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People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones “You’re really smart for someone with your job” (I’m a professional dogwalker)

Dude, just because I choose to do this work doesn’t mean I couldn’t do something else. I just love this and followed my passion.

Ammilerasa Report

Final score:

231points

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Sofia Gonzalez 2 years ago

Doggies are a passion NOT to be ignored!

90points

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones Very good for a woman.

rabidroofrabbit Report

Final score:

213points

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Sarcastic Cow 2 years ago

Well, thank you...oh, I mean f**k you.

135points

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones Awww it's such a waste you're a lesbian.

taeganmaguire84 Report

Final score:

185points

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Sarcastic Cow 2 years ago

'and such a waste man you are.'

102points

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones You’re pretty for an (insert ethnicity) girl.

addictedtolatte Report

Final score:

169points

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the child 2 years ago

this is just bigotry honestly... "you're pretty for [anything about me]" would just piss me off lol

96points

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones I always get "Wow, we used to think you were a real b***h but you're actually really nice!" from friends at some point. It makes me so sad that I'm a naturally shy person around a new group of people. It makes me so self-conscious when I meet new people because I know that line and it's variants will eventually be said again.

Spasay Report

Final score:

163points

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Sofia Gonzalez 2 years ago

I'm a very shy, quiet person at school but I guess I've always had RBF and so one of my now friends always though that I was a angry and wanted to hurt someone because of how my face looked 😂

52points

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones It’s a good thing you’re so pretty.

ZOMGBabyFoofs Report

Final score:

158points

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the child 2 years ago

ouch

41points

FineUnderachievement Report

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones This is amazing! Who helped you cook this?"

Final score:

149points

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Sofia Gonzalez 2 years ago

Not gonna lie, I giggled at this a bit

36points

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones “Oh you’re smarter than you look”

foreveralonesolo Report

Final score:

140points

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WilvanderHeijden 2 years ago

You're even dumber than you look.

65points

#10

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones You're so brave for wearing that dress.

Saxonite13 Report

Final score:

140points

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October 2 years ago

Right up there with: "Have you been to the hairdresser?" "Yes I have!" "Interesting..."

41points

#11

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones I love when I wear makeup and people say “Did you get a good nights sleep? You don’t look tired today!”

Doesn’t matter how much or how little sleep I get, I always have very dark circles under my eyes. It’s genetic.

So no, I’m not tired… That’s literally just my face.

badwolfmommy Report

Final score:

140points

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Tenacious Squirrel 2 years ago

I’ve yet to find anything that banishes dark circles/eyebags!

44points

#12

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones I got a "you're looking pretty good for a guy in their 40's". Well, thats nice i guess, but I was 35 at the time.

SaaSMonkey Report

Final score:

134points

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Mimi La Souris 2 years ago

Ouuuuch :D

41points

#13

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones Such a pretty face, if you would just lose some weight dear...

Sweethomegirl Report

Final score:

127points

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IlovemydogShilo 2 years ago

You'd be prettier too if you just learned to shut the f£$k up.

66points

#14

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones "I hope your day is as pleasant as you are."

Synli Report

Final score:

118points

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Chinmayee Kalghatgi 2 years ago

I will use this against my enemies but more subtly

57points

#15

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones "You're very beautiful for your age." or "I can tell you were beautiful when you were younger."

PJmichelle Report

Final score:

116points

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Jane Alexander 2 years ago

Or, seeing an old photo; "You were beautiful"

2points

#16

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones "I can see that you're trying."

(When someone shows you something they worked hard on, and it's the only positive thing you can think of to say.)

GingerMau Report

Final score:

115points

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Brafne Heiwer 2 years ago

One time in grade school my friend gave me a trophy that proudly read "You Tried".

39points

#17

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones "You speak English so well." Yeah, because it's my native language.

sydneyrutledge Report

Final score:

105points

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Furious George 2 years ago

I knew it would be on here somewhere

29points

#18

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones "Are you twins??? " Said the cashier to me and my brother... who's 12 years older than me...

Edit: of course my brother took it as a compliment... that little-

RandyBoe Report

Final score:

97points

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tuzdayschild 2 years ago

People think I'm older than my 8 year older sister.

23points

Moi 2 years ago

Yeah... my sister (who is 10 years older than me!) was often pointed out as being the younger one.... um, gee, thanks! She loved it though!

