30 Times People Tried To Be Inspirational On LinkedIn And The Internet Dragged Them For It
LinkedIn is a strange place. No other site has seen such a rapid transformation from professional networking platform to social media page full of users exaggerating (or straight up lying) about personal experiences for clout. The site has become overrun with hustle-obsessed, “motivational” LinkedIn-fluencers, but lucky for us, there are plenty of people lurking who are ready to roast them for their content too.
We’ve taken a trip to the Best Of LinkedIn Instagram account and gathered some of their funniest screenshots “highlighting the heroes and influencers brave enough to share their stories to inspire others.” Enjoy scrolling through this list that might give you secondhand embarrassment, and be sure to upvote the pics you find particularly cringey!
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An Actual, "At The End Everyone Clapped" In The Wild!
The Worst Photoshop Job Ever
The Best Of LinkedIn Instagram account has been sharing hilarious posts from the networking site since 2018, and it has amassed over 41k followers by doing so. But this isn’t the only platform Best Of LinkedIn has succeeded on. As any LinkedInfluencer would tell you, it’s important to have a diverse portfolio, so the creator, JR Hickey, also runs a popular X account with over 40k followers.
We’re such big fans of JR’s work here at Bored Panda that this is the third time we've featured his accounts. And lucky for us, we’ve been able to get in touch with him in the past to hear more about the background of Best Of LinkedIn.
Nothing Because This Exchange Would Never And Did Never Happen
"We carry the emotional labor of our organizations." is HR-speak for: "We do anything we can to protect the bosses and the company from the whinging workers."
Have Some Self Respect
Possibly those jobs are doing society a favour, by keeping some relatively high-functioning sociopaths off the streets for long stretches of time.
Happy Birthday Jeff!
"Back in 2018, I was an Account Executive for a SaaS company in San Francisco,” JR previously shared. “I had a boss who was a dinosaur—his idea of a good follow-up to a meeting was mailing laminated copies of the deck we presented to the prospect after the fact. The phrase, 'Stop by Kinko's' was uttered a few times in my short tenure there (Kinko's was dropped by FedEx in 2008, ten years prior)."
The creator went on to share that a significant part of his job at the time was cold calling through LinkedIn. "I was already dissatisfied with my role, my career, and the company, so spending a few hours a day on LinkedIn just about pushed me over the edge," he noted.
This Account Has Helped Me Change Careers
this didn't happen so much it made other things that did actually happen not happen any more
You’re An Evil Stepmother
Ah... the obligatory spelling mistakes to show it was written by a toddler
Is This The End Of The #girlboss?
"I began seeing the first inklings of these so-called 'LinkedInfluencers' and started screenshotting their posts and sharing them on my personal Twitter account,” JR continued. “Once those gained traction, I decided to create a dedicated [X] account for it, and thus, @BestOfLinkedin was born."
Courage Is Changing Out Of Your P*ss Soaked Pants
Thank You Emily
He Was Just Looking For A New Mother
As far as what JR thinks of the culture on LinkedIn, he previously told Bored Panda that he wouldn’t necessarily call it “toxic,” but “downright demented” might be more accurate. “It's just a giant back-patting circle/echo chamber where people aren't even telling a version of the truth anymore," he shared.
Imagine Being So Forgettable That All Anyone Remembers About You Is Your Stupid Socks
All because of the power of socks. I wish I known this secret 50 years ago.
Welcome To The First Ever Edition Of #madeuphomelesspersonmonday
“Sing along with the common people Sing along and it might just get you through Laugh along with the common people Laugh along, even though they're, they're laughing at you And the stupid things that you do Because you think that poor is cool”
Yep Same Thing
According to JR, LinkedIn is full of “unoriginal sellouts who regurgitate corporate buzzwords and stories of incredible business acumen in an effort to game the algorithm and try to hide the fact that there isn't a single thing that's interesting about them.”
“And nobody will call them out, for fear of losing their job or it blowing back on them professionally,” he added. “The entire platform lacks accountability, which is insane because its intention initially was to be just that.”
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“Is This Why Mom Left?”
"Punch Me Directly In The Face!"
But JR doesn’t hate everything about LinkedIn. He noted that it can be a “terrific place to read business news, as well as to find jobs, recruit talent, and network with people in your industry.”
"It's a valuable business development tool, but sadly it's been watered down by these self-proclaimed 'LinkedInfluencers' and their BS success stories,” the creator previously told Bored Panda. “LinkedIn could improve the user experience drastically by focusing on moderating these posts and suppressing them when they don't offer anything valuable.”
And That Something Is That This Story Is A Load Of Sh*t
"So keep your tooth, you ungrateful runt". I think there is something in that for all of us to chew on.
