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45 People Share The Most Iconic ‘Last Words’ In History Willem Arondeus. “Tell people that homosexuals are not cowards”. He was a Dutch anti-N*zi resistance fighter. Bad a*s.

boothy_qld , Unknown author , commons.wikimedia.org Report

Final score:

224points

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Serial pacifist 2 months ago (edited)

BP, N a z i is a word that defines a context for God’s sake, we all know what it is and who the as5holes were.

135points

45 People Share The Most Iconic ‘Last Words’ In History My grandfather wasn't famous but I was with him when he passed. His last words were "Mary, I've missed you" and i tear up and am comforted every time i think of it. Mary was my grandmother's name, she passed about 15 years before him.

illpoet , cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

197points

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Penguin Panda Pop 2 months ago

This is beautiful.

68points

45 People Share The Most Iconic ‘Last Words’ In History Just before hanging, French aristocrat Marquis de Favras read his death warrant and commented “I see that you have made 3 spelling errors.”

johnny_cash_money , Ivan Samkov Report

Final score:

182points

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Brenda 2 months ago

That would be me. Grammar nazi to the bitter end!

82points

Oleksandr Matsievskiy was a Ukrainian sniper who was captured and executed by the russian invaders in late December of 2022. He was standing in what would be his grave. He said "Slava Ukraini" (Glory to Ukraine) and the russians m*rdered him.

lojafan Report

Final score:

177points

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Sarah Matt 2 months ago

Thank you for posting about our present time.

92points

45 People Share The Most Iconic ‘Last Words’ In History As Voliatire was on his deathbed, a priest performed the last rites and asked him if he "rejects Satan and all his deed?" Voltaire said: “MY goodman, now is not the time for making new enemies.”

Walterscottjur , Pavel Danilyuk Report

Final score:

177points

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Multa Nocte 2 months ago

Brilliant!

40points

A 17 year old Yugoslavian girl, Lepa Radic, was caught fighting the N*zis. As they hung a noose around her neck they offered her a reprieve if she were to give up her co conspirators.

She responded by telling them she was not a traitor, and that they would reveal themselves when they avenged her death.

"I am not a traitor of my people. Those whom you are asking about will reveal themselves when they have succeeded in wiping out all you evildoers, to the last man."

Meeeeehhhh Report

Final score:

173points

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Kat 2 months ago

Now That is a Dancing Queen !

41points

My battery is low and it’s getting dark. - Mars rover.

allbitterandclean Report

Final score:

158points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 months ago

Opportunity. Not just "Mars Rover" Come on! It had a name.

107points

ReptarsLawyer , Dage - Looking For Europe Report

45 People Share The Most Iconic ‘Last Words’ In History “How can we expect righteousness to prevail when there is hardly anyone willing to give himself up individually to a righteous cause? Such a fine, sunny day, and I have to go, but what does my death matter, if through us, thousands of people are awakened and stirred to action?” - Sophie Scholl

Sophie Scholl was an anti-n*zi political activist who was executed for treason at the age of 21. I highly recommend looking into her story.

Final score:

156points

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MauKini 2 months ago

The white Rose! I live next to the university where she dumped those Flyers decades ago.

49points

#10

45 People Share The Most Iconic ‘Last Words’ In History The almost final words of writer Roald Dahl, were "You know, I'm not frightened. It's just that I will miss you all so much" to his family. After appearing to fall unconscious the nurse then injected him with morphine to ease his passing and he said his actual last words:

“Ow, f**k!”.

The_AlphaLaser , Carl Van Vechten , commons.wikimedia.org Report

Final score:

139points

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Brenda 2 months ago

Well, needles hurt, damn it!

43points

#11

45 People Share The Most Iconic ‘Last Words’ In History Oscar Wilde: “My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us must go.”

Hectordoink , Napoleon Sarony , en.wikipedia.org Report

Final score:

109points

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Peppy 2 months ago (edited)

Some old wallpaper colours actually contained arsenic, so it’s entirely possible that his wallpaper did indeed kill him

15points

#12

“Surprise me” - Bob Hope

His wife asked him where he wanted to be buried.

