are you f*****g kidding me..

Tell you what...it's difficult to limit screen time for kids, but it's so very important.

Well, this is sad. But it's a description of "Better safe than sorry"

This is soooo bad I couldn't help but laught.

IMO this is the most ridiculous thing on this list

Reminds me Henry Ford "A customer can have a car painted any color he wants as long as it’s black”

this is just sad

Based on the ATM symbol ("bankomat" on yellow background with Raiffeisen logo) and the uniform of the paramedics it is from Croatia. The photo dates back to September 2016, and the Photographer's name is Sandra Krunic. The original title of this photo said something about American healthcare, which doesn't fit.

How will they bear all that philanthropy

This was actually done to combat theft near a rail yard where cargo from trains was being frequently stolen. This is a fantastic example of a person using social media to twist the facts to suit their own agenda.

And people who decided this didn't think that this would make a perfect joke?

WTF!!!!?!

You've always been at war. The USA is a warmongering country. Does that even surprise anyone at this point?

Welcome to hell

Investors want to get all the money, while putting in none of the work. It's the workers' labor that creates value, which brings in the money. It makes sense they should be paid appropriately.

THATS our president folks!

"We need cheap workforce in our factory in the future too!"

other with a landslide

I don't know why but to me this seems to be more vulgar and immoral than the last porn movie I watched.

that's just sad

Be careful now. All the Trump supporters will cry fake news.

I wonder if that fake smile would open the door from the #17 post

not as bad as 'things to do before you die' why not 'things to do while you're still alive' much more positive.

Didn't George Carlin say that the only reason Earth hasn't killed us is that it can't make plastic and needs us to do it?

It's been documented that after a mass/school shooting, gun sales actually go up. How sick is that?

"Living in America!" LOL

Shouldn't the simple fact that you're out of blood, solve ALL your problems ? Including housing ? Just a tought

Yeah, if you don't smile, an exec will immediately bolt from his office and grin at the door for you :D

Yes. STUNNING!! (It's sarcasm, relax)

how is this surprising? did you really think they were developing this kind of technology just for your social photo tagging to be easier? come on.

there are no words

NOPE. Biggest nope of my life NOPE

Is that a dalmation out the backseat window?

I don't think this challenge honor the Christ... Poor Him, it must be tiredsome to be loved by idiots.

disgusting

Time to disconnect people!

It is probably obvious to most, but the reductress is, just like the onion, a satire site :) just so you know

You need a new car so you can drive to therapy.

A freaking commercial!

Giving your blood is a good thing, having no choice but selling your blood sucks

And? This can be a police parking lot, military base, impound lot, a mint etc.

HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING, HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE

Why is this shown on television?

It's an update. Bus probably fell from the cliff, crashed on a cemetery, and they are keeping the viewers up to date on how many victims they keep finding under the wreck. Chips look tasty though :D

Wow. The lack of self-awareness is astounding.

So consequently, government, banks, and universities are pimps.

people who 'live' in walmart and mcdo doesn't like to walk :-)

Doesn't this feel safe and free?

Nothing is private on Facebook, even when you think it is.