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50 Tweets By Women That Made The Whole Internet Laugh Out Loud
Tuesday.

50 Tweets By Women That Made The Whole Internet Laugh Out Loud
I decided to wash my duvet cover for the first time in months a few weeks ago, and I don't think having to put the duvet insert back in was worth having clean bedding. It's a queen size duvet, and while I love having a big blanket (I have a twin bed) of putting it back is a struggle.

50 Tweets By Women That Made The Whole Internet Laugh Out Loud
Tuesday.

50 Tweets By Women That Made The Whole Internet Laugh Out Loud
I decided to wash my duvet cover for the first time in months a few weeks ago, and I don't think having to put the duvet insert back in was worth having clean bedding. It's a queen size duvet, and while I love having a big blanket (I have a twin bed) of putting it back is a struggle.

50 Tweets By Women That Made The Whole Internet Laugh Out Loud
I can't wait for the cold to add a second, softer blanket to my bed.

Parenting And Fantasy Gaming Collide In 35 New Comics By This Artist
I think so. Artists may have a patreon or some stuff you may need to pay for, but I'm pretty sure webtoon is free.

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It is equal to 1! If it helps to think of it a different way, 1/3 is equal to 0.3 repeating, 2/3 is equal to 0.6 repeating, and 3/3 is equal to 0.9 repeating, or 1.

40 Overconfident People Who Made Fools Of Themselves Online (New Pics)
I think the two main things here are A) Mike is trying to tell a bishop, a church official, that he's wrong about a church holiday and B) Easter always happens on a Sunday, so insisting that Easter takes place on a Saturday is extra stupid.

40 Overconfident People Who Made Fools Of Themselves Online (New Pics)
The original post comes with a picture, where it's clear Abe isn't referring to Lincoln, but a Japanese Prime Minister.

40 Overconfident People Who Made Fools Of Themselves Online (New Pics)
I'd say Andrew Jackson was probably worse than Joe Biden.

40 Overconfident People Who Made Fools Of Themselves Online (New Pics)
Have they never heard of mules? Or literally any other crossbreed?

40 Overconfident People Who Made Fools Of Themselves Online (New Pics)
If your brain stem is detached, you're not going to wake up.

50 Wholesome Memes Shared By This Page To Brighten Up Your Day
I've got a little skeleton that stays on display year round. Right now he's wearing a homemade sunhat (half a plastic egg and cardboard) and eventually he'll have a Santa hat and scarf. His name is Robert.

50 Wholesome Memes Shared By This Page To Brighten Up Your Day
Also, unlike other animals, they can't carry rabies. Their body temperature is too low for the disease to survive in them.

50 Of The Creepiest Photos Ever Taken In History, As Shared On This X Account
It was a procedure that would sever part of the frontal lobe. In theory, it was meant to help cure mental illnesses and calm patients down, but in practice many people were left unable to function, due to a "cure" that was more or less random destruction of brain tissue.

50 Times Comments Were Better Than The Post And Ended Up On The 'Epic Top Comments' Page
I bet that water would taste really good.

50 Hilariously Relatable Memes About Mostly Everything
Wet the bed, then, coward.

50 Hilariously Relatable Memes About Mostly Everything
I used to work at a grocery store, and there was this one guy who, every time he bought red cabbage, would refer to it as purple cabbage, and complain about it being called red cabbage.

35 Things Americans Didn’t Know The Rest Of The World Envies Them For
American here. We use both.

50 Business Cards Done Right (New Pics)
It looks like there's website urls on the bottom of the cards.

For People Who Don’t Like People: 50 Funny Memes From This Instagram Page (New Pics)
I'd say it's slightly more water than air, based on the tapering of the glass. So neither.

“We Are Not Alone”: 50 Spot-On Memes For The Neurodivergent Brain
I struggle immensely with studying unless I can absorb the material fast or in a gamified way. Reading my notes does nothing for me, because it's boring. Watching crash course videos at 2 times speed helps, or doing like a Quizlet or something works, but only for a short amount of time. At least I've got a good memory, because otherwise I would struggle with tests.

“We Are Not Alone”: 50 Spot-On Memes For The Neurodivergent Brain
I remember details and names, but I cannot give you a coherent summary of anything I have enjoyed.

“We Are Not Alone”: 50 Spot-On Memes For The Neurodivergent Brain
I've got a really good memory, but I enjoy rewatching and rereading and relistening to things. But now that I think about it, maybe reading the same book cover to cover three or four times in a row isn't a normal person thing to do.

