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When you look at a bird soaring through the air, what do you see? A wholesome little creature that comes with peace, or someone that has this unexplainable urge for chaos and menace inside?

If you’ve been pooped on by a bird or had it steal your food, you’re probably thinking of the latter option. Our feathered friends, just like humans, can be a bit nitwitted, and the proof is in the Birds Being [Jerks] subreddit

We at Bored Panda have collected some of the best (worst?) evidence of birds causing a menace to society. To find it, all you have to do is scroll down. While you’re busy doing so, don’t forget to upvote those chirpers you would feel intimidated by in the street.

Also, we reached out to birders and hosts of the Hannah and Erik Go Birding Podcast, Hannah and Erik, and Isabelle Manseau, owner of Birdzy, who kindly agreed to tell us more about avian mean behaviors.

#1

What A T*rd

Text post humorously describing a parrot's understanding of the word "no," showcasing birds being jerks.

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Lara Verne
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10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat knows very well what 'no' means. But she don't care.

June
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10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's hilarious 😂

pineapple87
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10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mom, are you spying on me? How do you always know?

deejak
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10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So he doesn't listen to himself?

Adnew
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10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, don't human adults do that, too? Reaching for the 10th piece of chocolate, "No, no, no!"

Karl der Große
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10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Set up a camera and get a video. That sounds amazing.

Jennifer Crompton
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10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine yells "ouch!" When he bits, which is luckily, infrequent. He also says "yeah....ok....alright....uh-huh" when I talk on the phone

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    #2

    Myna Bird Covers Traffic Camera In Nz

    A bird acting like a jerk, photobombing a highway camera in a series of humorous close-up shots.

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    Ange Marsden
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need to train more birds to do this

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how birds take selfies. The lack of thumbs makes it hard to operate a camera

    Julia H
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, he's giving the traffic report 🙄

    Annabelle
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he'll help you bury the body.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hello, hooman! I bet you didn't expect me to show up!"

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't you supposed to get a parental release form before you film mynas?

    Granny's Thoughts
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone wants their moment in front of the camera.

    Lotekguy
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A speeder's wing man.

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    #3

    Hes Figured Out How To Open The Seed Dispenser

    Bird inside a container of seeds, displaying funny behavior.

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    JL
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like Scrooge McDuck in his money bin.

    Julia Jasinski
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    be careful, they can seal him in!!!!

    Birders and hosts of the Hannah and Erik Go Birding Podcast, Hannah and Erik are a husband-and-wife duo who spend their free time exploring, crossing birds off their list, and traveling to new places. The couple started their podcast to hopefully inspire others, share their adventures, and encourage future and present birders.

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    Hannah and Erik tell Bored Panda that they have noticed quite a few species exhibiting "jerk-like" behaviors in their time birdwatching.

    "One species that comes to mind is the Northern Mockingbird, a fairly common bird throughout much of the US, Mexico, and the Caribbean. These birds become very territorial during the breeding season and drive off potential threats and competitors. We've even seen two individuals fighting in the road, almost as if to push one another in front of a car!" they share.

    #4

    Got A Bird Feeder With A Camera And The Crow Is Not A Fan

    Grumpy bird perched on a backyard chair, looking directly at the camera.

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    Andrew Keir
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I know where you park your car"

    Peeka_Mimi
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think that's a blackbird not a crow.

    Mike Rodrick
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are YOU talkin to ME?

    AmyBcat
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My murder will be along,shortly...

    sg5jckzr87
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro is plotting mischievously

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    #5

    Honestly? Good For Him

    Bird flying off with a pizza slice, leaving an empty box on a patio table, showcasing funny bird antics.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew I wasn't the only one of us crazy for pizza

    B Hobbs
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Frank, I'm telling you I saw a pizza attacking a bird!" "Bob, you've had too many beers."

    Verena
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karma will hit ... all the toppings were lost in flight

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a bird flies overhead and something warm and wet splats down your neck, you're not usually expecting it to be cheese and pepperoni

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    Nina
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't they cut the slices at the pizza place?

    JL
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not very well. They should show this in their training to make sure the pizzas are properly cut.

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    Snazzy Smurf
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was in charge of bringing snacks.

    Lotekguy
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny... when it's not my pizza.

    Panda'sMom
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seagulls be STRONG!

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    #6

    Uber Sky

    A small bird hitching a ride on a larger bird's stick in flight, illustrating birds being total jerks in nature.

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    Khavrinen
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Branch manager and assistant branch manager.

    Monica Leigh
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A red winged black bird and osprey.

    deejak
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black bird probably harrassing raptor who is nest building too close to home.

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say the last line out loud - carefully ...

    Ralph Vanloton
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Michigan - The Transportation State

    Pyla
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The big bird is an osprey

    Snazzy Smurf
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Work smarter not harder.

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    Isabelle Manseau, owner of Birdzy, agrees that birds can exhibit behaviors that humans can interpret as "jerk-like" or chaotic. "One of the most chaotic examples is the behavior of seagulls in coastal areas. They are notorious for their bold food-stealing antics, often snatching food directly from people’s hands or even swooping down to steal snacks from outdoor tables," she told us.

    "Another example is the common grackle, which forms large, noisy flocks that can dominate bird feeders, pushing out smaller birds and creating a lot of commotion. Additionally, blue jays are known for their aggressive behavior at feeders, often scaring away other birds and even mimicking hawk calls to clear the area for themselves."

    #7

    "Peace Was Never An Option"

    A crow grasps a knife with its beak, humorously portraying birds as mischievous.

