"Don't stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It's nature's way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror."

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"Don't count the candles, but see the light they give. Don't count your years but the life you live. Happy birthday."

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"You're not getting older, you're leveling up!"

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"Remember to smile awkwardly as everyone sings you "Happy Birthday" today!"

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As an introvert I've always hated being out in public like a restaurant when they starts to sing happy birthday to me. Because i knew that everyone in the area would be looking at me

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"I'm actually just here for the cake."

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Yea i'v Said this allready lol, but in fairness the ppl that know me, also know i constantly come up with joke's like this.

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"Oh hon, don't worry! Those aren't gray hairs, they're "wisdom highlights". And you happen to be extremely wise!"

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"You're another year older, but definitely not any wiser."

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"Happy 25th birthday! The teens on TikTok definitely think you're geriatric now."

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"You're not getting older... just more distinguished! Happy birthday."

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"Happy Birthday to a person who regularly makes me pee myself with laughter. By the way, that’s going to happen more and more the older we get."

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"Like a fine wine, you're only getting better with age."

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Like all DiCaprio's girlfriends

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"You're still 20, but with 10 years of experience!"

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"My birthday wish for you is that your hangover tomorrow isn't too bad."

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"Watch what you're calling "gray hairs!" I prefer to see them as strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head. Now you're ready to party!"

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"Happy Birthday, best friend. Thanks for being my rock."

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This should be higher!!

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"Best friends like you come along once in a lifetime. Happy Birthday!"

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"Happy birthday! I hope you’re not looking for a present because my presence is my gift to you."

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"I think you're supposed to get finer and wiser with age? Well, that's okay, there's always next year!"

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"Fun fact: birthdays are good for you! Statistics show that the more you have, the longer you live."

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"Let's drink champagne and dance on the tables (until they ask us to leave the bar)."

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Grandma for the last time get off the table! 😂

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"I'm so happy that the universe brought us together and we became best friends. Happy birthday!"

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"Wishing you a year of joy and adventures!!!"

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"Don't think of it as aging, think of it as becoming a classic!"

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"Who's counting candles anymore, anyway? Happy Birthday!"

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"Don't let aging get you down! You won't get back up again!"

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"I’m going to shower you with so much attention on your birthday, you’ll wish you’d never been born."

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"When your birthday candles start a raging inferno threatening to engulf you and everything you hold dear, I’ll be there to help put out the flames. Because that’s what best friends are for."

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"Happy Birthday to my awesome best friend! I’m so glad you were born something-something years ago!"

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"Happy Birthday to the person who knows about all of my most embarrassing moments, and witnessed many of them first-hand."

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"Happy Birthday to my best buddy. You’re not just a great guy – you’re the greatest!"

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"Happy birthday to someone who is officially 30, flirty, and thriving!"

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"Because it's your birthday, I'll share my fries with you."

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"I wish for you to feel so loved and happy on your special day this year."

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"Today is all about you."

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"Here's to another trip around the sun. Happy birthday!"

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"Birthdays give us the chance for a fresh start."

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"Eternally grateful for your friendship, guidance, and humor."

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"To the sweetest berry in the bunch, a very happy birthday!"

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"How many candles do we need on your birthday cake? 100? 200?"

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"Happy wine and cake day!"

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"Thank you for being the brightest person I know. Hope to see you shine for years to come!"

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"Another year older, and you just keep stronger, wiser, funnier, and more amazing! Have a very happy birthday my friend!"

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"Middle age... when "happy hour" is a nap!"

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"You suck at aging! Can you at least try to look older?"

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"It's OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department!"

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"I have so many questions on your birthday. What did I do to deserve a wonderful best friend like you? Could you be any more awesome? And most puzzling, how are you going to fit all those candles on your birthday cake this year?"

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"Happy Birthday to my brother from another mother!"

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"Dude, you’re ridiculously awesome. Thanks for being my best friend – and Happy Birthday!"

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"To quote the wise poet 50 Cent, 'We gon' party like it's your birthday.'"

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"I love you even though you're a Gemini. Happy birthday!"

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"Sending you so much love for your birthday."

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"Best friends are the family you get to choose, and I'm so glad we chose each other. Happy birthday, beautiful."

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"You live you life in a way that makes every day worth celebrating. Happy birthday, gorgeous!"

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"You're building a beautiful, meaningful life for yourself. Take time to enjoy it, today and every day."

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"No one gets me like you do. Happy birthday to my best friend."

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"Wishing you a birthday party that's as fun as you are."

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"Life is more fun with you by my side."

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"How lucky I am to grow up alongside such a caring, kind, goofy person. I hope you spend the day in good company!"

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"Adore you to the moon and back!"

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"You know the drill — happiest of birthdays to my person!"

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"Your friendship is one of the most valued relationships in my life. I can't wait to continue growing together."

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"Thank you for always being by my side and having my back. I'd do anything for you, especially today on your birthday!"

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"We’ve been best friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence. Happy birthday!"

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"Happy birthday! I know one thing you won’t have to wish for in your candles this year, a great best friend. You’re very welcome."

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"Happy Birthday to my best friend! You’ll probably never know how much I care about you, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to stop trying to tell you!"

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"Happy Birthday to one of my all-time favorite human beings."

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"You’re not just my best friend. You’re the best, period. Happy Birthday!"

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"Happy Birthday to my fierce bestie!"

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"Happy Birthday to my BFF! If the day brings you half the love you bring to others, I know you’ll have a fantastic birthday."

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"Someone very special to me was born on this day. I won’t keep you in suspense… it’s you! Happy Birthday!"

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"Happy Birthday to my partner in crime. I look forward to the trouble we’re going to get into in the coming year."

