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#2

The Best One Liner.

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225points

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Francis 4 years ago

and this is how i met your mother :D

144points

#3

Some Assembly Required

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217points

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Francis 4 years ago

for puzzle loving people :D

71points

Bored Panda contacted the r/CrackheadCraigslist moderator Susan, known by the name siouxsie_siouxv2 on Reddit. Susan told us that the subreddit was created almost exactly three years ago, but only recently it took off. “Our users mainly intersect with r/trashy and r/delusionalartists, so as those subreddits grow, so does this one."

Susan came with the idea for this subreddit randomly. “I was talking to my r/dankmemes friends-moderators after seeing this post and this one on Twitter.”

There were many super bizarre craigslist ads posted on the Crackhead Craigslist subreddit, but some were funnier than others. “My personal favorites are the half eaten bottles of condiments. But my all time favorite post is this one, from a lost redditor,” said Susan.

#4

A Bargain If You Ask Me

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215points

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Lasagne I 4 years ago

i want to know what happened that afternooon

120points

#5

Damn You, Coronavirus.

Final score:

196points

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Sabse 4 years ago

It is very creative 😄

58points

#6

Fake Wasp Nest

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180points

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Karin Jansen 4 years ago

Whuuut? Why not spend the 30 dollars for this fake wasps nest on the electricity bill? Might work better.

5points

The subreddit r/CrackheadCraigslist was created back in 2017 and now has 315K members. Among many odd objects that have appeared on it, some of the most upvoted ones include the door ram left by a SWAT team for $40, a fake wasp nest for $30, and a pet lobster for $50. The community describes itself as a place for sharing “half-eaten bag of Doritos for $2,” but the cases show it gets more bizarre than that.

#7

Selling My Pet Lobster. Do Not Under Any Circumstances Play Him Johnny Cash

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170points

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Rabbit Carrot 4 years ago

Just don’t give it a hot bath.

92points

#8

Who Wants Some Good Ol Sweater Traction

Final score:

159points

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Fish Boden 4 years ago

I genuinely think this is pretty cool.

135points

#9

It’s A Me?

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155points

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Wolfowl 4 years ago

What about Luigi milk?

35points

Plenty of weird things are put up for sale every day. eBay has announced a list of the 20 weirdest things ever sold and it goes beyond that. There was a jar with a ghost in it put up for auction that got sold for $55,000 after numerous bids. Unsurprisingly, the buyer didn’t pay for the item in the end.

In 2000, a man discovered the meaning of life and put it up for sale for only $3.26. There was also a woman who sold a piece of bubble gum spat right out of Britney Spears’s mouth. The winning bid was $14,000. Meanwhile, a man named Andrew from Nebraska auctioned off his forehead as ad space. He said he would get a permanent brand name or logo tattooed on his head. The snore remedy “SnoreStop” won the auction and Andrew was to be paid $37,375.

#10

In Iowa

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141points

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La Petite Morte 4 years ago

Gotta admire the dedication to the lie.

61points

#11

Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions

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133points

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Oskar vanZandt 4 years ago

Mad Max on a budget...

59points

#12

No Words Necessary

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126points

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Pensive 4 years ago

Looks like fun! What could possibly go wrong?

56points

#13

This Beautiful Thing

Final score:

126points

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I Just Changed My Name 4 years ago

Oh heavens can't imagine what it's like to receive bday/Christmas gifts from you lol

37points

#14

For Someone Who Already Has Everything.

Final score:

121points

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Francis 4 years ago

very creativ, but a bit overpriced :D

68points

#15

Perfectly Balanced...

Final score:

120points

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Francis 4 years ago (edited)

yes i laughed very hard :D

30points

#16

MacBook Pro Minor Blemishes

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118points

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Lasagne I 4 years ago

yeh just minor blemishes happened when the swat team came in thru my door..

123points

#17

It’s A Short Range Fighter, So It Won’t Get You Out Of The Milky Way, But...

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118points

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Rabbit Carrot 4 years ago (edited)

This would make an amazing project for someone though. Imagine having your own Tie Fighter play house / vehicle in your back garden.

56points

#18

I’d Get Punched In The Face For $250 Ngl

Final score:

117points

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Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

Well, I'd pay to punch him. Does it cost more or less if he lets himself get decked by a 'girl' to impress her s/o?

