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You never know where miscellaneous corners of the internet, like Craigslist, will take you. Because there’s nothing sacred when humans are putting the ads out there. You may as well sell your soul to the devil.

Thanks to the boldly named subreddit “r/CrackheadCraigslist,” we now can get the real scope of weirdness going behind the seemingly innocent practice of selling your stuff for cash online. From a Trump voodoo doll made of flaming hot Cheetos to toilet paper seeds, there’s virtually nothing you couldn’t buy. Let’s take a look at some of the most bizarre ads down below that will make us question either (or both) what these people were thinkin’ and what the heck is it.

For those who’ve traveled the Craigslist jungles already and know very well what to expect, check out our previous list of the funniest and strangest Craigslist ads. And hit up the 30 delusional sellers on internet marketplaces right here.

#1

Saw This On Ebay, Thought It Belonged Here.

Saw This On Ebay, Thought It Belonged Here.

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#2

The Best One Liner.

The Best One Liner.

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#3

Some Assembly Required

Some Assembly Required

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Bored Panda contacted the r/CrackheadCraigslist moderator Susan, known by the name siouxsie_siouxv2 on Reddit. Susan told us that the subreddit was created almost exactly three years ago, but only recently it took off. “Our users mainly intersect with r/trashy and r/delusionalartists, so as those subreddits grow, so does this one."

Susan came with the idea for this subreddit randomly. “I was talking to my r/dankmemes friends-moderators after seeing this post and this one on Twitter.”

There were many super bizarre craigslist ads posted on the Crackhead Craigslist subreddit, but some were funnier than others. “My personal favorites are the half eaten bottles of condiments. But my all time favorite post is this one, from a lost redditor,” said Susan.

#4

A Bargain If You Ask Me

A Bargain If You Ask Me

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#5

Damn You, Coronavirus.

Damn You, Coronavirus.

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#6

Fake Wasp Nest

Fake Wasp Nest

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The subreddit r/CrackheadCraigslist was created back in 2017 and now has 315K members. Among many odd objects that have appeared on it, some of the most upvoted ones include the door ram left by a SWAT team for $40, a fake wasp nest for $30, and a pet lobster for $50. The community describes itself as a place for sharing “half-eaten bag of Doritos for $2,” but the cases show it gets more bizarre than that.

#7

Selling My Pet Lobster. Do Not Under Any Circumstances Play Him Johnny Cash

Selling My Pet Lobster. Do Not Under Any Circumstances Play Him Johnny Cash

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#8

Who Wants Some Good Ol Sweater Traction

Who Wants Some Good Ol Sweater Traction

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#9

It’s A Me?

It’s A Me?

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Plenty of weird things are put up for sale every day. eBay has announced a list of the 20 weirdest things ever sold and it goes beyond that. There was a jar with a ghost in it put up for auction that got sold for $55,000 after numerous bids. Unsurprisingly, the buyer didn’t pay for the item in the end.

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In 2000, a man discovered the meaning of life and put it up for sale for only $3.26. There was also a woman who sold a piece of bubble gum spat right out of Britney Spears’s mouth. The winning bid was $14,000. Meanwhile, a man named Andrew from Nebraska auctioned off his forehead as ad space. He said he would get a permanent brand name or logo tattooed on his head. The snore remedy “SnoreStop” won the auction and Andrew was to be paid $37,375.

#10

In Iowa

In Iowa

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#11

Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions

Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions

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#12

No Words Necessary

No Words Necessary

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#13

This Beautiful Thing

This Beautiful Thing

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#14

For Someone Who Already Has Everything.

For Someone Who Already Has Everything.

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#15

Perfectly Balanced...

Perfectly Balanced...

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#16

MacBook Pro Minor Blemishes

MacBook Pro Minor Blemishes

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#17

It’s A Short Range Fighter, So It Won’t Get You Out Of The Milky Way, But...

It’s A Short Range Fighter, So It Won’t Get You Out Of The Milky Way, But...

Gniphe Report

#18

I’d Get Punched In The Face For $250 Ngl

I’d Get Punched In The Face For $250 Ngl

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#19

A Good Deal

A Good Deal

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#20

The Item Is Perfectly Nice, But The Title Is An Interesting Way To Describe This Item

The Item Is Perfectly Nice, But The Title Is An Interesting Way To Describe This Item

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#21

Not Having This Thing In My House.

Not Having This Thing In My House.

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#22

Nice Ponch

Nice Ponch

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#23

Found On Fb Marketplace Does This Count?

Found On Fb Marketplace Does This Count?

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#24

Keep Louisville Weird

Keep Louisville Weird

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#25

A Smart Investment, If You Ask Me

A Smart Investment, If You Ask Me

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#26

Giant Airpod

Giant Airpod

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#27

The Content Of The Post More Than The Actual Listed Item...

The Content Of The Post More Than The Actual Listed Item...

Sir_Q_L8 Report

#28

Nice Ass Lamp

Nice Ass Lamp

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#29

Found This Gem On Facebook Marketplace

Found This Gem On Facebook Marketplace

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#30

Found This On My Local Classifieds

Found This On My Local Classifieds

Strafe_Stopper Report

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#31

How Could You Refuse?

