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Ah, the comment section—it’s full of life. Sometimes, people there spark conversations about a variety of social issues. Other times, they’re going livid over someone else’s opinion. Or maybe they’re simply enjoying a spicy argument and, of course, grabbing a box of metaphorical popcorn along the way. And when the comments tend to go from plain insulting to inspiring in mere seconds, ​​we’re sure glad they’re there.

Our readers have proven time and again how curious, funny, and wholesome they can be. Some of you commenters offer even better content than the picture itself. To celebrate your creativity and wit, we have compiled a list of some of the best and most upvoted comments we found floating around our page.

We here at Bored Panda love clever humor, and we know that you do too. So continue scrolling, see if yours made the list, and share even more hilarious wisdom under the pics below! Also, be sure to check out Part 1 of this post right here.

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Tobias Rieper
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i actually agree with with last bit about abortion it should be women that make those decisions or talk about it

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To learn more about witty comments and how to improve our comedy skills, we spoke to Abigail Paul, a standup comedian, improviser, and actress with an irreverent and original comedy brain. Having performed improvisation, standup comedy, and theatre in venues all over Germany, the US, and the EU, she was kind enough to share her thoughts on why people leave comments in the first place.  

“Today’s reader has the advantage over their predecessor that they feel part of the action,” she said. “In comedy, we are always looking to create content that an audience member will relate to, so when someone leaves a fantastic comment on an article or picture, it helps us feel connected, a little less alone.” 

“It shows us that someone else, maybe many people, think the same way we do,” Abigail mentioned. “We take great comfort in not being alone on our ideas.”

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The standup comedian revealed that the secret to a successful comment is probably equal parts true and surprising. An unexpected remark “that just has shock value isn’t as highly regarded as one that is embedded in truth.” 

“In comedy terms, your picture or article you are commenting on is your setup. Your witty comment is the punchline,” she explained. “There are lots of ways to be funny, but a great punchline will usually have excellent use of wordplay, exaggeration, or make an analogy to something else so the reader can maybe see the topic in a new light.” 

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Karen Grace
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, the natives here in the US were more curious than frightened, and look where that got us. It definitely was the right reaction.

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“The most important thing is usually an element of surprise. Good comedy writers use misdirect as well as a magician does. We think we see you going to one place and you go somewhere unexpected. Audiences love a twist,” Abigail said, providing true crime podcasts as an example.

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According to her, leaving a comment and letting out a few chuckles helps us bond with others. “Comedy is the most fun thing humans can share (besides pizza),” she said. “The pandemic has forced a lot of comedy experiences online. It hurt live comedy a lot, but new spaces have thrived online because people need to connect and laugh. The upside is you can find ways to be funny at home in your PJs.”

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Tobias Rieper
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

come people wake up she survived all 3 ships sinking am i the only one thinking maybe she sank them all

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If you want to improve at writing clever comments online, you need to practice. “Comedy is a skill,” Abigail told us. “The more you write, the better you usually get.” But it’s important “not to get too precious about your work. Notice which clever comments you are writing get lots of likes or replies, and see if you can dissect why that comment is working.” 

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“If something isn’t working, don’t worry too much about why. A lot of good writing is throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.” She advised you to focus on what works and try to replicate your own formula. “Also - edit. Are there any words you can take out, but the comment is still really funny? Then do. The more concise you are, the better it is for your reader.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't they have cliff sensors? Mine does. Won't even come within 30cm of a step 1cm high.

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Abigail is now busy with her new organization in Frankfurt called English Comedy Frankfurt, aiming to bring fun shows with diverse audiences and comedians. So if you want some tips on writing for standup, be sure to check out her website and follow her work on Twitter.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And some of the assholes who screamed abuse at a little girl are still alive, too.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks like that one little square in a rubik's cube that you just can't match!

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not an inventor of that... thing, it's Sam Chui, aviation journalist, yet someone wishes him everything the worst. That's... not nice.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I rememebr already laughing at this at the original post and now for the second round: bwahahaha

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Without being sarcastic, I'd like to say that I'm surprised... and a little proud to be featured in this post.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do it every chance i get. Now i obviously have gained a "i will sitt on you" face, because people know to move. I use it to do good for other people who do not have the power yet.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny and all but this is not true. Poland has the same walking pedestrian sign as other countries (going into direction of Germany ;)). The one on the picture is used in place where people are not allow to enter.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like puns that are terrible. People that turn their nose up at these need to Czech their privilege.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A carjacker took over a manual transmission car,, couldn't get it to drive, then calmly left the car, laid face down on the ground and waited for the police. True story

John Carr
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I did my driving test here in Ireland, if you did the test in an automatic car, you were only licenced to drive an automatic. However, if you tested in a manual (stickshift) you were allowed to drive manual or automatic. Not sure if this is still the case as it was quite a long time ago

kasei10
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same in UK, and probably most other countries. Americans just really embraced the automatic.

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Alexej Dvorak
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every time I see this pic, it keeps bugging me that you should always park your car in a low gear and this is locked in 5th.