Camp_Express Report

Final score:

106points

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Lyone Fein 2 months ago

Funny man

18points

#13

45 People Share The Most Iconic ‘Last Words’ In History "I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have." - Leonardo da Vinci.

doublestitch , Bill Eccles Report

Final score:

105points

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Brittania Kelli 2 months ago

That's sad that even Da Vinci suffered from the voice of his inner critic.

71points

#14

45 People Share The Most Iconic ‘Last Words’ In History “Let’s Roll” Todd Beamer, on board UA flight 93(9/11).

delilahviolet83 , Pixabay Report

Final score:

103points

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Jrog 2 months ago (edited)

A bit of backstory. Beamer's wife and a friend tried to profit off this, founding a charity and applying for copyright of the phrase "let's roll". The charity was supposed to "counsel kids who lost a parent from terrorist attacks". They started out with about 4 millions in assets, burned cash at the rate of over 1M/yr without many tangible results, rebranded to a new name and ultimately folded just 8 years later, with the new president (herself the wife of another victim of Flight93) complaining about lack of revenue and asking where the rest of the money have gone under the previous tenure. Their track record for the three years of full activity was abysmal, with less than 1/4th of the money going to programs, and 3/4th into fundraising and business expenses, with the "fundraising" costing far more than the actual funds recovered. Their actual programs expenses -from their fiscal documents- amounted to about 250k$/yr, in the form of group retreats with 50 kids at a time.

33points

#15

45 People Share The Most Iconic ‘Last Words’ In History “If anyone has a message for the Devil, tell me now, for I shall be seeing him shortly.” -Lavinia Fisher, the first female serial k*ller in the US.

LadyGwyn12-22 , Farzad Sedaghat Report

Final score:

99points

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Ronstantin 2 months ago

*serial unaliver (Is it just me or is this censorship getting more and more ridiculous? 😄)

72points

#16

45 People Share The Most Iconic ‘Last Words’ In History "More weight." - Giles Corey, as he was pressed to death for refusing to confess to witchcraft.

A5CH3NT3 , Nick Ares Report

Final score:

99points

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lovemy suffolk 2 months ago

A hero! And stubborn. He refused to enter a plea pf guilt because he didn't want the a holes torturing him to get his property and land as per the law regarding the distribution of a guilty persons property at the time Because he didn't plea to anything, h8s children got his land and wealth, not the 'officials ".

86points

#17

"Die, my dear? Why, that's the last thing I'll do!" - Groucho Marx.

theAlmightyE312 Report

Final score:

98points

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Janissary35680 2 months ago

It's on everyone's To-Do list.

30points

#18

During the sinking of the Titanic, a person named Benjamin Guggenheim was offered a life jacket. He refused, saying:

"No thank you, we are dressed in our best and are prepared to go down like gentlemen... But we would like a brandy".

He did not survive the sinking.

SonoDarke Report

Final score:

94points

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Beak Hookage 2 months ago

If I recall rightly they actually included this bit in the movie.

38points

StormSafe2 , Bain News Service, publisher. Photographer is unknown , commons.wikimedia.org Report

#19

45 People Share The Most Iconic ‘Last Words’ In History "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - Pancho Villa.

Final score:

89points

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LizzieBoredom 2 months ago

He said "Taco Bell is not real Mexican foo.......".

24points

NotACyclopsHonest , cottonbro studio Report

#20

45 People Share The Most Iconic ‘Last Words’ In History I find Marie Antoinette’s last words to be very tragic - on her way to the block she accidentally trod on the executioner’s foot and said “pardon me, sir, I did not mean to do it”.

Final score:

86points

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TribbleThinking 2 months ago

It may not just be simple manners. Everyone tended to be quite nice to executioners, including tipping them. There are many horror stories of botched executions, where the executioner had to make repeated attempts.

37points

Hoppy_Croaklightly , Mathew Benjamin Brady , commons.wikimedia.org Report

#21

45 People Share The Most Iconic ‘Last Words’ In History "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."

Union General John Sedgewick.