1point

Lily Mae Kitty 2 years ago

People have asked my 6 years older sister if I was her oldest child back when I was in my 30s, 3 different times. I looked pretty young until I hit my mid 40s. Now we're 60 and 66 and I've let my hair go gray and it'll never happen again. lol. I think I dressed fashionably and she dressed sort of plain b/c if you looked at our faces, you've have known we were sisters. She's aging beautifully and looks younger than her age by a good few years and I still look younger than my age, as well....I think.

4points

HarriMissesScotland 2 years ago

My mom was 42 when I was six, back in 1962. She had gray hair, and to this day I will never forget the Publix cashier said, " Aw, you're so cute shopping with your grandma." I set her straight, but it was hard having an older mother back then. Most of my classmates' mothers were in their 20's. They listened to rock, my mom, big band. The Beatles and Stones were her undoing.

3points

RafCo 2 years ago

Maybe she was flirting with your brother

2points

Meh 2 years ago

I've had similar said to me about me and my mother ( by women as well as men). No one has understood why I don't find it a complement, even after I explain that it's only a complement for my mother.

2points

Meh 2 years ago

compliment* just correcting myself here lol

1point

Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)

When I was about 12 or 13, one of my older brothers did my parents a favor and picked me up from a friend’s house. On the way home, he had to put gas in the car. I went in with him when he paid (this was the early seventies), and he bought us both candy bars. The cashier turned to me and said “He’s such a nice boyfriend”! I said “He’s my brother!” at the same my brother said “She’s my sister”! Also, he’s my OLDER brother—-11 years older!—-and I was 12 or 13! GROSS!!!

1point

not your average weirdo 2 years ago

People sometimes think I'm twins with my 11 year old sister...

1point

Jaime Rivera 2 years ago

I don't remember writing this? LOL People say same about me and my 12 year older brother. He head gets so swollen everytime hahaha

0points

Celtic Pirate Queen 2 years ago

People always comment that my Mother & I look like sisters. That only compliments her. She's 20 years older.

0points

phil blanque 2 years ago

We are....my poor mom was in twelve years of labor to deliver me...she is an amazing woman.

0points

Cecily Holland 2 years ago

Someone said to my twin brother and is this your baby sister? Ooh he was mad. I’m older by 12 minutes. He’s had a hard livin life as a mine engineer and sunscreen hater.

0points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago (edited)

My sister and i had this the other day

0points

BarBeeGirl 2 years ago

My sister's friend asked if I was her niece. She's 2 years older than me

0points

CelticElff 2 years ago

When I travel with my eldest (28), people think we are sisters. I always apologize to her but then remind her that she'll appreciate it when she's older (the same definitely applied to me- at age 19 I looked closer to 13, and at age 30 I still had 18yo's hitting on me)

0points

bob bruce 2 years ago

This is a good example of somebody being insulted when nobody insulted them.

0points

Cindy N 2 years ago

I was shopping with a friend, about the same age as me, and was asked if I was shopping with my daughter :(

0points

Boredcanadian1234 2 years ago

I once told 2 customers that the daughter looked just like her mom. They were twins.

0points

#19

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones “I love how you’ll just wear anything” -John Mulany

kgottshall Report

Final score:

88points

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the child 2 years ago (edited)

LOOK AT THAT HIGH WAISTED MAN HE GOT FEMININE HIPS - john mulaney

33points

#20

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones There’s the classic, “I don’t care what they say about you, you’re alright.”

theleftbuttcheek Report

Final score:

88points

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Scagsy 2 years ago (edited)

I like to use this one as a joke to people who I know and love. I would never say it upon meeting someone. Only my nearest and dearest get the abuse. (And they laugh coz they know I'm only playing).

42points

#21

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones Friend of mine in high school got a “compliment” from a teacher, “you’re so pretty for a black girl”

Sirc909 Report

Final score:

88points

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Scagsy 2 years ago

That's outrageous. Shoulda replied 'You're pretty racist. For a teacher'.

113points

#22

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones You're pretty bright for someone that has (insert any disability here)

SanchoVillaWNS Report

Final score:

86points

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Sofia Gonzalez 2 years ago

Again, just plain rude!

39points

#23

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones Wow you don't seem autistic at all!

Daddyssillypuppy Report

Final score:

86points

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Sofia Gonzalez 2 years ago

Now that's just plain rude!

36points

#24

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones I wish I had the confidence to wear that.

theemscreation Report

Final score:

85points

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Susie Elle 2 years ago (edited)

I guess this depends on what it's referring to. If someone were to wear, say, a shirt with a very bright color or something that makes you stand out in a crowd, I guess "I wish I had the confidence to wear that" would refer to confidently wear something that draws attention to you while others would be too shy to wear it. Okay thanks for attending my TedTalk

69points

#25

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones “You’re the son I never had.”