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    Cool crow
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His name was Canuck and he lived in Vancouver. He was famous for being friendly with people. In this photo, he was wandering through a crime scene (for real!) and picked up the weapon. There are more stories and info online. A few years ago he just disappeared and no one has seen him since. It's assumed he died. He was a lovely friendly bird. Thank you Canuck, for visiting us.

    Victoria Howell
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will "gift" this to some hooman for food.

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never been afraid of crows. I am now.

    Graceann Macleod
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When someone trashtalks Edgar Allan Poe

    Annabel Again
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, it’s a tagged crow perhaps a repeat offender

    Snazzy Smurf
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone chose violence!

    Maureen Peters
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice photo, he goes hunting again despite his electronic ankle tag!

    Elizabeth Butler
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some very smart person made a meme of this by adding "You know it's a bad neighborhood when you see a bird wearing an ankle monitor carrying a knife." I love it.

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    #8

    Angry Robin

    A bird stands defiantly next to a bird statue on a slatted bench, surrounded by autumn leaves, illustrating funny bird antics.

    A robin just knocked over a metal bird we keep on the table outside, then stared me down asking me what I was going to do about it.

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    Roxy222uk
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Brits have a saying 'robins appear when loved ones are near'. However European robins are very territorial and the reason they're watching you on your walk is to make sure you bugger off.

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, bugger me, BP doesn't know the word 'bugger'

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    Molly Reece
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How’d you like me now mister???

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn't like the way he was looking at him.

    Ralph Vanloton
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably broke his peck... er, beak on it...

    Sarcastic Nana
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listen lady, this is my turf, get it!

    Granny's Thoughts
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only the strongest survive.

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    #9

    I'll Be Taking This

    Colorful bird playfully pulling white bird's tail on a branch.

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    marianne eliza
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note the other bird under the the branch distracting the victim. Just like pickpockets.

    Ripley
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rainbow lorrikeets *look* pretty, but they are a-holes of the highest order. Mind you, so are cockies, so there really are no victims in this scenario.

    Pferdchen
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, he just wants to feather his nest!

    Livingwithcfs
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah that feels like I need to say, that's Australian

    Jnausicaa
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cockatoooooos!!!!!

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    Isabelle's creation, Birdzy, offers handmade bird food that is packed with high-energy food, rich in protein and fat. "I quickly realized that the store-bought seed was like junk food for birds and I wanted to provide a better dining experience," she wrote on her website.

    "As I created and refined my blends and created handmade birdseed gifts, I found myself drawn into a vibrant community of bird enthusiasts. We shared tips, stories, and lots of laughter. The positive feedback and happiness from the community and customers only fueled my passion further.

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    #10

    Impolite Bird Had To Photobomb The Airshow

    Bird flying in front of a formation of red jets, creating a humorous scene.

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    GenuineJen
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Photobomb? You mean enhance.

    R Sravanthi
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they the Suryakirans? ❣️

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    10 months ago

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    #11

    Had To Share That. Exactly For This Sub!

    A bird playfully knocks a person over on a golf course, showcasing birds being jerks.

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    glowworm2
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Golf would be far more interesting to watch if this happened more often.

    Daniel Atkins
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes the pro tour victory is dependent on how they handle a goose on hole 13.

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    Karl der Große
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a student who said that he wished there were dragons so he could fight them. Same kid ran away from a goose on playground later that week.

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should know better than to build a golf course near a goose nest.

    Colleen Glim
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geese are a******s. There’s a reason they’re called cobra chickens

    Victoria Howell
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geese are not a******s. The golf course used to be a natural habitat, unused by humans, until someone put in a golf course. And, there went the neighborhood.

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    tw 72
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with swans - beautiful but must be taken seriously

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    Damned_Cat
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those wild geese are no joke! I once saw a small flock of them attack a little kid and then fight the people trying to rescue him. It was horrifying!

    June
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadian geese are my spirit animal 😂🤘

    Andrew Keir
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He got pecked on the trouser legs and now he's got a hole in one !

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    #12

    Seller Of Bird Spikes Received The Photo From A Customer

    Pigeon balancing an egg on a spiked ledge, showcasing birds being jerks in a city setting.

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    Amanda Lynch
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The egg is the final "f you"

    Tabitha
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pigeons the world over—-renowned for making the most half-assed nests—-are eternally grateful to the manufacturers of bird spikes for providing ready-made nests.

    stacey montebello
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pidgeon are a type of rock dove, they dont build nests b/c they pick rocky cliff outcroppings, often on cliffs or skyscrapers to lay their eggs on. All they have to do is keep the egg/eggs from rolling off the clift. Its why you see "pidgeon nests" not in trees but on flat surface with like 3 or 4 twigs around the eggs. They dont build nests b/c that's literally good enough. Lots of cliff dwellings birds ues that technique.

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    Lara Verne
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Local bank installed anti bird spikes. As a result, birds moved away, but whole bank building is covered in bird s**t ever since.

    deejak
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bird debating sitting on egg, poor thing.

    Victoria Howell
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those spikes are not for birds. They are to keep PEOPLE from climbing over.

    Auntriarch
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, bird spikes are much longer and thinner

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    Ruthie R
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those things are horrible - we're blessed to share the planet with birds, but idiots insist on putting up spikes and chopping down trees.

    Verena
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won't end well for the chick, I'm afraid

    Jan Moore
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a mentally disturbed Robin who would fly from the ground to smash into our bedroom window. At least 10-15 times before moving to the family room window and hit that about the same number of times. Sometimes in the evening, before the sun stopped shining on a living room window, he would hit that. Drove our dog nuts and since he started on the bedroom window just when the sun hit it really pissed us off. Nothing stopped him. The window didn't have a ledge so we couldn't put anything on it. Asked our vet and, I know this will get down votes, her response was an air rifle. He did this for 3 years.

