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30 Of The Funniest Tinder Profiles (Yes, They’re Real)

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30 Of The Funniest Tinder Profiles (Yes, They’re Real)

I hope she finds her Jayvarious or Jameela. Mix it up a little.

30 Of The Funniest Tinder Profiles (Yes, They’re Real)

Aw, Jill! I hope you find your Jack. Or Jane. ❤

30 Of The Funniest Tinder Profiles (Yes, They’re Real)

I laugh that his age says "18."

30 Of The Funniest Tinder Profiles (Yes, They’re Real)

A sit down stand up comedian. Love it!

30 Of The Funniest Tinder Profiles (Yes, They’re Real)

Not even if I draw you like one of my French girls? Disclaimer: I can't draw. And I don't know any French girls.

30 Of The Funniest Tinder Profiles (Yes, They’re Real)

I'd tap that.

30 Hilariously Honest "Story Of My Life" Book Covers

Or buying 35 items at the dollar store because “it’s only a dollar”

30 Hilariously Honest "Story Of My Life" Book Covers

Guilty as charged. ♥ The funny thing is, they lose their focus before you reach the point, so they eventually fail to understand what you tried to say.

30 Hilariously Honest "Story Of My Life" Book Covers

I’m almost 15 and I only get 30 bucks for christmas and have to last it all year

30 Hilariously Honest "Story Of My Life" Book Covers

We had this exact conversation at work today! Believe me, it happens, and it's creepy! We decided we must have a friendly office ghost searching the internet for stuff (adapter cables in this instance...)

30 Hilariously Honest "Story Of My Life" Book Covers

I would actually read that. ♥

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30 Hilariously Honest "Story Of My Life" Book Covers

This one is poetic.

30 Hilariously Honest "Story Of My Life" Book Covers

oh damn i have totally done this

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30 Hilariously Honest "Story Of My Life" Book Covers

Was this book written by me

30 Hilariously Honest "Story Of My Life" Book Covers

Then throwing it out again, only to realise you don't remember the directions you just read and then needing to fish the box out once more

91 Hilarious Cartoons That Sum Up What It's Like To Be Married with Kids

This was me when I was young and had a 6:00 bed time. It felt so wrong, and I heard everybody having a blast in the other room

91 Hilarious Cartoons That Sum Up What It's Like To Be Married with Kids

She is right...that is not right, mom. Daylight saving time is an obsolete invention.

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