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School yearbooks are not just some lousy inventions to glorify the jocks, the popular girls, and mathletes - they can also mark your time at school and are a perfect opportunity to leave your mark for years to come and proudly look back at your achievements. Unfortunately, senior quotes can often become horrible reminders of questionable fashion choices and awkward attempts to appear cool and intellectual. Sometimes even the best yearbook quotes that seemed very bright at the time can make you shiver of shame now.
For these guys, though, it's rather the opposite. All of these students hilariously nailed their funny quotes, forever to remain heroes of their class for their ability to make us laugh with just a single sentence. From secretly giving the finger to teachers and perfect one-liners to gloriously coming out of the closet, these funny yearbook quotes are sure to make history.
This senior yearbook quotes list, compiled by Bored Panda, will make you giggle like a schoolgirl, so scroll down and be prepared to laugh at these brilliant examples of how to stay true to yourself.
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#1
Keep Calm, It's Just An Extra Chromosome
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#2
"Don't You Dare Use That As Your Senior Picture" - Mom
#3
I've Learned To Say Here When The Teacher Hesitates While Taking Attendance
#4
"My Senior Project Was To Make A Clone." 'A+"
#5
I Started High School With Straight A's, Now I'm Not Even Straight
#6
I Only Wear This To Give The Rest Of You Girls A Chance
#7
When Life Shuts A Door, Open It Back Up. That's How Doors Work
#8
So Heard The Ladies Like Bad Boys. Lucky For Them, I'm Bad At Everything
#9
To All The Teachers That Never Taught Me A Thing: Stranger Things Season 2 Episode 5 35:08
Daniel Fleming 6 years ago
What's funny is in the show Dustin was talking to Mike's mom. It was surprising and funny to see how rude he was to an adult.
#10
Anything Is Possible When You Sound Caucasian On The Phone
#11
Of Course I Dress Well. I Didn't Spend All That Time In The Closet For Nothing
#12
'i've Never Had A Bad Hair Day All Of High School"
#13
I Make Terrible Science Puns, But Only Periodically
Richard Samul 6 years ago
Chemistry joke: You're either part of the solution, or you're part of the precipitate.
#14
My Ears Give Out Better Signal Than The School Wi-Fi
#15
This Is My Actual Last Name
#16
"You're An Asian, Not A B-Sian" - My Dad
#17
"You Become Doctor Now?" - Grandma
#18
High School Musical Told Me We're All In This Together But You Guys Were Not Helpful
#19
Pancake Recipe
#20
"Knock! Knock!.." "Who's There?.." "A Patel!"
#21
Yes, It's My Real Name
Never Mind 6 years ago
His parents gave him a name, and he will choose the nursing home for them...
#22
RIP Club Penguin, You Raised Me When My Parents Didn't Want To
#23
When Life Gives You Lemons
#24
"I Like My Girls How I Like My Coffee..." "We Don't Like Coffee."
#25
"Grey's Anatomy Season 5, Episode 6, 39:40
Kay Pahlad 6 years ago
Thank you panda for adding their quote references... Curiosity satisfied 👍
#26
Sometimes When I Get Bored I Like To Go Into The Garden And Bury Myself And Pretend I'm A Carrot
#27
"Become Friends With Someone, And They May Allow You To Take Certain Items From Their Home" - Skyrim Loading Screen
#28
Another Wan Bites The Dust
#29
I Think It Was More Difficult To Graduate Than To Cross The Border
#30
I Need Feminism Because I Intend Marrying Rich And I Can't Do That If My Wife And I Are Making 75 Cent For Every Dollar A Man Makes
frederic eeckman 6 years ago
Taki, drop Fox News and conspiracy websites and come into the real world please.
#31
I Asked God For A Bike, But I Know God Doesn't Work That Way, So I Stole A Bike And Asked God For Forgiveness
#32
Remember To Always Be Yourself, Unless You Suck. Then Pretend To Be Someone Else
#33
I Found My Super Suit
#34
Me Like Rice
#35
I'm Trying To Come Up With A Senior Quote For You But All I Can Think Of Is Hippo Farts - Mom
#36
This Kid Used Morse Code For His Senior Quote And We Translated It And This Is What It Said
#37
"Aim For The Moon. That Way, If You Miss, You're A Disappointment On A Much Larger Scale." - Brian Essbe
#38
So What, Do I Just Write Something Here And It'll Go In The Yearbook?
