He is so cute!

What a sweet rebell!

According to Instagram you would still be an underperformer as you did not use the other 23 hours of that day to get rich, famous, and beautiful. After ticking off five other travel countries from your bucket list, of course.

Ouch

A. Men.

We're in same boat. My dad, PaPa (77) does half the day and my mid-70's MIL does the other half - watching our toddler twins. One of the twins kept "adjusting her hearing aid" - mimicking PaPa. And both of them wanted glasses (we popped the lenses out of some toddler sunglasses) to "read" anything. There were a few others like this. Sadly, they've outgrown it all now though.

...too late

I needed this laugh today

I have gotten to the stage where I ask "does this require a kiss or an ambulance"?

This indeed is a cartoon-worthy quote

Wait for them to return with the water spray can to "extinguish".

even i need to ask this from my school....

Smart

Same ...My dog has never cried because he can't open the food can from the bottom side

Super cute and memorable photo

I was getting in the shower and my son was around 4. He noticed my hair and had 50,000 questions, Does it hurt? Will I have hair too? Does everyone have hair? Does grandma know you have hair? Did she give you permission to have hair? etc... I locked the bathroom door from that pint on. LOL

Ouch

moral of the story: copy the kids until they laugh so hard their brain gets rewired

sims logic

yep, uniform for homeschool!

good one

Impressive forethought for a 4 year old.

God, that's so sad...

I told my kids what ever hatches in their rooms, they must care for them all on their own. They are old enough to keep the room clean and tidy (teenagers). After reading this, I might have to check?

That you hsve lived so long without guidance is a miracle!

guess I'll die

maybe it will be killing some people in a donut shop?(get it? Its FIVE)

Sad

I am a fan of this lady

But, for certain, it's never boring

We had 3-days pass to big zoo, we spent whole days there, giraffes were eating, elephant pooped, monkeys were great! My child remembered ant on the road... well, better next time.

Clever, will go far.

Lol

Neighbor hears the child singing the song. Calls CPS.

Wow you are lucky. Chocolate milk is sacred.

Welp, they asked.

Love her little crocs!!

And I look like beyonce cos we both have fingernails 🌚

I read that as fresh sticks and thought it was hilarious, fish works too

SOOOO true. All I want is quiet most days but when I get it for more than 5-10 mins I freak out and start searching for my kids making sure they are ok because quiet is abnormal in my house.

parenting 101

Good Boy. Have an ice cream.

Priorities...

I saw this game in a book my sister owns where you say why to everything and everyone. Needless to say my mum told her that we were playing video games and not taking any more games from that cursed book

Lol that's so accurate

Parents of teenagers see the cup going into their rooms and never returning

We tried.

Um... I meant that you should... *sigh*... never mind.

My parents don't need to lie about it. I'm super short and look a couple years younger than I am so I'm always handed a kids menu first thing. One waitress literally thought I was 8 when I was 12 once.

I was thinking on the math of this the other day, in the past four years only at least 40 dollars worth, there should be a hundred or so here, can only find one, and lost it for a day and was way too happy to find it again.