Brandi VanSteenwyk
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I made sure I taught my kids to drive both manual and automatic cars. If only because one day they might be somewhere that emergency action should be taken and the only available transportation was a standard vehicle (of any sort). They've always been grateful. Especially when they've been able to get great deals on used cars that nobody else knew how to drive.

Guðrún Sveinsdóttir
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's mandatory in my country to learn to drive with a stick except if you are physically disabled but then you are only allowed to drive with auto shift. No exceptions. I Don't know anyone who can't drive without a shiftstick. And we are also trained extremely hard to drive in snow and black ice. If you can't drive if it's snowing then you can just stay we're you are. You aren't going anywhere except for certain accident. Not worth it killing yourself or someone else.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not only do they have to unlock it but they have to figure out how it works

Amy Stone-Chandler
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People in US(unless farmers) don't know how to drive stick? I say farmers specifically because so much farming equipment is stick.

Chucky Cheezburger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think its because manual transmissions are less common than they used to be in the U.S. Maybe a few sports cars have it as an option. I don't think theres a heavy duty truck made now that amanual transmission is an option. Automatics are more fuel efficient nowadays.

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Karen Grace
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I suspect that's been bolted to the housing. I drove a stick until my knee wouldn't let me anymore and there is still a lot of car lovers that prefer a standard shift to an automatic.

Ara
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I went for my licence in NZ you could only be tested in a manual, unless you had a physical disability - in which case you were only licensed for auto. Mind you, that was in the 70s

Dietcocoabean
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Foolproof protection in the U. S. against your teenager borrowing the car.

Katchen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep! American here: When I was in college, every time someone asked to borrow my car, I would say, “Of course! You can drive a stick, right?” I never had to let anyone borrow my car, and I always appeared willing to lend my car. Made me seem nicer than I am.

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Robert Thompson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get in the longest drive thru line you can find. You will have it by the time you get to the front.

Christianna Colbert
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have had more cars that were stick than automatic... current car is a stick.

pamela nichols
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once rode with a woman who had just learned to drive a stick-shift, Whoa nelly!

Jane W.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, American woman here. Drove a stick shift all my life until my foot started to hurt when I got old.

Riley Quinn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

66% of Americans "say" they know how to drive manual, but then Americans say a lot of crap, don't they.

Gypsy Lee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We hate the truth Don. Just look at the last president.. also named Don.

Nami Tantrum
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

AFAIK if you learn automatic in germany and austria you only can drive automatic..last yerar however they changed it a bit in germany so that you can learn to drive both

kasei10
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just love how folk are still trying to gatekeep being a good driver with this. Automatics are a mature technology, and all EVs are automatic, in the future literally no-one will need to learn with a stick.

Marissa Taylor
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well Don you are not hated but loved !! Congrats and alsways Stick to it !

Katherine Boag
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People kept sharing 'manual transmission is millennial anti-theft device' memes and i kept offering to test it for them ;)

Wondering Alice
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm really thinking now - this might sound stupid, but how do you drive without a stick? Hill starts? Ice? Reverse? Getting out of say a ditch/ mud / sand... I get it for everyday stuff, but how does the car know what you need for snow and mud?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had a friend offer to help me pick up a stove with his pickup truck. When I got there he mentioned that he didn’t have a license and that it’s a stick shift. I had no idea how to drive one, which I told him so. I sure tried though, stalling out and grinding noises aplenty.

Carrie de Luka
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Curious... why have a vehicle if you can't drive it? Bit like having a dog and barking yourself. Or is it that he can drive and does so on his own land but can't legally go on roads? Though seems a wee bit odd not to get a licence in those circumstances.

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Al Man
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's not wrong. Live in a big city and drive stick. Chances are, you'll be alright

Allen Lavine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm 39 don't know how to drive a stick and don't need to learn

pat hayes
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

pray you never apply for " the amazing race" euro cars have destroyed the dreams of usa contestants...who are CLUELESS about driving stick!😂🤣😂🤣😂

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never got the hang of it. Of course my parents never bothered to teach me because they were scared I was going to ruin the trans. But I have tried on other peoples cars and always thought it was a pain in the ass. I couldn't even imagine being stopped on a hill with someone behind me.

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Nice try. Every Motörhead and wrench monkey knows you just unscrew the top of the gear shift. Pfffffft. PS - an American who loves driving manual transmissions

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm pretty sure that's a photo inside Air Horse One. That's how they transport horses around the world for events like the Melbourne cup or the Olympics. The horses have their own grooms and companion animals to keep them happy during the flight.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If that's a subconscious strategy, is the teenage boys' tendency to drown themselves in enough Axe Body Spray for their date to carry that scent for a week a conscious strategy?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or how baby helicopters are prevented . This does look like the top of a very large condom.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I made it to the funniest comments list. I think this is now the highlight of my day. Week. Month. Year!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never understood the appeal of ripped jeans but ok. This is next level though 😶

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...With at least 3 different armed response signs cable-tied to said fence.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love that someone noticed this before messing it up, decided it needed to be captured, and then got in and drove off!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just hope Inigo Montoya doesn't see you. You killed his father, prepare to die.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Madam Pomfrey : With all due respect Professor Dumbledore, I would like to request yet again for a change in the staircases!

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