George Carlin was the reality check I needed at an impressionable age...

Anti-vax parents that refuse to immunise their children should be charged with murder if their child dies of a preventable disease - or if their child transmits a preventable disease to another who dies. No ifs and buts.

Do you want the item/service? Gotta sign regardless

Trickle down would work if the rich weren't so super absorbent that they suck.

Just ask Florida, where schoolchildren are now fighting for the freedom to...wait for it...READ.

Indoctrination is f*****g horrifying and must be ended

I have been wondering about Mr Elon Musk. He could essentially be Batman, but he has decided emulate Joker instead.

"Your call is important to us, please hold for the next available representative. The current wait time is 1 hour". Call disconnects after 45 minutes. Immediately call back..."You call is....yadda yadda yadda...the current wait time is 3 hours."

... and we'll be all home for Christmas!

Then please explain why innocent people get cancer, tumors and whatnot and evil people get away with it

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Your reward for hard work is more work and the second the company needs to save a buck you’ll be kicked to the curb.

They sure do, even if we don't want them to. We are programmed to respond positively to physical beauty. The best thing we can do is be aware of it, so we can consciously counter it.

As soon as you hear that phrase, unionise

Money won't make you happy but it makes it a hell of a lot easier to be happy

An easy way to control the masses.

Maybe that's because most of our religions were created by primitive cultures that thought the Universe ended at Saturn and didn't know what caused Earthquakes. Primitive people created primitive, small-minded deities.

We will never evolve past violence until we evolve past religion.

I am actually Jewish, Christian, Buddhist and Agnostic. I love seeing people's faces when they ask me my religion lol 😂

I choose Pastafarian.

The religious can't help it, really. They have an overactive area in the brain that fires when they are being religious. Apparently, it also fires for football fans too. (And before you ask, it was a theory from some time ago and I do not remember the source.)

Religion controls the poor... so they refrain from killing the rich.

Literally the only reason religion is alive because a bunch of greedy old people want to easily control others...

Pastafarian!!!!!

If you want to talk about mindless sheep, religion.

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None of them are right. Remember, God gave man free will. Religion takes it away

Blah blah blah - I hear politicians talk & I hear voices from Peanuts

Superior races based on ANYTHING at all.

Those who say this should lead by example.

They should send you an email when your free trial ends.. haha it would seem to be honest, but ofcourse i also understand the companies.

I said this lie recently and you know what? I'll do it again and again because I'm not telling any new parent out there that their new baby is ugly

That's just capitalism, Baebee! 😎 Just keep telling yourself that you live in a meritocracy and get back to work!

Life is unfair, random, cruel and brutal.

Generally: 'Open here'. It hardly ever opens there.

Bush just wanted to finish what his daddy started. And we allowed it for two decades.

Whoever thinks that didn't have history classes? Everyone knows slavery was present in antiquity.

The price of diamonds was artificially raised

No, but you will have a smart phone...

the full saying is actually the customer is always right in matters of taste

Men and women are not equal in many places. But their rights should be equal and neither gender is inferior to the other in general. Both genders have what they are better at and what they are not as good at.

Don't tax millionaires more, because I could be a millionaire tomorrow.

This makes me sick. LET THEM FAIL. No business should be free from the consequences of their bad decisions and unethical treatment of employees and customers.

Disinformation to soften the impact of hostile invasion.

A guy heard that at age 5 and spent the next 50 years cracking the knuckles of only one hand - no difference between hands (pretty young start for a scientist)

Not a total lie, just the way it was over/misrepresented for many years when the main cause of obesity is simply eating too much. Just as these days the focus on sugar means that so many products are replacing it with artificial sweeteners (which I personally find disgusting) instead of people simply eating less of it.

The problem is - people. Communism could be a brilliant system if it wasn't for people. Nasty, venal things.

Go be free in the woods with nothing, or be enslaved by the comforts of society.

The serving sizes of *anything*.

this was world war 2 propaganda from the UK to cover for the fact we had Radar