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Insulting Is A Skill And Here Are 30 Of The Best Insults To Master It

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Since we were little, we all knew that insulting someone or calling names was a big no-no. However, life is full of big no-no’s, and to counteract some of them, you have to use them for your own good. And an insult is probably one of the most used of forbiddens in the life of an adult. However, we are not talking here about calling someone a beaner bronco buster or something by far nastier - the insults in our list will make the receiver shiver from your intelligence, quiver at their own incompetence, and feel the undeniable superiority of your wit. Yes, here they are, the best insults ever recorded on the internet, delivered fresh & hot right to your screen.

Knowing fully well that by spreading nasty, you only get nasty back, we’ve figured out that calling someone to get back to Earth requires certain finesse and flair; thus, calling someone a phallus head does not make it into our list. Instead, these comebacks are as subtle as Claude Debussy’s Clair de Lune, as camouflaged as the workings of Sherlock Holmes, and as smart as Albert Einstein himself. Oh, also, as beautifully versed as the sonnets of mister William! So, we bet that out of these original insults, you’ll definitely find one to put in your pocket and air out when needed.

Well, are you ready to check out our list of the best insults ever? If so, clear up a few RAMs worth of space in your coconut for memorization and skip to the comebacks just a bit further down. Once you are there, vote for the funniest insults and share this article with anyone in need.

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#1

Insulting Is A Skill And Here Are 30 Of The Best Insults To Master It I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.

218points

Good Luckas 2 years ago

TRUTH

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#2

Insulting Is A Skill And Here Are 30 Of The Best Insults To Master It I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and poop out a smarter statement than whatever you just said.

161points

Good Luckas 2 years ago

Lol.

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#3

Insulting Is A Skill And Here Are 30 Of The Best Insults To Master It May both sides of your pillow be uncomfortably warm.

142points

Stardust 2 years ago

That is so cruel

44points

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#4

Insulting Is A Skill And Here Are 30 Of The Best Insults To Master It Don’t you get tired of putting makeup on your two faces every morning?

140points

Lisa Valen 2 years ago

Ouch.

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#5

Insulting Is A Skill And Here Are 30 Of The Best Insults To Master It I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

138points

Lisa Valen 2 years ago

Classic.

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#6

Insulting Is A Skill And Here Are 30 Of The Best Insults To Master It Keep rolling your eyes, you might eventually find a brain.

134points

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

YESS!

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#7

Insulting Is A Skill And Here Are 30 Of The Best Insults To Master It I’m glad to see you’re not letting education get in the way of your ignorance.

134points

Zophra 2 years ago

Ahhh... if only...if only... I could say this as a teacher (and keep my job.)

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#8

Insulting Is A Skill And Here Are 30 Of The Best Insults To Master It Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s job.

123points

Riley Warrick 2 years ago

Well, my parents said I could be what ever I wanted to be, so I became a disappointment.

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#9

Insulting Is A Skill And Here Are 30 Of The Best Insults To Master It I get so emotional when you're not around. That emotion is happiness.

115points

that_curly_girl 🇺🇦 2 years ago

ouch

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#10

Insulting Is A Skill And Here Are 30 Of The Best Insults To Master It I am returning your nose. I found it in my business.

112points

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

I heard this one before and have been patiently waiting to use it..

21points

Jerry Ryan 2 years ago (edited)

I asked coworker one time if he had trouble breathing through his nose(he inhaled deeply with his nose) said nope I said oh I thought with your nose so far up the bosses ash you'd mite have trouble with that. the boss laughed so hard his eyes started to water

4points

Galaxy 1 year ago

gods

0points

Ashley Spurlock 2 years ago

If only I could use this on my mom... (And not get f*****g killed)

0points

HuNtEr AlLeN 2 years ago

*Displayname*=idk same

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#11

Insulting Is A Skill And Here Are 30 Of The Best Insults To Master It You are so ugly that when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering.

110points

Good Luckas 2 years ago

Haha get REKED!

