Spoiler alert: not everything women do is to attract "a single dude."

ANY fake eyelashes! I do not like them at all! Gives me a sort of "plastic doll" vibe...

Εspecially because it's not customized and everyone looks exactly the same as the next person

And those surgeries are extremely deadly.

My wife always said the best makeup job is one where men cannot tell you have on any makeup.

I like my thick brows. I have naturally thick ones and I have always been insecure of them but I like the thick brown trend.

I saw a YouTube vid by a plastic surgeon who showed examples of what happens to young girls getting fillers. (AT SIXTEEN?! WTF FOR?!) I was shocked to see how OLD every single one of ‘em looks! There was a point when Kylie Jenner was traffic-stoppingly beautiful (albeit waaay old), but she’s apparently zoomed past that and straight into “desperate divorce trying to look young.” And she’s just 26! She looked 46 in the photos. I wish these poor things could get a grip. 😞

They all look the same. Straight nose, tiny point, poofy lips, squinty eyes, sunken cheeks. You do you but I can't tell any of you apart. Are you in pain? I can't tell from the amount of Botox in your faces.

I'm more concerned how they get that big- steroids are no joke

Their skin looks like old leather. "That's what Botox is for" oh hon Botox ain't gonna fix that, also skin cancer, ffs.

Miss Piggy...that's hilarious.

Omg it looks so bad. Like a little kid putting on lipstick all over their face.

Toilet bowl white please

I like my guys squishier, for cuddles! Like it is good to take of your body, but there's a balance.

I do have fake breasts. They look and feel fake. But they are a reconstruction after losing mine to cancer. Please use care and consideration before placing judgement on human beings you do not know.

The exclamation point nose!! I'll never get it. I can see that thick a*s contour around your nose and it looks bad, sorry.

And the hair on their head is done the same way, so they end up looking like a Ken doll...

Here’s another one. I had the tip of my nose modified when I was 29, and I dearly wish the surgeon had warned me that as my nose continues to grow, it’ll not look good at some point. Nowadays, when you look straight at me, you can see up my nostrils. Argh. I hate it. 😰 I’m gonna leave it, though, as I don’t wanna be one of those having multiple surgeries trying to fix the horror created by the previous surgery. Anyway, back to the topic: they’re gonna regret their nose work at some point.

I have a ski slope nose naturally but I hate it. I used to want it done to get rid of it years ago. Now I have a deviated septum and I can get it done, but I have had so many surgeries for medical issues that I’m not in the mood for another one so I don’t care about my nose anymore.

I actually agree with this one. Beauty standards for things that are genetic give me the heebie geeugenics

If I could afford it, I'd have a nose job done in a nansecond. People who can afford plastic surgery don't know how lucky they are.

I have one but it came with me when I was born & didn’t know it was something people paid for 😂

Awh man i naturally have a button nose tho :( lmao

I adore a button nose on a woman. But if it isn't natural, then it's a major turn-off.

Be ware, some of us have it naturally. And the grass is always greener because I think mine is boring too. But I will.keep.it because if I ever did anything it would be age related and not changing my looks related. (God willing I wouldn't NEED something)

The thing about nose jobs, aesthetic surgery evolves all the time, and it has come a long way already. Back in the 90s, you could tell who had a nose job, because all noses after surgery had the same shape/size. More recently though, they can do a lot more, and the surgeons really research the shape that fits your face better beforehand. I don't mind plastic surgery in general, if you have something on you that really chips off your confidence and makes you miserable on a daily basis because you don't like what you see on the mirror, by all means, have it fixed. Plastic surgery isn't just aesthetics, it's also designed to repair damages after accidents, cancer treatments, structural issues (like deviated septums on noses for example), burn victims, people who had acid thrown at them...It is truly an important surgical specialty that goes beyond vanity.

I had one until I broke my nose a couple times and I like my new broken nose better. Orson Wells also hated his button nose, I didn’t hate mine, but a surf accident and a car crash later I prefer the character it has now.

Well, to be honest, i would like my nose to be thinner. But I don't have money for rhinoplasty.

My girlfriend has this type of nose naturally. It's cute, but she would look fine with a big nose like mine.

I’ve always had one. Bigger after I had my son 19 yrs ago. I always think about pulp fiction, when woman says, “I wish I had a pot.” Talking about her belly. “If I had a pot, I’d wear shirts two sizes too small to accentuate it.”

Next to my work we have a barber who does all that kind of hair. Believe most people who go there are a dumb as they look. Some go twice a week. I (m55) have long hair, way past my shoulders normally in a pony tail I love the looks of disgust I get from the guys queuing up.

I didn't see the 'young' before men and had a good laugh

Back in my parents’ time, people didn’t drink tea because it would make them dark skinned. We have an entire market dedicated to whitening the skin with cream

The model’s sari looks really silky

I’ve always had VERY sharp cheekbones. A b****y hairdresser, hearing someone compliment them, said “You’ll look like a skeleton when you’re old.” He didn’t get a tip, but he was right: I look like a Biafra victim. I’d LOVE to have some fat injected into my buccal area now. Wait til these girls start to age and random strangers offer ‘em money and say “Here; get yourself a sandwich.” It’s not glamorous when you’re old (though granted, you can’t tell young people anything. I know, because I was one of those who wouldn’t listen to someone who’d been through it.) (If any of us ever listened to old folks, we’d never have sunbathed or started smoking.)

I'm not so hard on this because it can be people gaining weight without the means to renew their wardrobe.

this is from long ago, the Chinese version of corsets. we don't do that now. its abuse and illegal if you try doing that to your daughter. and actually, we all think its pretty gross, like ew wtf

Why are so many women obsessed with eyebrows and lashes right now!? It’ll be nice when that trend goes away. They all have the same Groucho Marx brows and Vegas showgirls lashes…yuck!

Ross from F R I E N D S

Ohhh. For medical reason i've been there. Botox in the forehead and neck etc. works against migraines... SH!!T it hurts- i don't miss the 31 neddles...