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DontDefineMeAsshole , Ján Jakub Naništa Report

“The Answer Is 'Yes Sir’”: 40 House Rules That Weirded Out Residents And Guests Alike I once went to visit my boyfriend’s parents house on the weekend Halloween happened to fall. That Halloween afternoon, they straight up barricaded the windows and doors, turned out all their lights, and insisted I sit with them and only speak in whispers while trick or treaters happily skipped past their home, blissfully unaware of the psychopaths residing in the only house with porch lights turned off. They believed all those kids were actually possessed by Satan, and made us hide away all night like those sweet little children would rip us apart if they smelled us out. I broke up with that guy as soon as I got home. I don’t need people so staunchly anti-trick-or-treater in my life.

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StrangeOne 6 months ago

Ironically, it would've been the scariest, sketchiest house in the neigbourhood.

144points

“The Answer Is 'Yes Sir’”: 40 House Rules That Weirded Out Residents And Guests Alike “You’re our houseguest, but family dinners are for family only. Here’s your plate, you can have your dinners this week in the basement.”.

CookDane6954 , Helena Lopes Report

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178points

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robecca leyden 6 months ago

That is insane

156points

“The Answer Is 'Yes Sir’”: 40 House Rules That Weirded Out Residents And Guests Alike I was probably 9 or 10, a girl staying the day with my friend that was a boy. His dad came in and asked a question and I answered, "Yeah." Friend audibly sucked in a breath before his dad swung around and screamed, "How many times do I have to tell you, the answer is 'yes sir '?"

There's literally no way it could have been mistaken for my friend's voice. I was terrified until my mom picked me up. My friend was super apologetic, but even then I knew it wasn't his fault so I tried to make him feel better about it.

Not sure what happened to him but I can't imagine living in that level of terror every day of my childhood.

momonomino , cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

172points

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Misterscooter 6 months ago

I hope that kid turned out ok.

108points

“The Answer Is 'Yes Sir’”: 40 House Rules That Weirded Out Residents And Guests Alike My own house, I wasn't allowed to poop with people home. Like I had to hold it until my parents went shopping or something. It was f*****g terrible.

strangeraej , Johnson Johnson Report

Final score:

170points

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Always Malfunctioning 6 months ago

What in the H E L L did I just read?!

187points

Away-Sound-4010 , Vincentiu Solomon Report

“The Answer Is 'Yes Sir’”: 40 House Rules That Weirded Out Residents And Guests Alike I visited a friend at a lake house for 2 weeks in the summer and no one was allowed to get up before their dad. This f*****g guy would drink until 1-3am and not wake up till 11am and would throw a tantrum if anyone made noise before he was able to get up again and drag his a*s back to the real world. My friend's mom strictly enforced this the entire time I was there too. The things you look back on from your kid years man... that was just a hostage situation.

Final score:

156points

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StrangeOne 6 months ago

This is how alcoholism takes a whole household hostage, and the mom was not enforcing. She was enabling.

169points

“The Answer Is 'Yes Sir’”: 40 House Rules That Weirded Out Residents And Guests Alike Kids not allowed to bring any books with anthropomorphic characters into the house. We could play with Legos for hours, but were banned from bringing a Richard Scary big adventure book, or any material with talking animals, or animals wearing clothes

The mom didn't want 'her children growing up thinking that cats and dogs wore sweaters'. I hated that house.

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149points

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StrangeOne 6 months ago

Any parent that says "I don't want my kids thinking..." they don't need to say the rest. The first part of that sentence speaks for itself.

160points

Spare_Refrigerator59 , Naomi Hébert Report

“The Answer Is 'Yes Sir’”: 40 House Rules That Weirded Out Residents And Guests Alike It was an unspoken rule..no eating. A few friends spent the night at a former friend's house when we were teenagers. She offered us a small bowl of macaroni and cheese at about 4 p.m. We thought it was an after school snack, but that was it. Food wasnt mentioned again. My friends and I woke up in the middle of night,starving, so we went to the kitchen and the cabinets and refrigerator were locked.

