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People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny I overheard a girl in a bar telling her friends goodbye. I simply leaned in and said, “Don’t go.” It worked. It worked so well!

PalmettoShark , Nahid V Report

Final score:

129points

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DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

This was soo smooth.

35points

DietEnvironmental696 , Brave Heart Report

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny What’s a nice guy like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Final score:

121points

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ShriSha Kamboj 2 years ago

let's find out :)

26points

Spanish-Tortillas , fromcolettewithlove Report

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny Hey can you help me out real quick?

Holds out hand

Will you hold this while I go for a walk?

it worked a few times. And when it didn't I got some good laughs.

Final score:

99points

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Nisimot 2 years ago

awwn

17points

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny Do you live around here often?

my autistic brother who giggles profusely after saying it.

NateLikesToLift , Steven Miller Report

Final score:

88points

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Lyone Fein 2 years ago

This is the first one I've liked.

20points

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny You remind me of my appendix. You give me this weird feeling inside and I want to take you out.

kingJoffi , Brian Hanifin Report

Final score:

72points

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Mary Rose Kent 2 years ago

Bonus Addition: Because I feel like I’m bursting inside...

31points

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny Hey girl, are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon on the Colorado River, on the border of Nevada and Arizona, constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935 by President Franklin Delano Roosevelt?

Because DAM

walterpsherman , Gnaphron Report

Final score:

70points

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snipergun 2 years ago

If she listens through second coma in this sentence she's already interested 😂😂😂

48points

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny Has anyone ever told you that you don't look a thing like Eddie Murphy?

idiotsarray , David Shankbone Report

Final score:

69points

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Mary Rose Kent 2 years ago

As a short 65-year-old white woman, no one has ever felt compelled...

46points

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny Cute thing looked at me and said "Mike?" (which is not my name). My response was, "No, but I'll change my name if you want." She gave out a gut laugh and walked off. Months later she saw me again and started laughing the instant she saw me. I made an impression, just not the one I wanted I guess.

glm409 , pidoubleg Report

Final score:

67points

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Jayne Kyra 2 years ago

Oh, my name is in the picture! Happy New Year from Slovakia to all of you!

27points

#10

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny Hey girl, are you an obelisk? Because I'm trying to find out what an obelisk is through the process of elimination.

ImpracticallySharp , *SHERWOOD* Report

Final score:

64points

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William Gabriel 2 years ago

This is genuinely fantastic 😂

21points

#11

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny Back in the day I gave a buddy a pick up line to use. “How much does a polar bear weigh?” He said it to a girl nearby and she’s like “idk like 800 lbs?” And he responded, “yeah that’s what I was thinking, around 1,000 lbs…” and proceeded to chat her up! smh

AskmeaboutUpDoc , Brendan Purdy Report

Final score:

58points

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Sarah B 2 years ago

Classic way to... break the ice

36points

#12

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny Damn girl, are you a mortgage lender? Because you look like you want nothing to do with me.

VerminReaper , Mark Belokopytov Report

Final score:

55points

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snipergun 2 years ago

😂 But tbh it's a bit self degradating which is not very attractive when that's first thing you say to anyone. But as a friend, I'd laugh my ass off.

27points

#13

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny My college room mate: Hi . you're cute! My name's Bob. How do you like me so far?

Sadly he was serious

anon04 , Gregg O'Connell Report

Final score:

47points

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royal_antelope 2 years ago

i would have liked that

15points

#14

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny Are you Australian? Because you sure as hell meet my koala-fications

CyanBlue78 , Rennett Stowe Report

Final score:

41points

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snipergun 2 years ago

I'd definitely tell this to Australian firefighters from the famous calendar with animals.

28points

#15

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny I wanted to take you to the movies but they don’t allow snacks inside

dannysuarez37 , herr.g Report

Final score:

40points

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Arctic Fox Lover 2 years ago

My friend once said to me (as a joke of course), "B5! B5! Oh, sorry, I thought there was a vending machine, because you look like a snack."