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"Happy Birthday to my bestie! You have so many great qualities, but probably my favorite is that you’re older than me!"

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"Happy Birthday to my best friend in the world. I hope we stay close friends for the rest of our lives… especially since you have so much dirt on me!"

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"Happy Birthday to my gorgeous, smart, talented, sweet, funny, and all-around awesome best friend!"

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"Birthday candles won't be the only thing getting lit this weekend!"

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"Best friends are awesome, especially yours. Happy birthday!"

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"I forgive you for being younger than me."

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"Happy birthday! You're officially old enough to start needing retinol."

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"I'm so happy that we're going to grow old together, and that you have a head start."

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"Happy birthday to a dime who's in her prime!"

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"Happy birthday to the person who is always there to help me draft a risky text."

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"Happy birthday to the person who taught me everything I know about skincare."

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"There is no one I would rather blast Taylor Swift with all day and night. Happy birthday to my favorite Swiftie."

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"Happy birthday to someone who makes the world a better, brighter place."

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"Cheers to many more years of celebrating your birthday together."

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"Happy birthday! I hope your day is as amazing and special as you are."

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"On this day, a very special person came into the world, and I am beyond grateful."

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"Happy birthday! Wishing you a day filled with happiness and a year filled with joy."

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"Sending you a birthday wish wrapped with all my love."

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"You've grown so much in the last year, and I'm so proud of you. Here's to many more years of growing together."

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"You have been so strong and so resilient in the face of a difficult year. Here's to better days ahead."

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"Happy birthday to the girl who always has my back and is always there to pick me up when times get tough."

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"I wish for all of your birthday wishes this year to come true!"

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"This year, I wish for you to know how very impressive and special you are."

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"My life would suck without you."

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"Happy birthday! I love you a whole lot."

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"Happy birthday to my totally amazing, irreplaceable bestie."

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"Wishing you 24 hours of celebration, though you deserve even more."

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"I can't wait to celebrate you all day long!"

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"Birthdays are the world's way of telling us to eat more cake."

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"I'm so happy that I get to be a part of your life."

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"Every birthday is a gift in itself."

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"Partners may come and go, but best friends are forever. Happy birthday to my best friend."

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"Happy birthday to my best friend who brings out the best in me."

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"I hope your birthday is chill and peaceful, just like you."

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"Feeling so grateful you entered my life when you did. Have the best day, darling."

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"I hope you have the most fabulous celebration on this special day!"

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"I hope your day is as fabulous as you are! Much love and many smooches."

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"I wish you a beautiful year of good friends, love, art, and incredible food. Love you!"

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"My resolution for your next trip around the sun is even more bestie time!"

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"You warm my heart every time I see you. Wishing you a day of joy."

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"Birthdays come once a year, but best friends are once in a lifetime. I'm so happy to call you mine!"

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"Happy birthday to an inspiring person who is a shining example for all of us."

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"I hope your birthday is more than epic, although you’re pretty epic all year long!"

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"Best wishes on your special day, as you begin another wonderful journey this year. Happy birthday!"

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"To my dear friend who will forever be young. Happy birthday!"

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"It’s your birthday! Let’s make some memories!"

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"Happy Birthday to the most awesome best friend anyone could ask for! I hope you know how much I love and appreciate you."

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"The last year has been crazy. Fortunately, I have you to keep me sane. Happy Birthday, and let’s hope the next year brings bigger and better things."

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"Happy Birthday to my #1 friend, from your #1 fan."

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"Happy Birthday to the one person who’s always there for me. I hope your big day is as wonderful as you are."

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"Happy Birthday to my boon companion! May you get all of the good things you deserve, and none of the bad."

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"I love how we’re such good friends that we can forget to buy each other presents on our birthdays and it’s no big deal."

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"Happy Birthday to someone who’s talented, charming, and witty. And by the way, isn’t it eerie how best friends can be so much alike?"

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"Happy Birthday to one crazy chick!"

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"Happy Birthday to my sister from another mister!"

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"As Drake would say, 'YOLO.'"

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"To quote Saweetie, 'That's my best friend.'"

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"I hope you know how much you're loved, today and every day. Happy birthday!"

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"I hope you see yourself the way I see you: amazing, incredible, kind, smart, compassionate, funny, and wonderful."

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"Your birthday is the first day in a new 365-day journey. Let's treasure every moment!"

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"Wishing you a day that brings the same kind of happiness and joy that you bring to me!"

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"My birthday wish for you is that the drinks are free-flowing and you find a hottie at the bar tonight!"

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"My birthday wish is that you get every good thing you deserve this year."

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"Happy birthday to my favorite person."

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"Wishing you a day that's as special and awesome as you are!"

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"I may not be there in person, but I'm still wishing you the happiest birthday!"

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"Let's make this year's birthday one for the record books."

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"Wishing you the best birthday of all time!"

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"There's no one quite like you. Happy birthday!"

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"Happy birthday to the beautiful, intelligent, charming person I call my best friend!"

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"It's always your day in my book, but this one is extra special."

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"Happiest of days to the most important person in my life. Love you!"

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"Thank you for always giving great advice and never blaming me when I don't take it!"

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"Thank you for all that you've brought to my life. The happiest of birthdays to my favorite friend."

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"Life is so much better with you in it. Happy Birthday to the most deserving friend!"

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"I'm so proud of you and for all that you do. Here's to the world's greatest best friend on your birthday!"

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"I am so honored to call you my best friend. You deserve every good thing that comes to you on your birthday and beyond."

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"Is this the year we've decided we're too old for presents? Never! Happy birthday!"

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"Every year on your birthday, I get reminded of how much you mean to me as a best friend."

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"Happiness is seeing your best friend grow up with you! Happy birthday!"

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