Thanks, dad.

copyrider Report

Final score:

84points

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Petra, princess of Brigid 2 years ago

Unless you're adopted?

23points

macaronsforeveryone Report

#26

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones Your child is so good-looking (or smart). Who did they get that from?

Final score:

83points

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Jacob Nunez 2 years ago

Not you

26points

#27

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones “You look so young” isn’t the compliment people think it is. I feel like nobody takes me seriously at first meeting and it’s just pointing out to me that my body never developed much during puberty and digs into my insecurities of looking like a child. Makes me feel like a child and I’ve gotten these comments my whole life. But if I complain I get “relax you’ll appreciate it when you’re older”

wowguineapigs Report

Final score:

83points

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Katiekat 2 years ago

I have never appreciated this, and I'm 54, don't look my age, and as the baby of the family, feel like I've struggled my whole life to be taken seriously and treated like an adult.

41points

#28

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones I used to be told frequently that I looked like a teenager when I was in my 20s and early 30s. I know they didn't mean it rude, but I most certainly didn't want to look 17 while pushing my kid around in a stroller at 30. I remember catching someone looking at me when I was pregnant and I could see the judgement in their eyes so I not so subtly put my left hand on my stomach so the person could see my engagement ring and wedding band.

dachshundaholic Report

Final score:

80points

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Sofia Gonzalez 2 years ago

Well I bet that you just had a youthful glow!

26points

#29

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones After sex: "That was better than I expected"

I actually got that one in college.

wannagosomewhere Report

Final score:

78points

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Iggy 2 years ago

"Pity I can't say the same."

50points

#30

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones You're one of the good ones. (Refering to race)

ShowersNeiked Report

Final score:

78points

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Scagsy 2 years ago

You just can't say that. How can anyone think that's acceptable?

49points

Flimsy-Recognition91 Report

#31

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones "You look soooo cute in cheap clothes. i could never pull that off omg"

Final score:

77points

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WilvanderHeijden 2 years ago

I know that I'm blessed, people like you could wear a Versace dress and still look like a scarecrow while I go dumpster diving and look like a million dollars.

58points

#32

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones While walking next to me "Wow I didn't realize how short you are!" I always reply with it's because my personality is 10 feet tall!

LadyCoolJ Report

Final score:

77points

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phil blanque 2 years ago

Wow...while talking to you I did not realize how little YOU are....little...

12points

#33

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones "Wow, you smell a lot nicer than usual!"

Prank_Owl Report

Final score:

76points

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Dolly & Meduza 2 years ago (edited)

There is people who smells bad even hours after bathing. It not their fault some smells, even after using deodorant.

24points

#34

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones A nurse to my ex gf— “I really wish I could be as skinny as her!”

I was in the hospital from SMA Syndrome, a thing that happens when you lose so much weight that your intestines close shut.

Good news! If you too are depressed with life and have little desire to eat anything ever, you too can be 70 pounds and get these fabulous curves!

Fhennerius Report

Final score:

76points

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Eucritta 2 years ago

I got comments like this when the loss was due to undiagnosed adult-onset type 1 diabetes. I've also heard them said to people with cancer. This is why I think we've gotten so muddle-headed and toxic about weight, we'd be better off not talking about it at all.

8points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#35

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones "You're so skinny!! What's your secret?" An eating disorder, babe.

scientificallygay838 Report

Final score:

76points

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Eucritta 2 years ago

There is no context outside of a physician's office where unsolicited comments on a person's body are appropriate, no matter the intent.

38points

#36

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones As someone with curly hair, when I straighten it

"Wow your hair looks so much better straight"

LapinDeLaNeige Report

Final score:

73points

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Ines Olabarria-Smith 2 years ago

99’9% of the time not true!!!!!!!

37points

#37

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones Asian American here.

"Whoa, you don't have an accent at all!"

griff1014 Report

Final score:

67points

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Sofia Gonzalez 2 years ago

People are so peopley!

33points

#38

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones Anything that ends with "for you."

That's great hat, for you. But its the perfect size, for you.

_SomeFrigginDude_ Report

Final score:

65points

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User# 6 2 years ago

Here's a million dollars for you. Nope, not an insult.

32points

Used_Willingness5558 Report

#39

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones Or when being black… “you’re so well spoken”

Final score:

64points

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Scagsy 2 years ago

Or Scottish

24points

#40

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones My auntie once said to me: You know, you used to be a bit funny looking as you were growing up but you have turned in to a really handsome chap.