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    In general, Hannah and Erik say that corvids, like crows and jays, are more susceptible to acting (in human terms) mean because they have a higher intelligence than a lot of other birds.

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    "This helps them adapt and thrive in harsh environments. Sometimes this causes them to be a bit mischievous. For example, jays are incredible mimics and will often mimic the call of a raptor, which confuses smaller birds (and sometimes birders). They use this to scare all the little birds away from feeders so they can have it to themselves."

    #13

    Dont Know Original Source Of This Gem

    Bird being a jerk by claiming a seat on a chair, humorously captioned "Sorry Bro, Seats Taken."

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    Ashtophet’sRevenge
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I see a hummingbird, my first thought is “wow that’s a big bug” before I realize…

    Lisa Tetlow
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwww...little humming bird must be tired from flapping its wings at 60 MPH.

    #14

    No Food For You

    Two birds by a feeder, with one bird pushing the other, showcasing funny bird behavior.

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    Granny's Thoughts
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa. That is one mean bird.

    tw 72
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Quit taking all the sunflower seeds, Bob."

    Panda'sMom
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lunchroom bully

    Lisa Tetlow
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...And don't come back without the mustard!!"

    Mike Rodrick
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go away kid. You're bothering me.

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    #15

    My Day

    Bird humor: a bird pokes a fish from underwater, showcasing its mischievous antics.

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    roepi
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ultimate 'F my life' face.

    glowworm2
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That fish's face is hilarious.

    Featherytoad
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the fish is thinking, "Dammit, here we go again."

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    Granny's Thoughts
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That look on the fish is perfect (but I'm sad for him anyway).

    StrangeOne
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Straight out of a Pixar movie.

    Bob Jones
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cormorants are amazing. That bird will swallow the fish whole even though it is almost half its size

    HelmGrass
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "it s just been one of those days"

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    "Certain bird species are more likely to display behaviors that humans might perceive as mean," seconds Isabelle.

    "European starlings are invasive in many regions and frequently outcompete native birds for nesting sites and food, which can come across as aggressive or unfair. House sparrows are known for their aggressive behavior at bird feeders, often chasing away other birds to monopolize resources. Red-winged blackbirds are fiercely territorial during breeding season and will aggressively dive-bomb anything that comes near their nests, including humans and larger animals."

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    #16

    Riding My New Bicycle, Feeling Free As A Bird

    Three sparrows perched on a bicycle handlebar, showcasing birds being funny.

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    Broccoli
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THEY ARE SOOOOO CUTE AND FLUFFY AND ADORABLE I WANT TO PET IT AHHHHH

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    Stop with the all caps, please.

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    glowworm2
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These little guys are really cute though.

    JuJu
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Der Erich rechts und links der Franz und mittendrin der freche Hans...

    Lara Verne
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, where should I take you, birdies?

    James Smith
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woke up this morning, under the rising sun. Three little birds, sit on my cycle... 🎶

    Karen Philpott
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's nice to go biking with friends....

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    #17

    She's Doing The Middle Finger

    A cockatoo humorously poses with a raised claw, showcasing birds being total jerks.

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    Beak Hookage
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every morning I can hear these guys shrieking outside my bedroom window. Welcome to Australia - the land where you don't need to set an alarm.

    RabidChild
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take shrieking cockatoos over mowers & leaf blowers anyday

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    HelmGrass
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .....and here s your sign!

    Mike Rodrick
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell is it with Australia? Animals 10 times the size they should be with bad attitudes.

    Kerry Miller
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's really no excuse for this kind of behaviour.

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    #18

    This Is The Bastard...... So I Was Eating A Sandwich. Suddenly I Was Slapped Hard In The Back Of The Head!! I Take The Sandwich From My Mouth In Total Shock, But Then It Was Ripped Out Of My Hand!!! Yes I Was Wing Slapped I The Head And Robbed By A Seagull !

    A seagull on a wooden pier looking down at a slice of pizza, illustrating birds being total jerks.

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    Leah C
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking don't eat near seagulls.

    Lara Verne
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seagulls are apparently moving to my country, should I expect to be robbed?

    Remi (He/Him)
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're gonna eat near them, guard your food like it's the one ring or better yet, find some cover. Just holding something edible in your hand in an area where they hang out is basically about the same as throwing the food to them, because it will be snatched.

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    Caryne Ag
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why they’ve survived for millennia…

    detective miller's hat
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went to Long Beach Island in NJ for a week this past summer. On our last beach day, after pretty much everyone had left the beach, my friend and I brought a bunch of seafood leftovers for the seagulls. Made a game out of it, throwing pieces of fish higher and higher into the air for them to catch. Super fun. Seagulls chased us all the way back to the beach house.

    L Norton
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just be thankful that their cousins, crows have not taught them how to use tools/ weapons to rob you of your lunch

    G A
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy slapped, as it used to be called....

    Granny's Thoughts
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's nice to share.

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    However, such birds aren't acting like "jerks" on purpose, Hannah and Erik tell us. "The goal for animals is to survive and pass their genes on. So any actions that might be considered mean or "jerk-like" are likely helping that bird to fulfill this purpose. Some birds tend to have more attitude than others, which could help them protect their territory, find mates, or chase off predators."

    #19

    This Mf Set Up Shop On My Wreath And Now I Can’t Open My Front Door Without Getting Attacked By It

    Bird sitting defiantly on a yellow floral wreath on a white door, displaying jerk-like behavior.

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    Upstaged75
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not bad for a dove. I caught one putting a stick on my doormat and calling it a nest.