Final score:

78points

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Ty Stratton-Quirk 2 months ago

Unfortunately for the General, they weren't aiming at an elephant.

51points

#22

45 People Share The Most Iconic ‘Last Words’ In History “I’m well done on this side. Turn me over.”

-St. Lawrence (while being burned to death on a gridiron).

dumbinternetstuff , Pixabay Report

Final score:

73points

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Roxy222uk 2 months ago

100% don't believe this

66points

Poorly-Drawn-Beagle , Maximilian Scheffler Report

#23

45 People Share The Most Iconic ‘Last Words’ In History Last words are for fools who haven't said enough in life.

-Karl Marx.

Final score:

73points

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Fellfromthemoon 2 months ago

Everybody, who has a first word has a last word.

17points

#24

45 People Share The Most Iconic ‘Last Words’ In History Cop k*ller George Appel at the time of his execution in the electric chair, August 9th, 1928.

"Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel."

xdark_realityx , Tim Menzies Report

Final score:

72points

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StarCrossedFriday 2 months ago

Perhaps with a side of French Fries?

31points

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#25

" I die a queen, but I would rather die the wife of Culpepper." Katherine Howard, King Henry VIII teenage bride, who was beheaded for adultery.

happyme321 Report

Final score:

72points

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Lyone Fein 2 months ago

You go girl!

20points

Poorly-Drawn-Beagle , Riccardo Chiarini Report

#26

45 People Share The Most Iconic ‘Last Words’ In History I'm going out now. I may be some time.

-Lawrence Oates, on an Antarctic expedition, just before leaving the tent during a blizzard to sacrifice himself and give the other explorers a better chance at survival.

Final score:

71points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 months ago

That was Scott's Terra Nova Expedition. They reached the South Pole only to discover that Amundsen beat them there. They all died one by one on the way back. Their diaries were preserved though.

42points

#27

45 People Share The Most Iconic ‘Last Words’ In History “Lady, you shot me.” - Sam Cooke upon having been shot. By some lady.

Carrollmusician , Enrico Hänel Report

Final score:

66points

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General Anaesthesia 2 months ago

It probably wasn't news to her.

24points

Karen Krause 2 months ago

I guess many don't know who Sam Cooke was. His chart-topping hits included “You Send Me” (1957), “Chain Gang” (1960), and “Cupid” (1961), all of which transformed him into a star. But Cooke wasn’t just a performer — he also wrote all of his hit songs. More about him and his death: https://allthatsinteresting.com/sam-cooke-death

11points

Michael Largey 2 months ago

One of my favorites. A great loss.

6points

BingeFest1 2 months ago

I don't buy the self defense claims the lady made. Sam Cooke seemed like such a gentle and kind soul from his music

6points

glowworm2 2 months ago

Sadly, we'll never know for sure as we only got her side and the side of the girl he supposedly was trying to sexually assault. (again, this is the giant rabbit hole I fell down trying to find out why he was shot to begin with)

2points

Der Kommissar 2 months ago

" Lady, you shot me; The life and death of Sam Cooke " was an interesting documentary about the very shady circumstances under which Cooke died.

4points

glowworm2 2 months ago

It wasn't just "Some lady". It was a motel manager named Bertha Franklin who shot him in self-defense. It's a very sad and controversial story that has defenders and offenders of what actually happened. Went down a long rabbit hole when looking his death up once on Wikipedia.

0points

Papa 2 months ago

Or she was a participant in an attempt to rob him, along with the "lady" he was with in the motel, and she shot him when he wouldn't cooperate.

5points

xolitaire 2 months ago

I mean - stating the obvious is not the worst way to go.

0points

May 2 months ago

My man is spitting FACTS

-1point

Susan Teter 2 months ago

No doubt sprout

-2points

#28

My mom woke up for a moment toward the end, saw the people gathered to say goodbye and her last words were, "Holy s**t!".

