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You never know where miscellaneous corners of the internet, like Craigslist, will take you. Because there’s nothing sacred when humans are putting the ads out there. You may as well sell your soul to the devil.

Thanks to the boldly named subreddit “r/CrackheadCraigslist,” we now can get the real scope of weirdness going behind the seemingly innocent practice of selling your stuff for cash online. From a Trump voodoo doll made of flaming hot Cheetos to toilet paper seeds, there’s virtually nothing you couldn’t buy. Let’s take a look at some of the most bizarre ads down below that will make us question either (or both) what these people were thinkin’ and what the heck is it.

For those who’ve traveled the Craigslist jungles already and know very well what to expect, check out our previous list of the funniest and strangest Craigslist ads. And hit up the 30 delusional sellers on internet marketplaces right here.

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    Bored Panda contacted the r/CrackheadCraigslist moderator Susan, known by the name siouxsie_siouxv2 on Reddit. Susan told us that the subreddit was created almost exactly three years ago, but only recently it took off. “Our users mainly intersect with r/trashy and r/delusionalartists, so as those subreddits grow, so does this one."

    Susan came with the idea for this subreddit randomly. “I was talking to my r/dankmemes friends-moderators after seeing this post and this one on Twitter.”

    There were many super bizarre craigslist ads posted on the Crackhead Craigslist subreddit, but some were funnier than others. “My personal favorites are the half eaten bottles of condiments. But my all time favorite post is this one, from a lost redditor,” said Susan.

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    A Bargain If You Ask Me

    A Bargain If You Ask Me

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    Fake Wasp Nest

    Fake Wasp Nest

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    Karin Jansen
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whuuut? Why not spend the 30 dollars for this fake wasps nest on the electricity bill? Might work better.

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    The subreddit r/CrackheadCraigslist was created back in 2017 and now has 315K members. Among many odd objects that have appeared on it, some of the most upvoted ones include the door ram left by a SWAT team for $40, a fake wasp nest for $30, and a pet lobster for $50. The community describes itself as a place for sharing “half-eaten bag of Doritos for $2,” but the cases show it gets more bizarre than that.

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    Selling My Pet Lobster. Do Not Under Any Circumstances Play Him Johnny Cash

    Selling My Pet Lobster. Do Not Under Any Circumstances Play Him Johnny Cash

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    Who Wants Some Good Ol Sweater Traction

    Who Wants Some Good Ol Sweater Traction

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    Plenty of weird things are put up for sale every day. eBay has announced a list of the 20 weirdest things ever sold and it goes beyond that. There was a jar with a ghost in it put up for auction that got sold for $55,000 after numerous bids. Unsurprisingly, the buyer didn’t pay for the item in the end.

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    In 2000, a man discovered the meaning of life and put it up for sale for only $3.26. There was also a woman who sold a piece of bubble gum spat right out of Britney Spears’s mouth. The winning bid was $14,000. Meanwhile, a man named Andrew from Nebraska auctioned off his forehead as ad space. He said he would get a permanent brand name or logo tattooed on his head. The snore remedy “SnoreStop” won the auction and Andrew was to be paid $37,375.

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    This Beautiful Thing

    This Beautiful Thing

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    I Just Changed My Name
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh heavens can't imagine what it's like to receive bday/Christmas gifts from you lol

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    #14

    For Someone Who Already Has Everything.

    For Someone Who Already Has Everything.

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    #15

    Perfectly Balanced...

    Perfectly Balanced...

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    #16

    MacBook Pro Minor Blemishes

    MacBook Pro Minor Blemishes

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    Lasagne I
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeh just minor blemishes happened when the swat team came in thru my door..

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    #17

    It’s A Short Range Fighter, So It Won’t Get You Out Of The Milky Way, But...

    It’s A Short Range Fighter, So It Won’t Get You Out Of The Milky Way, But...

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would make an amazing project for someone though. Imagine having your own Tie Fighter play house / vehicle in your back garden.

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    #18

    I’d Get Punched In The Face For $250 Ngl

    I’d Get Punched In The Face For $250 Ngl

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    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I'd pay to punch him. Does it cost more or less if he lets himself get decked by a 'girl' to impress her s/o?

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    #20

    The Item Is Perfectly Nice, But The Title Is An Interesting Way To Describe This Item

    The Item Is Perfectly Nice, But The Title Is An Interesting Way To Describe This Item

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    Not Having This Thing In My House.

    Not Having This Thing In My House.

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    Electric Ed
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Human sized hamster wheel - ok. But 50lbs of shredded newspaper just begs for an explanation!

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    #23

    Found On Fb Marketplace Does This Count?

    Found On Fb Marketplace Does This Count?

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    La Petite Morte
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, in no possible way could that not be exactly what the seller says it is! Take my money!!

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    #26

    Giant Airpod

    Giant Airpod

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    The Content Of The Post More Than The Actual Listed Item...

    The Content Of The Post More Than The Actual Listed Item...

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    spirit wolf
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a joke right??? RIGHT??? I mean I'd have to euthanize that son if I had one who does that. That's just NASTY!! Seriously though, it is a joke right????

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    #28

    Nice Ass Lamp

    Nice Ass Lamp

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    La Petite Morte
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I read the title I was honestly expecting a lamp with fake buttcheeks attached to the shade or something. I'm kind of disappointed...

