Beat Cop
Beat Cop • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

166 Icebreaker Questions For The Perfect Conversation
Having dangerously negligible self control and self consciousness

166 Icebreaker Questions For The Perfect Conversation
Uhh... Does a "best associate" or "best acquaintance" count as best friend?

166 Icebreaker Questions For The Perfect Conversation
What if they say "Dude ur so f*****g dark, talking about funerals already"?

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Nice username

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No.

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Beyonce Knowles

192 Best Comebacks That Burn As Hot As Ice
You need to put YOUR brain into gear and learn that roleplaying exists before showing YOUR ignorance!

192 Best Comebacks That Burn As Hot As Ice
"Even so I know more than you!"

192 Best Comebacks That Burn As Hot As Ice
"You're welcome, it pays to show you your problems."

192 Best Comebacks That Burn As Hot As Ice
"Not jealous, just being honest - dks like you don't belong here."

192 Best Comebacks That Burn As Hot As Ice
"So where were YOU born in? A HOTEL room?"

192 Best Comebacks That Burn As Hot As Ice
"At least I'm not a right, whereas YOU are a dk!"

192 Best Comebacks That Burn As Hot As Ice
"At least I get to be a trophy."

192 Best Comebacks That Burn As Hot As Ice
"Thank you! And it is so easy to underestimate you, cuz you're— no... s**t... You know what I mean! You know what I fukn mean!"

192 Best Comebacks That Burn As Hot As Ice
"What tf is eman-ma-nating? Speak English not gibberish!" (replying as the person who's being insulted)

192 Best Comebacks That Burn As Hot As Ice
"But being a dk is, so don't fukn ditch me again!"

192 Best Comebacks That Burn As Hot As Ice
"At least I have a purpose in life."

192 Best Comebacks That Burn As Hot As Ice
"Why thank you! I do feel like a cute girl when I do that."

192 Best Comebacks That Burn As Hot As Ice
Fine, but you better supply the cost!

192 Best Comebacks That Burn As Hot As Ice
I took lessons on how to annoy you!
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