12points

#16

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny I can tell you the difference between they're, their, and there.

210countdown , Quinn Dombrowski Report

Final score:

40points

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Otter 2 years ago

I would definitely pay attention to a guy who said that.

23points

#17

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny Mine was a joke but it was toward my ex and it was hey girl are you a fire alarm cuz your loud and f**king annoying

BlueMoon750 , Ben Schumin Report

Final score:

36points

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Impalpable 2 years ago

imma use this

18points

Different_Attorney93 , J. Stephen Conn Report

#18

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny Are you a parking ticket? Because you got Fine written all over you! Now give me those digits cause this is a robbery

Final score:

36points

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Vicky Z 2 years ago

If I'm a parking ticket it means you've parked in the wrong place! Move!

35points

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People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny Hey, is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get.

Grymbaldknight , Terry Donaghe Report

Final score:

-8points

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Fred Burrows 2 years ago

That'll go over well, I'm sure.

6points

#29

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny Hey girl, are you a birthday card from my dad? Because I don't get you...

Shango46 , Tony Alter Report

Final score:

-9points

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Mary Rose Kent 2 years ago

That’s meant as a pick-up line? Don’t mention your dad...that’s just creepy!

13points

Important_Walrus8917 , Cory Doctorow Report

#30

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny Are you trash? Because I want to take you out

Final score:

-19points

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Colin L 2 years ago

Pick up line and negging simultaneously. Yikes!

5points

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DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

I always liked, "Did it hurt? When you broke through the earth's crust ascending from hell?" I don't know why...it just seems so corny and opposite to the usual angel line. I've never had the confidence to use pickup lines...or any lines for that matter. Lol

12points

Raven DeathShade 2 years ago

"Are you a demon rising from the fiery depths of Hell? Because hot damn."

17points

Debbie 2 years ago (edited)

Only be the toothbrush was kinda fun. The rest was not hilarious but very cringeworthy and/ or insulting and/or disrespectful.

12points

ZAPanda 2 years ago (edited)

I don't really agree with all of that... I find it really funny when a woman uses a stupid pickup line on me. The more corny it is the funnier it is.

1point

Raven DeathShade 2 years ago

I got a better one: "Are you a shape? Because I like you." (Inside joke). And one that isn't really a pick-up line, but I said it to my crush in front of his friends and family: "I told my friends about you and now I know how many times I can call someone perfect without sounding crazy." He was amused, thankfully, and didn't seem to mind. I believe his response was "really?" He had the most beautiful smile, and very fluffy hair. I need to find him again; I moved away a few years back.

4points

Rain.coffee.exe 2 years ago

That's really cute... hope you find him!

2points

Lovin' Life 2 years ago

I liked the toothbrush and the koala one! Not so much the rest of them. Some were a bit funny though.

2points

K 2 years ago

I thought some of the comments were pretty stupid to be honest. It's a pick up line, or a funny observation, or a snide remark. It's meant to be tongue in cheek. People need to seriously lighten up.

1point

matt fischer 2 years ago

I cannit claim credit for this. There is a guy named Raf on TikTok or YouTube Shorts that goes up to girls with pick up lines. Imo, the best one is: Raf: "Do you give blow jobs to strangers? Girl: "No." Raf: "Let me introduce myself." Although crude, it does a few things well: It shows interest, it shows humor (despite its crassness), and it could open the door to expanding conversation and therefore connection.

1point

Yoga Kitty 2 years ago

...and let me add: It borders on sexual harassment.

1point

Miss Frankfurter 2 years ago

I liked the toothbrush question and the "Don't go". Otherwise....🤢.

1point

D K 2 years ago (edited)

I was at a party with some friends a few years back, all the men there were losing their shït over this one very attractive woman. She was getting hit on a lot. So at one point she glanced at one of my guy friends to which he gave her a mean-mug look and said “what the fück are YOU looking at?” Then smiled and laughed to show he was kidding, then turned back to talk to our group. She seemed to get a kick out of that and came over with her friend to hang out with us for a bit. He ended up leaving the party with her.