    The Darkest Timeline
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dove sets down stick on doormat: “Mine! Go away!”

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    Colleen Glim
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check the wreath for an egg. Mourning doves will nest anywhere

    detective miller's hat
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a pair of sparrows nest in our Christmas wreath a few years ago. WHY they chose the front door is beyond me. We put up signs to make sure everyone in the building was very gentle opening and closing the door (it was the only door). The best part was that the top half of the door is glass, so from inside we could watch the babies growing up.

    April Pickett
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you'll be using the "friends" door for a while. (Back door)

    Granny's Thoughts
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd use another door.

    Victoria Howell
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez, just use the back door for a while. Oh, and don't put wreaths on your door.

    Maureen Peters
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She brings you peace, lucky you!

    Lisa Tetlow
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait for it to leave and move the wreath.

    Karen Menard
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't not opening the door the general idea?

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    #21

    What The

    Seagull standing on a bench holding dentures, showcasing birds being jerks.

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    Panda'sMom
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gulls just love to steal! Don't care.

    Gregg Bender
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want these back? Gimme the fries.

    Kerry Miller
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps he did a violent sneeze . . .

    Tabitha
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I’ve seen this movie, so I know how he got those false teeth…. Thanks Mr Hitchcock for implanting that mental image.

    Lisa Tetlow
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going for that corn on the cob next!!

    Monica Leigh
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was a peanut butter cup. 😅

    Slap Shot
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give the bird a break, he just wants to return them.

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    "Birds don’t have the same emotional complexity as humans, so they aren’t "mean" in the way we understand it," adds Isabelle. "However, their behaviors are often driven by survival instincts, such as securing food, defending territory, or protecting their young. For example, a bird stealing food from another bird isn’t being "mean" on purpose—it’s simply trying to survive."

    #22

    Hey Read The Sign!

    Seagull drinking from a container labeled "Dogs Only, No Seagulls," humorously ignoring the rule.

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    Roxy222uk
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't tell me what to do

    Andrew Keir
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can tell me, but you can also argue with the tides - same result

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    Lisa Tetlow
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, maybe if it were written in Seagull.

    June Galloway
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bird obviously has dissociative identity disorder

    Danielle
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Well seagulls aren't really a thing so this can't apply to me' - this seagull

    Oops
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not, they are thirsty too.

    Granny's Thoughts
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    Must be a Democrat because rules are not for him.

    Cole Earnhart
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously it's Trump in bird form since he's ignoring rules.

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    #23

    Look At This Distinguished Gentlemen

    Bird wearing a cardboard hat, perched humorously inside its cage, looking playful.

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    Granny's Thoughts
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying out for the part of Abe Lincoln

    Maureen Peters
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't you give him a Billycock hat, it would suit him much better...

    Mike Rodrick
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they not known as Derby hats or perhaps a dunce hat?

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    #24

    To The Poor Bloke Who Was Chased For Half A Mile By Turkeys This Morning I Sincerely Hope Your Day Improves

    A bird bothering a person on a tree-lined sidewalk, showcasing funny bird behavior.

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    Owen
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Jurassic Park music intensifies*

    Beak Hookage
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This year, Thanksgiving dinner is YOU.

    Bi.Felicia
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate and sympathize with this poor guy. I personally can't stand wild turkeys and try to avoid them, at all costs. They are jerks, TurkJerks? Jerkeys/Jurkeys?

    Caryne Ag
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I wondered the same thing. My neighborhood has turkeys and I’ve never seen them try to attack anyone. Either that or there were babies nearby…

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    Gracie Mae
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have if he was prepared & thinking about Thanksgiving dinner!

    Oops
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would lure them to my kitchen, mwuahaha.

    G A
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't you literally give them a kick up the a**e?

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    "If you see a bird doing something "mean," watch it for a while and put yourself in its shoes to see if you can figure out its motivations," Hannah and Erik suggest.

    Meanwhile, Isabelle says, "Understanding the motivations behind bird behavior can help reframe these actions as natural and necessary for their survival, rather than labeling them as "mean" or "jerks.”"

    #25

    My Bird Ate My Fruit

    Green parrot pecking at ripe pears by the window, showcasing birds being total jerks.

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    Andrew Keir
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which would make a 'pear' of attacks ... I'll get my coat ...

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    Colleen Glim
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s not the least bit sorry

    Broccoli
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insert malicious smile, putting claws together, and evil cackle

    StrangeOne
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Whatchya doin, big grammy?"

    Lisa Tetlow
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have written your name on it.

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    #26

    Hey It Says No Fishing D**k Head

    Bird perched on a "No Fishing" sign holding a fish in its beak, showcasing its mischievous behavior.

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    Colleen Glim
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s the one that hung the sign. All the fish are his

    P R
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? Language? tacky

    Troy Parr
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that sign is clearly wrong.

    Jnausicaa
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's good to be the King (fisher)

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    #27

    Pigeon Isn't Scared

    A pigeon sitting on a fake owl's head on a ledge, showcasing birds being jerks.

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    Dave Platt
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pigeon was clued in by the obvious use of Duck Tape (tm).

    Peeka_Mimi
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I rather like my mourning doves that live in a tree in my yard. The squirrels are d¡ckheads though.

    Daniel Atkins
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one that the head moves to try to keep the sparrows from roosting in mass in my backyard. Their poop was making the yard unpleasant. Didn’t work at all.

    Jan Moore
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We put one of those on the dog food dispenser outside the door. Didn't help.

    Lisa Tetlow
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pigeon knows this owl hasn't moved in 4 years.

