the man speaks truth

I support this with my whole being.

Remember having that conversation with a mate at work when we were commuting - wasp gets on at our station and ends up in London not knowing what the f**k happened!

He wants the deep fried mars bar but knows he's not supposed to eat chocolate!

Great laugh, though!

woah

i wouldve have flipped out

😂

That's revenge! Very cruel :D

savage

Just Lay it on the floor

Flip flops and thongs are interchangeable terms for the footwear in California.

haha this is so true and so funny

Lol but that's not how they fill the shelves in asda

"We'll have to bill you for this."

my sister is a bit like that

Good karma anyway.

Ryan you cannae say a*s - it's nae Scottish. You mean a**e man, a**e.

lol this is gold

This one is good.

That being said, my boyfriend uses fruitier shampoo than I do... but he does smell terrific

oh my god no.

Every time I go to run the dishwasher my husband insists on jumping in the shower and turns off the dishwasher. Then later I go to unload it and it isn't clean. Well it happens at least once a week anyway.

It's polis and dug and yes, yes they do.

That dog looks like hes having a good time.

Can't stop laughing ....!! Wish you Scots would visit Australia more; I'd pay good money to see some of you in a comedy show! That put a big smile on my face to start the day thanks!

That...actually sounds kinda nice

me

Priorities.

Shoegaze acts thinking that they're rock gods...

@M O'Connell It certainly felt that way :D

This is hilarious... Imma do this next time...

I'm so glad I don't live on pizza avenue

Ma..... ARGE. Marge Simpson. Mom? Goodness you nearly gave me a heart attack mom.

I mean, do what makes you happy... but I am silently judging.

I like her way of thinking.

Keep the doggy safe!

Many people used to sign for things with a big X - you can sign how you like. As long as you recognise it - should it be necessary.

🤦 😂