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“What’s An Unwritten Rule In Your Household That Would Seem Bizarre To Outsiders?” (50 Answers) Replacing the trash bag IS PART OF taking out the trash.

BarbieeBee , Anna Shvets Report

Final score:

245points

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Rose the Cook 1 month ago

A rule too often ignored in commercial kitchens. Take out the rubbish but leave replacing the bag for the next shift seems to be the policy.

23points

“What’s An Unwritten Rule In Your Household That Would Seem Bizarre To Outsiders?” (50 Answers) If you have a cat on your lap and want something from the kitchen someone else has to get it for you. Cat must not be disturbed.

e2323 , Sam Lion Report

Final score:

234points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 1 month ago

Of course, you are there for the cats comfort, not the other way around.

70points

Sue Denham 1 month ago

So good to see you have your priorities right.

8points

Sanne 1 month ago

That rule doesn't weird anyone out. That's just a law of physics, everyone knows it.

15points

The Phantom Stranger 1 month ago

I came here to say this a law of nature, but hey, to-may-to, to-mah-to

3points

Cat Chat 1 month ago

This is not a weird house rule. This is just Cat Law!

14points

Livingwithcfs 1 month ago

Cats rule the universe, know your place in it - your a chair. Deal with it

8points

PeakyBlinder 1 month ago

Nothing weird about that - that's how it is supposed to be. Handling thst any other way would be weird....

4points

Brian Hawley 1 month ago

Pretty normal

4points

Sue Denham 1 month ago

But of course!

4points

Froyn Laven 1 month ago

As foretold by the ancient aliens and Egyptians.

3points

Mike F 1 month ago

If I have a cat in my lap, I'm in the wrong house. I have a dog.

3points

Ace 1 month ago

This law is universal.

3points

Lester the Space Duck 1 month ago

Sounds valid.

3points

Birb 1 month ago

Includes dogs to

3points

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 month ago

Even if you have to go to the litter box. Pee before you sit down.

2points

Id row 1 month ago

I text my husband if he's in the other room and I need something. The cats do love lap trapping me.

2points

Hill Branda 1 month ago

This is not a rule. This is a LAW.

2points

BitchinintheBurgh' 1 month ago

Same for doggos

2points

Ole Peder Amrud Hagen 1 month ago

Not weird, same goes for our dog.

2points

hilary 10 1 month ago

Or dog

2points

Bat cat in a hat 1 month ago

That's not a rule, that's the universal law!

2points

linda harbin 1 month ago

We say “I’ve got C.O.L!”…. (Cat On Lap)

1point

Lee Henderson 1 month ago

This occasionally is a problem. I had a cat (she died last summer) who, if I would say "

1point

Lee Henderson 1 month ago

"Cici, I have to get up", she would hop off of my lap.

1point

ZombieGirl 1 month ago

Lol, I didn’t cook dinner until 11pm last night because of cat in my lap

1point

Angela C 1 month ago

Did the cats make this rule?

1point

Parmeisan 1 month ago

For years, our cats only sat on me - but my husband grudgingly followed this rule. Now we have a cat that prefers him, and he acts like he's getting away with something, like haha now Parmeisan is getting comeuppance for pretending this is a rule to her own benefit for so long! But no, it's just how it be. We cannot disturb a comfortable cat!

1point

Keith Lancaster 1 month ago

Have you ever tried to remove a cat from your lap when it wants to stay where it is? Surgery is often needed.

1point

Luis Hernandez Dauajare 1 month ago

That's an unwritten rule *everywhere*

1point

Alley Cat 1 month ago

I need to make this a rule in my house.

1point

Poppy 1 month ago

Unless you're on your own

1point

Kate Avery 1 month ago

In which case, you do not get something from the kitchen. You wait until the cat gets up.

1point

KittyGaming 1 month ago

Agreed man except we have dogs so not really relevant for me personally rn

1point

Cathy 1 month ago

This is a rule of the universe. There is only one but.. If you have a cat that always lays on one person's lap or if you have a cat that always jumps up and runs to the kitchen with you, then you have to get up 1 time in every 8 requested times.

1point

tarryn norwich 1 month ago

My husband will summon the cat for the sole reason of making me get whatever from the kitchen because I got up for the restroom lmao.

1point

Pan Narrans 1 month ago

That's not a house rule, that is a force of nature.