Final score:

144points

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Zedrapazia 6 months ago

Oh, I just love when my children get an eating disorder! /S

14points

When I was 8 I was best friends with the girl across the street. She lived with her mom and aunt. And literally, directly across the street from me.
I slept over with her on saturday and her aunt and mother FORCED me to go to church with them because "you aren't allowed to walk across the street by yourself we won't let you go home until after church".

It's worth noting that I was raised atheist by a father who hates religion with a burning passion because he was abused by religious superiors in his childhood (exactly what you're thinking yeah) and so I was raised to believe religion is the root of all evil, and I was an 8 year old with an anxiety disorder and autism on top of being raised to be horrifically terrified of anyone who believed in God.

So needless to say the second they dragged me into the church I had a breakdown because I was so scared and I got yelled at for "making us look bad" by my friend's aunt and they yelled at my parents for my behavior when they finally brought me home.

My friend got really mad at me for not just toughing it out. And she was super angry with me when I stopped hanging out with her because of it.

Junior_Cress2828 Report

Final score:

132points

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StrangeOne 6 months ago

"You're not allowed to go home" that's grounds for kidnapping charges.

151points

plz-be-my-friend , Giorgio Trovato Report

#10

“The Answer Is 'Yes Sir’”: 40 House Rules That Weirded Out Residents And Guests Alike No pooping on the floor. which is a fine request but weird they had to call it out.

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125points

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C C 6 months ago

It only takes that one time lol

89points

#11

“The Answer Is 'Yes Sir’”: 40 House Rules That Weirded Out Residents And Guests Alike Visited my besties family farm for a week. Once you left the house you could not return until dinner time. You can chill in the old farm house or farm garage. When you return to the house they live in, you strip down in the garage, put on a robe and fresh socks. You can then enter the house, drop all your clothes in the washing machine and to go straight to the shower. After your shower the robe and socks go into the washer. Once inside and showered then you are in for the night, we were adults not kids. This wasnt a livestock farm and nor did we work in the corn or soy fields.

Edit: The mom has OCD. Her entire life is cleaning or mowing. It was never about bugs as my friend hid this rule from me until we were in the garage.

_youronlyHope , Pedro Lastra Report

Final score:

119points

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michael reid 6 months ago

So what did you wear after showering, if the robe and all your clothes were in the washing machine?

19points

#12

I had a roommate with a cat that just absolutely adored me. Every time I woke up in the morning to make breakfast, it would harass me for belly rubs, and if I didn't give it attention, it would bite my ankles. Precious little creature. Well, my roommate got jealous of this situation and demanded that I not interact with this cat anymore because they wanted themselves to be the cat's favorite human. I just want to emphasize that this cat loved me so much and would have no idea why I'd suddenly be neglecting it.

GameRoom Report

Final score:

119points

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ElfVibratorGlitter 6 months ago

Poor kitty.

94points

#13

I, a fully grown adult, needed to ask permission to turn on any lights when I visited my mother at the apartment I grew up in. Not because they were worried about their electric bill or anything. No reason was actually given, I was just told off for turning on the kitchen light and was told I had to “ask permission” and apologise. Needless to say I have not visited since.

ethr45 Report

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114points

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UncleJohn3000 6 months ago

I'd have cackled and done the switch up-and-down real fast thing while dancing a jig.

58points

#14

“The Answer Is 'Yes Sir’”: 40 House Rules That Weirded Out Residents And Guests Alike "No pringles, they catch fire too easily".

RoseWould , Arnold Antoo Report

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109points

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ElfVibratorGlitter 6 months ago

What are you doing with the Pringles?

93points

BoredPossum 6 months ago

Rubbing them together to cook your newly caught mammoth.

26points

BLONDTROBL 6 months ago

It's chilly in here... 🔥

9points

Alex Kennedy 6 months ago

You’re asking a question already answered by the entry!

3points

RosenCranzLives 6 months ago

What are they doing with fire?

