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School yearbooks are not just some lousy inventions to glorify the jocks, the popular girls, and mathletes - they can also mark your time at school and are a perfect opportunity to leave your mark for years to come and proudly look back at your achievements. Unfortunately, senior quotes can often become horrible reminders of questionable fashion choices and awkward attempts to appear cool and intellectual. Sometimes even the best yearbook quotes that seemed very bright at the time can make you shiver of shame now.
For these guys, though, it's rather the opposite. All of these students hilariously nailed their funny quotes, forever to remain heroes of their class for their ability to make us laugh with just a single sentence. From secretly giving the finger to teachers and perfect one-liners to gloriously coming out of the closet, these funny yearbook quotes are sure to make history.
This senior yearbook quotes list, compiled by Bored Panda, will make you giggle like a schoolgirl, so scroll down and be prepared to laugh at these brilliant examples of how to stay true to yourself.
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#3
I've Learned To Say Here When The Teacher Hesitates While Taking Attendance
#9
To All The Teachers That Never Taught Me A Thing: Stranger Things Season 2 Episode 5 35:08
#11
Of Course I Dress Well. I Didn't Spend All That Time In The Closet For Nothing
#18
High School Musical Told Me We're All In This Together But You Guys Were Not Helpful
#26
Sometimes When I Get Bored I Like To Go Into The Garden And Bury Myself And Pretend I'm A Carrot
#27
"Become Friends With Someone, And They May Allow You To Take Certain Items From Their Home" - Skyrim Loading Screen
#30
I Need Feminism Because I Intend Marrying Rich And I Can't Do That If My Wife And I Are Making 75 Cent For Every Dollar A Man Makes
#31
I Asked God For A Bike, But I Know God Doesn't Work That Way, So I Stole A Bike And Asked God For Forgiveness
#32
Remember To Always Be Yourself, Unless You Suck. Then Pretend To Be Someone Else
#35
I'm Trying To Come Up With A Senior Quote For You But All I Can Think Of Is Hippo Farts - Mom
#36
This Kid Used Morse Code For His Senior Quote And We Translated It And This Is What It Said
#37
"Aim For The Moon. That Way, If You Miss, You're A Disappointment On A Much Larger Scale." - Brian Essbe
#39
There's No Need To Repeat Yourself. I Ignored You Just Fine At First Time
#41
"I Did My Waiting!!!!! 12 Years Of It!!!!! In Azkaban!!!!" - Sirius Black
#54
"That's Why Her Hair Is So Big, It's Full Of Secrets" Damien, Mean Girls
#56
Shoutout To Everyone That Doubted Me Because I Had A Baby, Here I Am Living, Breathing, Doing Better Than Yall
#58
"I See Now That Circumstances Of One's Birth Are Irrelevant. It Is What You Do With The Gift Of Life That Determines Who You Are" -Mewtwo
#59
"Close Your Eyes. Imagine Yourself On A Boat. Smell The Salty Air. Now Open Your Eyes. Your Life Still Sucks But That Was Kinda Fun Right?" - Brian Essbe
#62
I Don't Need A Piece Of Paper Saying I Succeeded. I Just Need Food. - Shane Dawson
#63
I've Learned To Say Here When The Teacher Hesitates While Taking Attendance
#64
"When Life Throws A Wrench In Your Plans, Catch It And Build And Ikea Bookshelf." - Tyler Oakley
#66
If You Don't Like Where You Are In Life... Move. You Ain't A Tree. -Bhad Bhabie
#69
"I'm Always Right, Except When I'm Wrong, Which Is Often." - Arin Hanson
#71
"(Insert Quote From The Office To Show Everyone I'm Quirky)" - Michael Probably
#74
One, Don't Pick Up The Phone. You Know He's Only Calling Cause He's Drunk And Alone. Two, Don't Let Him In. You Have To Kick Him Out Again
#75
I Was Worried At First When They Told Me I Had To Do A Chinese Oral But Then I Realized It Was Something Completely Different
#83
"I Hate When I'm On A Flight And I Wake Up With A Water Bottle Next To Me Like Oh Great Now I Gotta Be Responsible For This Water Bottle" - Kanye West
#87
Sure, Follow Your Dreams, But First Follow My Instagram @brianna_nicole4
#90
"They Can Kill You But The Legalities Of Eating You Are Quite A Bit Dicier." - David Foster Wallace
#93
"I'm So Sorry, I Really Have No Time To Explain. I Have A Universe To Set Right, Thank You And Goodbye"
#94
If You Look At This Picture In 30 Years, Just Know That I Look Exactly The Same Because Black Don't Crack
#107
"Remember That True Beauty Comes From Within - Within Bottles, Compacts & Lipstick Tubes" - Jeffree Star
#114
"They Say You Are What You Eat... (That's Funny) I Don't Remember Eating A Goat." - Young Thug
#118
"My Dad And I Play This Game Where He Pretends To Not Know Who I Am, And I Cry, Asking Him Why He Left." - Bardock Obama
#121
Be Determined, Passionate And Brilliant In Life. Make Sure To Buy Lots Of 4 For $4's As Well
#123
"When The Snow Falls And The White Winds Blow, The Lone Wolf Dies But The Pack Survives." - George RR Martin
#125
There Are Actually Five States Of Matter - Not Four, Namely: Solid, Liquid, Gas, Plasma And Black Lives
#128
My School Had A Thing Where The Teachers Had Their Own Senior Quotes In The Yearbook, This Was My Stats Teacher's: "I Got More Tail Than Petco, You Faker Than Some Sweet'n Low." - Childish Gambino
#133
Makeup Brushes Aren't Meant To Be Swirled In Makeup Palettes Like It's Paint
#135
"Can You Keep Up With My Lingo? Some Say Life Is A Gamble, Which Means Love Is A Casino." - Kevin Gates
#137
I'm Handsome. You Can Call Me Romeo. Good Luck Seniors! I Get All The Girls. Very Popular
#138
"If You Ain't Got The Sauce, Then You're Lost. But You Can Also Get Lost In The Sauce." -Gucci Mane
#143
I Mean I Don't Even Know Why You Girls Even Bother At This Point, Like, Give It Up, It's Me, And I Win, You Lose, Hahahaha
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What do you think ?
*incoherent screaming* 6 years ago
I don't know if my school does, but I know what mine would be: wAIT WHAT
Zori the degu 6 years ago
I should start thinking about which of all my quotes I would put in the yearbook. I just hope we are allowed quotes. Or even a book, really.
*incoherent screaming* 6 years ago
I don't know if my school does, but I know what mine would be: wAIT WHAT
Zori the degu 6 years ago
I should start thinking about which of all my quotes I would put in the yearbook. I just hope we are allowed quotes. Or even a book, really.
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