50 Posts That Have No Reason To Be This Funny (New Pics)

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50 Posts That Have No Reason To Be This Funny (New Pics)

Chemtrails are imaginary. Those white streaks in the sky are water vapour.

Woman Expects Husband To "Beg" After Breakup Prank, Gets Served Divorce Papers Instead

She can’t even spell. “Loose” instead of “lose,” “truely” instead of “truly.” She sounds really dumb on a lot of levels

Woman Expects Husband To "Beg" After Breakup Prank, Gets Served Divorce Papers Instead

This is obviously beyond stupid from the OP and I want to make it very clear I believe she is wrong and an AH in this situation. But it’s not a binary thing, just because someone has been an a*****e doesn’t mean the other person is an angel. And I am having a hard time with the idea that he just got up and left without saying a word; 4 years of marriage and he doesn’t even want to understand why she would want a divorce? He doesn’t realise it’s a joke but his first instinct is just to bail, he doesn’t want to know why she is ‘unhappy’? Doesn’t exactly sound like a great marriage to begin with, neither of them really seems to care about the other person.

Professionals Are Debunking Myths About Their Professions Because They’ve Had Enough

My ex-husband has a higher than average IQ and manages the kitchen at a local restaurant. He has zero desire to get a degree and the only professional certifications he has are for food handling. He's very good at his job, and more importantly, absolutely loves it.

30 Petty Grudges People Refuse To Let Go Of, No Matter How Much Time Has Passed

F Max

30 Petty Grudges People Refuse To Let Go Of, No Matter How Much Time Has Passed

Max owes you two hash browns, and that's just the beginning.

Artist Continues To Explore A Funny Story Where A Human Girl Was Adopted As A Pet By Aliens (28 New Pics)

I Capture Life’s Essence In Simple Illustrations; Here Are 25 Of My Latest Ones

50 Hilarious Signs Showing That Some People Really Do Let Their Imagination Run Wild (New Pics)

bUt I dOnT pEe oN mY hAnDs

30 Things Crazy-Rich People Purchase That No One Else Would Even Think They Actually Need

This doesn't belong on this list. You don't need to be mega rich to have this. It is pretty standard in working class apartments in China. We, a couple of retired teachers who are not wealthy, have it in our place.

Man’s Ultimatum Backfires When Wife Takes Back Control And Packs Her Bags Instead Of Obeying Him

This is a year old. Hopefully she got on the pill or stopped the deed altogether. He wants to marry his mommy apparently, so let him. Hopefully she took him to the curb.

Man’s Ultimatum Backfires When Wife Takes Back Control And Packs Her Bags Instead Of Obeying Him

this is a huge red flag he wants her to be dependant on him this will turn into an abusive relationship if she stays and quits her job. He will know he can get her to do anything he wants knowing she cant leave and will control her and probably be physically abusive. It makes no sense that he wants her to quit her job especially as he doesnt provide for her.

Man’s Ultimatum Backfires When Wife Takes Back Control And Packs Her Bags Instead Of Obeying Him

Run before he gets you pregnant!! Head for the hills and don't look back. No man worth anything will refuse to clean or cook. He has to know how to do and help with both! You aren't mama to a man baby.

Man’s Ultimatum Backfires When Wife Takes Back Control And Packs Her Bags Instead Of Obeying Him

I was going to say she should never sleep with him again because he is going to try and baby trap her.

Man’s Ultimatum Backfires When Wife Takes Back Control And Packs Her Bags Instead Of Obeying Him

*taps microphone, clears throat* "He wants a bangmaid."

Man’s Ultimatum Backfires When Wife Takes Back Control And Packs Her Bags Instead Of Obeying Him

This is as easy as one story can get: Your husband is a pathetic loser and a major a*****e. Leave him asap

Man’s Ultimatum Backfires When Wife Takes Back Control And Packs Her Bags Instead Of Obeying Him

So in other words this creep doesn't want a wife; he wants a slave. Eff that.

30 Things Crazy-Rich People Purchase That No One Else Would Even Think They Actually Need

half of these are very obvious fake BS , but what do you expect, its randos making claims and people taking them as fact

Man’s Ultimatum Backfires When Wife Takes Back Control And Packs Her Bags Instead Of Obeying Him

(Almost) never have I seen a more clear case of divorse his a**. Do these men still exist?

Man’s Ultimatum Backfires When Wife Takes Back Control And Packs Her Bags Instead Of Obeying Him

This is a marriage that never should have happened. I say let the trash take itself out.

Man’s Ultimatum Backfires When Wife Takes Back Control And Packs Her Bags Instead Of Obeying Him

Red flag red flag, Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when the red flag comes for you?

Man’s Ultimatum Backfires When Wife Takes Back Control And Packs Her Bags Instead Of Obeying Him

Your husband is really making some messed -up demands of you. Keep your job and divorce your husband.

Man’s Ultimatum Backfires When Wife Takes Back Control And Packs Her Bags Instead Of Obeying Him

He'll divorce you if you don't quit your job? Good. LET HIM. It is just brilliant when the lazy misogynistic trash takes itself out.

Man’s Ultimatum Backfires When Wife Takes Back Control And Packs Her Bags Instead Of Obeying Him

He’s probably going to try getting her pregnant to make her a SAHM

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Okay so 9-11 grade I had one Latin teacher. I started off with a C freshman year (in a class w mostly sophomores) and worked up to be the one everyone called to double check their translations. Senior year we got a new teacher. I was in a 3 person class of the people who’d stuck it out since we were freshmen in the sophomore class, and the new Latin teacher awarded the annual Latin seat to a senior a level below me. I AM TOTALLY FINE ITS BEEN 18 YEARS IM FINE.

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The year was 2004. I had a kyocera phantom phone with a long standing game of tetris because the speed had capped out. We're talking somewhere around two years. I had a score in the bazillions (probably). While out to lunch, a friend picked up my phone and started a new game. Later she f****d my husband. I'm still mad about the tetris game.

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Favorite Place On Earth And Why?

Llano River in Tx. Specifically in the very small town of Castile.

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Favorite Place On Earth And Why? (Closed)

Yes! And the Milky Way, and Andromeda with binoculars...!

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Favorite Place On Earth And Why?

this may sound weird, but specifically Pandora (from James Cameron's Avatar) at Disneyworld Animal Kingdom. I've been OBSESSED with the movie ever since I've watched it, making my own creatures, characters, etc etc. it's just... whenever I go there (i've been there twice) the smells, the sounds, the atmosphere is brought to life. it's like stepping into a dream you've always wanted to be real, except it is real, and right in front of you.