1point

Magey 6 months ago

Trying and overachieving at setting them on fire

0points

Sinnsyk Jakte 6 months ago

I now want to test the flammability of Pringles. Look for the headlines.

17points

Ovata Acronicta 6 months ago

I'll join you on this one. After I sleep this morning though, but I need an excuse to buy some Pringles and other chips. I guess they need to be potato chips, Doritos won't be right.

1point

David 6 months ago

Should I be concerned with the rule or the fact the parent has experience lighting pringles on fire?

11points

unfilteredCigarette73 6 months ago

Hey I was a kid once..we lit tons of stuff on fire but not Pringles..we ate those

3points

Mark Fuller 6 months ago

I have to admit I hate this. The number of times my Pringles have spontaneously combusted... I can't get home insurance these days. These crisps should be banned. Or at least restricted!

10points

Michael Largey 6 months ago

Let's all join Nat King Cole in singing that Christmas favorite "Pringles roasting on an open fire, Cheetos tickling your nose, ..."

4points

Jack Burton 6 months ago (edited)

My dumb brain now: i need to try to put a pringle under flame

3points

benstella 6 months ago

As opposed to the couch? Curtains?

3points

CheshirePhrogg 6 months ago

See now I just want to try and light some Pringles. I'm dead curious

3points

Jen 5 months ago

They make a really good firestarter camping when all your wood is wet. Have done it whrn teaching wilderness survival.

0points

ZGutr 6 months ago

You *do* realize I don't believe that and go out to buy a tube right now

2points

Ample Aardvark 6 months ago

I have a no Pringles rule, but because they're disgusting!

2points

StrangeOne 6 months ago

...Do they?

2points

Misterscooter 6 months ago

They are terrible heat shields. But so tasty.

2points

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 6 months ago

So no lining the space shuttles with them?

4points

Peppy 6 months ago

Aunt Josephine?

1point

VikingAbroad 6 months ago

Not pringles, but tortilla chips are amazing fire starters 🔥

1point

Zephyr343 6 months ago

Ummmm....uhhhh...ok?

1point

Bella 6 months ago

Let me confirm real quick… yep!

1point

Woodsie 6 months ago

I've heard they are good for use as fire starters. Wouldn't mind this rule as don't like them since they changed where they make them, they don't taste the same (as nice).

0points

AngelWingsYT 6 months ago

Welp time for a new science experement 👀 which pringle flavor (if any) is the most flammable. Caause this is raising many questions

0points

Egg Lady 6 months ago

I have some bad news about Doritos----

0points

justanotherweirdo 6 months ago

I assume everyone had to shave their hair too then before entering the house, if the goal was to avoid flammable objects

0points

EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿 6 months ago

Are they getting confused with doritos? They burn easily and are great when camping

0points

Melissa Harris 6 months ago

They actually do burn really well and make great emergency Firestarters.😉

0points

Dread Pirate Roberts 6 months ago

Lol what? 😂 in what situation would this happen?

0points

Catpawsarethebest 6 months ago

It just happens too many times. Like those phones that keeps exploding.

0points

karen Young 6 months ago

Fair

0points

Soy 6 months ago

This is way less crazy than all the previous ones.

0points

Elizabeth Levin (ElizaMaow) 6 months ago

WHAT!

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RedRose 6 months ago

They’d cr*p a carp if they knew about Fritos (people do really use them for fire kindling)

0points

UncleJohn3000 6 months ago (edited)

Do this outside - it smells terrible - and you will never sleep well with salty snacks in your cabinets again. 2-3 Doritos have enough heat to kindle a fire and will burn for 2-3 minutes. Source - it's a well known camping trick.

0points

Michael Wlodarczyk 6 months ago

Smokin' Pringles again, huh???

0points

Winnie the Moo 6 months ago

I’m looking for a lighter and perhaps one or two Pringles right now…

0points

#15

“The Answer Is 'Yes Sir’”: 40 House Rules That Weirded Out Residents And Guests Alike Not me but my mom had an aunt that would put down newspaper to walk on if you visited her house. She also gave her kids enemas every Sunday night so they would be "clean" for school. .

