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Most of us, if not all, are aware of what a typical map looks like. It usually represents a part of the Earth, showing the locations of countries, cities, and natural landmarks like rivers and mountains, as well as man-made features like roads and buildings. 

However, some cartographers try to mix it up and stray from the norm, creating not-so-conventional maps that, at first glance, have no usefulness at all. How many Switzerlands fit in Brazil and tomato Europe vs. potato Europe are just a few examples awaiting you on the best-of-all-time list of Terrible Maps. Scroll down to find them, and don’t forget to upvote the ones you think failed at geography the most!

Bored Panda also reached out to cartographer and designer Liz Cox, who kindly agreed to answer a few questions about all things maps.

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james stevenson
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fun fact: Much of the southern states of the united states of america used to be part of Mexico. So Texans complaining about foreigners in "their" country are really misinformed

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When asked what inspired her to become a cartographer, Liz told us, “I have always been a right-brained, creative person and was set on pursuing music and creative writing. I was also obsessed with geography, memorizing random facts about different countries and learning about new cultures around the world was my nerdy fun (I used to even paint teeny flags on my toenails).”

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“Undiagnosed ADHD had me bouncing around from interest to interest most of my life. Cartography was never something I planned to get into, but it was the perfect fit for my neuro-spicy brain. I get to continually learn about new places, use a ton of creativity and love of graphic design, and challenge myself with analytical skills. It's really the perfect fit for me,” Liz fondly shared.

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It turns out the terrible maps with a pinch of humor are not only enjoyed by an occasional passerby but also by the specialists themselves. “I LOVE the Terrible Maps account and am so excited to buy the book,” Liz tells us.

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That's going to look stupid in 60 million years

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“After stressful days digging through unorganized data for mapping, sending co-workers some of these map memes is the best way to lighten up the environment. I am never disappointed with the newest "Terrible Map." I love seeing the dad-humor-infused maps and think we could all use a LOT more giggling in our lives!”

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taarna23
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still accurate but messes with my head. But, now it looks like a map in a JRPG.

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Jeff White
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is closer. For a non-U.S. person, Florida and Disney World are one in the same.

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Pandemonium
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And like, all rivers eventually flow into the ocean, man, so like, all the waters of this big blue marble are connected. Whooooooaaaa.

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The book Liz talks about is Terrible Maps: Hilarious Maps for a Ridiculous World. It’s Michael Howe’s child of labor—the guy behind the Terrible Maps social media project. Online, it's described as the ultimate gift book for budding geographers or anyone who wants to have a laugh.

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Parmeisan
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4 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All of my efforts in learning geography have paid off in immediately understanding this joke rather than looking at it for 2 seconds and then deciding "that country must be called Togo". Worth it!!

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So if you prefer having a physical book related to your interests it might be worth checking out. “Ever wondered about the average jean colour across the United States? Or what ‘pedestrians’ look like in Denmark? What unites Brokenwind, Upton Snodsbury and Crackpot? And have you ever tried to take a train in Antarctica? Well, Terrible Maps is the book for you!” the description further reads.

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Liz describes these particular maps by saying, “I think a terrible map that fits into this specific realm is all about the factual display of data with the perfect twist of wit and absurdity.”

But if we’re talking about a terrible map intended for actual professional use, Liz believes that incorrect information, bad data, poor analysis, and horrid design skills can greatly contribute to a map becoming user-unfriendly and even unusable.

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To check out how the opposite of terrible maps looks, make sure to check out our previous publications about the most informative maps that weren’t taught in schools.

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MathIsLife
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can we all just agree to adopt YYYY-MM-DD? It's good for computer files

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Jessica S
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not true. Japan, France and others lost conflicts with those "farmers". The Vietnamese were well conditioned to war by the time America stepped in.

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What pedestrians look like across Europe

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greenideas
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The sign isn't entirely correct - it only appears this way on the sign forbidding pedestrian movement. All other signs look more like Spain.

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Abel
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see a lot of red lights in this map. And what is wrong with Poland? Are you going to cross the street or not!?

Andi
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

didn't Berliners have a little hat on? i liked those

Tyranamar Seuss
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm disturbed some of these pedestrians are walking in the wrong direction.

Tina Marie
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are you saying you've never seen a pedestrian sign in America? They're everywhere

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Map of Roman air bases in 2nd century ad

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John Dilligaf
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Historical fact - Romans were very good at camouflaging their air bases. Which is why they cannot be ;located on this map.

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2,066 Americans were asked to point out Ukraine on a map

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