52points

#19

A Good Deal

Final score:

114points

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Francis 4 years ago

7 bids for no yankee with no brim? :D LOL

64points

#20

The Item Is Perfectly Nice, But The Title Is An Interesting Way To Describe This Item

Final score:

112points

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Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago

Why is everyone getting downvoted?

30points

#21

Not Having This Thing In My House.

Final score:

108points

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Electric Ed 4 years ago

Human sized hamster wheel - ok. But 50lbs of shredded newspaper just begs for an explanation!

43points

#22

Nice Ponch

Final score:

100points

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Sabse 4 years ago

What a salesman!

33points

#23

Found On Fb Marketplace Does This Count?

Final score:

96points

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La Petite Morte 4 years ago

Wow, in no possible way could that not be exactly what the seller says it is! Take my money!!

41points

#24

Keep Louisville Weird

Final score:

93points

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I Just Changed My Name 4 years ago

My fellow Kentuckian, you make me proud to be one!

24points

#25

A Smart Investment, If You Ask Me

Final score:

92points

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Sabse 4 years ago

Bad Karma included

82points

Jace 4 years ago

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Megan Ten Broeke 4 years ago

Even if this wasn't a joke, it seems like there are ways to scam money that don't involve standing out in the cold for hours, having strangers awkwardly avoid eye contact with you.

11points

Emperor Kitten 4 years ago

No more of a scam than the really Salvation Army

7points

Rabbit Carrot 4 years ago (edited)

Pretty sure charity fraud is illegal (certainly in the U.K.).

6points

Thenatural 4 years ago

Even in legitimate hands this is a complete scam

5points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

$100 and what fraction of your soul?

4points

Kalavathi Krishnakumar 4 years ago

Oohh yes I would love to buy this bucket, scam people out of their money, and then use up all of that money to get a lawyer and to pay court fees and pay fines for misleading advertisment and then go to jail. Where do I sign up?

4points

Truth Monster 4 years ago

Use this to Win a Free Vacation courtesy of the Justice System!

3points

Lana Gramlich 4 years ago

Apparently no one can take a joke...

2points

Oskar vanZandt 4 years ago

And yet, there are people who commit charity fraud of a similar nature every year... or just steal the charity boxes off counters in shops.

2points

Jo Choto 4 years ago

Ooh, that's naughty.

2points

Peter Chee 4 years ago

How did you get this.....?

2points

Stannous Flouride 4 years ago

Do you have the original tambourine that came with it? Without that it's not a collectable.

1point

Al Reilly 4 years ago

Cruel Joke!!

0points

Allan Breum 4 years ago

Considering that the SA are racist homophobes that give very little of what they earn to charity (The rest goes to "administration" costs", I can't see a problem with this. The charity would just go to one recipient, but it would be 100%. :P

0points

Kristy Holmes 4 years ago

Dude that’s f*****g funny. If it wasn’t so morally disgusting I would totally buy this for 💯! You know who could use this?! TRUMP! He has no issues with stealing from charities!

0points

backatya 4 years ago

So that's why those guys freeze their asses out in Dec. They pocket the doe

0points

Michele Clarke 4 years ago

OMG!!!

0points

Brandon Sergent 4 years ago

Better paying some random scammer than a bunch of bigots. Citation: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/the-salvation-armys-histo_b_4422938

0points

Steven Meyer 4 years ago

Even if it is stolen

0points

Master Markus 4 years ago

That's a s****y thing to do, but better the money go to some rando than the actual Salvation Army.

0points

#26

Giant Airpod

Final score:

88points

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Kalavathi Krishnakumar 4 years ago

Ah yes I will bathe in the music of souls longing for freedom.

24points

#27

The Content Of The Post More Than The Actual Listed Item...

Final score:

87points

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spirit wolf 4 years ago

This is a joke right??? RIGHT??? I mean I'd have to euthanize that son if I had one who does that. That's just NASTY!! Seriously though, it is a joke right????

98points

#28

Nice Ass Lamp

Final score:

79points

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La Petite Morte 4 years ago

When I read the title I was honestly expecting a lamp with fake buttcheeks attached to the shade or something. I'm kind of disappointed...

70points

#29

Found This Gem On Facebook Marketplace

Final score:

75points

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Max Han 4 years ago

You can zoom around stores without worrying about someone beating you to the tp

38points

#30

Found This On My Local Classifieds

Final score:

73points

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Jon S. 4 years ago (edited)

This is a classic. In the UK there is a saying "stick a banana on it" when you want to sell something illegal or tax-free. You sell a very expensive banana instead, and the 'real' product comes as a free gift with it. I've not seen anyone do it recently. I presume there is an updated ebay equivalent.