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#12

Insulting Is A Skill And Here Are 30 Of The Best Insults To Master It I’m jealous of all the people who haven’t met you.

107points

Pandaroo 2 years ago

Yo, THAT is SAVAGE!

9points

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#13

Insulting Is A Skill And Here Are 30 Of The Best Insults To Master It You are the human version of period cramps.

105points

Good Luckas 2 years ago

Oof.

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#14

Insulting Is A Skill And Here Are 30 Of The Best Insults To Master It You've only got 2 brain cells and they are both fighting for 3rd place.

98points

Lisa Valen 2 years ago

That's great!

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#15

Insulting Is A Skill And Here Are 30 Of The Best Insults To Master It Isn’t it dangerous to use your whole vocabulary in one sentence?

95points

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

😂

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#16

Insulting Is A Skill And Here Are 30 Of The Best Insults To Master It I told my therapist about you.

93points

Katherine Boag 2 years ago

I mean, you need to tell your therapist about the people you spend the most time with anyway, whether theyre a good or bad influence on your mental health

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#17

Insulting Is A Skill And Here Are 30 Of The Best Insults To Master It You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.

90points

GetKrilled 2 years ago

Clever

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#18

Insulting Is A Skill And Here Are 30 Of The Best Insults To Master It You are proof God has a sense of humor.

86points

Good Luckas 2 years ago

“Hmmmm let’s see…..what if I do a human with ALL BAD STATS!! Wouldn’t that be hilarious!? Yeah let’s do it!”

26points

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#19

Insulting Is A Skill And Here Are 30 Of The Best Insults To Master It I bet your mom doesn’t put your coloring pages on the fridge.

81points

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

NOOOOOOOO!!!

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#20

Insulting Is A Skill And Here Are 30 Of The Best Insults To Master It I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

75points

Lisa Valen 2 years ago

That's just mean.

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#21

Insulting Is A Skill And Here Are 30 Of The Best Insults To Master It You’re about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.

74points

Spencer's slave 2 years ago

Or a screen door on a submarine

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#22

Insulting Is A Skill And Here Are 30 Of The Best Insults To Master It You're so ugly even Stephen King has nightmares about you.

73points

Matthew Jameson 2 years ago

You're so ugly you'd make a freight train take a dirt road

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#23

Insulting Is A Skill And Here Are 30 Of The Best Insults To Master It Oh, you don’t like being treated the way you treat me? That must suck.

71points

Riley Warrick 2 years ago

Haha! Payback, súcker!

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#24

Insulting Is A Skill And Here Are 30 Of The Best Insults To Master It Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

69points

NsG 2 years ago

Hello Wanda

13points

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#25

Insulting Is A Skill And Here Are 30 Of The Best Insults To Master It You must have been born on a highway. That’s where most accidents happen.

65points

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

Oh cr@p!

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#26

Insulting Is A Skill And Here Are 30 Of The Best Insults To Master It Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.

61points

It's Izzy 🇺🇦 (They/Them) 2 years ago

And then their name is google....

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#27

Insulting Is A Skill And Here Are 30 Of The Best Insults To Master It If genius skips a generation, your children will be brilliant.

58points

Debrina Blackmoon 2 years ago

Zombie reject.

8points

#28

Insulting Is A Skill And Here Are 30 Of The Best Insults To Master It You’re a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

47points

Phoenix CP 2 years ago

thought it said gay sprinkle n i was like.. but the whole thing is gay??

28points

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#29

Insulting Is A Skill And Here Are 30 Of The Best Insults To Master It I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of your nostrils like that?

46points

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

Oh no, not the nose hairs!

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#30

Insulting Is A Skill And Here Are 30 Of The Best Insults To Master It Yeah? Well, you smell like hot dog water.

38points

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

Someone said this to a friend of mine. That got shut down real quick and it was never said to that person again.

8points

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#31

I’d give you a nasty look, but you’ve already got one.

27points

Pandaroo 2 years ago

God...

0points

#32

You're like the water that comes out of the ketchup bottle.