#39
There's No Need To Repeat Yourself. I Ignored You Just Fine At First Time
#40
Call Me Dadi
karen snyder 6 years ago
Call me Dadi isn't even the best one on the page!!! I think Sreya has life's pattern nailed and the young lady who wishes to be addressed formally, like grandma or the president, en español, just made my thuglife list.
#41
"I Did My Waiting!!!!! 12 Years Of It!!!!! In Azkaban!!!!" - Sirius Black
#42
Bruh, We Graduated Just To Go School Again
#43
"Where Did You Come From, Where Did You Go?" - Cotton-Eye Joe
#44
The Carper Matches The Drapes
#45
I Forgot To Be Oppressed For This Picture
#46
Is This The Krusty Krab? No. This Is Patric
#47
Narnia Wasn't The Only Thing In The Closet For 17 Years
#48
Here's To Always Staying Positive And Testing Negative
#49
"Why Can't I Just Eat My Waffle?" - President Barack Obama
Molly Tallmadge 6 years ago
This is an actual quote. Obama loves waffles as much as Biden loves ice cream!
#50
Without Google I Would Not Be Graduating
#51
"The Only Time I Set The Bar Low Is For Limbo." - Michael Scott
#52
The Only Thing Lower Than My Gpa Is My Will To Live
#53
Ravioli, Ravioli, Give Me The Diplomioli!
#54
"That's Why Her Hair Is So Big, It's Full Of Secrets" Damien, Mean Girls
#55
I'd Like To Thank Dobe, Alanzostotle, And Satan. I Love You Guys.
#56
Shoutout To Everyone That Doubted Me Because I Had A Baby, Here I Am Living, Breathing, Doing Better Than Yall
Taryn Wallace 6 years ago
I mean good for her for graduating high school after having a kid and all but sadly high school is the easiest you will ever have it... the world outside school sucks balls THAT is where u get to show everyone who doubted you how awesome you are....
#57
I Was Born White
#58
"I See Now That Circumstances Of One's Birth Are Irrelevant. It Is What You Do With The Gift Of Life That Determines Who You Are" -Mewtwo
#59
"Close Your Eyes. Imagine Yourself On A Boat. Smell The Salty Air. Now Open Your Eyes. Your Life Still Sucks But That Was Kinda Fun Right?" - Brian Essbe
#60
"I Am Usually Not One For Speeches, So Goodbye." - Ron Swanson
#61
The Link Master
#62
I Don't Need A Piece Of Paper Saying I Succeeded. I Just Need Food. - Shane Dawson
#63
I've Learned To Say Here When The Teacher Hesitates While Taking Attendance
#64
"When Life Throws A Wrench In Your Plans, Catch It And Build And Ikea Bookshelf." - Tyler Oakley
#65
"I Would Like To Die On Mars. Just Not On Impacts." - Elon Musk
#66
If You Don't Like Where You Are In Life... Move. You Ain't A Tree. -Bhad Bhabie
#67
Waking Up Is The Second Hardest Thing In The Morning
#68
And No, I Will Not Be Your Gay Best Friend
#69
"I'm Always Right, Except When I'm Wrong, Which Is Often." - Arin Hanson
#70
A Lot Of Girls Didn't Like Me This Year, But Their Boyfriends Did. ;)
#71
"(Insert Quote From The Office To Show Everyone I'm Quirky)" - Michael Probably
#72
"Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want." - Spice Girls
#73
"I'm Ugly And I'm Proud" - Spongebob
#74
One, Don't Pick Up The Phone. You Know He's Only Calling Cause He's Drunk And Alone. Two, Don't Let Him In. You Have To Kick Him Out Again
#75
I Was Worried At First When They Told Me I Had To Do A Chinese Oral But Then I Realized It Was Something Completely Different
#76
I Like My Women How I Like My Coffee. I Don't Like Coffee
#77
All Along I Was Next To A Blessing
#78
I'm Fat Cause I Don't Chase These Girls
#79
Love Food. Love Others. Nothing Else Matters
#80
I Am Selena In A School Filled With Yolandas
Tashina Ferries-Gallo 6 years ago
Yolanda killed the singer Selena. I think the gist of the quote is she is something special surrounded by haters.