    Bobbo
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ducks, owls and pigeons, oh my!

    Senjo Krane
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fart in your general direction..

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    #28

    The Cement Wasn’t Dry Yet..but Who Cares If You’re This Bird

    A bird walking across wet cement leaving footprints, acting like a total jerk.

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    Doodles1983
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cobra Chicken gives no cares

    Tabitha
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they immediately fly to some water to wash that cement off. Cement can burn tissue.

    Roxy222uk
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thoughts too, plus could it possibly get stuck?

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    Deborah
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a Canada goose. They don't give a damn about anything.

    marianne eliza
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just added amenities. Leave them. The house across the street from us has my horse's shoe prints on their slab, from 1973.

    Mike Rodrick
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just being a jerk for the hell of it.

    June Galloway
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a million years from now an archaeologist will try to figure out what these mean

    Caryne Ag
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, he can footprint my driveway anytime…

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    #29

    Found On Fb, Hilarious!

    Injury report humorously detailing an incident where an employee was beaten by swan wings, depicting birds being total jerks.

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    tresgatos72
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a joke, really - swans can break your arms!

    Secret Squirrel
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swans hurt people regularly, but never heard of broken arm. One drowned a kayaker in Michigan, they bite all the time, OP had injured legs. Facial injuries from wings and beak are fairly common. Never heard of arm breaks though.

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    Granny's Thoughts
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't antagonize a swan.

    Lara Verne
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One swan here in Czech Republic became famous for chasing and beating canoists and sinking their canoes. People named him Trenér (Coach). They tried to move him, but he always come back.

    Caryne Ag
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beauty and the beast in one package…

    ffeineandsugar
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imisread the swan bit his shirt as the swan lost his sh*t. Probably would have been even funnier that way!

    June
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never trust a swan (says the girl who befriended and hand fed a wild goose once)

    Liz Butt
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to save a duckling out of a drain a while back and the mother duck flew at me and started beating me about the head with it's wings. I did not save the duckling sadly.

    Lisa Tetlow
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like Geese, Swans can be real a-holes sometimes.

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    #30

    Woke Up To This Today. F**k You Too!

    Car covered in bird droppings, showcasing birds being total jerks.

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    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear the birds snickering

    Mike Rodrick
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snickering? That's a full throw your head back belly laugh!

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    Colleen Glim
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe don’t park under the tree then. Birbs gonna birb

    April Pickett
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did you do to make them mad? Ravens & crows do hold grudges and will pay you back.

    Schmebulock
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are driving that you probably deserved it.

    hungryghost
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *ahem* birds: no mercy!

    GenuineJen
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Kodama from Princess Mononoke. Birds could be Ghibli fans imitating art?

    Batwench
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the locals don’t park under a tree, there’s probably a good reason.

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    #31

    "Not Now Gregory I Am Searching"

    Bird balances on another bird's head on a rooftop, demonstrating funny bird behavior.

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    Sara Frazer
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me, yesterday I was feeding some crows in my yard and I saw one with bird poop on its back. I've never seen a bird with bird poop on it, and I was thinking, "How?? How unfortunate. How did that happen??" and this pic shows me a possibility

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    #32

    F150 In The Lake, Obviously The Ducks Did It

    Ducklings swim in a flooded truck bed by the shore, highlighting birds being jerks in a comical scene.

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    Colleen Glim
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Safe spot to let the kiddies learn to swim

    marianne eliza
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the most amusing places to hang out is any busy launch ramp. Especially at the end of the day when much liquor has been consumed. Once saw a dude trying to impress everyone with his cabin cruiser. Rev'd the engines, put it in reverse to leave the dock along the ramp only to come to a wicked halt. He was still tied to the dock.

    Victoria Howell
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, learn to launch your boat...

    #33

    Ever Wondered What A Pelican Trying To Eat A Phone Looks Like

    Close-up of a bird's open beak, appearing curious and humorous in a park setting.

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    Emily Macaluso
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its super interesting to me that its eyes are perfectly lined up so it can see what it's biting

    G A
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen a pic of one swallowing a live pigeon before, if that helps....

    Liz Butt
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They even eat small animals. Kittens. etc.

    Gracie Mae
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nice--I can cross that off my bucket list!

    Ronnie Beaton
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As my late father would've said, "A marvellous bird is the pelican, its beak can hold more than its belly can."

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    #34

    Deer Was Just Walking By, Minding His Own Business And This D**k Was Like "Absolutely Not"

    Owl being a jerk to a deer at night, causing it to flee in surprise.

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    Who? Me?
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL for a sec, was wondering why they blanked out Duck.

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    G A
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Punching way above his weight.

    Lisa Tetlow
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You're hogging the picture!!"

    Rebecca Taylor
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bird obviously has a bigger appitie than he can acutally eat.

    Jnausicaa
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like an owl. They are bada$$es

    Troy Parr
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, that giant mouse would have looked smaller from far off...

    Granny's Thoughts
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a small piece of flesh...

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    #35

    Why Is This Blueberry So Vicious?

    A cheeky blue bird flaps its wings and open beak, showing amusing jerk behavior.

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    April Pickett
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's expressing himself for all the world to hear.

    Victoria Howell
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is hungry, and needs a place to perch.

    Broccoli
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s so cute 😊 . I wanna sit on it

    Shoopyfloop Roundbird
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a tiktok dance routine. Blueberry got moves!

    Lisa Tetlow
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its just singing and dancing!

    Tamra
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a beautiful bird!

    Granny's Thoughts
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just speaking his mind.

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    #36

    What A D**k

    Seagull steals ice cream from an elderly man, illustrating birds being total jerks.