1point

XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧 1 month ago

Well hell, neither of us would ever move! In our house there's always a cat in your lap, on your shoulder, on your head... I have a cat on my chest and 2 on my feet, not it!

1point

KatSaidWhat 1 month ago

This is actually law.

1point

martin734 1 month ago

I bet the cat came up with this rule.

1point

Dread Pirate Roberts 1 month ago

I approve of this one! 💙

1point

August 1 month ago

This should be a spoken rule.

0points

Lorraine Talbot-Smith 1 month ago

In our house this is called the "kitten rule". . .no matter how old the cat has become

0points

Samarkand 1 month ago

This is the same generation that constantly complains how everything is too hard and they can't afford a house, right?

0points

Urbangirlatl 1 month ago

We call it having a "kitten problem". Sorry, I can't get up!

0points

Winter Eleven 1 month ago

Wait this isn't common knowledge around the world?

0points

BoredPossum 1 month ago

A law of nature

0points

Ladedah 1 month ago

My husband and I have this rule in our house, except with dogs! If one of us is cuddling a dog on the sofa, that person makes a request and says, "Dog Rule!" ... and the other person must comply (unless we are each cuddling a dog). I.e. "Hey, can you get me some cheese from the kitchen... Dog Rule!" It only works because we accept the rule goes both ways... at some point, we will always be the person who is trying not to disturb the cuddling dog.

0points

Tabitha K 1 month ago

Gross

0points

Jacob B. 1 month ago

Does anyone move when there is a cat on your lap? Either my wife or I will often say "I'm pinned down again, can you get me "

0points

Couragetcd 1 month ago

Isn't this the rule of all human furniture everywhere?

0points

Nikki Hilton 1 month ago

Same if it's the pooch.

0points

Sharkbait1313 1 month ago

I have to agree on this one.

0points

“What’s An Unwritten Rule In Your Household That Would Seem Bizarre To Outsiders?” (50 Answers) If you tell me you can’t find something after I’ve told you EXACTLY WHERE IT IS, and I walk over there and find it EXACTLY WHERE I TOLD YOU IT WAS, I get to hit you with it.

Shytemagnet , Liza Summer Report

Final score:

210points

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Pandarosa 1 month ago

This is very gladiator style. I love it.

63points

“What’s An Unwritten Rule In Your Household That Would Seem Bizarre To Outsiders?” (50 Answers) The dinner table "Dumb Joke of the Day" rule.

When I was a child my father would tell a dumb joke at dinner every night. It was probably one of my best memories from an otherwise plain vanilla WASP suburbs childhood.

I did the same with my kids. Then when the internet was becoming more of a popular resource, I tasked each of my kids to take turns bringing a really dumb joke. It truly made dinner fun, because jokes are like potatoe chips - You can't have just one. :-)
And dumb jokes are frequently very funny in their own unique way.

Now many decades later these jokes have become a highlight of family gatherings as my adult children recall their favorites from the past 35 years.
They too do it with their kids!

They also still text me stupid jokes when they find them. It keeps them in touch in a nice way.

Goofy, but it really worked well in a huge way for us.

Airplade , Askar Abayev Report

Final score:

200points

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Phantom Phoenix 1 month ago

No-one has ever managed to weigh a rainbow, but we all know they're pretty light

103points

“What’s An Unwritten Rule In Your Household That Would Seem Bizarre To Outsiders?” (50 Answers) If a cat meows at you, you meow back. It's impolite not to answer.

Leeloo_Len , Susanna Marsiglia Report

Final score:

184points

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Sarah 1 month ago

Neighbor caught me barking back at his dogs. I just shrugged and continued on my way,

54points

If you are going to use the kitchen tongs you must perform an OSHA approved test click to ensure that they are functional.

regular6drunk7 Report

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157points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 1 month ago

You have to double click tongs in order to switch them on. Activated tongs have 50% more tong efficiency.

114points

BloossomCandyy , cottonbro studio Report

“What’s An Unwritten Rule In Your Household That Would Seem Bizarre To Outsiders?” (50 Answers) Either my wife or I can do any chore when noticed. We thank each other for routine chores as we appreciate each other.

