hey, I'd have chosen the talking frog as well!

Pun of the century.

Romeo and Juliet. Othello. Antony and Cleopatra.

There is a complete misconception that belle has Stockholm syndrome SHE DOESN'T that is a different thing Belle didn't start falling for the beast until he treated her kindly and then didn't fall in love with him until she had departed. I don't really know how to explain this in written form. Maybe I am the only one that thinks this but I just had to say something! But the rest a pretty accurate and funny so kudos.

That is my new background lol

And I go back for more every time!

This is where the modern romcoms get their formula from

Alas

I love that you threw Jim Morrison in there. Especially since he's one of the Doors...and we are talking about doors...

Now called Tuesday! :)

That was pretty messy!

Zombie: heartbeat disabled brain hobbyist

I'd read those!

Takeuchi would have Strawberry Ramune, Tolkien would have Ale, and Arakawa would have Oolong.

I'm gonna be that really annoying person and say that Frankenstein was the doctor, not the monster

The Moby D**k one is perfect!

Well, games are an interactive medium. If there's no action, people complain. Although, I personally prefer when I can stop and use my brain to solve the given quest. That's why I love the RPG genre. However, even in RPG, more and more games are focusing more on battles and less on other characteristics, and go for more action and less thinking.

I don't mean to spoil anything but that's true for all classical Russian literature.

I laughed about this longer than I dare admit

😂 "All hell breaks loose." 😂

I can relate.

Doesn't sound like much of a Twist or Great Expectations there.

The correct answer is "everyone", in case someone was wondering

Oh no! My bookshelves Plural are stuffed with books i have read and like so much i can re-read many times and find different things each time.

That pug has seen some things.

I laughed so hard I could barely read them out loud

It's always best to write what you know.

Not everyone, yes everyone, not everyone

D. Al of the above

My favourite is Conan the Librarian