"She would go in the darks obviously" :D hahahaha <3 they are meant for each other

My, I hope she really agreed with that...

I had an idiot at Jiffy Lube tell me that I needed "fuel injection services". I told him my truck did not have fuel injection. He points to the spark plug wiring, "See they're right there!" I point to the manifold housing, "See the big round thing? That has a CARBURATOR in the middle!" My Daddy didn't raise a foolish female!

Wanker!

I remember reading an article about this one place that was a homeless shelter/kitchen called something along the lines of "A Friend's Place", so people didn't have to be embarrassed to say they were at a homeless shelter, because they were staying at "A Friend's Place".

It would be funny if she actually showed up

What did you mean? He clearly is a penguin

How did he get so many bubbles? Please tell me the trick!

Now I want the ultimate feast at Red Lobster....

Awesome

Maturity is over rated

Lmao his face!!! He looks so sincere hahaha

This is so considerate ❤ A letter like this could have saved the marriages of at least two of my friends.

Those would go well with that pink scarf with fur that keeps floating around on the internet.

Honestly, I hate the pressure women put on men to propose. Like, do you want them to propose when they are ready or do you want it forced?

"I'm sorry please still make me nachos." :D

Technically correct

Who is the guy in the back keeping a straight face?

You have to keep adding them until you get flocked

the unused space is misspelled. should be part of wife's space

Needs a foot above one of their hands ;-)

i will do this to mine. lol

Beautiful.