Final score:

151points

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Family's_disappointment 1 month ago

A tip to have a loving relationship

40points

“What’s An Unwritten Rule In Your Household That Would Seem Bizarre To Outsiders?” (50 Answers) Bandit, our aged Great Dane, gets the cushion on the far right of the orange couch. No exceptions, no asking him to move, that’s his spot.

austingt316 , George Pagan III Report

Final score:

148points

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Darth Kittius 1 month ago

Charli, my German shepherd/golden retriever mix, gets the ottoman. She is just a little baby

28points

#10

Where do you want to go for dinner? How about place A? If you say no, then you have to suggest another place. You can't just shoot down all the ideas.

Crazy-4-Conures Report

Final score:

142points

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Sofia 1 month ago

Well this is legit. Is too easy say always "no"

23points

#11

“What’s An Unwritten Rule In Your Household That Would Seem Bizarre To Outsiders?” (50 Answers) When someone shows you the eggs the chickens laid today, you mist admire them and say ‘eggknowledged’.

Tinyfishy , Tabitha Favor Report

Final score:

141points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 1 month ago

Eggscellent.

64points

#12

“What’s An Unwritten Rule In Your Household That Would Seem Bizarre To Outsiders?” (50 Answers) We mute all tv commercials.

sixsmalldogs , JESHOOTS.com Report

Final score:

139points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 1 month ago

Doesn't everyone?

71points

#13

I (29f) live with three grown men (my partner and two roomies) and I guess ours is that no matter what happens the ship shall not sink. WiFi bill is due, who has the most money rn/is available to pay it. Dishes need to be done, who has the day off or has the energy to manage it. We all feed each other's pets, water each others plants 🤷 and there's a huge amount of emotional permanence. We can confront one another about any issue cordially and have discussion. There's almost never any yelling or hostility or pettiness.

ouijabored621 Report

Final score:

137points

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Lyone Fein 1 month ago

Wow. A system like this only works if there is a pretty equitable distribution of everyone picking up those loose ends. If things get out of balance for a while, it can lead to a lot of resentment. I admire people who can make it work.

83points

#14

“What’s An Unwritten Rule In Your Household That Would Seem Bizarre To Outsiders?” (50 Answers) Wash your hands upon getting home. The outside world be nasty.

purpleplazas , cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

126points

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Sofia 1 month ago

and this is weird why? Is a good rule

43points

#15

“What’s An Unwritten Rule In Your Household That Would Seem Bizarre To Outsiders?” (50 Answers) Sometimes, my cat will carry a ball toy into the room and meow loudly. As soon as she drops the ball, every human in the house must clap and go "Yaaayy!!" It is law.

bispecsual , Hanna Report

Final score:

126points

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Jennik 1 month ago

One of my cats does this several times during the night with her catnip mice - gratitude for being allowed to sleep on the bed (it used to be off-limits but she's scared of loud rain...). If I don't say thank you enough times (possibly because I'm ASLEEP) she drops the slightly damp toy onto my face and pokes me a few times. I live in fear of the time she brings me a live mouse. Or a weta (shudder).

37points

#16

“What’s An Unwritten Rule In Your Household That Would Seem Bizarre To Outsiders?” (50 Answers) When I was a kid, we had the "Bernie" rule. Whoever had the worst manners at dinner was "Bernie" (short for St. Bernard like the big messy dog) and had to do the dishes.

One time my brother farted at the table and my dad proclaimed, "You are Bernie. Nobody can take that from you tonight." So I decided to test that proclamation. I proceeded to put my feet on the table, and that night I learned that there could actually be *two* Bernies and we both had to clean the kitchen.

Diiiiirty , cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

118points

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Boo 1 month ago

Lol!!

26points

Embarrassed_Ad7740 Report

#17

Do not touch the cat. If she comes to you, fine. But do not walk over to her or chase her. She's old and the cat has enough trauma from just existing.

Not that anything bad has happened to her. She's just one if those cats that's extremely slow to trust and moving too fast gives her Vietnam flashbacks. .

Final score:

115points

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Birb 1 month ago

Yeah, me to. But im not a cat

35points

#18

Toilet lid ALWAYS CLOSED. (Except in use of course). Keeps the dogs and cats from drinking out of it.

IndianaBandMom Report

Final score:

111points

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MushroomHead22 1 month ago

also prevents all the bacteria from the inside of the toilet bowl from splashing all through the air in the bathroom (which should be the real reason you keep it closed. clean toilet water for the dog is OK).