I really didn't know what to make of that, if I should be happy or offended.

Island_Monkey86 Report

Final score:

60points

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Chinmayee Kalghatgi 2 years ago

Why not both?

33points

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#41

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones That blouse looks fantastic on you despite your size

jusstressearch Report

Final score:

26points

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Tuna Fish 2 years ago

Been there, got that.

8points

#42

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones "You are hot but not as hot as everyone says you are" which was said to me at a party.

slavicgypsygirl Report

Final score:

26points

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Sofia Gonzalez 2 years ago

But you still hot though? That's good right?

10points

#43

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones “Exceeds expectations”

pinkandorpunk Report

Final score:

23points

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GirlFriday 2 years ago

I got this in a job review once and my boss told me that he was pleasantly surprised by work. he said that I "exceeded everyone's expectations of you." So, I am being rewarded because you underestimated me? Thanks, I guess, but I will take the raise.

18points

#44

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones “I didn’t think you were pretty without a mask”

mikewazowskicult Report

Final score:

23points

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Jacob Nunez 2 years ago

Good stay 6 feet away from me

26points

#45

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones Did you lose weight?

squatchick85 Report

Final score:

23points

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Rick Hoppenbrouwer 2 years ago

Had customers telling me I was looking trimmer. Passed it off until I got curious one morning and stepped on the scale and found out I lost 12 pounds.

9points

#46

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones You must be working really hard, you look more tired than usual.

dougiebgood Report

Final score:

22points

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Alicia Ennis 2 years ago

As Susan Sarandon says in Stepmom; "It's just a polite way of saying 'you look like s**t.'"

13points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

#47

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones I had someone tell me when I was a kid "wow you have such good handwriting for someone whose left handed" what?

Urupindi Report

Final score:

21points

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WilvanderHeijden 2 years ago

Left handed people generally have worse handwriting because when they are learning to write the methods used are designed for right handed people. But left handed people have to hold their pens in a different way and the position of their arm and wrist is different.

29points

#48

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones After I gave birth to my first son I had just lost the baby weight. My grandfather said, ‘Well, I guess you’re not gonna be fat now like your mama and your sister.’ My mom and sister were sitting right there. Win for me…insult for them.

handmaid25 Report

Final score:

21points

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Veronica Sjöberg 2 years ago

Not really win imo. Who wants to be around people who are mean and cares about others appearance as their main focus? Besides, I absolutely hate people who comment on post partum bodies like this... her whole world changed and she could have died but what you like to focus on seems to be those extra kilos. Makes no sense.

17points

Sunsent_Samsparilla Report

#49

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones “No one else is like you.”

Depending on tone, it can be taken as either

Final score:

19points

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WilvanderHeijden 2 years ago

It should only be taken as a compliment. Don't stop being your unique you, just because people can't cope with you. You are not the problem, they are.

9points

#50

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones When grandma tells you that you look well and you know she means that you look fat.

bertiebastard Report

Final score:

19points

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Sarcastic Cow 2 years ago

But she trying to be nice...

12points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

#51

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones You look good with makeup on.

Quit_social_media Report

Final score:

18points

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Sofia Gonzalez 2 years ago

No, really? I though makeup was to make me look horrible! 🙄

14points

#52

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones I underestimated you.

IGotMyPopcorn Report

Final score:

17points

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User# 6 2 years ago

Said Putin to Zelensky.

32points

#53

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones "You clean up well."

Moho_braccatus Report

Final score:

16points

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Kimi Tomminello 2 years ago

Ah I love this one. It's the whole reason I won't "clean up" anymore. After my nervous breakdown and retirement I feel no need to make anyone happy with my appearance (save for some close friends and family special occassions). Life as way too short to spend that much time on other people's opinions.

6points

plsdontkillmelol69 Report

#54

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones When people tell me in person, that I’m very photogenic.

I’m kind of a catfish, I know my angles. I know I look different in person. So saying, ‘you’re so photogenic’ when you’re not like commenting on a photo, and saying it to my face, means ‘oh wow you look so different in your pictures’ LOL

It doesn’t upset me or anything l, but I feel like it’s back-handed haha.

Final score:

16points

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WilvanderHeijden 2 years ago

In my part of the Netherlands people only call you photogenic when Dutch directness would be insulting.