25points

Jasper Cool 2 years ago

I feel like the mustard water is worse

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#33

You are like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day.

23points

Federico Guerrero-Isaza 2 years ago

unless you´re in a desert.

6points

#34

You’re the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

23points

PalmKitty 2 years ago

Lifeguard didn’t do his job this time 😩

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#35

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.

23points

#36

I wish I had a flip phone, so I could slam it shut on this conversation.

22points

BAWK BAWK BAKAW 2 years ago

i mean if you're REALLY fed up w them you can just C R U N C H your phone in half

7points

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#37

You must be the arithmetic man - you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.

22points

Snoop Catt 2 years ago

Buzz Killington?

5points

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#38

You’re the reason God created the middle finger.

21points

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

I've seen this one before. I actually said this before too! That persons face was priceless!

2points

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#39

If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.

21points

Valerie Smart 2 years ago

Dayyyymmmmnnnnn

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#40

Light travels faster than sound which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.

21points

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

These roasts are good!

10points

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#41

You should carry a plant around with you to replace the oxygen you waste.

21points

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

But that poor plant 😢

6points

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#42

It’s impossible to underestimate you.

20points

Weim Central 2 years ago

This one is understated and genius!

3points

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#43

I’ll never forget the first time we met. But I’ll keep trying.

20points

Riley Warrick 2 years ago

Oof.

2points

#44

Your face is just fine, but we’ll have to put a bag over that personality.

20points

Phoenix CP 2 years ago

i like this one. insulting the face is just mean, the personality is something they can, hopefully, change

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#45

I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral.

20points

Valerie Smart 2 years ago

Well damn

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#46

I will ignore you so hard you will start doubting your existence.

20points

Aria Gravley 2 years ago

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#47

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

20points

#48

I’d explain it to you, but I don’t have any crayons with me.

20points

TrashPandaSociety 2 years ago

I like "I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you."

7points

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#49

I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

19points

Riley Warrick 2 years ago

Ha good one, will try to find a n opportunity to say this to an annoying boy that tries(and fails miserably) to flirt with me.

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#50

If there was a market for bad ideas I'd want drilling rights to your head.

19points

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

These are harsh! Which means I like it...

5points

#51

You are a fart factory, slug-slimed sack of rat guts in cat vomit. A cheesy scab picked pimple squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side.

19points

Sam Juan 2 years ago

I feel like this is the missing verse in the song "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch"

16points

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#52

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

18points

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago (edited)

Actually some pretzels are just fine if unsalted. But they have to be hot and buttery. (But still not as good as salted)

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#53

I would prefer a battle of wits, but you appear unarmed.

18points

Jennifer Biness 2 years ago

this is an old one, but still great

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#54

Somewhere, somehow, you are robbing a village of their idiot.

18points

Lisa Valen 2 years ago

That hurt.

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#55

Too bad you can’t Photoshop your ugly personality.

18points

#56

You’re living proof it’s possible to live without a brain.

18points

Pandaroo 2 years ago

or your a zombie..!

0points

#57

Child, I’ve forgotten more than you ever knew.

17points

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

I forget a lot so this would be a good roast if I said it 😋

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#58

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

17points

Aria Gravley 2 years ago

My friend said this to my crush once…..

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#59

I believed in evolution until I met you.

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#60

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

17points

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

No, I am busy eating spicy Ramen...

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#61

When I see your face, there’s not a thing that I would change… Except the direction I was walking in.

17points

Rainbow Dash 2 years ago

You are really gonna use a Bruno Mars song for this

0points

#62

You should really come with a warning label.

17points

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago (edited)

a kid in middle school said "I should come with a warning sign" then another kid nearby replied "your face is the warning sign. " I tried not to die laughing at the time!

13points

#63

Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go.

17points

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

If I change it to "your lucky stupidity is not a crime" is it still a good roast?

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#64

The people who tolerate you on a daily basis are the real heroes.

17points

Savannah Weber 2 years ago

🕳

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#65

I would never date you. I’m lonely, not desperate.