30points

#19

Everyone at home must instantly drop what they are doing and run to the kitchen when groceries arrive. One person to help empty the car and everyone else starts putting stuff away. A text will be sent when the driver is close to home- all hands on deck!

Noninvasive_ Report

Final score:

111points

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Sofia 1 month ago

now I can't unsee a pit-stop crew in activity

10points

#20

Cleaning the kitchen means you wash the counters and stove too as well as washing the dishes that don’t fit in the dishwasher. Loading the dishwasher is not a “clean kitchen”.

aleethiede Report

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105points

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PattyK 1 month ago

And wipe down the table, if there is one.

30points

Present_Basis_1353 Report

#21

I guess ours is everyone eats. If it’s meal or snack time, and we have visitors, they’re offered a plate. We don’t ask them to leave or eat in front of them. When I was growing up, my dad went to the mountains to work M-F. My mother then left M-F as well (to the bar, d**g den or whatever). I was so lonely, I’d try to hang at the neighbors. They would send me home at meal time knowing I had no food, and no parents. This was the late 70s- early 80s. If we don’t have enough, everyone eats less.

Final score:

99points

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Spencer's slave no longer 1 month ago

I have the same "rule" in my house, it's something I grew up with and my adult kids do it too. I also have another for all those "extra" kids, now adults, who can just pop in at random " if you're hungry, you know where the kitchen is" and I'll let them know if there's anything I don't want them to have.

38points

#22

“What’s An Unwritten Rule In Your Household That Would Seem Bizarre To Outsiders?” (50 Answers) My husband and I have a large mug that says “as I suspected I was right all along”. When one of us has an “I told you so moment” the other says “you get the mug tonight”. We love the laughs we have when one of us turns the corner with that big a*s mug lookin smug while the other has a regular “pity” mug haha.

TheEggieQueen , Away-String7572 Report

Final score:

95points

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Thee8thsense 1 month ago

The smug mug!

55points

Famous_Excuse4803 , Vidit Goswami Report

#23

“What’s An Unwritten Rule In Your Household That Would Seem Bizarre To Outsiders?” (50 Answers) If you get ice from the freezer for whatever reason, you must pay the ice tax to the dogs.

Final score:

95points

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Cat Chat 1 month ago

Do NOT put the tray back with only one cube left.

62points

#24

“What’s An Unwritten Rule In Your Household That Would Seem Bizarre To Outsiders?” (50 Answers) No sound on when using a device, phone / iPad etc, in the living room.

No exceptions. Visitors included. Both of our Mum’s are the most flagrant breakers of the rule and get a lot of stick from our kids (teens and older) when they do.

bungle_bogs , Sam Lion Report

Final score:

93points

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Sanne 1 month ago

If everyone had this simple rule, we might also have less of that noise in public as well. It's just rude to have your sound on when other people are present. My husband and I are usually both on our tablets in the evening and we just use wireless earbuds if we need to hear something. Most of the time we can browse the web in silence though :)

41points

#25

“What’s An Unwritten Rule In Your Household That Would Seem Bizarre To Outsiders?” (50 Answers) When you use the last paper towel from the roll you have to take the cardboard tube and yell “do-ta-do” in it and then give it to the dog when he comes running so he can shred it!

KelMel8417 , lungstruck Report

Final score:

92points

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Cat Chat 1 month ago

Nothing weird about that.

18points

LeopardSpotDesign , Anna Tarazevich Report

#26

“What’s An Unwritten Rule In Your Household That Would Seem Bizarre To Outsiders?” (50 Answers) The loud noise and I’m ok rules.

If you know you’re going to make a loud noise, say dropping a heavy bag down the stairs you had to yell “loud noise” to warn everyone that the noise was coming and planned

If you made a loud noise unplanned you had to yell “I’m OK” so no one came running or did come running I’d you were NOT ok. Side note this rule was created when grandpa dropped a toilet on his finger.

Final score:

90points

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Sue Denham 1 month ago

". . . when grandpa dropped a toilet on his finger,". I feel there is a story here.

53points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#27

If the cat stretches or yawns, you must say “ohhh big stretch/yawn”.

inkyblackops Report

Final score:

87points

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Spencer's slave no longer 1 month ago

Especially if it's the flip top head yawn.