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    KrazyChiMama
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The woman in the background laughing! :D that would be me!!

    Kathy Brooke
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had that happen many times. Eat your ice cream (chips, sandwich, burger...) indoors. Or else.

    Tabitha
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The woman in back of him…

    Sara Frazer
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lady laughing in the background 😂

    Danielle
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I witnessed one taking a 6" sub from someone once

    Granny's Thoughts
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the lady laughing!

    Verena
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the result of tourists feeding the "cute" and "poor" seagulls.

    Roxy222uk
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so much that in this case. Seagulls evolved to swoop in and grab eggs/chicks off cliffs and fly off with them, so this is normal for them. It will be down to a) being habituated to humans and b) there being less and less environments where they can eat naturally. And both of these are down to all of us, sadly.

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    #37

    A Tiny Sparrow Bird Stealing A Fries

    Birds being jerks: A sparrow grabs a fry from a plate on an outdoor table next to a can of Lipton.

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    Deborah
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's so cute I wouldn't mind.

    Pumpkinpi
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work at a theme park and in the employee break area there were kamakazi sparrows. I was eating fries one day and a sparrow just swooped right in front of my face and took the fry out of my hand as I was about to eat it. Damn things were fearless.

    Cameron Moreton
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ones that are in Hawaii are absolute monsters of birds

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    Maureen Peters
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it's not too hot for him!

    Lisa Tetlow
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd break off some small pieces and put them on the table for him.

    Oops
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And of course the biggest one.

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    #38

    Keeps Pecking The Window And Shouting At Me While I'm Trying To Work. D**k

    Seagull stands defiantly on a window ledge, staring inside a building, showcasing birds being jerks.

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    Upstaged75
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oy - I'm trying to talk to you about your car warranty!

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Karenism has finally jumped species?

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hand over the chips and I won't be forced to break this window, chump"

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he thinks you're a d1ck for not sharing your lunch with him

    G A
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taunt him with a packet of biscuits.

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It probably sees it's own reflection.

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What do you want from me??"

    Granny's Thoughts
    Community Member
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reflection shows your fingers around his neck. Not very nice.

    Victoria Howell
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez, hang a towel over the window.

    #39

    What A D**k

    Bird pecking at a person's shoe on a pavement by a railing, showcasing birds being jerks.

    Own_Plan3519 Report

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swans are also a******s. But prettier than geese so they have a better reputation

    Cameron Moreton
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe not, there was a case where a swan killed somebody while they were kayaking. Swans tend to be more aggressive and territorial than geese.

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    The Darkest Timeline
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swans are quite territorial and they aren’t nice about it

    P R
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more tacky captions

    G A
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a duck, it's a swan....

    Troy Parr
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had that happen to my fingers many times when feeding swans and it's no big deal. It's just like having two lolly sticks trying to grab your finger. The kids used to laugh over it when it happened to them too.

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    #40

    Captured Moment Seagull Grabs The Flake Out Of My Ice Cream

    Bird stealing ice cream from a person's hand by the seaside.

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    Kathy Brooke
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging by the colour of the sea, that's the UK, and all gulls are protected species here.

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    Victoria Howell
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well,, it looks like you were offering it to him.

    Karl der Große
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Flake"? Somebody needs to translate for me.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chocolate stick in the ice cream, the brand name is Flake, because it's made of thin layers of chocolate slightly stuck together, but they flake off when you bite them. They are also used as a garnish for ice cream cones.

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    Granny's Thoughts
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he's going for the whole cone.

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your Flake? the little bastard.

    MadRatter
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the Flake!!! Best thing about the whole ice cream!

    Oops
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All this food is not good for them.

    Caryne Ag
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That ice cream looks like it’s worth fighting for…

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    #41

    He Keeps Setting Off My Ring

    Bird blocking a doorbell camera view on a sunny day, showcasing its funny side.

    Various-Variety1104 Report

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.

    Nancy Parker
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wants to talk to you about his Lord and Savior Sky Robin.

    #43

    They Want To Try Something New

    Bird playfully stealing spaghetti from a plate, showcasing funny bird antics at the dining table.

    Educational_Debt_150 Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biggest worm he's ever seen

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Birds doing Lady and the Tramp.

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks good...smells good...must be GOOD!!

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The nitwit thinks it's a plate of worms.

    Suby
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a cockatiel who loved tortellini. He would eat a couple of those things at one time!

    Stygtand
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the same type of bird. And he absolutely love spaghetti. 20 years of thievery.

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    #44

    Give Me Your Lunch Kid!

    Two pigeons on a sidewalk, one eating bread while a smaller bird looks on eagerly, showcasing funny bird behavior.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This feels like pigeons are the bullies of the bird world.

    Sian E
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah that's seagulls. I've seen a black backed gull eat a pigeon.

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    June
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sparrows are faster, they usually wait for the pigeons to break the big piece then pick up a smaller piece easier to carry away 🙃

    deejak
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope it's not chicken

    Matteic
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having seen both birds in action, there is a strong possibility the sparrow is the one stealing the food.

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pick on someone your own size buster.

    Victoria Howell
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Survival of the fittest (or biggest).

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    #45

    Perfect Shot!

    Seagull stealing fries from a blue beach bucket on a seaside pier, showcasing birds being jerks.

    Puzzled-Pay-8834 Report

    Owen
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it was left as an offering to the birds on their altar. What did you expect?

    G A
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumb leaving your chips unprotected

    Paula Carr
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those little blue pails are really cute.

    #46

    Poor Turtles

    Bird standing on two turtles near a pond, showcasing funny bird behavior.