#81
My Hair Is Straight, But I'm Not
#82
Damn, Joseph Just Stole My Girl Again! - Everyone
#83
"I Hate When I'm On A Flight And I Wake Up With A Water Bottle Next To Me Like Oh Great Now I Gotta Be Responsible For This Water Bottle" - Kanye West
#84
You Can't Always Pick Your Father, But You Can Pick Your Daddy
#85
"Beyonce Said Pretty Hurts... No Wonder I'm Always In Pain"
#86
Cats Are Love, Cats Are Life :3 And Yaoi... Yaoi Too...
#87
Sure, Follow Your Dreams, But First Follow My Instagram @brianna_nicole4
#88
This Was Nothing Like High School Musical, How Upsetting
#89
My Mom Should Have Swallowed Me
#90
"They Can Kill You But The Legalities Of Eating You Are Quite A Bit Dicier." - David Foster Wallace
#91
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#92
I Had A Good Senior Quote But Hillary Deleted It
#93
"I'm So Sorry, I Really Have No Time To Explain. I Have A Universe To Set Right, Thank You And Goodbye"
#94
If You Look At This Picture In 30 Years, Just Know That I Look Exactly The Same Because Black Don't Crack
#95
We Didn't Choose The Twin Life... The Twin Life Chose Us
Isabella DeBenedetto 6 years ago
Am I the only one who thought that their last name was "Macaroni?"
#96
"I Know Guac Is Extra." - Jackie Aina
BarryAllenTheFlash 6 years ago
I know this is super off-topic, but her necklace is super cute :)
#97
Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life
#98
I'm Already Hungry Tomorrow
#99
Physics Is To Math As Sex Is To Masturbation
#100
You All Say You Hate Me, But Presidents Don't Elect Themselves
#101
You Can Catch Flies With Honey, But You Catch More Honeys Being Fly
#102
Found This In The Yearbook, Read It Backwards
#103
"Hoo Wah Hey Ya Shoo Wa Zadup Wow!" - The Book Of Mormon (The Musical)
#104
I'm Sorry If I Stole Your Girlfriend
#105
Why Does Snoop Dogg Need An Umbrella? - Fo Drizzle
#106
I Can't See
#107
"Remember That True Beauty Comes From Within - Within Bottles, Compacts & Lipstick Tubes" - Jeffree Star
#108
You Can Always Retake A Class But You Can't Relive A Party
#109
Some People Say "Flips Weave," But I'm Gone Flip This Tassel Instead
#110
"I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing." - Homer Simpson
#111
"I Know I Look Great. My House Has Mirrors." - William
#112
My C's Went To A's And So Did My Grades
#113
Drake Was There For Me When No One Else Was
#114
"They Say You Are What You Eat... (That's Funny) I Don't Remember Eating A Goat." - Young Thug
#115
"Keep The Snakes Away From Me, Unless They Gucci." - Blackbear
#116
I'm The Girl With The Charger R/T
#117
"I'm Like Tinkerbell, I Need Applause To Live!" - Rachel Berry
#118
"My Dad And I Play This Game Where He Pretends To Not Know Who I Am, And I Cry, Asking Him Why He Left." - Bardock Obama
Actually, 2019 is my year 6 years ago
What is happening to the comment thread below? #confused
#119
"Who, What, When, Where, Why, And How?" - Zayne Hijazi
#120
I Hope My Future Is As Bright As My Highlight
#121
Be Determined, Passionate And Brilliant In Life. Make Sure To Buy Lots Of 4 For $4's As Well
#122
Dez Caught It
#123
"When The Snow Falls And The White Winds Blow, The Lone Wolf Dies But The Pack Survives." - George RR Martin
Vytas Navickas 6 years ago
I was reading that quote with Led Zep playing in my ears until I saw the plagiarist authors name
#124
It's Weird Knowing I'm The Best Looking One On This Page
#125
There Are Actually Five States Of Matter - Not Four, Namely: Solid, Liquid, Gas, Plasma And Black Lives
Molly 6 years ago
I love your quote so much!! I am a 41 yr old white woman and if i can please just leave this here right quick...it is racist, ignorant, prejudice and flat out mean to disrespect and demean a movement by making it all inclusive. Black Lives Matter is bigger and deeper then any white woman including myself will ever understand. To diminsh it but saying "all lives matter" ( of course they do! Seriously? Youre really gonna say that?!) And saying this brilliant and beautiful high school student sounds rascist is ignorant and disrespectful. One more thing...do Latino and Latina lives matter?? Or is it just Mexicans? Before you slam on someone for sounding rascist do your research and please figure out appropriate cultural terms.