6points

#55

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones "He's a nice guy." Aka he's bad at his job.

escargeaux Report

Final score:

14points

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Scagsy 2 years ago

I feel pretty bad now because lots of people have said I was a nice guy. Does that mean I'm rubbish?

8points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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#56

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones You look so pretty today. As opposed to every other day where I look like cat sick

darrenwise883 Report

Final score:

14points

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WilvanderHeijden 2 years ago

On some days people do look prettier for whatever reason. Doesn't mean they look ugly for the rest of the time. But I guess some people can find offense in everything you say to them.

13points

#57

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones My dad, after not seeing me for several months, saw me and said “I forgot that you’re good looking”. I can’t pinpoint exactly why it made me feel bad and good at the same time but it did.

alexknight222 Report

Final score:

14points

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Binny Tutera 2 years ago

Meant he hadn't seen you for too long- he missed you.

7points

#58

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones You look so much nicer now!

DogBreathologist Report

Final score:

13points

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Clark 2 years ago

"You know, for a white guy, you're pretty cool." Umm...thanks?

14points

#59

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones "You and I, we're the same"

SofiaOfEverRealm Report

Final score:

10points

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Scagsy 2 years ago

I don't see this one as a negative. You're only saying that you share common ground which is a good thing. Isn't it?

19points

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

#60

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones "Your eyebrows look so good now that they're even." - Kim Chi

GabrielVibrant Report

Final score:

9points

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#61

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones You're so special...

Duuzer Report

Final score:

9points

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Sofia Gonzalez 2 years ago

Total compliment! . . . right?

7points

#62

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones Apparently asking for an ID when people are buying alcohol.

Str00813z Report

Final score:

9points

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WilvanderHeijden 2 years ago

It is ridiculous to ask for an ID when the person looks, acts, moves and sounds like 72.

13points

#63

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones ”I can see what you were going for here”

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Leeds Lass 2 years ago

P off Bob

2points

#64

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones "You're progressing right on track"

I've had people take this well and as a sign that they are doing things correctly. However I have also had people get upset because they thought they were ahead of the curve and special.

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LazyPanda 2 years ago

I've worked jobs before where this felt backhanded. When I can clearly see my standard of work excelling past my peers to the point where I'm correcting their work, or I'm using skills you didn't ask for on your job posting, but you want to pay me as an average worker, it is a problem

3points

#65

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones You haven't changed in 20 years.

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Elliot Fowler 2 years ago

I am not sure how that is considered rude ?

25points

#66

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones You look like your mother/father.

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Raven DeathShade 2 years ago

Nah, my mom is gorgeous. And my dad...I don't like him, but that doesn't mean he doesn't look good. I look nearly identical to my grandma, though. I just have my mom's cheekbones and eyes.

6points

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Pezor Zass 2 years ago

"Well, looks don't matter as much for guys" Soooo, i'm ugly but it doesn't matter? Thanks.

15points

Linda Lee 2 years ago

I gave birth to my son when I was 21. Fast forward 25 years, work dinner with spouses. A retired Ob nurse (spouse of coworker) asked if I had children. I said my son was 25. She looked me up and down and said that she had worked with the younger teenagers when they gave birth and I had nothing to be ashamed of. WHAT!?

8points

Madeleine Flowers 2 years ago

That's really rude to call out. I'm sorry you had to go through that.

4points

Brian bell 2 years ago

Some of these are misguided attempts at being nice or trying not to be awkward; it requires a fairly high level of social awareness to discern the difference. Also, some people have a hard time in either telling or getting that something is meant as a jest. However, sometimes people are just plain rude!

7points

Auntriarch 2 years ago

And the intonation will be important, most of these could go either way

2points

Littlebunnyfufu 2 years ago

I feel like a lot of this depends on tone and body language. When my kiddos were little they were 18 months apart. At one point they were about the same height with different builds and coloring; one looked like me and the other looked like their dad. We've joked around about needed a maternity test with the one who looked like him. I'd get the question of "Ooh do they have the same dad?" an amazingly often amount. I got so I could tell if the person was judging and basically using that as a way to disparagingly call me easy or if they were in the same boat and trying to connect as a fellow human. It felt really different based on the tone/body language.

6points

Lacey Heward 2 years ago

"You're so inspiring!" Well, I sure am. But the comment asserts that because I have a disability and get out of bed in the morning I deserve special recognition. Like living is not expected.

5points

Just Browsing 2 years ago

I wouldn't have thought of such a comment as hurtful - thank you so much for sharing!!!