RanchNWrite , Roman Kraft Report

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105points

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pineapple87 6 months ago

I think that constitutes abuse

157points

#16

“The Answer Is 'Yes Sir’”: 40 House Rules That Weirded Out Residents And Guests Alike It was my house when my parents were still married.

No closed doors.

Bedroom, bathroom, closet, whatever. Only door fully closed was screen door going outside. Porch door, cracked at least 1-3 inches always, depending on weather. Taking a shower? Going #2? Parents intimate? Door is cracked open. I caught several whooping as a youngster and later as 12-13 year old for daring to close the door fully when in the bathroom. On rare occasion we actually had company over, rule enforced on them as well.

Saltriverjohnny , todd kent Report

Final score:

100points

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StrangeOne 6 months ago

What is the reason for this rule? Why are parents so bent on invading the privacy of everyone in the home?

84points

#17

“The Answer Is 'Yes Sir’”: 40 House Rules That Weirded Out Residents And Guests Alike At my best friend's growing up (middle- H.S), if we wanted to go do something together like go to the lighthouse or visit the old sugar mill ruins , we had to write a research paper first. We would give our papers to my friends mom and then she would decide if we could go or not.

moonrulesnmbr1 , Zen Chung Report

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92points

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Misterscooter 6 months ago

Worst. Side quests. Ever.

128points

#18

My best friends had a “girl’s bathroom” and a “boy’s bathroom”. It was a two bath house. The boy’s bathroom was in the parents’ bedroom.

I was there for a sleepover and had to pee in the middle of the night. I walked around for about 20 minutes trying to figure out what to do. I almost went outside, but I worried they had an alarm. I ended up peeing in my pj’s. I hid them behind the toilet in the girl’s bathroom.

I still don’t know why I just didn’t pee in the girl’s bath or wake up my buddies.

It was weird.

LionCM Report

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91points

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BLONDTROBL 6 months ago

Pee Pee trauma from crazy people.

33points

#19

“The Answer Is 'Yes Sir’”: 40 House Rules That Weirded Out Residents And Guests Alike My friend's mom was adamant that we were NOT to fold a slice of pizza to be able to pick it up and eat it. The pizza was to remain flat, as we were not 'gluttonous beasts,'.

jester29 , Ivan Torres Report

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88points

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David 6 months ago

Gonna be traumatic for mom when she learns about calzone /j

109points

#20

“The Answer Is 'Yes Sir’”: 40 House Rules That Weirded Out Residents And Guests Alike Wearing jeans meant the only place I could sit was on one of the kitchen island stools. Kitchen chairs, sofas or chairs around the house, or any beds were no bueno. Also no shoes inside which was fine, but also had to remove socks so walking on cold hard flooring was super annoying. They didn't like that I brought my own slippers the next time I visited. Avoid going there now as much as I can.

darybrain , R ARCHITECTURE Report

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85points

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Lene 6 months ago

Something about germs on clothes? But not considering the germs on feet?

23points

#21

“The Answer Is 'Yes Sir’”: 40 House Rules That Weirded Out Residents And Guests Alike When I was little, my friends mom would not let us drink at the same time as eating because she said it was a choking hazard to mix liquid and solid???

CheapComb , Lisa Fotios Report

Final score:

84points

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Misterscooter 6 months ago

Boba tea and soup are forbidden!!!

57points

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#22

At a friend's house you were only allowed one sandwich at lunch but unlimited potato chips. So naturally this incentivized everyone to eat a ton of potato chips. For whatever reason the kids weren't allowed to make anything but deli meat sandwiches for lunch. I did manage to get the rule relaxed so that I was allowed to warm up canned soup on the stove for us 3 if I was over for lunch (I even made them grilled cheese sandwiches when she wasnt looking) and I was permitted a second sandwich so I didn't starve but it was very bizarre rule. I also hated cold Velveeta (the only cheese for putting on said sandwiches) and not a fan of potato chips.