59points

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#31

How Could You Refuse?

Final score:

27points

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Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

I'd buy the Weeping Angel, though. Have a few neighbours that I would love to have taken out of time...

15points

#32

Thought The Post Was Good Until I Saw The Last Sentence. Now It's Amazing.

Final score:

26points

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Tami Bridges 4 years ago

Tiny. Baby. Jesus. "If you want to stay and do some blow and watch Netflix, that's up to you" I need to be on Craigslist asap lol.

14points

#33

Finally Found One In The Wild (Actually Thinking About Buying It Because Why Not)

Final score:

25points

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Francis 4 years ago

best description ever

12points

#34

Great For Yoga!

Final score:

25points

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Vicky Zar 4 years ago

There are some things you should really buy new...

35points

#35

I... Think I'll Pass.

Final score:

25points

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Oskar vanZandt 4 years ago

No problem... just bleach the h*ll out of it.

8points

#36

Don’t Know What To Feel About This

Final score:

24points

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David Jeu 4 years ago

That is sad..

11points

#37

Walmart Zebra

Final score:

23points

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Truth Monster 4 years ago

Someone actually stole one....lol.

14points

#38

Take Your Strippers Muddin’ Boys!

Final score:

22points

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Rabbit Carrot 4 years ago

Not while it’s moving I hope!

3points

#39

Imagine The Sheer Power Of This Absolute Unit

Final score:

20points

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martin Phiri 4 years ago

Curious to know what it actually is...

4points

#40

Lasanga

Final score:

19points

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La Petite Morte 4 years ago

Is that the name of the baby or what led to the baby?

12points

#41

What.

Final score:

18points

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Rabbit Carrot 4 years ago

Great for settling arguments over who’s go it is next.

9points

#42

Now That's A Steal!

Final score:

18points

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Guy MacGregor 4 years ago

This is actually pretty smart

9points

#43

Old School Peloton

Final score:

18points

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Michelle C 4 years ago

Ha!

2points

#44

"Some Small Marks But Barely Visible"

Final score:

18points

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Cindy Stephan 4 years ago

Should have also added from a pet free home to go along with the barely visible mark's 😎

12points

#45

15 Dollars, Hell Yeah

Final score:

17points

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Francis 4 years ago

everything is a d*ldo if you're brave enough...

24points

#46

Valuable Disney Memorabilia

Final score:

17points

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Oskar vanZandt 4 years ago

If it was in its original, sealed package and never used, I could see it selling for $50.

7points

#47

It Demands A Sacrifice. Make An Offer.

Final score:

17points

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Francis 4 years ago

the mother of the "poop in the shower" son should sacrifice him to please the mighty fire minion :D

15points

#48

Was Looking For A New Truck To Buy.

Final score:

17points

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suramura 4 years ago

the driver's seat is a killer. literally.

0points

#49

Teddy...

Final score:

17points

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La Petite Morte 4 years ago (edited)

That can't have been easy to sew, tbh. I'm kinda impressed...terrified... intrigued.... terrified...

36points

#50

Like New Mattress!

Final score:

17points

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Lemon Garnished Potato 4 years ago

was someone mURDERED on that thing?!

26points

#51

For Sale: 50 Foot D**k

Final score:

15points

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Truth Monster 4 years ago

well, at least they're not removing their 50 foot d**k. that would be a tragedy

9points

#52

Practically Identical!

Final score:

15points

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Mainecoonsandhuskies 4 years ago

A FRICKING JELLYBEAN

9points

#53

Death Fan

Final score:

14points

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Xavier Elsner 4 years ago

giant ninja star

9points

#54

"Fuck You Up"

Final score:

14points

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Mainecoonsandhuskies 4 years ago

wheres the rust

11points

#55

Shiny Red Dress..

Final score:

14points

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Megzymonsta 4 years ago

Honestly this post is the creepiest so far. Where's the owner of the dress?!?

3points

#56

Hmm...

Final score:

13points

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Mainecoonsandhuskies 4 years ago

the missing piece of the puzzle its better if its two different people

6points

#57

Alcoholics Are Getting Rid Of The Evidence In Creative Ways During These Trying Times

Final score:

13points

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Mainecoonsandhuskies 4 years ago

sure not suspicious

4points

#58

Those Are Lovely Sandals.