I Don’t Think It’s The Algorithm Joe
You’re Delusional If You Think People Will Worry About You Tobi
"If the only reason you're posting on LinkedIn is to show off a picture of yourself with a story about how you were called 'too pretty' to be in business, then your post will be taken down,” JR continued. “If you aren't sharing anything educational or valuable, and instead are attributing incredible management advice from your FIVE YEAR OLD, your account will be banned. Sadly, I wish this was an easy fix, but LinkedIn has replicated every other social media platform and become another runaway train of trash.”
He Looks So Frightened And Alone
Folks - This Is Not A Parable For The Year 2023 In Sales/Marketing/Saas
“I’m Important!” He Screamed Into His Tear Streaked Pillow
JR also shared that LinkedInfluencers don’t usually take kindly to being featured on his accounts. “When you create anything for the Internet, there's going to be 50% or more people who hate it. So you have to know that criticism comes with the territory. But when a LinkedInfluencer sees me poke fun at them for @BestofLinkedin? Oftentimes they don't know what to do with themselves,” the creator says.
“Usually, they'll try to doxx me or get me fired. Good luck, I'm a freelance Creative Director and don't have a boss. I get paid to write things for social media and more. So yeah, I'm doing exactly what I'm supposed to,” JR explained. “If you don't like what's being said about you on the Internet, the proper response isn't to take your ball and run home. Or worse, take your ball and run and tell your parents."
This Is The Face Of The Man Who's Been Submitted To Bestoflinkedin The Most In The Past 24 Hours
what weird way of saying my stupid business decision led to me having to lay off some of my staff
Genuinely Truly The Worst Advice Ever
Let Me Try To "Be Nice" - You're Full Of Sh*t Natalia
Are you feeling inspired to hop on LinkedIn and share some of your own motivational content, pandas? Feel free to do so if you feel the calling, just be sure to send us the links so we can laugh at– I mean, enjoy your posts too. Keep upvoting the pics you can’t possibly take seriously, and if you’re looking for even more cringey content from LinkedIn, check out this Bored Panda article next!
Sounds Awesome
Yes you come across so peacefully relaxed it practically scares me.
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I started with Linkedin when it first came out. Then, it was for professionals to talk, meet, network and pass on helpful information. About 10 years ago, people started asking to be added to my network and then started to try and sell me stuff. That is when I said enough.
LinkedIn is just people petting themselves on their backs, trying to stay relevant, and if they could, they'd probably suck their own d1ck instead of having someone else on the site do it.
Load More Replies...LinkedIn really is peak wank, isn't it? It's all people trying to build a business influencer profile and recruiters wanting acces to your contacts. Mind you, after their second major data breach, presumably everyone now hasn't my contacts.
I did for a long time because "it's the place to get clients". No it isn't, it only stressed me out because I couldn't think of decent stuff to post (that's why there's soooooo much bullshite there) and I felt immense satisfaction when I deleted my account!
Load More Replies...I made it through the first 10 before the secondhand embarrassment became intolerable. LinkedIn is like public masturbation, isn't it?
What is even the point of these LinkedIn posts? Why would anyone use LinkedIn? Do people actually find jobs through LinkedIn, or is it just this nonsense? Why not just email colleagues?
Other than the BP comments, where is the "dragging" in this article?
The last straw for me was when a company contacted me to interview for an opening, I showed up early, but the hiring manager left me sitting in their lobby for nearly 30 minutes after the scheduled interview time & then never bothered to contact me afterward. Deleted my account after that.
I started with Linkedin when it first came out. Then, it was for professionals to talk, meet, network and pass on helpful information. About 10 years ago, people started asking to be added to my network and then started to try and sell me stuff. That is when I said enough.
LinkedIn is just people petting themselves on their backs, trying to stay relevant, and if they could, they'd probably suck their own d1ck instead of having someone else on the site do it.
Load More Replies...LinkedIn really is peak wank, isn't it? It's all people trying to build a business influencer profile and recruiters wanting acces to your contacts. Mind you, after their second major data breach, presumably everyone now hasn't my contacts.
I did for a long time because "it's the place to get clients". No it isn't, it only stressed me out because I couldn't think of decent stuff to post (that's why there's soooooo much bullshite there) and I felt immense satisfaction when I deleted my account!
Load More Replies...I made it through the first 10 before the secondhand embarrassment became intolerable. LinkedIn is like public masturbation, isn't it?
What is even the point of these LinkedIn posts? Why would anyone use LinkedIn? Do people actually find jobs through LinkedIn, or is it just this nonsense? Why not just email colleagues?
Other than the BP comments, where is the "dragging" in this article?
The last straw for me was when a company contacted me to interview for an opening, I showed up early, but the hiring manager left me sitting in their lobby for nearly 30 minutes after the scheduled interview time & then never bothered to contact me afterward. Deleted my account after that.