Supposedly, the rule was to help the kids lose weight but I'm not buying it and the kids weren't impressed either. Why weren't teenagers allowed to use the stove? Why only deli meat sandwiches? Why unlimited potato chips? Why were fruit and vegetables not a side dish to the sandwich instead of potato chips. Why no tuna fish or pb&js? (Yes I snuck these into rotation as well because yuck on daily lunch meat sandwiches). So many questions. The 2 kids loved me staying over because they got to eat something different since my mom did speak with their step mom about allowing me more freedom or else I wouldn't be coming over anymore. Fortunately, stepmom wanted me there to entertain the kids and keep them out of her hair, so that threat was sufficient.

Personal opinion? Step mom was too lazy to cook, to meal plan or to even supervise the kids with the stove if it was "unsafe" (which I doubted, they were teenagers). A second sandwich would mean more bread and she needed a certain amount for the dad's lunches and couldn't be bothered to buy another loaf. No, they weren't too poor to afford food. They were wealthier than my family and we happily fed my friend real food when she stayed over. Such bizarre lunch rules.

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83points

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Misterscooter 6 months ago

People can get really weird about money and food.

46points

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#23

Women were not allowed to wear pants or shorts at my uncle's house. Anytime my family visited, both mom and I had to wear a skirt or dress past the knees. Also no open-toe shoes, no make-up.

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81points

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Always Malfunctioning 6 months ago

I would have showed up in a bikini, barefooted, wearing an absurd amount of makeup

137points

#24

I stayed briefly with a friend whose mom didn’t allow the toilets to be flushed more than once a day unless you’d actually dropped a deuce, who only had tiny night lights in each room for illumination, didn’t believe in either heating or air conditioning, and stole playground sand from the park down the street to use in the cat box. She didn’t have furniture, other than her bed. My friend and I slept on moving pads in a bedroom, with no blankets or pillows. I remember eating two cheese sandwiches a day, and by sandwiches, I mean one slice of knockoff Kraft cheese between two slices of the cheapest white bread possible. She drove a very expensive car, and according to my friend, worked a very high paying job, and had no debt to speak of, thanks to all the child support she got from his dad after the divorce.

After two days of this, we both slipped out in the middle of the night, because she wouldn’t let us go anywhere during the day. I found some other friends to crash with, and my friend went to his dad’s house in another state. I found out years later that she eventually became a complete shut-in and hoarder, due to some substantial mental issues she’d been dealing with, even then. When she passed, her house was absolutely full of junk.

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79points

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Coral 6 months ago

A lot of these seem less like rules and more like manifestations of (possibly undiagnosed) mental illness.

121points

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#25

I'm an adult (mid 40s) and I was visiting a friend's house (also adult). She is married and her hubby is around 10 years older than me (she's a couple years younger than me). They have four children. As we live a fair way from each other, if I visit that means I'm staying over. So we always plan that I'm there for dinner and then we can have a few drinks and watch a movie, play cards, etc etc. Her husband has the most bizarre set of rules about alcohol.

If the children are still awake - no booze. For any of us. Now ok, whatever, maybe some people don't like drinking in front of their kids. But it's not so much that he cares that the kids **see** the alcohol being drank, it's that the adults must remain sober in case anything happens with the kids, if there's a medical episode (3 of the 4 are special needs) or whatever. I can understand saying that at least one adult must remain sober, but no, he insists that nobody can have even one drink while the kids are still awake.

Then it gets weirder - once the kids are asleep in bed, he's more than happy if all the adults (including the eldest kid who is late teens) all get absolutely rolling drunk. Nobody has to stay sober or even tipsy - he is happiest when refilling the glasses as many times as possible. The chances of a medical episode from one of the kids is just as likely when they're sleeping as it is when they're awake, so I really don't understand that rule at all. If he's ok with ALL adults getting smashed after the kiddies' bedtime, why is it so bad for a glass of wine with dinner? The kids know we drink, they see the alcohol and understand what it is, but we can't consume a drop if their eyes are still open.

