What a lovely footshooter.

Excellent!!

I am honestly amazed at the lack of back ups etc

yippie kai yey mother effer!

Some people just dig themselves a hole... And keep on digging

I wonder how many regulatory bodies base a proportion of their revenue budgets on fines payable by idiot bosses like this.

Burn baby burn, disco inferno

Big Bosses and upper management always think that they run things, until they fire the people who actually do all the work.

I’m starting to feel like these are about the same person just from the perspective of different people in the company

Glorious

wow, a decade!?

I'm surprised Google doesn't have an "are you sure you want to deactivate this email - it is tied to XYZ google sheets." Gmail warns you if you forget to attach something, why shouldn't it warn you about something as permanent as this?

I think this qualifies as delicious compliance!

I did a proper handover when I resigned from my first job, but I was walked out of the building on my last day - makes me chuckle now - what did think I was going to do? Walk out with a Sun workstation under my arm?

They gave you all that responsibility in the first 90 days of your employment? Pretty stupid from the start.

Good for you!

What kind of "computing security group" gives no thought to information retention and continuity?

It was nice of you to try to explain to the coworker, but my petty ass would have been out the door with no words at all except, "BYEEE!"

"Flip"?

I don't even get it, what is these companies' obsession with deleting email accounts immediatelly? What for?

This is how managers and bosses justify their position and paycheck. "So-and-so left, which caused major chaos. But don't worry! I'm working diligently to fix the problems they caused!" Then when the workers eventually fix the problem, they take the credit for it. It's a smokescreen that's worked since the dawn of managers.

Administrators... why, just why...

A panic on his end does not constitute an emergency on your end.

Sure saved the company a lot of money on this one

It took a couple of months to realize that they were shitheads?

But when they're deciding whether to re-carpet their offices for the third time this year, or to buy infrastructure for critical data, the carpet always wins.

What? Andddd, what?

22 in laptops ??

Hummm... sorry, but I totally disagree. One thing is when the company cancels accounts and destroy your previous work... a different thing is when you hide important information and documents that your company is asking for and that was part of your job.