231 Times Women Won The Internet With Their Hilarious Tweets In 2017

We know we're only halfway through 2017, but we couldn't wait until the end of the year before we shared these hilarious tweets with you.

Written by women and compiled by Bored Panda, they're sure to give you something to laugh about, regardless of how bad a day you're having. You don't need to be a woman to find them amusing. All you need is a good sense of humor! Which one is the funniest? Let us know in the comments below, and don't forget to vote for your favorite!

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Greta is a Photo Editor-in-Chief at Bored Panda with a BA in Communication.In 2016, she graduated from Digital Advertising courses where she had an opportunity to meet and learn from industry professionals. In the same year, she started working at Bored Panda as a photo editor.Greta is a coffeeholic and cannot survive a day without 5 cups of coffee... and her cute, big-eared dog.Her biggest open secret: she is a gamer with a giant gaming backlog.

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Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago

FFS people, if picking apart the title,or being offended by the contents, or finding a 'man tweet" in a comedy compilation and having the gall to argue about it in the comments is a pitiful example of a First World Problem

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Aish Siva 7 years ago

Thank you!

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Lidee Moril 7 years ago

No one 'wins' the internet. It's a way to communicate, not a competition.

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Sebastian Melmoth 7 years ago

As Oscar Wilde once quipped "Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow"...I'm fairly certain that anyone using this new phrase is already aware that the Internet cannot be "won". I'm sure most people viewed this article for the levity it offers,and some levity is something the world sorely needs right now.

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Sondre Strøm Linde 7 years ago

Some of these are clever and fun, but a lot are just ignorant, prejudice and sexist. So, if people could just either stop with the sexism by women, or stop being offended by the tiniest thing a man says, that would be great.

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Aish Siva 7 years ago

Which one was sexist?

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Agnes Jekyll 7 years ago

how are these sexist? how are they prejudiced or ignorant? Basically your comment boils down to: women are sexist, make it stop, and being offended by anything men say is sexist.

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Dave Roger 7 years ago

Yet here you are, offended as f**k by women being funny.

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Leni 7 years ago

I dunno, you complain that women get offended by the tiniest thing a man says and here you are being all offended by some dumb twitter posts. Maybe to better the world, start with yourself?

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lazy panda 7 years ago

Lol really? Maybe you men should stop acting like it's the f*****g apocalypse when a woman turns you down? Or quit insinuating that women believe men are the devil just because we want equality in f*****g 2017?? Or quit bitching and moaning about tweets that are meant to be jokes????

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Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago

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Aish Siva 7 years ago

Thank you!

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Lidee Moril 7 years ago

No one 'wins' the internet. It's a way to communicate, not a competition.

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Sebastian Melmoth 7 years ago

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Sondre Strøm Linde 7 years ago

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Aish Siva 7 years ago

Which one was sexist?

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Agnes Jekyll 7 years ago

how are these sexist? how are they prejudiced or ignorant? Basically your comment boils down to: women are sexist, make it stop, and being offended by anything men say is sexist.

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Dave Roger 7 years ago

Yet here you are, offended as f**k by women being funny.

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Leni 7 years ago

I dunno, you complain that women get offended by the tiniest thing a man says and here you are being all offended by some dumb twitter posts. Maybe to better the world, start with yourself?

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lazy panda 7 years ago

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