"I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." - French soldier, Monty Python, and the Holy Grail

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul." - Principal Max Anderson, Billy Madison

Private Hudson: "Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
 
Private Vasquez: "No. Have you?"
 
Aliens

Westley: "I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon."
 
Prince Humperdinck: "That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me."
 
Westley: "It won't be the last."
 
The Princess Bride

"Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder." - Leia, Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

Ugarte: "You despise me, don't you?"

Rick: "If I gave you any thought I probably would."

Casablanca

"To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs." - Wanda, A Fish Called Wanda

Theresa Dallavale: "Okay, look, I think we got off on the wrong foot here..."
 
Erin Brockovich: "That's all you got, lady. Two wrong feet in f*cking ugly shoes."
 
Erin Brockovich

"You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell" - Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story

"The day I need a friend like you, I’ll just have myself a little squat and s*it one out." - Mrs. Carmody, The Mist

Scarlett: "Rhett, Rhett... Rhett, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?"

Rhett Butler: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

Gone with the Wind

"It's not my job to make you feel like a man. I can't make you something you're not." - Astrid Young Teo, Crazy Rich Asians

"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?" - John Bender, The Breakfast Club

"You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you’re not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling?" - Hannibal Lecter, The Silence of the Lambs

Beni: "O'Connell! Hey, O'Connell! It looks to me like I've got all the horses!"

Rick: "Hey, Beni! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river!"

The Mummy

"Hey, where'd you get those clothes, the toilet store?" - Brick Tamland, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

"There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society... outside of a kennel. So long, ladies!" - Crystal Allen, The Women

"You are literally too stupid to insult." - Stu, The Hangover

"If staying here means working within 10 yards of you, frankly, I'd rather have a job wiping Saddam Hussein's arse." - Bridget, Bridget Jones's Diary

"You dense, irritating, miniature beast of a burden." - Shrek, Shrek

"You dirt-eating piece of slime. You scum-sucking pig. You son of a motherless goat." - Lucky Day, Three Amigos

"You're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece!" - Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket

"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you – he really is an idiot." - Rufus T. Firefly, Duck Soup

"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and d***." - Garth Algar, Wayne's World

"If I ever decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler, who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at Neverland Mansion with some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherf*cker… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy a*s a friend request." - Deadpool, Deadpool

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." - Dean Vernon Wormer, National Lampoon's Animal House

Perry: "Look up 'idiot' in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?

Harry: "A picture of me?"

Perry: "No! The definition of the word idiot, which you f*cking are!"

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang

"Were you always this stupid or did you take lessons?" - Charlie, The Long Kiss Goodnight

"Keep the change, ya filthy animal." - Gangster 'Johnny', Home Alone

"Buzz, your girlfriend... woof." - Kevin, Home Alone

"You know, Kevin, you're what the French call 'les incompetents.'" - Linnie McCallister, Home Alone

"My great aunt Jennifer ate a whole box of candy every day of her life. She lived to be 102 and when she'd been dead three days, she looked better than you do now." - Sheridan Whiteside, The Man Who Came to Dinner

"You have the manners of a goat and you smell like a dung heap." - Ramirez, Highlander

"You're just the afterbirth, Eli, slithered out on your mother's filth. They should have put you in a glass jar on a mantelpiece." - Daniel Plainview, There Will Be Blood

"If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his a*s and teach him to walk backwards." - Brian Kelly, Gleaming the Cube

"Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity." - Al Czervik, Caddyshack

Shooter McGavin: "You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of s*it like you for breakfast!"
 
Happy Gilmore: "You eat pieces of s*it for breakfast?"
 
Happy Glimore

"I got a question: if you guys know so much about women, how come you're here on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?" - Lloyd Dobler, Say Anything

"You are nothing! If you were in my toilet I wouldn't bother flushing it. My bathmat means more to me than you." - Buddy, Swimming with Sharks

Sharon Charles: "Well, first, I suggest you pack your toothbrush. And then I want you to get your shaving kit, your underwear, your prophylactics if you think you need them and get your a*s out!"
 
Derek Charles: "And go where, Sharon?"
 
Sharon Charles: "To hell! But, until then, I suggest maybe the four seasons."
 
Obsessed

"You're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty." - Cyrus Grissom, Con Air

"This is my bargain, you mewling quim." - Loki, Avengers Assemble

"Let's start with... Obvious: 'scuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?" - C.D. Bales, Roxanne

"From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f***ing boat." - Crash Davis, Bull Durham

"You look like a badger." - Lady Sarah, The Favourite

"Are you a special agent sent here to ruin my evening and possibly my entire life?" - Reynolds Woodcock, Phantom Thread

"You're tacky and I hate you!" - Billy, School of Rock

"You're an inanimate f*ckin' object!" - Harry, In Bruges

"Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles." - Ben Stone, Knocked Up

"Your mommy... is a TWIT!" - Agatha Trunchbull, Matilda

"I'm the guy who does his job, you must be the other guy." - Sean Dignam, The Departed

"Why you s*it-kickin', stinky, horse-manure-smelling motherf*cker, you!" - Nicky Santoro, Casino

"You're such a bad person. All the way through to your core." - Melissa, The Hangover