sh*t I've Seen All Week

    Funniest Sh*t I've Seen All Week

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    #42

    Anon Knows The English Language

    Anon Knows The English Language

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    #43

    Cyberbullied And Entire Studio

    Cyberbullied And Entire Studio

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    #44

    LEGO Ass Of A Fictional Bipedal Animal

    LEGO Ass Of A Fictional Bipedal Animal

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    #45

    Cool Sport Rush

    Cool Sport Rush

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    Bobert Robertson
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the lady from a few months ago that didn't want to smell like lavender, and instead wanted to smell like Eagle Claw Mountain or something

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    #46

    One Nice Way To Feel Better About Yourself Is To Imagine What Steve Irwin Would Say About You If You Were A Little Snake He Found In The Desert

    One Nice Way To Feel Better About Yourself Is To Imagine What Steve Irwin Would Say About You If You Were A Little Snake He Found In The Desert

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    Friday
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crikey! Have a look at this little ripper, isn’t she a beaut?! You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it’ll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it’s not even funny. Give her plenty of space and she’ll be right.

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    #47

    Dress For The Jockey You Want, Not The Jockey You Have

    Dress For The Jockey You Want, Not The Jockey You Have

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    Alex the awful German
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the vision of an old fashioned british cottage, where there is a house with a polished brass sign saying "HORSE TAYLOR"

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    #48

    Life Pro Tip

    Life Pro Tip

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    Bacony Cakes
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PFWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PFWHEEEEEEEE PFWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PFWHEEEEEEEEEEEEE PFWHEEEEEE PFWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PFWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    #49

    Life Is A Tornado And I’m Just A Cow Being Spun Around For Cinematic Value

    Life Is A Tornado And I’m Just A Cow Being Spun Around For Cinematic Value

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    Bacony Cakes
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the generic farm in the background where the tornado starts.

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    #50

    Snarrot

    Snarrot

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