He nailed it

This is the greatest wedding photo ever... the longer you look at it, the better it becomes. Look, it's Alan (hangover 2009) in between the couple

oh hell nawh!

Bahaha- got what they deserved ( the rude girlfriend )

So if you want to eat vegetarian or kosher, you need to spend at least 1001 dollars on a gift. Well, f*ck me. I'd completely ghost these people.

That's an inside joke we just don't know about.

Innovation

Mother should get a smoosh to the face. She's too old to be engaging in this type of nonsense.

(Sigh) People of Walmart.

Remember the rules we saw earlier? that's why you write rules, for people like this

So sad to see that guy there all by himself

*casually summoning satan*

Sometimes you gotta summon the dark forces

Thats not tasteless tho

ahahahah! Cute!

Nah. that's her circle of protection against the adults.

Where's the salt!

*help me get out of this wedding i'll give you my soul, I wanna join lil nas x *

let's gooo

Hehe, he, that's me at a boring wedding. I'll just invite him up for a dance

Did it actually work?

Well, you don't see that everyday.

She could see how long that marriage would last.

Good. Satanic weddings are bad ass.

Heckin' heck-

Good girl.

i wud do the same tbh ╰(*°▽°*)╯

I'm going to assume the best and say she's about to do an interpretive dance.

A wedding coordinator that can't even spell? Yeah, this is the bride herself trying to get money.

Someone really missed it there.

Well...oh well.

"Just 'something' with it", but can't make out the word

That's not a wedding as far as I know. It was a beauty pageant.

I'm telling you... it's a cult

That is a weird way to hug your wife. She looks like a scared hostage, trying to play along and smile, so the weirdo doesn't kill her. He definitely looks like a weirdo.

Yeah, prolly about time they got hitched

We still have forgotten that Carol Barskin killed her other husband... allegedly

This seems fake. This looks like a fun, staged picture at the end of (or before) the wedding day.

whose

That's weird. Also, vows, not vowels.

*creepy

Well, maybe it's an in joke between the two wedded ppl, or something to do with how they met maybe?

I have so many questions

And she looks SO proud

Eugh, what a self absorbed narcissist.

These are the kinds of marriages that last because these people really know each other

So her plus one were about 20 people?

Marrier? Seriously?

This picture gives me anxiety. I would be traumatised after doing that

I am staggered at the amount of people who ask for gifts, money or otherwise. I grew up with the idea that a wedding was a covenant between two people who invited those they love to come witness that promise. Gifts are not what make a wedding. Love, and the sharing of love is. I find it tacky as well as greedy to set expectations of monetary gain from a wedding.

Well, better wedding in a welface office parking lot than to base your guests' meal choice on their gift size.

I mean if the bride and groom were okay with it...

And No man even noticed they weren't using proper urinals