HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG I actually burst out laughing to this one!!

Smartass

Ouch....

Simbling rivalaughry!

call him anything. he cant hear you

Awww. Poor irrelephant.

Likewise, for Italian speakers.... "Qual'è il tempo più odiato dei pomodori?" ^_-

it is E

What stays in the corner but travels all around the world? A stamp

Say that to a ‘hairstylist’ and wait for the answer.... lol

Wow really nice..!

My 8 year old just destroyed this joke. She said, "A watch". uhhhhh......yes, yes you're correct, it is a watch.

this is why people look so sad too..

But the food was out of this world! I'll see myself out

Omg XD

Aww he got his ears back>~<

Good twist on the ol' I Scream joke.

Why didn’t the skeleton climb the hill? He didn’t have the guts

also when parents change genders

Awww...wish no one would eat them...EVER!!

clever

it was so depressing hehehe

So he was a loner boner?

WoW just wow

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no ideer !!!! ****BA DUM TSSSSS****

i like that < D

Dat face. LOL 😂

it's smore than that I imagine

Aren't we all

HAHAHAHAHA. don’t do drugs, kids

Now I need to get the weed eater

Yes

'cause he was a registered six offender

Am I the only one who read this as pills?

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Such a moo point

Lol

How do you make a hot dog stand? Take away its chair

In this case, wouldn't it be "where IN earth have you been?" :D

John: No, you aren't a Human!

Baa baa shop. Barber shop. A term used to describe a shop that cuts hair among other things.

Or use COWGEBRA!

what did the ocean say to the other ocean? nothing they just waved

Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can't C#.

Dat is truuuuue

or the body 2

No

Haha very funny

Cats could never have bad jokes.

Parma JOHN

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