Final score:

13points

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Katherine Boag 4 years ago

I mean, putting your hand in there will stop the foot fetishists... maybe?

10points

#59

Pre-Order Now!

Final score:

13points

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Jo Choto 4 years ago

The fact that the breakfast hand also appears to be giving a hand job to a sausage make it even less appealing.

16points

#60

How Do You Even Obtain This...

Final score:

12points

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Anna McHugh 4 years ago

For a tiny house, or you know, like, basement 'cozy room' for the blonde hitchhiker you picked up on MurderDeath Highway

14points

#61

Dog Bike

Final score:

12points

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Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 4 years ago

Oh gawds no... some dumbass will think it's okay to put their child on that :( poor puppers

18points

#62

Not Super Cold

Final score:

12points

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Mainecoonsandhuskies 4 years ago

dont think that the guy is ready to part with it just yet

14points

#63

Yoy Know, Just Some Pregnant Chickens Nothing Strange At

Final score:

11points

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cassiushumanmother 4 years ago

The "one recently impregnated, i love them..." last sentence is masterful.

11points

#64

They Look Like They're In Great Condition

Final score:

11points

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Sell them as rustique cylindrical cast iron flower pots and make $300 for the set.

10points

#65

"I Stole The Hole Stack Of These From Walmart."

Final score:

10points

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Dave In MD 4 years ago

These things don't work till they activated at check out.

16points

#66

Found One Today

Final score:

10points

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Mainecoonsandhuskies 4 years ago

the guys face int the third pic tho

12points

#67

Tiger King Condom

Final score:

10points

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Rabbit Carrot 4 years ago

Yeah because that’s really who you want to be thinking of when doing the deed.

6points

#68

We Live In A Society

Final score:

9points

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Wolfowl 4 years ago

*Howdy! I'm FLOWEY! FLOWEY the FLOWER!

6points

#69

Killer Gaming Chair

Final score:

9points

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Peter Chee 4 years ago

When they say killer, they mean killer.... My eyes!

9points

#70

McDonald's Hotcake Syrup - Great For On The Go Meals!

Final score:

9points

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BeazleBug 4 years ago

Worthless...ain't Schezuan sauce...

8points

#71

This Post Was Such A Rollercoaster

Final score:

9points

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Oskar vanZandt 4 years ago

Half way through I'd forgotten what the ad was for...

9points

#72

Minecraft No Brim

Final score:

9points

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Chris DiFonso 4 years ago

Well, since it's "Extra Rare"...

4points

#73

Poster Is Defending His Ps2 Pencils In The Comments, Saying One Lady Is An "Uneducated Woman" For Questioning The Value.

Final score:

8points

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elia 84631 4 years ago

Good for collectors

1point

#74

That’s A Big Nug Right There

Final score:

8points

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Mainecoonsandhuskies 4 years ago

ive seen bigger

6points

#75

Not Craigslist But Ebay 1.288 Million For A Nerf Gun

Final score:

8points

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Oskar vanZandt 4 years ago

You could buy a whole armoury's worth of AR15s and ammo for that price.

4points

#76

Why...

Final score:

8points

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Anne 4 years ago

This seller should contact a hospital.. I'm sure she can get more than 2 a bag

21points

#77

(Box Only)

Final score:

7points

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Mainecoonsandhuskies 4 years ago

for pranks probably

8points

#78

“Photography Mannequin”

Final score:

6points

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Alina 4 years ago

When are we going to stop calling beige fleshtone? Just sayin'...

12points

#79

How The Hell Do You Squeeze That Into That?

Final score:

6points

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Sterrinatu 4 years ago

Bad a*s and 99 neon should never be in a sentence together.

8points

#80

Ah Yes, Who Wouldn't Want To Buy A Used Toothbrush?

Final score:

6points

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Mainecoonsandhuskies 4 years ago

WHO WOULD EVEN DO THIS

12points

#81

Shopping Carts For Sale!

Final score:

6points

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Mainecoonsandhuskies 4 years ago

i hate people who take them and never return them

16points

#82

Frog, In Bag.

Final score:

5points

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Sabse 4 years ago

No! Poor thing...

19points

#83

Numb Chucks

Final score:

5points

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Oskar vanZandt 4 years ago

I'd like to beat whoever made those around the head HARD with those nunchucks! (and then bury them) Another pet peeve of mine- animal parts being made into souvenirs etc.

16points