And if he's away while I visit, his wife (my friend) MUST ring him and ask permission to have a glass or two after the kids have gone to bed; and even then, he insists that both of us are under strict orders to have no more than two drinks each "just in case" something happens with the kids. Even though if he's home, it's fine for all three of us to have 5 or 8 or more ..

I don't get it. (And to be fair, I don't visit that often).

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71points

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StrangeOne 6 months ago

I think the husband is just a control freak. And possibly an alcoholic who has to be able to monitor how much of his booze is being drunk, and doesn't want to have anyone sober around to witness the contrast of his drunken state to a sober person and feel awkward being drunk alone.

106points

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#26

Had a friend growing up whose mother ran an in home day care. We weren’t allowed to talk during meals. Imagine a handful of 3-6 year olds trying to eat Mac and cheese with sliced hot dogs in silence.

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65points

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LGBTQpanda 6 months ago

Those poor toddlers. Parents can be desperate for childcare but that sounds like some terrible kiddie prison movie 😕

30points

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#27

Years ago a friend of mine started dating this girl and if you went to his place (note: she didn't live there) she insisted that you had to sit down to pee. She would listen at the door to make sure you weren't standing.

It was quite the yelling match afterwards.

Final score:

64points

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Penny Hernandez 6 months ago

I was the only female in a household with an minimum of 6 males and sometimes as many as 8 (five sons, my husband, both his brothers at one time or another, and for a couple of years, my step-father). If I had it to do over, I'd insist each and every one of them would either sit to pee or learn to clean the bathroom every day.

97points

#28

If you pee, you can use 3 squares of toilet paper. If you poop, you get 10. I found it sooo weird. My family didn’t limit our toilet paper usage.

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64points

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BLONDTROBL 6 months ago

Elimination is a fluid event, always changing, never static. Usage varies.

46points

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#29

“The Answer Is 'Yes Sir’”: 40 House Rules That Weirded Out Residents And Guests Alike The guest toothbrush.

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59points

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Aussiegirl 6 months ago

Gross

47points

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#30

I volunteered at an organic farm where it was forbidden to use toilet paper. Some volunteers used a personal rag they would wash after they wiped. I opted to improvise a portable bidet using a plastic bottle and made sure to wash my hands thoroughly afterwards all the time.

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David 6 months ago

If I required my employees to not use TP I would at least have a bidet attachment on the toilet.

46points

#31

When my friends dad went into his room and closed the door you could not disturb him for any reason whatsoever and we had to lower the volume on the TV, etc.

Maybe if we were children it'd be understandable but I was 22 at the time and my friend was 24 living at home.

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56points

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StrangeOne 6 months ago (edited)

These dads on this thread are scary.

61points

#32

“The Answer Is 'Yes Sir’”: 40 House Rules That Weirded Out Residents And Guests Alike Absolutely no petting the dog. This was at my friend's house when we were kids. No body was to pet, touch, scratch, or feed the Dog. I guess it was some kind of forbidden Dog or something. I dunno. I never understood it.

Crotch-Monster , Pauline Loroy Report

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53points

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pineapple87 6 months ago

It could also be that the dog was reactive/traumatized and this was for safety

101points

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#33

“The Answer Is 'Yes Sir’”: 40 House Rules That Weirded Out Residents And Guests Alike My old friends mom had a room in her house that NO ONE was allowed in. No significance to the room. It was the “viewing room.”

Edit: this room was all white like the majority of people with similar experiences. WHY WERE THEY ALWAYS WHITE?!

Pastor_Dale , Sieuwert Otterloo Report

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50points

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BLONDTROBL 6 months ago

The parlor, where the deceased was viewed. Long before funeral parlors came to be.

50points

#34

You could watch tv, pretty much anything, except King of the Hill. His mom “caught” us watching it (it came on after The Simpson) and her awful tone and angered look is something I will never forget. Honestly, great time otherwise.

