Beat Cop • commented on 29 posts 2 years ago

166 Icebreaker Questions For The Perfect Conversation

I used to be both at the same time at school so idk (although my nonexistent social skills COMPLETELY eclipsed my smarts lmfao)

166 Icebreaker Questions For The Perfect Conversation

Getting a zero on an exam without trying to (and yes it was a big one)

166 Icebreaker Questions For The Perfect Conversation

I used to be both at the same time at school so idk (although my nonexistent social skills COMPLETELY eclipsed my smarts lmfao)

166 Icebreaker Questions For The Perfect Conversation

Getting a zero on an exam without trying to (and yes it was a big one)

166 Icebreaker Questions For The Perfect Conversation

If I can't access it then yea obvs, but if I can access it? No, not even to save my life! 😭

166 Icebreaker Questions For The Perfect Conversation

Failing college

166 Icebreaker Questions For The Perfect Conversation

Failing life actually exists — And here's how

166 Icebreaker Questions For The Perfect Conversation

Three statues so I won't have to worry about arguing or getting double crossed

166 Icebreaker Questions For The Perfect Conversation

English

166 Icebreaker Questions For The Perfect Conversation

Having dangerously negligible self control and self consciousness

166 Icebreaker Questions For The Perfect Conversation

Uhh... Does a "best associate" or "best acquaintance" count as best friend?

166 Icebreaker Questions For The Perfect Conversation

What if they say "Dude ur so f*****g dark, talking about funerals already"?

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Nice username

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No.

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Beyonce Knowles

192 Best Comebacks That Burn As Hot As Ice

You need to put YOUR brain into gear and learn that roleplaying exists before showing YOUR ignorance!

192 Best Comebacks That Burn As Hot As Ice

"Even so I know more than you!"

192 Best Comebacks That Burn As Hot As Ice

"You're welcome, it pays to show you your problems."

192 Best Comebacks That Burn As Hot As Ice

"Not jealous, just being honest - dks like you don't belong here."

192 Best Comebacks That Burn As Hot As Ice

"So where were YOU born in? A HOTEL room?"

192 Best Comebacks That Burn As Hot As Ice

"At least I'm not a right, whereas YOU are a dk!"

192 Best Comebacks That Burn As Hot As Ice

"At least I get to be a trophy."

192 Best Comebacks That Burn As Hot As Ice

"Thank you! And it is so easy to underestimate you, cuz you're— no... s**t... You know what I mean! You know what I fukn mean!"

192 Best Comebacks That Burn As Hot As Ice

"What tf is eman-ma-nating? Speak English not gibberish!" (replying as the person who's being insulted)

192 Best Comebacks That Burn As Hot As Ice

"But being a dk is, so don't fukn ditch me again!"

192 Best Comebacks That Burn As Hot As Ice

"At least I have a purpose in life."

192 Best Comebacks That Burn As Hot As Ice

"Why thank you! I do feel like a cute girl when I do that."

192 Best Comebacks That Burn As Hot As Ice

Fine, but you better supply the cost!

192 Best Comebacks That Burn As Hot As Ice

I took lessons on how to annoy you!

192 Best Comebacks That Burn As Hot As Ice

Because it actually reminds him that he has skissues,

192 Best Comebacks That Burn As Hot As Ice

don't care + didn't ask

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Beat Cop • upvoted 10 items 2 years ago

My Old Friend Blocked Me For Not Giving Him My Air-Pods

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You made my day. Most important TIL ever.

My Old Friend Blocked Me For Not Giving Him My Air-Pods

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You made my day. Most important TIL ever.

"I'm Going To Report You To A Manager!": 'Old White Lady' Mistakes Customer For An Employee, Gets Mocked Instead

I'm a Black woman and this happens to me ALL THE TIME. And it is ALWAYS older white women. RainbowSprinkles4 is just callin' it as she sees it.

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Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Story time! You canNOT say the words "accidentally on fire" and just stop there. I need this story. WE need this story. Tell us. Tell us. Tell us. Tell us. Tell us.

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There have actually been studies on this. Dogs understand you accidentally hurting them v deliberately based on your reaction. I was so relieved to learn that.

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A couple weeks ago I was walking to work at 5 a.m. and knew I was going to be late. I came across two cops chatting in a parking lot. Asked them for a ride and pulled up to Walmart like a boss 😂

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Die, Cry, Hate

192 Best Comebacks That Burn As Hot As Ice

Looking at the replies to this, I would suggest nobody has seen the quotation marks on this comment, meaning Beat is replying as the person who’s being insulted, this is not a genuine question pandas lol

Man Refuses To Pay His Stepdaughter For The Cake She Baked For His Birthday, Family Drama Ensues

I have a feeling that this is a symptom of a larger problem in the marriage. It doesn't make sense on its own why this should be a big deal. And the daughter didn't ask to be paid, anyway. I wonder if it might have to do with the dynamics of being a blended family. That maybe she feels that he does not treat *her* daughter fairly. This argument seems like a proxy for something else that we don't know about. Frankly I suspect what is needed is marital counseling to get the root of the problem.

45 Hilarious Comics With Twisted Endings By "My Gums Are Bleeding"

This is giving The History of the Enitire World. I Guess vibes

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