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Ah, the comment section—it’s full of life. Sometimes, people there spark conversations about a variety of social issues. Other times, they’re going livid over someone else’s opinion. Or maybe they’re simply enjoying a spicy argument and, of course, grabbing a box of metaphorical popcorn along the way. And when the comments tend to go from plain insulting to inspiring in mere seconds, ​​we’re sure glad they’re there.

Our readers have proven time and again how curious, funny, and wholesome they can be. Some of you commenters offer even better content than the picture itself. To celebrate your creativity and wit, we have compiled a list of some of the best and most upvoted comments we found floating around our page.

We here at Bored Panda love clever humor, and we know that you do too. So continue scrolling, see if yours made the list, and share even more hilarious wisdom under the pics below! Also, be sure to check out Part 1 of this post right here.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i actually agree with with last bit about abortion it should be women that make those decisions or talk about it

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To learn more about witty comments and how to improve our comedy skills, we spoke to Abigail Paul, a standup comedian, improviser, and actress with an irreverent and original comedy brain. Having performed improvisation, standup comedy, and theatre in venues all over Germany, the US, and the EU, she was kind enough to share her thoughts on why people leave comments in the first place.  

“Today’s reader has the advantage over their predecessor that they feel part of the action,” she said. “In comedy, we are always looking to create content that an audience member will relate to, so when someone leaves a fantastic comment on an article or picture, it helps us feel connected, a little less alone.” 

“It shows us that someone else, maybe many people, think the same way we do,” Abigail mentioned. “We take great comfort in not being alone on our ideas.”

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The standup comedian revealed that the secret to a successful comment is probably equal parts true and surprising. An unexpected remark “that just has shock value isn’t as highly regarded as one that is embedded in truth.” 

“In comedy terms, your picture or article you are commenting on is your setup. Your witty comment is the punchline,” she explained. “There are lots of ways to be funny, but a great punchline will usually have excellent use of wordplay, exaggeration, or make an analogy to something else so the reader can maybe see the topic in a new light.” 

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, the natives here in the US were more curious than frightened, and look where that got us. It definitely was the right reaction.

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“The most important thing is usually an element of surprise. Good comedy writers use misdirect as well as a magician does. We think we see you going to one place and you go somewhere unexpected. Audiences love a twist,” Abigail said, providing true crime podcasts as an example.

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According to her, leaving a comment and letting out a few chuckles helps us bond with others. “Comedy is the most fun thing humans can share (besides pizza),” she said. “The pandemic has forced a lot of comedy experiences online. It hurt live comedy a lot, but new spaces have thrived online because people need to connect and laugh. The upside is you can find ways to be funny at home in your PJs.”

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Sinkvenice
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen this first hand at my job, it's so creepy. A woman had a cyst on each ovary, each the size of a basketball, so she must've been enormous already to allow them to grow to that size without noticing. These were dermoid cysts and weren't filled with fluid, they were filled with a cream cheese consistency gunk. Once I'd scraped all that out, the inside wall of the cyst had clumps of hair and bits of teeth fragments. I've also read that some have been found to contain eyeballs and brain cells. Unbelievably spooky.

Lainie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh thank you so, so much @Sinkvenice. You just had to, right?

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Patti
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My 14 year old granddaughter had a 2.4 lb Taratoma growing in her chest. Loma Linda was amazing. God bless them for your kindness & expertise

Cat Crazy Lady
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was little someone told me about a boy that had something hairy with teeth in his stomach. But I'm pretty sure they said it was his twin he had in his stomach and not a tumor. This makes me wonder though..

jk nbt
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I heard this story about a local woman who had a problem pregnancy. Ultrasound showed a healthy baby and also an eight-pound tumor in the womb. The C-section birth produced a healthy baby boy. The doctor then took out a lump the size of a football. It had hair, teeth, and eyespots. Apparently, this would have been a twin brother, but something went horribly wrong during the pregnancy. Normally, the mother would spontaneously abort a failed fetus like this. Her body did not do this so the healthy baby could be born full-term. The nurse that told me this story said it was the most cringe-worthy moment she ever had when the doctor pulled out the hairy deformed mass. YUCK...EWWW...