16points

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

I'm a proud single Pringle!

6points

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#66

If you were the light at the end of the tunnel, I’d turn back around.

16points

#67

I will slap you so hard even Google won’t be able to find you.

16points

Valerie Smart 2 years ago

LOL

1point

#68

If I said anything to offend you it was purely intentional.

16points

#69

Don't let your mind wander... It's far too small to wander on its own.

16points

#70

You push a lot of doors that say 'pull', don't you?

16points

Riley Warrick 2 years ago

Yes, because I'm blind.

1point

#71

Oops, my bad. I could’ve sworn I was dealing with an adult.

15points

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

Don't get it?

3points

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#72

You have so many gaps in your teeth it looks like your tongue is in jail.

15points

Riley Warrick 2 years ago

But somehow it escaped.

0points

#73

If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.

15points

Colin L 2 years ago

I've heard this one as "If brains were dynamite you couldn't even blow your nose."

2points

#74

You have an entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?

15points

#75

OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!

15points

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

My sisters when I come downstairs in the morning (I enjoy sleeping in when possible). They usually say "OMG ITS ALIVE!". All good times 👍

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#76

I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies, how silly of me.

15points

Eat Dirt Crow 2 years ago

The world does revolve around you, you just don't get to choose which way it turns.

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#77

Mirrors can’t talk. Lucky for you, they can’t laugh, either.

15points

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#78

Hey, you have something on your chin. No, the 3rd one down.

15points

PalmKitty 2 years ago

💀✋

1point

#79

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.

15points

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago (edited)

To someone I know Sincerely--- Idk

3points

#80

You look like something I would draw with my left hand.

15points

Stardust 2 years ago

A lefty will use this exact thing as a compliment unless they are also bad at drawing

6points

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#81

I bet your parents change the subject when their friends ask about you.

15points

#82

Aww, it’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand.

15points

#83

Don’t try to think too hard. You’re so stupid it might sprain your brain.

15points

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#84

Two wrongs don’t make a right. Take your parents, for instance.

15points

Rainbow Dash 2 years ago

Oh heck nah

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#85

You have a face only a mother could love.

15points

Colin L 2 years ago

...that not even a mother could love.

3points

#86

You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.

15points

#87

You bowl like your momma. Unless of course she bowls well, in which case you bowl nothing like her.

15points

Brian Meyer 2 years ago

Bazinga!

4points

#88

Your face looks like a stuntman’s knee.

15points

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago (edited)

Kinda running from the joke but unfortunately My knee looks like a stuntman's knee cause I am always down scrubbing the floor. 🥲

1point

#89

I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.

15points

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#90

You bring everyone so much joy! You know, when you leave the room. But, still.

14points

Aria Gravley 2 years ago

Jeez, harsh….. but I like it nonetheless

1point

#91

I’m just glad that you’re stringing words into sentences now.

14points

#92

If I had a face like yours, I would sue my parents.

14points

John Kremm 2 years ago

If my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave his butt and walk him backwards.

0points

#93

People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore.

14points

#94

You’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

14points

Debrina Blackmoon 2 years ago (edited)

You're so stupid you probably wash paper towels/plates.

1point

#95

I look ugly? Good. I was trying to look like you today.

14points

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

Next time my sister makes a comment on my frizzy hairs i will reply with this (if I remember)

6points

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#96

If you were any less intelligent I'd have to water you twice a week.

14points

Lisa Valen 2 years ago

Plants are intelligent.

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#97

Taking a picture of you would put a virus on my phone.

14points

Debrina Blackmoon 2 years ago

Ok, then.

1point

#98

If you went to a nursery you’d cause a crying spree.

14points

#99

I’d say you’re ‘dumb as a rock,’ but at least a rock can hold a door open.

13points

#100

If I typed ‘stupid’ in Google, your name would pop up.

13points

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

I'm just storing these all for a time that has a 1% chance of happening.

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#101

Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop.