12points

#28

I don’t allow anyone, family or friends to wash dishes if I invite them to dinner. Best believe it’s because I’m gonna not wash a thing at their homes. Too many times the women are cleaning up while the men hang out.

DubsAnd49ers Report

Final score:

86points

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Boo 1 month ago (edited)

We used to host a big family Xmas dinner. I would cook everything. The first year, after dinner I went to do dishes (by hand as we don't have a dishwasher and the kitchen was a bomb site lol) and clean up, my hubs and father-in-law got to the kitchen first and shoo'ed me out and did it. Every year after, it was always the same....."you spent the time cooking and baking, we clean up". RIP Bob, we miss you xx

75points

#29

“What’s An Unwritten Rule In Your Household That Would Seem Bizarre To Outsiders?” (50 Answers) When removing eggs from the carton, all remaining eggs must be arranged symmetrically. A pattern is preferred.

chachfinley , Leeloo The First Report

Final score:

85points

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Sanne 1 month ago

Yes, because if all the eggs are on one side of the carton, it's unbalanced and when you pick it up and not know that, you might drop it. So always balanced, which automatically is symmetrically.

51points

Inevitable_Kick_5014 , Samson Katt Report

#30

“What’s An Unwritten Rule In Your Household That Would Seem Bizarre To Outsiders?” (50 Answers) For us, the dog gets greeted before any human. no exceptions.

Final score:

84points

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Daya Meyer 1 month ago

To be honest, the dog is faster than anyone wiggling through legs and feet so the right to be greeted first is well earned.

34points

raccoonhippopotamus , Steve Johnson Report

#31

“What’s An Unwritten Rule In Your Household That Would Seem Bizarre To Outsiders?” (50 Answers) When you’re sitting down and you’ve misplaced something small (phone, remote control, etc.) you must get up and check under your butt before asking anyone else if they’ve seen the thing.

Final score:

71points

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Farah the Turtle 1 month ago

fair enough. I do this too

12points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#32

You have to choose the topic of your fortune cookie before you read it. "this is about my new job" many a big life decision has been made this way.

Inside spiders are named Franklin. Outside spiders are named Fronklin. They are all good boys.

wyomingtrashbag Report

Final score:

69points

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Laugh or not 1 month ago

Spiders are named Linda. Except the ones in the bedroom. Those ones are called suicidal.

35points

#33

“What’s An Unwritten Rule In Your Household That Would Seem Bizarre To Outsiders?” (50 Answers) No big light.

labyrinthofbananas , Skylar Kang Report

Final score:

66points

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Pandarosa 1 month ago

Hate the big light.

32points

Traditional_Age_6299 , Julia M Cameron Report

#34

“What’s An Unwritten Rule In Your Household That Would Seem Bizarre To Outsiders?” (50 Answers) So growing up, there were the “better” seats in the living room. And if you had one, and got up, someone would likely grab it. So my siblings and I used to do this thing where we would say “X Save” and even draw out the imaginary X on the seat. But one day my brother pretended he had a fake eraser and erased the fake X. And took the comfy seat. So now we say, “X Save No Erase.” And til this day, it’s just very natural thing to do/say, when we are together

It has also passed on to the youngest generation. But oddly, we only do it at my moms house. And we have longtime friends who even do it when they come over. I know it is funny, especially to outsiders. But it seems just so natural to all of us now that we hardly even notice we do it.

Here we are, we’ll into adulthood. And on holidays, we are watching like hawks to see if someone gets up and forgets to say it. Which rarely happens. And there are plenty of seats. At this point, it’s more of a game.

Final score:

65points

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Jay C. 1 month ago

We used to always call out "Fives" which meant that seat was reserved for 5 minutes, after which it could be taken. you needed to call it before standing up and always needed to make sure you had witnesses because someone would always claim "I didn't hear it!"

14points

30 Of The Funniest Halloween Fails That People Couldn’t Resist Sharing

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#35

REPLENISH!! Chilled drinks- if you take the last of a drink category from the fridge (soda, beer, snapple, sparking water), you must add more. Demonstrate courtesy for those who come after you.

Comfortable-Worry-84 Report

Final score:

62points

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Papa 1 month ago

Why not add more when there are several left? That way there is always a cold one available.

11points

#36

Pet the bunny and give him a treat before you proceed.

Its his rule actually. He's very old so I let him go.

lagomorphed Report

Final score:

61points

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Blue Bunny of Happiness 1 month ago

My rabbits have a similar rule. I have been well trained.

