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*Salutes the professor* Preach, Sir!

Germany has every right to be patriotic. Despite the fact they murdered my great grandparents, their two youngest kids and had my grandmother doing slave labour in a concentration camp for 4 years, that Germany is long gone. The new Germany is a great example of how to run a country.

I love this answer ;D

That's it I'm going to live w the bears.

What's done in the name of Christianity by people calling themselves Christian is truly heartbreaking

Can always rely on the Irish for a ripping answer! 😂

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Men, you can't give birth. Sit down when abortion is discussed.

yeah but he reads infowars and watched a tutorial, he knows stuff

and then they do terrorist attacks yelling " in the name of nooothiiiing "

The guy with the turban is most likely Sikh, not Muslim. He’s also sick of your c**p.

HTF do people think up cr@p like this, look at it and think ‘yep, I’ve nailed that, now just let me post it’. One of the clearest negatives about everyone having a voice is that everyone has a voice, which is great unless you’re a f***** moron

Elon it's **aesthetic** and you're a twat.

woooo ..... that must burn

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Love Andy Murray. Always leading the charge for women. Great guy.

Far-right activist Laura Loomer. She was banned from Uber and Lyft after this and then tweeted “@Uber banned me but they will never ban any of their Islamic drivers who are raping women and refusing service to Jews. #BoycottUber.” woman is revolting.

The shutdown response is perfect - every job requires someone to do it, folks gotta make their coin how they can. No delivery ppl, no deliveries and idiots like the OP would be the first and loudest to complain

facepalm...

but i NEED to whine ! please subscribe & follow

now dance to The Weather Girls or we'll serve you an appletini !!!

Where are these glitter mines of which you speak? A friend wants to know...

I laughed way too hard at this one. Also equating the rainbow flag to the Confederate flag : insanity.

Bwahaha

I think this is fake news. Fox guests can't comprehend words longer than four letters long.

My parents didn't break their backs hacking rhinestones out of bedrock for fifty years so that I would have to stare at rainbows and glitter all day! This country is going to the rainbow-dyed chihuahuas!

I really would like to know how these flags represent the same thing, according to F**k News

funny that her name is "Southey" I wonder what part of the country she is from, and what her version of what the Civil War was about

Glitter mines were such a tragedy. It was everywhere for years.

Still my favorite one every time I see it

Oh dear, startled the cat again . . . Love this.

I still remember the glitter b0mbs... Sometimes, when I'm sitting someplace quiet I can still see the remnants of that glitter bomb and where it hit. 😣

Evidently, we are. It’s why we have the Darwin Awards

And then claim the Aldi is a Lidl?

moral of the story, don't have friends. Then you can have 100% of that cake and get fat! :D

This is exactly what most sane people want. People with different cultures, beliefs, sexual preferences, styles etc etc, getting along and don't fight. Respect, understanding and honor are rare, but hopefully it will be common in the future.

Lets show the whole world how big on an incels we are.

There's no mention of any lesbian students at the school losing control, so maybe it isn't the clothes that are the problem?

Given the obvious hate and bile in the first message, this comeback is 100% class and hats off to them.

Soon to be DeadHeart rather than BraveHeart?

Ouch

Pride month, lots of colours all over the place, crazy decorations, weird and wonderful people coming out and enjoying themselves, what's not to like?

No disrespect? Really?

My sister tripped and split her face open on easter. My next door neighbor had an easter party that included an egg hunt. After all the candy was found each kid took a small percentage of their candy and combined it to make a portion for my sister who didn't participate in the egg hunt for obvious reasons. THAT'S SOCIALISM. No kid was mad because we all understood that my sister deserved to also get candy even though she didn't search for the eggs.

I like the photoshopped one where the tweet says that the robotics team set fire to the insurance company's HQ

mmmmhhhh, nice d**k, can I ..... yeah we're surrounded you're right, i forgot

We have more guns in private ownership than at any time in our history. We only restrict what type of guns people can have, have strong requirements for how those guns are stored, and don't allow people who can't pass a background and psychological check to own them. We also don't fetishise guns. They're a tool for doing a thing, nothing more.

Okayden!

The right to free health care, the right to have at least 28 days paid leave, the right to not be fired just because my employer doesn't like me is pretty sweet to be honest.

failure of obamacare ? where ? when ? you mean the fakenews from kolonel Von Shitzpantz before killing it

How the f**k do vaccines *weaken* your immune system??? That's like the exact opposite of how they actually do work. Huh?????????