or an avocado

HAHAHA

Right on!

I immediately thought the second one was what they meant

A friend of mine was born on July 4th, and when she was little she thought the fireworks were for her.

I actually send this meme to friends on their birthdays, lol.

The Mad Hatter celebrated unbirthdays. You have 364 of those every year.

4 out of 5 people will not light this card on fire.

Ayyy more than 3 people now!

ohhh

Absolute legend.

Or, "You're not my friend anymore!"

I want this candle for me

Good kitty.

This.

That's just mean.

I see Keanu, I upvote.

Especially if it has lit candles on it.

Thank you Skeletor! Please don't acknowledge my birthday, I've chosen to skip it this year & remain 40

To be fair, I remember my friend's birthdays. They never remember mine.

That's every day.

Aww this is kinda wholesome :)

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If my daughter has the energy, she might text me a meme saying happy birthday. I even reminded her a week before. It was my 60th birthday for Goodness Sake!! I did not hear from her on my birthday. It took her three days to even text me and all it said was: "I'm sorry, I didn't have the energy." It takes 10 seconds to send a GIF text, she couldn't even do that. That can be done sitting on the toilet. I also feel like I have to be on call for her 24/7/365 but if I don't answer the phone the first or second times she calls, she will call the police to do a welfare check. I work from home and am disabled. Yes, I am 60 year old, but I am no where near needing "Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!" Thank you for letting me vent. This is still bothers me 8 months later. I have set some boundaries, and it has gotten better. Again, thank you for letting me vent!!

in my family, we always sing this song: "There is sadness in the air People dying everywhere so happy birthday *ugh* happy birthday *ugh* One day closer to your grave Think of all the food youll save! So happy birthday *ugh* happy birthday *ugh*

Let's go wild and celebrate it on the 29th this year 🥳

My mum's birthday's the 18th, trying to get a table at a restaurant that isn't full of Christmas parties is hell.

Aww cute.

I’m the opposite my birthday is on the last day of school (June 9th)

Should be grateful so many people remember and take the time to call.

Blink again, you're suddenly 42.

I get my dogs something for Valentine's Day, too.

My back does hurt. Why? I don't know.

I will be… kinkajou

6+🤣

Why not both?

im going to cry

I did. It was delicious.

I shall give it to my cat

SO. CUTE. KITTY.

Bro yes its so weird

"Just leave, please just leave"

I miss Grumpy Cat. She was a good girl.

I had a great aunt tell me I was named after her. I just smiled but inside I thought, "NO I WAS NOT, I WAS NAMED AFTER MY DAD!"

Dude, I will let you know.

Everybody? How did people get into my house?

my dad is a "ok" dad, but i can read in his "ok" all the love they contain

And eat cake!

Only roughtly 22 087 607 per day that has a birthday.

Birthday month? Is that a thing in some places? Or is it just a certain people thing?

the pain

get married have babies, why do you look so.... old?-MBFGW