    Thin-Juggernaut-4023 Report

    Nikole
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Red-eared sliders! Pigeon should watch his toes…

    RickyT
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I say go, you run to the left and I'll run right.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick, somebody call the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember what I said about pigeons being bullies? This just confirms it.

    B W
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The great A’tuin has ordered us to take all birds back to Her*. *She did not often think about birds flying, so She did not see the flaw in Her decision.

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't care, they stand on each other. But aren't they terrapins?

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just stepping stones of life.

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    #47

    My Bird Stole My Chips And Straight Up T-Posed On Me

    Bird standing confidently on a patterned bedspread in a room, looking amusingly assertive.

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    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Annnnnnd wat u goin do bout it bro"

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't have your chips. Go ahead. Search me."

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's too cute to be threatening, even when bowing up like that

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    #48

    "Please Give Me Back My Lunch"

    Pigeons with bread ignoring a sparrow on a pavement, showcasing funny bird behavior.

    Perfect_Path_7710 Report

    #49

    How Dare I Disturb Its Peace

    Pigeon with a defiant look, embodying the humor of birds being total jerks.

    ellie1398 Report

    Annabelle
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Uh, excuse you. I believe *I* have the right of way."

    Amanda Lynch
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pigeon: proceeds to lay an egg

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like side-eye from a jerk.

    brie sansotta
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, I wonder how much of a "load" I can drop on you?

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a pigeon did that to me, it would be dead.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of those nimrods decided to dive bomb me when I was getting on the expressway. I was probably at 60mph already when I heard the whack and saw the bird shaped bend in my antenna.

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google 'unfazed' and his picture is there

    #50

    What A D**k

    Two seagulls on a beach, one standing humorously on another's head, illustrating birds being total jerks.

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    P R
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again with the tacky caption. Putting in asterisks doesn't make it ok

    #51

    Forgot I Had This Open In A Tab And Fully Ugly Cackled When I Found It

    A seagull pecking at an ice cream cone by the beach, showcasing birds being total jerks.

    Putrid-Bluebird1188 Report

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    #52

    Hey Wrong Way

    A pigeon stands defiantly on a "Birds this way" sign, humorously blocking the message.

    Mean_Kick699 Report

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good that they put a sign. Now they need to teach him to read it

    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love wood pigeons. A pair nest in my garden every year. Love to listen to their cooing.

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad he doesn't know how to read.

    #53

    This D**k Has A Problem With My Security Camera

    A bird swooping aggressively at a camera in a grassy backyard, showcasing birds being jerks.

    felinebarbecue Report

    Binny Tutera
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably sees its reflection in the lens.

    Broccoli
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody was kungfu fighting

    RabidChild
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, he just likes taking selfies.

    #54

    "Mom! The Vultures Are Being Creepy Again!"

    Birds perched on a house roof under a cloudy sky, exhibiting humorous behavior.

    Soloflow786 Report

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not ominous at all. Maybe get your affairs in order

    m6nbtfpx7q
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would turn around and leave if I pulled up to my house and saw that.

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you've got this many vultures showing up, it's probably time to update your will.

    Shannon Donnelly
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most likely the sun was just out and they were all warming themselves in it. Or that house has a really badly insulated attic, so that roof is nice and toasty. My parents live on a street where about 7 dozen (yes, you read that correctly) Turkey vultures like to congregate, mostly during the autumn/winter months.

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    #56

    Google Street View Photographer Attacked By The World's Deadliest Creature!

    Penguin close-up on a beach at sunset, acting playfully.

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    #57

    No People Allowed

    Bird standing defiantly near a "No Pigeons Allowed" sign on dirt ground.

    No_Meringue3808 Report

    OzymandiasTheManokit They/Them
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *The pigeon waits, knowing well that he is breaking the loitering rule. He plans silently whose car he'll poop on next.*

    #58

    The Most Judgmental Birds I Have Ever Had The Misfortune Of Photographing

    Two birds perched, one staring at the other humorously, showcasing funny bird behavior.

    limmingchunching Report

    Amanda Fondaumiere
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “You didn’t get my good side! I’m not paying for this!”

    Sillywaster Stayalone
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they babblers, if yes, then they don't just look judgmental, but pass judgements. Loudly and incessantly.

    tresgatos72
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like those mean birds in the Pixar short film "For the Birds "😆

    #59

    This Jerk Dive-Bombs Every Bird That Comes To My Feeder

    Bird perched on a feeder, looking mischievous, surrounded by trees, with seeds scattered below.

    Motor_Poem7654 Report

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not "your" feeder anymore.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mockingbird, maybe? Those a******s are f*****g psychos, believe me. Atticus Finch was wrong, dead wrong, about them being harmless and just wanting to share their song.

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    #60

    Bird Attacking Me On My Front Porch

    A bird with striking red and black feathers appears aggressive, perched on a railing.

    Anyone else in Milwaukee, have one of these asshole birds attacking you every time you leave through your front door?

    One of these red tip black birds, decided to post up right on the top of my house overlooking anyone who walks out my front door and flying into their head; at one point it caused an accident where it hit someone in the back of the head which caused them to trip down the stairs, scraped up knees, scraped up forehead and hands.

    [deleted] Report

    tresgatos72
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Red-winged blackbird

    m6nbtfpx7q
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty embarrassing when a small bird wins the fight. Then again, I’ve never fought a bird, they might be vicious.

    #61

    D**k Birds Are Cyber Bullying Now

    Funny pic of a mocking bird text meme being a jerk, parodying human speech in a humorous way.

    loolskank Report

    Deborah
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my favorite barn cats died, and a few days later I thought I heard him again. It was a mockingbird!