9points

#37

If you fail to check for toilet paper before sitting down to number two, I will get it for you, but it will be thrown through the door as hard as humanly possible. Multiple rolls, Ideally at your head.

My kids now do this to each other too. I smile inside every time I hear screams from the toilet downstairs.

I hope it becomes a tradition handed down over many generations.

blamedolphin Report

Final score:

59points

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Spencer's slave no longer 1 month ago

Or keep extra loo rolls in there like on a shelf.

33points

French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

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#38

The dog gets a seat at the table. After my grandad died, it was hard to see it empty. She saw her chance and took it, and now it’s officially her seat.

corpsebride97 Report

Final score:

57points

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Farah the Turtle 1 month ago

nothing weird abt that

8points

Purplepunkkk , RDNE Stock project Report

#39

“What’s An Unwritten Rule In Your Household That Would Seem Bizarre To Outsiders?” (50 Answers) In our household, the unwritten rule is that you must perform a full interpretive dance routine to earn the right to use the TV remote. It keeps the peace and provides nightly entertainment.

Final score:

56points

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Ace 1 month ago

That's just weird.

17points

magicunicornhandler Report

#40

If your turning on a light in a dark room that has an inhabitant you say “1 2 3 bright light” so the person can cover their eyes or prepare for the shock of light.

Final score:

56points

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Sanne 1 month ago

We do that too, minus the countdown. And yes, we actually do say "bright light", although we are Dutch and could just say "fel licht". For some reason it's always in English.

23points

#41

If there is a fresh cardboard box on the house, one of the cats can claim it, like targaeryans claiming dragons.

zelipe2 Report

Final score:

56points

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Cat Chat 1 month ago

CatCat and my youngest fight each other for every Amazon box. She likes to do crafts with them. Sometimes it's all out war.

14points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

#42

If anyone arrives home from an evening out later than they said they would, that person has to come in bearing snacks.

millionthcustomer Report

Final score:

56points

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Doozle bug 1 month ago

Keep the noise down if you are coming home with company. Leave the porch light on if your roomies are out at night.

3points

#43

Cooks don’t clean.

Bungeesmom Report

Final score:

56points

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Sanne 1 month ago

I do hope they clean while cooking. If you're done with a pot or a spoon or something, you can put it in the dishwasher. Don't need to make an extra mess for the person who cleans.

18points

#44

If you are doing the ironing, control of the tv remote is yours for the duration. Watch whatever you want.

oneless99 Report

Final score:

53points

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Sarah 1 month ago

In my house we're not allowed to purchase anything that needs ironing, dry cleaning, hand washing, or laying flat to drying.

42points

#45

If you take the last piece of food you have to wash the dish. This has left my brother to leaving 1 blueberry in the bowl, half a slice of pizza crust, and many more war crime activity .

AfgAzi Report

Final score:

51points

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arthbach 1 month ago (edited)

My brother tried this, and was roundly castigated by my Mam. He learned very quickly not to be an arsé.

14points

#46

No trash goes in the bathroom trash can. That is, just tissues or wrappers q tips and such. No big stuff like packages, food, anything wet or sticky.

pronouncedayayron Report

Final score:

51points

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Julie S 1 month ago

Who is eating food in the bathroom?

22points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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#47

If one of the toddlers asks for knuckles (fist bump), you give knuckles.

We rinse sauces/dips off of the plate before setting it in the sink

If you see something on the floor pick it up and throw it away or put it where it goes

Mom (me) will not go into the children’s bedrooms to retrieve laundry. If you are big enough to dress yourself, you are big enough to make sure it goes into the hamper. If it is not in the hamper before bed it will not get washed that day.

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Final score:

43points

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Ole Peder Amrud Hagen 1 month ago

The last three are pretty obvious.

8points

#48

If you go poop in the toilet, the toilet seat and lid must be closed before you flush.

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Final score:

37points

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Spencer's slave no longer 1 month ago

It should be closed every time the loo is used, regardless.

37points

#49

“What’s An Unwritten Rule In Your Household That Would Seem Bizarre To Outsiders?” (50 Answers) Winner of a board game is charged with putting said game away.

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Final score:

36points

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Squirrel Chaser 1 month ago (edited)

No, that's the losers job.

26points