“We Are Not Alone”: 50 Spot-On Memes For The Neurodivergent Brain
I can minimize Waiting Mode by setting multiple alarms, but this also means I need to check my schedule and alarms several times to make sure they're still there.

50 Examples Of British Humor At Its Finest, Shared By This Facebook Page
American here. We did a trip where we spent a day in a one room school house, and learned about one room school houses.

50 Examples Of British Humor At Its Finest, Shared By This Facebook Page
That looks like a pretty generic lock, he should be able to go to a locksmith and get it sorted out pretty easily.

50 Surprising Celebrity Secrets And Scandals That Got Shared In This Online Group
River Monsters was a cool show. You don't really get a feel for how huge some of those fish are until you see them. I saw an Arapaima (he talks about them a lot) in an aquarium in Tennessee, and it was huge. It's wild to see a fish the size of a small couch.

50 Funny And Random Memes To Brighten Your Day
I keep a huge playlist and I just keep adding to it. I've got two full albums on there, a variety of classical music, soundtracks from 5 or 6 movies, 2000s and 90s rock, 99 luftballoons in German and English, 4 different versions of Everybody Wants To Rule The World, a few older country songs, 60s pop, most of the soundtrack from the musical Six, and much more. I don't know how long it is, because my Spotify stopped giving me an accurate time at 28hrs and 56 mins.

“What’s A Common Rule That You Break Regularly Because You Fundamentally Disagree With It?” (45 Answers)
Not really. I like having matching socks, but all of my short socks are identical in texture, length, etc, they just have different patterns. If I really wanted to wear unmatched socks, I wouldn't even notice. However, I also have longer novelty socks, that are in a variety of textures and would feel weird to mismatch.

People Who Enjoy Being Outdoors Shared These 50 Relatable Memes On This Facebook Group
It's a turkey.

People Who Enjoy Being Outdoors Shared These 50 Relatable Memes On This Facebook Group
They're crepuscular. Deer are most active at dawn and dusk, and they sleep anytime they want it otherwise, depending on the time of year.

Folks Share Quirky “Roadside America” Places You Can’t Find In Travel Guides, Here Are 30 Of The Best
Wisconsin also has the world's largest indoor carousel and the world's largest accordion museum.

Folks Share Quirky “Roadside America” Places You Can’t Find In Travel Guides, Here Are 30 Of The Best
The inside of the Don Q Inn is really cool as well. They have a big fireplace with a bunch of old barbershop chairs and some of the rooms are themed.

50 Informative Diagrams And Charts That Might Change The Way You Look At Food (New Pics)
My personal favorite is the McIntosh. Delicious.

“Think You Have The Wrong Number, But You’re Right”: 50 Texts That Might Make You Laugh
He's running towards the woman. Clearly he's going to help her.

“Think You Have The Wrong Number, But You’re Right”: 50 Texts That Might Make You Laugh
...other animals. Cuttlefish in captivity were observed pretending to be hermit crabs in order to hunt fish. This also has the advantage of keeping them safe from predators, because hermit crabs have shells, and predators will think the cuttlefish have shells too. D) They're objectively cuter than octopodes. It's like if you gave a football an impressive mustache and anime eyes. Gorgeous. Anyways, there's your cuttlefish fun facts for the day.

“Think You Have The Wrong Number, But You’re Right”: 50 Texts That Might Make You Laugh
Okay. So. Cuttlefish! Coolest cephalopod out there. Octopodes get a lot of credit, but cuttlefish are better. A) Cuttlefish can also change the color and texture of their skin. They do this to attract mates, hunt prey, and avoid predators. They can manipulate the two halves of their body separately. Like, showing off for the ladies on one side, and camouflaging from predators on another. B) They're super smart. Cuttlefish are the first invertebrates to demonstrate self control. Are you familiar with the marshmallow test? A scientist tells a toddler or small child they can have one marshmallow now, but if the scientist leaves and during that time, the kid doesn't eat the marshmallow they get two when the scientist comes back. Kids can't pass it until they get old enough to think and use logic and all that, but cuttlefish? They pass the cuttlefish equivalent of the marshmallow test. A good chunk of their body is just brain. C) They don't just hide to hunt prey, they will actively mimic..

“Think You Have The Wrong Number, But You’re Right”: 50 Texts That Might Make You Laugh
A goose, easily. Neither of us has fear, so it's unstoppable force (goose) v.s. unmovable object (me). However I have an advantage. I have hands and about two feet more in height. (I do not know how big geese are.) I also have (perhaps misplaced) confidence on my side.

“Think You Have The Wrong Number, But You’re Right”: 50 Texts That Might Make You Laugh
Why would you tell someone you're going to hack them? That just gives them time to change their password.
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