This is just pure genius!

Fake it 'til you make it!

As a recovering evangelical, I absolutely love this story!

Clever

Def worth a try. Good for you :)

oh ive done this before, with successful results

whole new meaning to friends with benefits

My parents would've said: we're tired of watching this stupid s**t.

i feel like every kid has done this before..i certainly have

Oh my... this is the smartest thing I've ever read

Bet you learned the job pdq though. Kudos.

Skills...

Fair enough. Don't blame you one bit. Hope you ate ok that night.

Whixh country does have a curfew for children? Isn't that the choice of the parents?

*enter mission impossible theme here*

Mouth drop

My dad used to do this on nature walks. Found out years later that the 'lesser spotted throat warbler' was a thrush.

Creepy.

That reminds me of this 6 year old kid in our neighborhood. He saw a banana and said he didn't know what it was, so we let him eat one. It turned out he didn't know what any fruit was so we were always giving him some. We thought we were doing him a huge favor. Got talking to his mom one day who laughed and said he would say anything to get food and he was familiar with all kinds of fruit! We were so taken for a ride!

Sneaky, but good result ! Wife !

this one is just kinda sad....

actually, i too am in line for the British throne. I swear. Pinkie promise.

i am uncomfortable with that level of manipulation

Really don't get this. I am definitely old today. :(

How could you invent Jewish holidays? I mean, there's a calendar. You had a Jewish professor? College staff are really that stupid?

I call BS on this one

There is a similar post to this in this BP article that was posted by a man; it has positive comments on it.

um...

That’s not lying, it’s stealing.

That entire study lost it's validity that day.