Now, that is actually adorable.

His happy face!!!

What a sweet little face and his little, white feet are adorable.

He's got a job now and he's so happy!

Look how proud he is! Li'l man with his first job.

That smile!!!!!!!

Happy he was able to help his human.

That's such a trusting, worshipful face. Are you sure it's not a dog in a kitten onesie?

I will never tire of this picture.

He looks so damn happy!

"Your butt napkins, mortal."

He got to follow AND help his human. He's elated!

Imagine he changes mind one day when you are in need of toilet paper!

Adorable, however, do we ever be able to grasp the emotions of the animal? Or do we project our feelings to its expressions..... maybe it just likes to carry anything around :).

Awwwwwww!!!!

Aqwwwwwwwww

It's a shi**y job but hey, it's a living!

I don't want the nervous system walking into my room (google images "real nervous system").

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! 🐈

SNAPE!!!!!!!

Awesome.

Unfortunately by the time you figure this out, and have enough money to do it, you've reached the point in your life where cake everyday sounds terrible.

WITCHCRAFT?

what's with the "e"?

Set alight the Warning beacons of Gondor.

I watch YouTube shorts of those instagram reels of the tiktoks, like a GROWN UP

So scared. What fresh hells has the world in store for us? Shall fire rain down from the heavens? Shall the Earth quake and shatter? Shall the dead walk the Earth again? I'll be scared but at this point I won't be surprised.

Still the best summer snack for me!

In which case, they should know it won't make any difference

I couldn't't stand it without wanting to sneak a little treat under the table. Trouble is, the owner would be able to see me, so that would probably deter me.

I don't want them on the road either, but here we are...

They‘re in fact less cute and adorable

GO LITTLE DUCK! GO!

I always say yes I'm busy to any day of the week, me being busy is avoiding Human contact

That look of unity underlaid with lots of questions...

or young enough. or weird enough.

Oooh, that burns . . . . .

A fuzzy criminal

If my intrusive thoughts won I'd be in jail

I wish I was alive back then...

Conspiracy theories? Ha! You can't tell me my colleagues aren't robots created to laugh about me behind my back.

No hate, I'd fall for it

I can hear this picture. And smell Colors. Maybe I shouldn’t have take that random pill I found on the bathroom floor at Costco.

I hate it, when my brain makes me think I’m tripping and suddenly contracting for nothing in my bed. IN MY BED !

I always wanted to do something like that. Take the standard family photo with the wife, kids and dog. Then just include some random person with no explanation. Change it from year to year.

Then I'll try to crawl through the screen and grab it, lol

Thinking of a good comeback too late is called "L'esprit de l'escalier"

Is Penguinese on duolingo yet?

Upvote for Snoopy and all that he does.

They're delicious.

Import white powder from Columbia? Edit "Colombia" - Thank you, BrownTabby :-)

I'd be snoring within 6 sec

They're called preauricular pits. Less than one percentage of people are born with them, but this percentage seems to vary with geographical location.

And this is sad

Best. Day. Ever.

Is that a hedgehog? I want to give that tiny cutie a belly rub.