2points

Nikole Landelius 2 years ago

You have such a pretty face to a high school girl (me) who was not skinny like the other girls. This took such a toll on my confidence, I felt worthless.

5points

Izzy Curer 2 years ago (edited)

"I don't care if you are a satan-worshipper, I still like you." This was said to me by my little sister one day when she was a kid, when I was back in town for a visit after spending a few years out of state. Not sure, but apparently someone decided that moving away meant you were going off to worship satan or something. Never found out who said that to her. But yeah, it was basically a cult, so I guess that makes sense

5points

APL 2 years ago

"Even if you're a vampire, you're still my brother."

1point

Lingon 2 years ago

"You are really smart for a woman" No, I'm really smart for a human.

4points

Leo Domitrix 2 years ago

This one goes back about 25 years, someone about me, to Hubby, as I was standing next to Hubby: "Wow, you (have sex wiht) that?" and that was when I first contemplated the use of sunglasses as a lethal weapon.

3points

Madeleine Flowers 2 years ago

In case any of you were wondering, I reported the scammer. That's all I wanted to say.

3points

Sasha 2 years ago

When people say "your so tall in real life! Do you play sports?" No, no I don't. Just because I'm tall does not mean I'm athletic.

3points

A_UserHere 2 years ago

half of these are either just insults or people being to soft

3points

aroace man, but german 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 2 years ago

those people be talking some real s**t for somebody in counter-insult distance.

3points

jk nbt 2 years ago

"Mom, your turkey dressing really tasted good this year. Did you use a recipe this time?"

2points

MonicaChicagoGal 2 years ago

I bought a car an Audi and my boss said "I hope your Husband works".

2points

Lingon 2 years ago

That was a joke, and a good one, as it needs a LOT of maintenance not to die on you.

0points

a worm 2 years ago

the "insults" that had anything to do with race, gender or disabilities are just plain rude

2points

Irma 2 years ago

'You cook great for a white person'

0points

Maisey Myles 2 years ago

Bless your heart is popular In American South

1point

thememyselfandi 2 years ago

"I love a girl who eats." AND "You do you."

1point

the annoying theatre kid 2 years ago

when you get a haircut: i kinda liked it before

1point

Blarrg 2 years ago

"You're the first really smart person I've met who believed in God." Umm, thanks?

1point

Emmett O'Brian 2 years ago

Some of my relatives can tell you off and make it sound like they're complimenting you. It's about ten minutes later that you sit there going "hey, I think I just got taken down by her." Not a skill I share unfortunately.

1point

Irma 2 years ago

Like someone complimenting my mom that she has pretty kids. 'You think so? Thanks'

0points

Faith Hurst-Bilinski 2 years ago

In 7th grade a math teacher told me I was really smart for a girl. I wish I could say the same to you, dude.

1point

Summer Mason 2 years ago

Imma warn everyone visiting the southern states of the USA. It is very well known.... if we women say bless your heart. We mean your a God damn dumb ass and we dispise your actions. Or it means.....wait for it....bless your heart into eternity because that was devastating news. There is NO IN BETWEEN.

1point

Zophra 2 years ago

Call people on it! When they insult, maybe they do know they are being horrible, or maybe they really aren't thinking how they words can affect? Say something!

1point

Jackie Warner 2 years ago

I'm vegan. After I've baked and shared a vegan pudding: "yum. That was good. Didn't taste vegan at all." Yeah, I suppose chops don't taste vegan either.

1point

Jackie Warner 2 years ago

*chips even

0points

Stoopham McFernybabes 2 years ago

At work, my (apparently very dangerous colleague who I initially thought of was a buddy and confidante) says “Oh, you won’t BELIEVE what someone said about you the other day. I won’t repeat it but don’t worry, though, we put them on their place”. Cue paranoid social anxiety at work for the next 10 years - thanks!

1point

Tee Witt 2 years ago

Many of these just are not offensive, i wonder if people are just too fragile these days.

1point

ZooMom 2 years ago

"You have such a beautiful face"..."you mean I'm fat?!" "You are so well spoken!"..."because I'm black you thought I wouldn't be?" "That's a great look for you!"..."because its ugly and so am I?!"

0points

ERIKA H. 2 years ago

I always get, "You're smart for not having an education"...i went to trade school

1point

Livingwithcfs 9 months ago

My dad use to say. People say yiu aren't as smart as a donkey, I said you are. Yeah dad that's not a complement, you nasty old man, I spent most of my life feeling dumb because of comments like this

0points

LSR 2 years ago (edited)

What a f*****g surprise, another "men are pigs" publication. How about all the crap women can also say to men? Go f**k yourself, roikas or whatevere your fucko name is.

