Money gives you options. I've been able to retire 5 years early, and I'm much happier than I was when I was working. It also buys reliable cars, nice houses, fun holidays, and removes a lot of the stresses of life.

"Looks don't matter!" - Hot people

Trying something else is not giving up.

Yep, this whole "culture war" BS is just a distraction from the real problem.

"Corporation has record profits, but the employees are underpaid." WRONG. Corporation has record profits BECAUSE employees are underpaid.

Those who claim to be brutally honest are more interested in being brutal than honest.

The only thing trickling down is tears from the nearly non-existent middle class

I will believe that a corporation is a person when the state of Texas executes one.

Bullies COUNT on this. When they face no consequences, it is the same as giving them approval to continue.

I wonder how they think the GPS on their phone works? Or what the 'G' stands for?

We cats are knocking them off the edge of the earth, but they keep hitting elephant ears and turtle flippers.

"If the Earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now."

The only thing flat is their head. Their brain was squashed when they were dropped on it. Lol

Maybe some people cling to it because they get a charge from being contrary. They were easier to ignore before the internet.

I really think it started out as troll joking and they kept it going and then the other trolls and gullible people joined that nonsense. You can’t see the curve of the earth on the flattest clearest terrain from a mountain because the arc of curve is 8% which the human eye cannot detect. High up it can be seen. The sun would always be shining and we’d been an inferno if we were flat. We would have no atmosphere and no water as it would run of the edges and leave forever lol. You could make you own flat model at home easily just to figure that out.

And I keep **telling** these people that cats have proven, beyond reasonable doubt, that the earth is NOT flat! If it was, the cats would have pushed everything off it by now! (rolls eyes at Flat Earthers)

Why can you never buy a property overlooking the edge?!

My conspiracy theory is that all of these ani-science conspiracy theories, like flat-Earth, anti-vax, 5g, etc., are propped up by oil and gas companies to sow seeds of doubt about climate science.

Can we just shoot them into space with Bezos and Musk?

HAH!

Take your problems to your Union, I know in the US some Unions are not cool and instrumental used by corporations, but it's with unity Unions can really help us protect one another and better our workplaces and situation

RUN!

Why are so many willing to let men who have been dead for more than 2000 years dictate them how to live their lives?

“Your call is very important to us. Please wait until it is no longer important to you.”

“Did you actively choose to be straight? Or did you just know?”

If it's clear what God wants, why are there over 45,000 different Christian denominations?

"Pull yourself up by your bootstraps" was originally meant satirically - to make fun of the very type people who use the phrase now. Try pulling yourself by your own bootstraps. Youl'll end up flat on your a*s.

And if you accept it you can kiss promotions goodbye. Why promote someone doing 4 jobs?

So sorry that shīt happened to you.

This. As a Canadian I can say with complete certainty they don't care s*** about us.

I heard someone say, "You could never have a conspiracy across the whole scientific community because we're very gossipy people who drink a lot."

"Reduce your risk by 20%" sounds like a lot at first. But if my chance was 1% to begin with, and you're saying I could get it down to 0.8% by drinking asperagus juice every day, that sounds much less impressive.

Keep your fingers and toes away from the cage, and maybe find some sympathy in that you don't have to be her everyday. What kind of hell goes on between those ears?

Surgeons don't pass out from lack of oxygen, you big babies.

Clean lithium, cobalt, and every other mineral they rape the Earth for to make cell phones, solar panels, EVs, etc...wake up!!

It's almost like the failing education system they created has led to a drop in reading comprehension, which is a direct correlation to ignorant Christian Evangelicals.

"Buy a ticket for every possible combination of numbers"

Depends on which side of the supply you're on.

We REALLY hate this saying. Have you ever seen a sphinx cat?

Thank you for teaching me a new thing today.