13curseyoukhan Report

Final score:

65points

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Lilybdcsa 2 months ago

In 2015 I found my mother unresponsive. I called for the EMTs and when they were taking her to the hospital, she woke up briefly and said, "what are you doing to me?" Then she faded out again. She died two days later without waking up. She had been talking to my dad for a week before this. (he died in 2013.). so I guess she was ready to go. Her last words still haunt me because I had to make the decision not to put her on life support.

21points

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#29

Not really last words last words, but last words to someone. And definitely a funny story imo.

So there used to be this supergroup called cream, consisting of jack Bruce, ginger Baker and Eric Clapton. Bruce and Baker famously hated each other. With a burning passion.

So when Bruce was a few hours from death in 2014, he phoned up close friends to say goodbye. When he called his ex-cream band mate Baker, he told him, “I’m dying, Ginger, f**k you!" and proceeded to then slam down the phone. Baker tried to call back several times, but obv Bruce wouldn’t pick up.

As Bruce always felt baker just had to have the last word in any conversation. So by doing this he knew baker would resent him even more because he could never get baker back.

Don_Frika_Del_Prima Report

Final score:

65points

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Serena Myers 2 months ago

Cream, Deep Purple, King Crimson, maybe others I've forgotten, many "colourful" band names in the late '60's.

16points

PrecogLaughter1008 Report

#30

Oscar-winning actor George Sanders committed s*icide at the age of 65. His suicide note read:
“Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.”

Final score:

65points

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Apatheist Account2 2 months ago

Nice consistent censoring...

27points

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#31

When Warren Zevon, who knew he was dying, was asked by David Letterman if he had any advice for the rest of us, he said “Enjoy every sandwich”.

Odonata1234 Report

Final score:

63points

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BarfyCat 2 months ago

Words to live by!

13points

LexLuthorJr , Unknown Person (photographer) , commons.wikimedia.org Report

#32

45 People Share The Most Iconic ‘Last Words’ In History On his deathbed, Spanish Prime Minister Ramón María Narváez was asked to forgive his enemies, to which he replied:

"I don't need to forgive my enemies — I have had them all shot."

Final score:

62points

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ElfVibratorGlitter 2 months ago

Okay then.

22points

#33

45 People Share The Most Iconic ‘Last Words’ In History There is an apocryphal story about the last words of jazz drummer Buddy Rich. As he was being prepped for surgery the nurse asked him if there was anything he was allergic to, he replied "Yeah, country music." He never recovered from the surgery and died a couple weeks later.

MR_NIKAPOPOLOS , Paul Spürk , commons.wikimedia.org Report

Final score:

61points

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Robert T 2 months ago

Did they play country music in the operating theatre? /jk

14points

#34

Spike Milligan upon his death bed

“ I told you I was ill”.

GriffinSpurs Report

Final score:

58points

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Lucy Covington 2 months ago

Was definitely the epitaph on his gravestone, but not sure they were his last spoken words.

27points

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#35

45 People Share The Most Iconic ‘Last Words’ In History "Eg er kvit or hjarterota, kongen har fødd oss vel", or in English: "There is fat around my heart, the king has fed us well”, said by Tormod Kolbrunarskald as he pulled an arrow out of his heart and saw fat on the arrowhead.

Internet_employee , Pixabay Report

Final score:

55points

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UncleJohn3000 2 months ago (edited)

I'm trying this one my next doctor's visit - "But some of that fat *protects* my heart!"

10points

#36

45 People Share The Most Iconic ‘Last Words’ In History Galois’ last words “Dry your eyes brother I need all the courage I can have to die at 20”.

TallGuyPA , Yuriy Maturin Report

Final score:

55points

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Lyone Fein 2 months ago

He was an extraordinary mathematician who, nonetheless was foolish in love and died in a duel.

22points

#37

45 People Share The Most Iconic ‘Last Words’ In History "I've had 18 straight whiskies...... I think that's the record." - Dylan Thomas.

TallEnoughJones , Juliana Stein Report

Final score:

55points

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that_gay_snake 2 months ago

the blood alcohol levels must have been INSANE. ( also sounds like a fun way to go)

6points

#38

"Shoot straight, you bastards! Don't make a mess of it!”
-Breaker Morant.

obeythed Report

Final score:

55points

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Lyone Fein 2 months ago

Such an outstanding film!