0points

Tea Mobi 1 year ago

I don't think that's what's happening here. I've been insulted more by women, as a woman then by men, and in more than half of these both parties could be anyone.

0points

Irma 2 years ago

"Don't feel bad about your height, its not a problem at all, short girls are better anyways" i dont feel bad about my height

0points

Irma 2 years ago

I look way younger and live in a town with a lot of old fashioned people who think that woman exist just to look pretty but cant actually do anything. Im a chef in a restaurant. 'She is actually good' with surprise in their voice

0points

Marnie 2 years ago

About 3-4 years after I graduated college a guy I was seeing saw the commencement photo. He said, "Oh, you were so beautiful. What happened?" Another guy I dated said, "I can really tell that you used to be in good shape." Both saw it as a compliment of sorts.

0points

Mari 2 years ago

When I was pregnant, people wished me good luck with my twins. I just had a huge belly, no twins! The sport teacher said I was good at sports for a girl....

0points

Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago

During French class one day, I completed the games in 1st place several times. My friend said “Wow, I didn’t think you were good at French” I was offended :)

0points

Just Browsing 2 years ago

These are so shocking that my brain is trying to convince me that they are fake.

0points

Betsy Novack 2 years ago

After being mistaken for mu 80 something year old dad while sitting with him in the hospital, I asked the nurse who wanted me to sign paper "Do I look like a trophy wife? Does he look like somebody id marry for his money?" Telling my brother this later,he said "yeah. What happened to you?You used to be cute" You can pick your nose, but not your family

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The Cute Cat 2 years ago

Nah.. Just take it as compliment and go on.. No need to mind all of people comment

0points

Silver the Sloth (they/she) 2 years ago

I don't feel like any of these are really "savage"

0points

Palo Sulek 2 years ago

Let's not forget Bishop's quote to Ellen Ripley ... "Not bad for a human" ... although he meant to be very friendly at that moment. Sometimes you must be smart enough to get a witty compliment 🙂

0points

Kaisa Koo 2 years ago

Complimenting hard of some very small achievement can be the worst.

0points

Ruth McLarty 2 years ago

My favourite, which as someone whose hair is somewhere between slightly wavy and lovely loose curls depending on the external humidity, what did you do to your hair today, it looks great

0points

ZooMom 2 years ago

How is that insulting? They said your hair looked good....

1point

Peter Trudell Jr 2 years ago

holy carp, it's like BP doesn't show people's eyes anymore. This entire listicle, people were mostly cut off at the nose, had their face obscured, or were facing the other way...

0points

Paula Marowsky 2 years ago

Most of the posts are not even insulting at all.

-2points

BorPand8 2 years ago

That's a pretty courageous thing to say, coming from somebody like you

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Pezor Zass 2 years ago

"Well, looks don't matter as much for guys" Soooo, i'm ugly but it doesn't matter? Thanks.

15points

Linda Lee 2 years ago

8points

Madeleine Flowers 2 years ago

That's really rude to call out. I'm sorry you had to go through that.

4points

Brian bell 2 years ago

7points

Auntriarch 2 years ago

And the intonation will be important, most of these could go either way

2points

Littlebunnyfufu 2 years ago

6points

Lacey Heward 2 years ago

"You're so inspiring!" Well, I sure am. But the comment asserts that because I have a disability and get out of bed in the morning I deserve special recognition. Like living is not expected.

5points

Just Browsing 2 years ago

I wouldn't have thought of such a comment as hurtful - thank you so much for sharing!!!

2points

Nikole Landelius 2 years ago

You have such a pretty face to a high school girl (me) who was not skinny like the other girls. This took such a toll on my confidence, I felt worthless.

5points

Izzy Curer 2 years ago (edited)

5points

APL 2 years ago

"Even if you're a vampire, you're still my brother."

1point

Lingon 2 years ago

"You are really smart for a woman" No, I'm really smart for a human.

4points

Leo Domitrix 2 years ago

3points

Madeleine Flowers 2 years ago

In case any of you were wondering, I reported the scammer. That's all I wanted to say.

3points

Sasha 2 years ago

When people say "your so tall in real life! Do you play sports?" No, no I don't. Just because I'm tall does not mean I'm athletic.

3points

A_UserHere 2 years ago

half of these are either just insults or people being to soft

3points

aroace man, but german 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 2 years ago

those people be talking some real s**t for somebody in counter-insult distance.