0points

Šimon Špaček 2 years ago

My son is three years old and few days ago he said "she is pretty, I would take invite her for dinner and breakfast". I'm very proud father in the moment, he is so smooth that if I would ever need to ask somebody out, I will ask him for pickup lines.

0points

Helenium 2 years ago

I love these. Nice legs what time do they open lol. How do you like your eggs in the morning? Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven. Also lick your finger wipe it in the person you like and say you should get out of those wet clothes lol.

0points

Joanna Werman 2 years ago

I was walking my dog and a guy walks past and says "so beautiful". "Dogs cute too". Made me smile

0points

Uber Mensch 2 years ago

I don't care how much you take advantage of me, you're not getting me drunk! OR I would gladly marry you Tuesday for a honeymoon tonight.

0points

Lyone Fein 2 years ago

Why can't men stop being idiots? Just walk up to someone and say, "Hi, can I get you a drink? Do you want to dance, or sit and talk for a few minutes? "

0points

ZAPanda 2 years ago (edited)

Not everyone is you Lyone, so not everyone will try engage with you at the level you prefer. Some people respond to humour. Some people respond to "get a drink". Some people respond to "wanna talk?", and some respond to "wanna dance". You have to judge your person you are interested in, at a distance. And as a result, you can't tell how a person necessarily will respond. Over time you get a sense of your "type" of person and how they walk, talk, gesticulate, speak, etc., and you can identify them in seconds. I can give a simple example. I was at a (non-academic/trade) conference and saw a woman who looked like my type. I went straight up to her and said the name of her university in a question tone. She said "yes, but after that..." and gave another university name. We then sat and spoke about academic stuff. It's a nuanced thing. Other women I've met liked pickup lines, particularly the really really stupid lines. Sometimes they're so funny they're attractive/amusing.

2points

Mary Rose Kent 2 years ago

Pretty friggin lame!

0points

My O My 2 years ago

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ZAPanda 2 years ago

Did that ever work for you? I don't think it would work on most people.

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DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

12points

Raven DeathShade 2 years ago

"Are you a demon rising from the fiery depths of Hell? Because hot damn."

17points

Debbie 2 years ago (edited)

Only be the toothbrush was kinda fun. The rest was not hilarious but very cringeworthy and/ or insulting and/or disrespectful.

12points

ZAPanda 2 years ago (edited)

I don't really agree with all of that... I find it really funny when a woman uses a stupid pickup line on me. The more corny it is the funnier it is.

1point

Raven DeathShade 2 years ago

4points

Rain.coffee.exe 2 years ago

That's really cute... hope you find him!

2points

Lovin' Life 2 years ago

I liked the toothbrush and the koala one! Not so much the rest of them. Some were a bit funny though.

2points

K 2 years ago

I thought some of the comments were pretty stupid to be honest. It's a pick up line, or a funny observation, or a snide remark. It's meant to be tongue in cheek. People need to seriously lighten up.

1point

matt fischer 2 years ago

1point

Yoga Kitty 2 years ago

...and let me add: It borders on sexual harassment.

1point

Miss Frankfurter 2 years ago

I liked the toothbrush question and the "Don't go". Otherwise....🤢.

1point

D K 2 years ago (edited)

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Šimon Špaček 2 years ago

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Helenium 2 years ago

0points

Joanna Werman 2 years ago

I was walking my dog and a guy walks past and says "so beautiful". "Dogs cute too". Made me smile

0points

Uber Mensch 2 years ago

I don't care how much you take advantage of me, you're not getting me drunk! OR I would gladly marry you Tuesday for a honeymoon tonight.

0points

Lyone Fein 2 years ago

Why can't men stop being idiots? Just walk up to someone and say, "Hi, can I get you a drink? Do you want to dance, or sit and talk for a few minutes? "

0points

ZAPanda 2 years ago (edited)

2points

Mary Rose Kent 2 years ago

Pretty friggin lame!

0points

My O My 2 years ago

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ZAPanda 2 years ago

Did that ever work for you? I don't think it would work on most people.

2points