11points

#39

There is nothing proper about what you are doing, soldier, but do try to k*ll me properly.

Cicero.

Iridar1 Report

Final score:

54points

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Lyone Fein 2 months ago

fair point

6points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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#40

45 People Share The Most Iconic ‘Last Words’ In History “How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? French fries.”

James French convicted m*rderer before his execution by electric chair. ( not likely to be after it).

Shan-Chat , Mario Goebbels Report

Final score:

53points

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May 2 months ago

Imagine if he ordered that as his last meal.

11points

#41

I have always been intrigued by Steve Jobs’ last words “OH WOW. OH WOW.” I wonder what he was seeing.

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Final score:

52points

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Janissary35680 2 months ago

Steve Wozniak laughing all the way to the bank, hopefully.

21points

#42

“I have a terrific headache.”- Franklin Delano Roosevelt seconds before dying of a hemorrhagic stroke.

tonyrosasco Report

Final score:

50points

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Brenda 2 months ago

Talk about an understatement!

16points

#43

”I am about to - or I am going to - die: either expression is acceptable.”

Dominique Bouhours (1628-1702) - Priest, essayist, critic and grammarian.

jhau01 Report

Final score:

46points

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Ace 2 months ago

Probably an urban myth, popularised by Bill Bryson's 1990 book on the English language. All else apart, the original would have been in French, or possibly Latin, either of which would have used different grammatical constructs.

10points

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#44

I like Julius Caesar's last words. In the Shakespeare play he says "Et tu, Brute? Then fall, Caesar." The "et tu, Brute" part is based on what we historically think Caesar said, but he was thought to have said it in Greek, "kai su, teknon" which translates to "and thou, child."

However, kai su teknon at that time was used like slang or colloquially to mean "you too, *kid*" in an insulting or condescending manner.

So, it is possible that on being stabbed by his friend and ally and betrayed by his colleagues, Caesar was not lamenting and questioning this betrayal with a melancholy "even *you*, Brutus?" but more giving Brutus the middle finger.

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Final score:

43points

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Spencer's slave no longer 2 months ago

I suspect, being Roman and speaking Latin, the "et tu Brute" is Caesar's likely phrase rather than anything in Greek.

5points

#45

45 People Share The Most Iconic ‘Last Words’ In History "The city is fallen, and I am still alive." - Constantine XI Palaiologos before charging into battle against the Ottoman Empire.

Automatic_You4321 , Unknown author , commons.wikimedia.org Report

Final score:

38points

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Beak Hookage 2 months ago

That's what you get for tempting fate.

6points

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Beak Hookage 2 months ago (edited)

When my grandfather was on his deathbed and apparently unconscious someone made a remark to Grandma about how she always did what he asked her to. Grandpa said "b******t!", and died.

11points

similarly 2 months ago

As my grandfather was dying, my grandmother saw his eyes go very wide and he whispered "Oh my!" in a voice full of wonder.

6points

Alexa Saltz 2 months ago

Sam Kinison. He was alive after the wreck and was arguing with someone unseen - "No! I don't want to go! Why?" Then he calmed down and agreed - "Oh! Ok, alright". He was really something. Gone too soon.

3points

Richard Graham 2 months ago

The final words of Elon Musk "Tesla, engage self-driving mode."

2points

Richard Graham 2 months ago

That was a joke.

1point

ElfVibratorGlitter 2 months ago

I was really hoping Nathan Hale would be on here, and he was! Yay.

2points

David 2 months ago

There is a documented incident from the Holocaust, when at one of the death camps, when the jews were being led to gas chambers, a rabbi in the group starting singing an ancient Jewish song "We will outlive them, the lord will avenge out souls", and then, he with a group of dozens there starting singing, and the Germans tried beating them to stop, but they didnt stop. While they all dies, their singing distracted the Germans and nearly a dozen people managed to escape past the fence (others tried but were shot). I mean that is some badass defiance until the end

1point

Dirk Daring 2 months ago

"The money... is buried... under..." *dies*

1point

Arthur Waite 2 months ago

Okay, here's something that BP might help me with. I read this 'last words' quote somewhere long ago, always bugged me that I can't remember from who: "At last, the Great Experiment begins." It was in one of Asimov's essays, I think.