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    #29

    Found This Gem On Facebook Marketplace

    Found This Gem On Facebook Marketplace

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    Max Han
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can zoom around stores without worrying about someone beating you to the tp

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    Found This On My Local Classifieds

    Found This On My Local Classifieds

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    Jon S.
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a classic. In the UK there is a saying "stick a banana on it" when you want to sell something illegal or tax-free. You sell a very expensive banana instead, and the 'real' product comes as a free gift with it. I've not seen anyone do it recently. I presume there is an updated ebay equivalent.

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    #31

    How Could You Refuse?

    How Could You Refuse?

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    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd buy the Weeping Angel, though. Have a few neighbours that I would love to have taken out of time...

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    #32

    Thought The Post Was Good Until I Saw The Last Sentence. Now It's Amazing.

    Thought The Post Was Good Until I Saw The Last Sentence. Now It's Amazing.

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    Tami Bridges
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tiny. Baby. Jesus. "If you want to stay and do some blow and watch Netflix, that's up to you" I need to be on Craigslist asap lol.

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    #33

    Finally Found One In The Wild (Actually Thinking About Buying It Because Why Not)

    Finally Found One In The Wild (Actually Thinking About Buying It Because Why Not)

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    Great For Yoga!

    Great For Yoga!

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    #39

    Imagine The Sheer Power Of This Absolute Unit

    Imagine The Sheer Power Of This Absolute Unit

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    What.

    What.

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    "Some Small Marks But Barely Visible"

    "Some Small Marks But Barely Visible"

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    Cindy Stephan
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have also added from a pet free home to go along with the barely visible mark's 😎

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    #45

    15 Dollars, Hell Yeah

    15 Dollars, Hell Yeah

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    Valuable Disney Memorabilia

    Valuable Disney Memorabilia

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    Oskar vanZandt
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was in its original, sealed package and never used, I could see it selling for $50.

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    #47

    It Demands A Sacrifice. Make An Offer.

    It Demands A Sacrifice. Make An Offer.

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    Francis
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the mother of the "poop in the shower" son should sacrifice him to please the mighty fire minion :D

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    #48

    Was Looking For A New Truck To Buy.

    Was Looking For A New Truck To Buy.

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    Teddy...

    Teddy...

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    La Petite Morte
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That can't have been easy to sew, tbh. I'm kinda impressed...terrified... intrigued.... terrified...

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    #51

    For Sale: 50 Foot D**k

    For Sale: 50 Foot D**k

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    #55

    Shiny Red Dress..

    Shiny Red Dress..

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    Megzymonsta
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly this post is the creepiest so far. Where's the owner of the dress?!?

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    #56

    Hmm...

    Hmm...

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    Alcoholics Are Getting Rid Of The Evidence In Creative Ways During These Trying Times

    Alcoholics Are Getting Rid Of The Evidence In Creative Ways During These Trying Times

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    #58

    Those Are Lovely Sandals.

    Those Are Lovely Sandals.

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    Katherine Boag
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, putting your hand in there will stop the foot fetishists... maybe?

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    #59

    Pre-Order Now!

    Pre-Order Now!

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    Jo Choto
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that the breakfast hand also appears to be giving a hand job to a sausage make it even less appealing.

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    #60

    How Do You Even Obtain This...

    How Do You Even Obtain This...

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    Anna McHugh
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a tiny house, or you know, like, basement 'cozy room' for the blonde hitchhiker you picked up on MurderDeath Highway

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    #61

    Dog Bike

    Dog Bike

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    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh gawds no... some dumbass will think it's okay to put their child on that :( poor puppers

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    #62

    Not Super Cold

    Not Super Cold

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    #63

    Yoy Know, Just Some Pregnant Chickens Nothing Strange At

    Yoy Know, Just Some Pregnant Chickens Nothing Strange At

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    cassiushumanmother
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "one recently impregnated, i love them..." last sentence is masterful.

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    #64

    They Look Like They're In Great Condition

    They Look Like They're In Great Condition

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sell them as rustique cylindrical cast iron flower pots and make $300 for the set.

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    #65

    "I Stole The Hole Stack Of These From Walmart."

    "I Stole The Hole Stack Of These From Walmart."

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    Tiger King Condom

    Tiger King Condom

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah because that’s really who you want to be thinking of when doing the deed.

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    #69

    Killer Gaming Chair

    Killer Gaming Chair

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    McDonald's Hotcake Syrup - Great For On The Go Meals!

    McDonald's Hotcake Syrup - Great For On The Go Meals!

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    #71

    This Post Was Such A Rollercoaster

    This Post Was Such A Rollercoaster

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    Poster Is Defending His Ps2 Pencils In The Comments, Saying One Lady Is An "Uneducated Woman" For Questioning The Value.

    Poster Is Defending His Ps2 Pencils In The Comments, Saying One Lady Is An "Uneducated Woman" For Questioning The Value.

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    #75

    Not Craigslist But Ebay 1.288 Million For A Nerf Gun

    Not Craigslist But Ebay 1.288 Million For A Nerf Gun

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    Why...

    Why...

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    Anne
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seller should contact a hospital.. I'm sure she can get more than 2 a bag

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    #78

    “Photography Mannequin”

    “Photography Mannequin”

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    #79

    How The Hell Do You Squeeze That Into That?

    How The Hell Do You Squeeze That Into That?

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    Numb Chucks

    Numb Chucks

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    Oskar vanZandt
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to beat whoever made those around the head HARD with those nunchucks! (and then bury them) Another pet peeve of mine- animal parts being made into souvenirs etc.

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