Good, that's how things should be

Honestly the photo looks like the cover of a romance novel😳

354 years later... "But MuH FrEeDoMs! I can't breathe while wearing a mask, boo hoo!"

Wait so y'all don't keep a shotgun with you when you drive? This is America!

God really said "F. THIS GUY IN PARTICULAR"

What to do if you encounter a wild bear: If it's black, fight back If it's brown, lie down If it's white, say good night

Alligator

I love River Monsters, I wish someone would come up with a new show for Jeremy.

Got it, I'll quit now

Good luck finding a six year old hacker

The worlds got to get over that attitude! Old school thinking!

Well that’s just stupid. Especially now since it is becoming more and more legal. I would think since that isn’t someone who will be out in the field they would compromise. Also if they need these people even more so.

This is an older requisite and may be a little more fluid today. Actual criminal record and type of crimes is more important. Also, this may apply to an employee, but definitely doesn’t (always; often) apply to contractors, for which most “hackers” are.

Are we supposed to believe this, though?

Just let them have their weed. Seems kind of dumb as weed is gradually getting legalized.

Oh dear!

Unfortunately, Biden’s FBI is now the most corrupt organization in the world.

stupid rule

How archaic.

LOL!!!!

Did the FBI stop to think that may be why they’re good hackers?

Why would a criminal organization have problems with cannabis?

The FBI hires hackers?!

I don't understand why that is a criteria. There's somebody with a stick up his a** trying to get hackers to live straight. I hope that's impossible.

The FBI and CIA are the number 1 drug dealers in america, The president that instilled prohibition of alcohol made sure to have a f*****g wet bar in the white house. All true by the way. You really think that if the best hackers were on lsd but could still hack the hackiest hacks of all hacks the government would care? f**k no they would give them the better drugs to make even better hackiest hacks of all time. Do you not know that the first prolific use of LSD was by our government trying to see if people could f*****g astral project? once again this is b******t

I think it helps hacking

😂

Who wants to be a millionaire! (Awesome snap judgement podcast about this fact! Look it up!)

Then they should probably remove that as a disqualifying item

Since I haven't partaken since 92, I maybe should apply for this. Though I think they also check background and talk to family and friends to learn how you are as a person, etc. LOL If someone hates you or is jealous, bye bye job potential. Oh if you have any debt past or current, bye bye opportrunity also. They're the strictest get-a-job job out there aside from the CIA.

Duh

Wow

Well that defeats the whole purpose doesn't it

I think they've given up on that one.

Is that Night Monkey!?

Dude, wait...what

Maybe they should remove that condition?

Stupid rule that probably eliminates some of the smartest people in the country!

Good luck with that...

Haha just let um use the stuff.. This proves that weed doesn't make everyone stupid.

But alcohol and prescription pills are okay? Lame.

Some times, you have to bend the rules. Especially if you want good hackers.

You would think, maybe they should learn to correlate. ☺

I recommend switching to alcohol, because that's a legal substance.

But drink 10 beers a night and your ok... outrageous

Id rather have a real job that pays.

Brian Fargo himself has debunked this. It's just an internet rumour which seems to have started on Reddit. Vault Boy is just meant to be a cheery inspirational mascot who's doing a thumbs up and a wink to encourage people.