That explains it. Smart kitty

My MoUtH

Hoomans will deceive you. They leave the house so you think they've gone to work, but it turns out they only went to the corner shop. Then you realise they didn't even bring you anything to eat. Naughty Hooman.

I guess that's why my cat loves to bite the cord of the mouse :D

Same, and my cat too. But we do like each other ... mostly ... sometimes

Apparently the 'cornteen' means that the hoomans stay in our houses far too much. They take up room on our sofas and armchairs in the daytime when we need to sleep. They also play music and put on loud TV, so that we can't get any peace.

"Yes, I am very busy, first I have to test the suitability and cushioning effect of the keyboard, and then... I tell you the rest later...

"Social distancing is very important, hooman"

"My hero"

Busy relaxing and watching the world go by

Of course. But mirrors are useful for checking you look your best at all times.

Fishy, I wouldn't trust the cat if I were you

But my oh my what a captivating red dot...

me every day during quarantine

I think it's one of Picasso's works (cubism)

Ever see a cat seen out and eat moths? My car Sylvester knew the right ones...he'd trip balls. Lmfao!

Whether I like the shirt is determined by what I am intended to do with it.

Haha! My cats in one pic.

Kitty. You are not fat. Don’t worry!!

It's not going to be social distancing or quarantine that'll save us, but Coco!

LANGUAGE!

Admire me not these computer hoomanz

Trees are useful for sharpening claws when you can't find a sofa or armchair.

Oh no COVIDDD

Wait, WHAT?

Cool

My girl is moulting; as a British Shorthair her fur is thick and the loose bits stick out. She hates me pulling them out and gives me a good slap! Claws-in, of course!