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    #62

    Stellar Steller Jay Stealing Raven’s Peanuts

    Blue bird being a jerk with a peanut in its beak, standing on a ledge.

    purewhlight Report

    OzymandiasTheManokit They/Them
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see why they call it a stellar jay (now time to make a fancy shmancy fursona of this bird woop dee doo) :D

    Lukas (he/him, it/its)
    Community Member
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me looking through this post for cool birds to make Goetia ocs out of/use as memes

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    #63

    D**k Bites Girlfriend

    Two swans being playful, with one nipping the other's neck, while a duck watches in the background. Funniest birds being jerks.

    Kisrah Report

    Peeka_Mimi
    Community Member
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's a swan.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha. I don't think the censored word is duck.

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    #64

    This Bird Just Flies Into My Window All Day Long. How Do I Make It Stop?

    A bird hovering outside a window, appearing curious and playful against a garden backdrop.

    Cluster_Puck Report

    Boris Mohar
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is fighting his reflection. Stick a hawk silhouette there.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've had birds do that too. They think their reflection is another bird. Must be mating season - that's a male cardinal and he's probably defending his territory. You can put something in the window to mask the reflection.

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A string mesh net, or a fake spider's web, might do it

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    DancesWithCats
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They sell reflective window clings. Some are prismatic and look rainbowy some we can't really see but they have a UV pattern that lasts about half a year in the Sun but the birds can see. They can hurt themselves or worse if they hit the window too hard it can help them survive to get some of these clings.

    Tropical Tarot
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The item on the left looks like it's reddish and probably a fake lobster of some sort. The bird thinks it's another male and is attacking it. Only the males are red the females are brownish.

    #65

    Call 911 The Bird Stole My Breakfast

    Bird snatching a croissant from a food tray, showing funny bird behavior at an outdoor cafe.

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was eating lunch outside and a sparrow approached, so I put a portion aside for him. He politely joined me. It was nice to have some company.

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    #66

    Takin’ Potato Chips From A Child Is Still A Ground Score, Right? Quit Ya Beak, We Gon Eat Tonight!

    Two birds walking on a pathway, with one holding a snack bag in its beak, showcasing funny bird behavior.

    stammerton Report

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to see them try to open the packet, though

    #67

    I Have No Words, Was Just Sad And Bought Ice Cream

    A bird stealing ice cream from a cone by the ocean, showcasing birds being jerks.

    Cplayer_minichu Report

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop taking ice cream selfies at the beach. The gulls have figured it out.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally self-inflicted. Who f*****g cares what your ice cream looks like—-because it looks like every other ice cream they sell. It ain’t unique, ffs. So just eat it before the gulls take it from you, ffs.

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    Fran Parry
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is staged and the birds learn from it. She would have dropped that and run if it was real

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    #68

    Got Up From My Lunch And These Sh**heads Showed Up Immediately

    Birds acting like jerks, eating food off an outdoor restaurant table.

    rjross0623 Report

    Kathy Brooke
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just cleaning up your leftovers to avoid waste.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then clean up your take yourself before you leave, ffs. Yeah, I know most places pay someone to bus your table, but you could at least save them having to fight birds (and probably get dived bombed and s**t on as well) just to do their job for the criminally low wages they’re paid.

    #69

    My Bird Ate My Art

    Bird perched on a person's head with damaged painting on table; bird being a jerk.

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paper is really bad for birds. Blocks their intestines

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    #70

    Spent $4,000 On Corrective Eye Surgery, Only For Her To Scratch Out The Stitches Within Two Days. Thanks, Bean

    A bird being playful, gently nipping a person's finger with its beak.

    Mochipants Report

    tresgatos72
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She needs the Cone of Shame

    #71

    Poor Bird Flies Into My Window Every Morning And Keeps Hurting Himself. Not Sure How To Make It Stop

    A bird hovering near a window, seemingly about to collide, with trees visible outside.

    LittleMissAcctnt Report

    Boris Mohar
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is fighting his reflection. Stick a hawk silhouette there

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must be tired of saying that so many times.

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    DancesWithCats
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Window clings for anti bird collision. They make them just for this purpose.

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reflective window film: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Anti-Collision-Stickers-Silhouettes-Protection-Transparent/dp/B07YZ54JFW/ref=asc_df_B07YZ54JFW?mcid=da7ad91f1d8137a7872440d2470fdfbc&hvocijid=10483267294569248724-B07YZ54JFW-&hvexpln=74&tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=696285193871&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=10483267294569248724&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9045702&hvtargid=pla-2281435177338&gad_source=1&th=1

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    #72

    Any Ideas On How To Politely Ask This Jerk To Stop Attacking My Window?

    A bird hovering outside a window, surrounded by green leaves, appearing to be a jerk towards the glass.

    uniballing Report

    Boris Mohar
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is fighting his reflection. Stick a hawk silhouette there

    AtMostAFabulist
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You ever get that feeling of deja vu?

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same as above. He thinks there's another bird when he sees himself.

    Annabelle
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not being a jerk. :(

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reflective window film. Sorry, long link. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Anti-Collision-Stickers-Silhouettes-Protection-Transparent/dp/B07YZ54JFW/ref=asc_df_B07YZ54JFW?mcid=da7ad91f1d8137a7872440d2470fdfbc&hvocijid=10483267294569248724-B07YZ54JFW-&hvexpln=74&tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=696285193871&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=10483267294569248724&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9045702&hvtargid=pla-2281435177338&gad_source=1&th=1

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    To Be Fair I May Have Interrupted His Meal

    A swan with an open beak on grass, surrounded by trees, displaying funny bird behavior.

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