#126
If It Don’t Make Money, It Don’t Make Sense
#127
"You Miss 100% Of The Shots You Never Take." - Lee Harvey Oswald
#128
My School Had A Thing Where The Teachers Had Their Own Senior Quotes In The Yearbook, This Was My Stats Teacher's: "I Got More Tail Than Petco, You Faker Than Some Sweet'n Low." - Childish Gambino
#129
If You Feel Like You're Going To Crash, Accelerate More. - BTS
LittleMissPerfect 6 years ago
Oh nooooo, my friend is obsessed with BTS and I HATE them. It's torture
#130
"Where Ever I Go, I Know That There Will Be Frijoles En La Casa"
#131
You Gotta Be Bottomless To Get To The Top
LittleMissPerfect 6 years ago
Does anyone else see the bit at the bottom. "Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla!"
#132
The Angels Protect Me The Demons Respect Me
#133
Makeup Brushes Aren't Meant To Be Swirled In Makeup Palettes Like It's Paint
#134
My Senior Project Was To Make A Clone. A+
#135
"Can You Keep Up With My Lingo? Some Say Life Is A Gamble, Which Means Love Is A Casino." - Kevin Gates
#137
I'm Handsome. You Can Call Me Romeo. Good Luck Seniors! I Get All The Girls. Very Popular
#138
"If You Ain't Got The Sauce, Then You're Lost. But You Can Also Get Lost In The Sauce." -Gucci Mane
#139
"I Am Dripping Melanin And Honey. I Am Black Without Apology" - Upile
Dr. Cheri Hayes 6 years ago
If someone who was not a POC said that, changing 'black' to any other 'color', they'd be accused of racism.
#140
If The Red Rivers A Flowin', Take The Dirt Road Home
#141
I Never Liked Non Of Yall, Wish I Would've Stayed At Dunbar
#142
"... But To Live Doesn't Mean You're Alive" - Nicki Minaj
Brent Fisher 4 years ago
Braveheart. Every man dies, not every man truly lives. And in case you didn't get the memo, you will die eventually if you don't start smoking cigarettes.
#143
I Mean I Don't Even Know Why You Girls Even Bother At This Point, Like, Give It Up, It's Me, And I Win, You Lose, Hahahaha
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What do you think ?
*incoherent screaming* 6 years ago
I don't know if my school does, but I know what mine would be: wAIT WHAT
Zori the degu 6 years ago
I should start thinking about which of all my quotes I would put in the yearbook. I just hope we are allowed quotes. Or even a book, really.
Ann Abdelzaher 6 years ago
My senior quote was "to be thought half as good as men women must do things twice as well. Luckily this isn't difficult!"
Actually, 2019 is my year 6 years ago
Well, they are teenagers...what did you expect?
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Alia G. 6 years ago
How is that a bad thing? I’m just curious, I’m not one of the people who downvoted you. I thought the tv ones were charming.
Load More Replies... *incoherent screaming* 6 years ago
I don't know if my school does, but I know what mine would be: wAIT WHAT
Zori the degu 6 years ago
I should start thinking about which of all my quotes I would put in the yearbook. I just hope we are allowed quotes. Or even a book, really.
Ann Abdelzaher 6 years ago
My senior quote was "to be thought half as good as men women must do things twice as well. Luckily this isn't difficult!"
Actually, 2019 is my year 6 years ago
Well, they are teenagers...what did you expect?
Load More Replies... Alia G. 6 years ago
How is that a bad thing? I’m just curious, I’m not one of the people who downvoted you. I thought the tv ones were charming.
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