3points

jk nbt 2 years ago

"Mom, your turkey dressing really tasted good this year. Did you use a recipe this time?"

2points

MonicaChicagoGal 2 years ago

I bought a car an Audi and my boss said "I hope your Husband works".

2points

Lingon 2 years ago

That was a joke, and a good one, as it needs a LOT of maintenance not to die on you.

0points

a worm 2 years ago

the "insults" that had anything to do with race, gender or disabilities are just plain rude

2points

Irma 2 years ago

'You cook great for a white person'

0points

Maisey Myles 2 years ago

Bless your heart is popular In American South

1point

thememyselfandi 2 years ago

"I love a girl who eats." AND "You do you."

1point

the annoying theatre kid 2 years ago

when you get a haircut: i kinda liked it before

1point

Blarrg 2 years ago

"You're the first really smart person I've met who believed in God." Umm, thanks?

1point

Emmett O'Brian 2 years ago

1point

Irma 2 years ago

Like someone complimenting my mom that she has pretty kids. 'You think so? Thanks'

0points

Faith Hurst-Bilinski 2 years ago

In 7th grade a math teacher told me I was really smart for a girl. I wish I could say the same to you, dude.

1point

Summer Mason 2 years ago

1point

Zophra 2 years ago

Call people on it! When they insult, maybe they do know they are being horrible, or maybe they really aren't thinking how they words can affect? Say something!

1point

Jackie Warner 2 years ago

I'm vegan. After I've baked and shared a vegan pudding: "yum. That was good. Didn't taste vegan at all." Yeah, I suppose chops don't taste vegan either.

1point

Jackie Warner 2 years ago

*chips even

0points

Stoopham McFernybabes 2 years ago

1point

Tee Witt 2 years ago

Many of these just are not offensive, i wonder if people are just too fragile these days.

1point

ZooMom 2 years ago

"You have such a beautiful face"..."you mean I'm fat?!" "You are so well spoken!"..."because I'm black you thought I wouldn't be?" "That's a great look for you!"..."because its ugly and so am I?!"

0points

ERIKA H. 2 years ago

I always get, "You're smart for not having an education"...i went to trade school

1point

Livingwithcfs 9 months ago

My dad use to say. People say yiu aren't as smart as a donkey, I said you are. Yeah dad that's not a complement, you nasty old man, I spent most of my life feeling dumb because of comments like this

0points

LSR 2 years ago (edited)

What a f*****g surprise, another "men are pigs" publication. How about all the crap women can also say to men? Go f**k yourself, roikas or whatevere your fucko name is.

0points

Tea Mobi 1 year ago

I don't think that's what's happening here. I've been insulted more by women, as a woman then by men, and in more than half of these both parties could be anyone.

0points

Irma 2 years ago

"Don't feel bad about your height, its not a problem at all, short girls are better anyways" i dont feel bad about my height

0points

Irma 2 years ago

0points

Marnie 2 years ago

0points

Mari 2 years ago

When I was pregnant, people wished me good luck with my twins. I just had a huge belly, no twins! The sport teacher said I was good at sports for a girl....

0points

Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago

During French class one day, I completed the games in 1st place several times. My friend said “Wow, I didn’t think you were good at French” I was offended :)

0points

Just Browsing 2 years ago

These are so shocking that my brain is trying to convince me that they are fake.

0points

Betsy Novack 2 years ago

0points

The Cute Cat 2 years ago

Nah.. Just take it as compliment and go on.. No need to mind all of people comment

0points

Silver the Sloth (they/she) 2 years ago

I don't feel like any of these are really "savage"

0points

Palo Sulek 2 years ago

Let's not forget Bishop's quote to Ellen Ripley ... "Not bad for a human" ... although he meant to be very friendly at that moment. Sometimes you must be smart enough to get a witty compliment 🙂

0points

Kaisa Koo 2 years ago

Complimenting hard of some very small achievement can be the worst.

0points

Ruth McLarty 2 years ago

My favourite, which as someone whose hair is somewhere between slightly wavy and lovely loose curls depending on the external humidity, what did you do to your hair today, it looks great

0points

ZooMom 2 years ago

How is that insulting? They said your hair looked good....

1point

Peter Trudell Jr 2 years ago

holy carp, it's like BP doesn't show people's eyes anymore. This entire listicle, people were mostly cut off at the nose, had their face obscured, or were facing the other way...

0points

Paula Marowsky 2 years ago

Most of the posts are not even insulting at all.

-2points

BorPand8 2 years ago

That's a pretty courageous thing to say, coming from somebody like you

2points