How Could You Refuse?

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#32

Thought The Post Was Good Until I Saw The Last Sentence. Now It's Amazing.

Thought The Post Was Good Until I Saw The Last Sentence. Now It's Amazing.

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#33

Finally Found One In The Wild (Actually Thinking About Buying It Because Why Not)

Finally Found One In The Wild (Actually Thinking About Buying It Because Why Not)

Flaccid_Toenail Report

#34

Great For Yoga!

Great For Yoga!

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#35

I... Think I'll Pass.

I... Think I'll Pass.

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#36

Don’t Know What To Feel About This

Don’t Know What To Feel About This

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#37

Walmart Zebra

Walmart Zebra

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#38

Take Your Strippers Muddin’ Boys!

Take Your Strippers Muddin’ Boys!

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#39

Imagine The Sheer Power Of This Absolute Unit

Imagine The Sheer Power Of This Absolute Unit

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#40

Lasanga

Lasanga

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#41

What.

What.

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#42

Now That's A Steal!

Now That's A Steal!

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#43

Old School Peloton

Old School Peloton

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#44

"Some Small Marks But Barely Visible"

"Some Small Marks But Barely Visible"

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#45

15 Dollars, Hell Yeah

15 Dollars, Hell Yeah

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#46

Valuable Disney Memorabilia

Valuable Disney Memorabilia

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#47

It Demands A Sacrifice. Make An Offer.

It Demands A Sacrifice. Make An Offer.

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#48

Was Looking For A New Truck To Buy.

Was Looking For A New Truck To Buy.

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#49

Teddy...

Teddy...

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#50

Like New Mattress!

Like New Mattress!

Yankee_tea Report

#51

For Sale: 50 Foot D**k

For Sale: 50 Foot D**k

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Truth Monster
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well, at least they're not removing their 50 foot d**k. that would be a tragedy

Wolfowl
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And if you believe that, then I have a bridge to sell you!

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#52

Practically Identical!

Practically Identical!

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#53

Death Fan

Death Fan

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#54

"Fuck You Up"

"Fuck You Up"

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#55

Shiny Red Dress..

Shiny Red Dress..

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#56

Hmm...

Hmm...

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#57

Alcoholics Are Getting Rid Of The Evidence In Creative Ways During These Trying Times

Alcoholics Are Getting Rid Of The Evidence In Creative Ways During These Trying Times

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#58

Those Are Lovely Sandals.

Those Are Lovely Sandals.

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#59

Pre-Order Now!

Pre-Order Now!

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#60

How Do You Even Obtain This...

How Do You Even Obtain This...

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#61

Dog Bike

Dog Bike

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#62

Not Super Cold

Not Super Cold

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#63

Yoy Know, Just Some Pregnant Chickens Nothing Strange At

Yoy Know, Just Some Pregnant Chickens Nothing Strange At

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#64

They Look Like They're In Great Condition

They Look Like They're In Great Condition

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#65

"I Stole The Hole Stack Of These From Walmart."

"I Stole The Hole Stack Of These From Walmart."

Decaopik Report

#66

Found One Today

Found One Today

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#67

Tiger King Condom

Tiger King Condom

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#68

We Live In A Society

We Live In A Society

FinnyStarryLB95 Report

#69

Killer Gaming Chair

Killer Gaming Chair

reed85 Report

#70

McDonald's Hotcake Syrup - Great For On The Go Meals!

McDonald's Hotcake Syrup - Great For On The Go Meals!

freestyle-scientist Report

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#71

This Post Was Such A Rollercoaster

This Post Was Such A Rollercoaster

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#72

Minecraft No Brim

Minecraft No Brim

Mason12075 Report

#73

Poster Is Defending His Ps2 Pencils In The Comments, Saying One Lady Is An "Uneducated Woman" For Questioning The Value.

Poster Is Defending His Ps2 Pencils In The Comments, Saying One Lady Is An "Uneducated Woman" For Questioning The Value.

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#74

That’s A Big Nug Right There

That’s A Big Nug Right There

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#75

Not Craigslist But Ebay 1.288 Million For A Nerf Gun

Not Craigslist But Ebay 1.288 Million For A Nerf Gun

T-H-I-C-C-B-E-A-N-69 Report

#76

Why...

Why...

Swertrich Report

#77

(Box Only)

(Box Only)

Hinity Report

#78

“Photography Mannequin”

“Photography Mannequin”

jockheroic Report

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#79

How The Hell Do You Squeeze That Into That?

How The Hell Do You Squeeze That Into That?

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#80

Ah Yes, Who Wouldn't Want To Buy A Used Toothbrush?

Ah Yes, Who Wouldn't Want To Buy A Used Toothbrush?

RoxyHjarta Report

#81

Shopping Carts For Sale!

Shopping Carts For Sale!

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#82

Frog, In Bag.

Frog, In Bag.

BrendanSimkins Report

#83

Numb Chucks

Numb Chucks

DM_ME_SNOOTS Report