1point

Ansi 2 months ago

George Washington Carver, amerikan botanist and inventor

7points

Stannous Flouride 2 months ago

"Huh. I thought so..."- Alistair Crowley

0points

Antihaarbalsnoepje 2 months ago

Legends say that Dutch naval lieutenant Jan van Speyk said « Then… rather in the air! », moment before he blew up the ship he was on, when his ship was attacked by Belgians during the Belgian revolution in 1831.

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cugel. 2 months ago

"What the fuck was that?" - the mayor of Hiroshima

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Richard Graham 2 months ago

Albert Einstein' was on his deathbed. He very profoundly said his last words. The only person in the room with him was his nurse, who didn't know German. Therefore we will never know the last words of one of the greatest minds.

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CanadianDimes 2 months ago

While that's true, we have much more important words from him from the rest of his lifetime. His last words would be interesting, but not historically important. His work is definitely historically and scientifically important. I'm not saying this to be flippant - just in the grand scheme of things, his last words were unlikely to be impactful, especially not the way his work was.

1point

R Ferreira 2 months ago

"Don't let them kill me!" - The President, Civil War (2024)

0points

Bartlet for World Domination 2 months ago

I fear for that country.

0points

DB 2 months ago

My last words will probably be "Of course it's safe. I do this all the time."

0points

Scott Rackley 2 months ago

"Yes, hurry it up, you Hoosier bastard! I could kill a dozen men while you're screwing around!" -Carl Panzram

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John Dilligaf 2 months ago

"Soldiers, fire!" ....... French Field Marshal Michel Ney, to his own firing squad

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Trisec Tebeakesse 2 months ago

I have always been impressed by John Andre. (British spy, hanged during the Revolution.) "It will be a momentary pang."

0points

Falcon on Dizzy 2 months ago

I'm gonna try to make my last words just be "don't b******t nobody when you put my last words down, my last word is 'f**k' and you know it...F**K" then I'd die

0points

Haywood Jablome 2 months ago

Chris Farley's final words were "Please don't leave me", as heard by the prostitute that promptly left him

0points

DadManBlues 2 months ago

'While I was alive, I took care of everything except death; now I have to die, and I am unprepared for that.' - Caesare Borgia, son of Pope Alexander the Sixth 'The last word is for the fools who have not spoken enough.' - Karl Marx 'I have not yet told you everything I saw.' - Marco Polo

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Beak Hookage 2 months ago (edited)

When my grandfather was on his deathbed and apparently unconscious someone made a remark to Grandma about how she always did what he asked her to. Grandpa said "b******t!", and died.

11points

similarly 2 months ago

As my grandfather was dying, my grandmother saw his eyes go very wide and he whispered "Oh my!" in a voice full of wonder.

6points

Alexa Saltz 2 months ago

3points

Richard Graham 2 months ago

The final words of Elon Musk "Tesla, engage self-driving mode."

2points

Richard Graham 2 months ago

That was a joke.

1point

ElfVibratorGlitter 2 months ago

I was really hoping Nathan Hale would be on here, and he was! Yay.

2points

David 2 months ago

1point

Dirk Daring 2 months ago

"The money... is buried... under..." *dies*

1point

Arthur Waite 2 months ago

1point

Ansi 2 months ago

George Washington Carver, amerikan botanist and inventor

7points

Stannous Flouride 2 months ago

"Huh. I thought so..."- Alistair Crowley

0points

Antihaarbalsnoepje 2 months ago

0points

cugel. 2 months ago

"What the fuck was that?" - the mayor of Hiroshima

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Richard Graham 2 months ago

0points

CanadianDimes 2 months ago

1point

R Ferreira 2 months ago

"Don't let them kill me!" - The President, Civil War (2024)

0points

Bartlet for World Domination 2 months ago

I fear for that country.

0points