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44points

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David 6 months ago

Kind of funny that she was okay with the Simpsons but not King of the Hill

39points

#35

“The Answer Is 'Yes Sir’”: 40 House Rules That Weirded Out Residents And Guests Alike Had a friend who kept plastic Ziploc bags on his SNES controllers. While playing.

sdss9462 , Yan Krukau Report

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42points

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StrangeOne 6 months ago

But it's not weird to put plastic bags on hotel remote controls?

15points

#36

Back in the ‘50s my friend’s mom would check every kid coming in for head lice. .

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40points

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David 6 months ago

This is not a bad rule depending on where you live / who the neighbor kids are. My grandkids got lice, bunch of money for medicated shampoo, lice combs, washing all the laundry and bedding. Then about two weeks later they visited the same family that gave them the lice - and got them AGAIN. Other mom said she had gotten rid of the lice. She hadn't. She is kind of 'hippy' (which is fine) but what wasn't fine was she used 'natural' cures to get rid of the lice - which didn't get rid of the lice. So then my daughter spends another $50 or so she didn't have to go through getting rid of them a second time. If "friend's mom" went through something like that - it would be understandable she might want to check the kids coming into her house.

64points

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#37

No talking.

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Arnold Larkins 6 months ago

WHY?!

8points

#38

A friend's family was super strict on water use. If I took a shower (which wasn't that often, but I did occasionally after a sleepover) I had to turn off the water while I washed my hair and body, and only turn it back on when I rinsed. It wasn't the worst rule ever, but dang were those showers cold as her water heater wasn't the greatest.

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36points

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winterwidow87 6 months ago (edited)

I do this regularly. Don't waste water people, it's a precious resource and it's not infinite.

44points

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#39

Was in someone's house doing some work. I was not allowed to drink soda directly out of my can. The lady provided a glass to pour it into.

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36points

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David 6 months ago

When I read stuff like this I think about a lady that was a friend of my grandmother. Family friend too I guess but she didn't have any kids my age. One day I was visiting (I think she was babysitting me for a while because it was just me and her) and she gives me a doughnut on a plate. She was shocked that I started to pick it up and eat it with my fingers and told me in no uncertain terms to use a fork. She was getting me a fork - I just didn't know it. At home a doughnut was finger food. I don't have any ill memories of her or think she was mean. She just had very different ideas than me regarding the proper way to eat a doughnut.

38points

#40

Nothing too strange, but my friends house we were always at we were NOT allowed upstairs except for rare occasions. we had to stay in the basement. granted the basement had its own entrance, bathroom, kitchen, tvs, pool table, couches.

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David 6 months ago

Probably survival for the mom / parents. Some kids really trash the place. Having a basement for them to do that is a luxury. Also, could be upstairs was not always "kid safe" Parent's booze or weed or R movie on the tv or whatever.

66points

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similarly 6 months ago

I feel like half of these sounds like things people make up just to exert some control on someone else, and the other half sound like religious extremism. Maybe that's because I used to live in the US "bible belt" at a time when sometimes my family was the ONLY family in the neighborhood (and sometimes the whole town) that didn't go to church, and while I like a lot of people in those towns, they could have some really weird ideas. Like the "don't close the door" thing was to prevent teenagers from being tempted by Satan to touch themselves.

15points

Tempest 6 months ago

This reminds me of some neighbours I had. It was a family of 5 - parents, two kids, and their grandma/caretaker living in a one bedroom house. They weren’t poor. Quite well off with two family cars. Both parents worked daily so the kids were the grandma’s responsibility. Older girl was my sister’s age. Younger boy was several years younger. The kids were absolutely feral! They were so dirty and unkempt. The boy was often left naked and the girl had lice which she passed on to my family giving us such a nightmare. When we were still new to knowing them, my parents let them into our house to play and they kept randomly opening our fridge and eating stuff without permission. All these reasons and more compelled our parents to limit our interactions with them. BTW they went to our school and stood out looking like neglected children (it was a prestigious school).