Jean Peterson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel bad for the mother, and I truly hope she never tells the kid. Imagine your friend telling you that sh! t one day

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Z Alexi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Toni Boone actually typed that "Trump told the truth." Lives under a rock? Benedict Donald wasn't invited anywhere in NYC [we've heard his lies for ½ a century]…no1 summons him to events in Palm Beach either since his perpetual lies aren't a state secret: 30,573 over 4 yrs which omits 17 mos of campaigning & un-video-taped lies: during mtgs, phone calls, plane/limo rides, meals. That's 22 lies every day multiplied by 20 times [if u add the untaped lies]. He lied today & unremittingly shouts His Big Lie that got him kicked off social media & impeached twice. Only the uneducated welcome him~~see his pals on Jan 6th videos.~~WaPo 1/24/21

Lia Marshall
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had one of these at 18 it was 10x8x8cm when they removed it.

Lisa Valen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I found that out when I was very young. I had a cyst and I thought it might it's way out.

Z Alexi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jarrod Nichols is an ignorant dik~~millions of Americans didn't accept Orange Julius as their prez. U can be deluded forever...he was~~& still is~~an UNACCEPTABLE buffoon & incessant liar. Go find yourself a human to admire, ferc}{rissakes. Assassination is too good for him, Mokayokok; he needs tortured like he did to millions for 5 yrs & killed 500,000 by ignoring & lying about a virus 'cuz he flunked 5th-grade science. ["It'll be gone by Easter 2020."] Now I must take a shower to expel reading his unctuous, toxic name Drumpf.

Miss Kat O
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know this... I can't remember why I know it... something to do with a runner with an illness and an experimental treatment

smita samel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

bloody hell that teeth tumor is horrible i googled it and wont sleep until somebody cuddles meeee!!

PixxelDust
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have one of these! :D It's called a teratoma and mine has teeth... it's in my ovary

Karin Gibson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was a midwife and I saw several teratoma. It is pretty gruesome to see the hair and teeth.

Leonofski
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And win. Brazilian here guys I know what I am talking about.

Persephone
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahh.. the teratoma. They are usually not cancer causing tho, unlike politicians.

Vee Lyons
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pictures like that should not be posted without a warning. Reddit can manage to hide revolting pictures by labelling them NSFW. Leaves people the option to click on them or not. Bored Panda should do the same.

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Now it's sitting in a White house

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

come people wake up she survived all 3 ships sinking am i the only one thinking maybe she sank them all

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If you want to improve at writing clever comments online, you need to practice. “Comedy is a skill,” Abigail told us. “The more you write, the better you usually get.” But it’s important “not to get too precious about your work. Notice which clever comments you are writing get lots of likes or replies, and see if you can dissect why that comment is working.” 

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“If something isn’t working, don’t worry too much about why. A lot of good writing is throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.” She advised you to focus on what works and try to replicate your own formula. “Also - edit. Are there any words you can take out, but the comment is still really funny? Then do. The more concise you are, the better it is for your reader.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't they have cliff sensors? Mine does. Won't even come within 30cm of a step 1cm high.

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Abigail is now busy with her new organization in Frankfurt called English Comedy Frankfurt, aiming to bring fun shows with diverse audiences and comedians. So if you want some tips on writing for standup, be sure to check out her website and follow her work on Twitter.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And some of the assholes who screamed abuse at a little girl are still alive, too.

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Madison Feehan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks like that one little square in a rubik's cube that you just can't match!

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not an inventor of that... thing, it's Sam Chui, aviation journalist, yet someone wishes him everything the worst. That's... not nice.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I rememebr already laughing at this at the original post and now for the second round: bwahahaha

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Without being sarcastic, I'd like to say that I'm surprised... and a little proud to be featured in this post.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do it every chance i get. Now i obviously have gained a "i will sitt on you" face, because people know to move. I use it to do good for other people who do not have the power yet.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny and all but this is not true. Poland has the same walking pedestrian sign as other countries (going into direction of Germany ;)). The one on the picture is used in place where people are not allow to enter.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like puns that are terrible. People that turn their nose up at these need to Czech their privilege.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm pretty sure that's a photo inside Air Horse One. That's how they transport horses around the world for events like the Melbourne cup or the Olympics. The horses have their own grooms and companion animals to keep them happy during the flight.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If that's a subconscious strategy, is the teenage boys' tendency to drown themselves in enough Axe Body Spray for their date to carry that scent for a week a conscious strategy?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or how baby helicopters are prevented . This does look like the top of a very large condom.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I made it to the funniest comments list. I think this is now the highlight of my day. Week. Month. Year!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never understood the appeal of ripped jeans but ok. This is next level though 😶

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...With at least 3 different armed response signs cable-tied to said fence.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love that someone noticed this before messing it up, decided it needed to be captured, and then got in and drove off!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just hope Inigo Montoya doesn't see you. You killed his father, prepare to die.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Madam Pomfrey : With all due respect Professor Dumbledore, I would like to request yet again for a change in the staircases!

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