5points

Melissa Harris 6 months ago (edited)

It sounds like neglect. The grandmother wasn't (or was incapable) of caring for them and the parents allowed it. Lots of supposedly well off people live beyond their means and drive themselves into poverty. Sending two kids to a private school and having two cars for work isn't cheap. I bet they couldn't actually afford the fancy school and all their funds went into the tuition.

3points

Marnie 6 months ago (edited)

Nothing crazy, but my friend's Mom would insist that I eat everything on the plate, and worse yet drink an entire glass of milk. As I was tiny, a small eater, and also undiagnosed autistic, forcing me to do that was not just abuse (as it is of all children,) but really, really distressing, and I would refuse to stay for dinner after the first few times. Especially the milk got to me. I would go years without drinking milk. It would just disgust me for years, then I'd be okay with it again for a while. All the kids were chubby, I will add, as were the parents. A different friend's Dad finally had had enough of me one day and when I left a big glob of fat from some slab of meat I was eating on the plate, he insisted I couldn't get up until I ate that cold piece of fat. I just sat there for over two hours (outside at the picnic table) by myself. He was a scary, mean person to his kids, and I was afraid of him. Finally my friend came over and ate it for me. My parents were pretty pissed.

3points

Joy 6 months ago

My house was the weird house growing up. All the crazy rules mainly were because my younger sister is non-verbal autistic and my mom drank the religious koolaid. Every single door in the house had to be locked, (including bedrooms and bathrooms). Locks EVERYWHERE!!! (Including the sink, all cabinets, stove, refrigerator, etc). NO tv unless it's religious, PBS, or the news. NO music unless religious or classical. Bedtimes for me and my younger sister was at 7:30pm and we got locked into our room until we were let out 12 hours later. (I finally got a 8:00pm bedtime when I moved into my older sister's bedroom at 12 years old). Yeah, I didn't have many friends, lol.

1point

Melissa Harris 6 months ago

Sounds like all the locked doors were an attempt at controlling your autistic sister's wandering and possibly stop her from injuring herself or causing an accident/destruction.

-1point

Carolyn Jones 6 months ago

Had a friend in year 3/4, let's call her E. I've had two sleepovers at E's house, and numerous visits. The only weird rule I can think of is we were not allowed to have candy if we were in the backyard. (All other types of food were okay)

1point

Jack Burton 6 months ago

Some on this list is clear child abuse

1point

Will Cable 6 months ago

When people say "make yourself feel at home"...if that was the case I'd be in their bed wishing I'd stayed at home.

1point

ƒιѕн 6 months ago

I'm thinking some of these might just be made up... it did come from reddit.

1point

Mark Kelly 6 months ago

Glad my parents are sane and had no weird rules

0points

SDLT010 6 months ago

Some of these comments are f*cking hilarious though. Calzone.

0points

Lyone Fein 6 months ago

Crazy people should not have children.

0points

talliloo 6 months ago

i didn't have a lot of rules for my only child, a son. since i knew that some of the parents of his friends didn't supervise the teens much i also preferred to have them hang out at our house. the rules consisted of no grab-assing so no breaking of things; no smoking/drinking, etc. if overnight inside curfew but could stay up as late as they wanted but don't break the sound barrier. then, one silly rule-just to see if they would do it. no pierced earrings if you had a penis. i really didn't care but i was funny to see them all walk into the house w/some taking their earrings out. over the years only one kid broke a rule (took a beer). banned from house. felt bad bc i liked him but i couldn't let it slide. his mom even to ask if i would relent but i couldn't. my son could still hang out with him but not come into house.

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similarly 6 months ago

15points

Tempest 6 months ago

5points

Melissa Harris 6 months ago (edited)

3points

Marnie 6 months ago (edited)

3points

Joy 6 months ago

1point

Melissa Harris 6 months ago

Sounds like all the locked doors were an attempt at controlling your autistic sister's wandering and possibly stop her from injuring herself or causing an accident/destruction.

-1point