13points

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#102

I know a mind reader who would charge you half price.

13points

#103

I’m busy right now, can I ignore you another time?

12points

#104

Your face makes onions cry.

12points

#105

Don’t worry about me. Worry about your eyebrows.

12points

#106

You are proof that evolution can go in reverse.

12points

#107

I do not consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.

12points

Debrina Blackmoon 2 years ago

Or something it would reject.

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#108

I find the fact that you’ve lived this long both surprising and disappointing.

12points

#109

You are the reason why shampoo has instructions.

12points

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

But seriously though. It also says "Do not eat. If eaten get medical help right away"

5points

#110

Isn’t there a bullet somewhere you could be jumping in front of?

12points

Weim Central 2 years ago

This one is a victim of timing

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#111

It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.

12points

#112

I’d rather treat my baby’s diaper rash than have lunch with you.

11points

Brian Meyer 2 years ago

Well....yeah. If your baby has untreated diaper rash, you ain't got time for lunch. Take care of your kid!

5points

#113

People clap when they see you. They clap their hands over their eyes.

10points

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

Make sure to pause after the first line!

5points

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College Student Does Exactly As Told After Roommates Demand They Keep Their Stuff In Their Room

College Student Does Exactly As Told After Roommates Demand They Keep Their Stuff In Their Room

#114

You’re a conversation starter. Not when you are around, but once you leave.

10points

#115

Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?

10points

Stardust 2 years ago

Yes

6points

#116

Please just tell me you don’t plan to home-school your kids.

10points

#117

Good story, but in what chapter do you shut up?

10points

#118

You are so full of crap, the toilet’s jealous.

10points

Freya the Wanderer 2 years ago (edited)

Is your bu++holee jealous of the amount of s##t that cones out of your mouth?

0points

#119

If you can't laugh at yourself, I'd be glad to do so for you.

10points

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#120

You look like a dropped pie.

10points

Livy Leonard 2 years ago

😂 why did I find this one so funny

4points

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#121

I’m an acquired taste. If you don’t like me, acquire some taste.

9points

#122

If you were an inanimate object, you’d be a participation trophy.

9points

#123

In the land of the witless, you would be king.

9points

#124

Your only purpose in life is to become an organ donor.

9points

Debrina Blackmoon 2 years ago

For science.

2points

#125

The last time I saw a face like yours, I fed it a banana.

9points

Debrina Blackmoon 2 years ago (edited)

Not nice to other primates.

1point

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#126

Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

9points

#127

I’d slap you but I don’t want to make your face look any better.

9points

#128

Well, the jerk store called, and they’re running out of you.

9points

Weim Central 2 years ago

Ummm.. stealing from Seinfeld = no points for you!

1point

#129

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

9points

#130

Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them.

8points

#131

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.

8points

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#132

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

8points

Debrina Blackmoon 2 years ago

Go ahead and hurt yourself trying that.

1point

#133

You make me increase the amount of caffeine I take daily.

8points

Eat Dirt Crow 2 years ago

*alcohol

3points

#134

Bye. Hope to see you never.

7points

#135

You look so pretty. Not at all gross, today.

7points

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

"But that attitude on the other hand...."

3points

#136

When you look in the mirror, say hi to the clown you see in there for me, would you?

7points

#137

Grab a straw, because you suck.

7points

Octavia Hansen 2 years ago

From the movie Time Bandits: I really like you, Benson. You are so mercifully free from the ravages of intelligence.

4points

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#138

You’re my favorite person… Besides every other person I’ve ever met.

7points

Eat Dirt Crow 2 years ago

Of all the people I've met, you're definitely one of them.

4points

#139

Your mouth should be as silent as the ‘p’ in psychology.

7points

#140

You're so stupid that it's illegal for military to draft you.

7points

#141

I was today years old when I realized I didn’t like you.

6points

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

Hmmm. Mine was yesterday..

0points

#142

Did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today?

6points

#143

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

6points

PalmKitty 2 years ago

DAYUM

0points

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#144

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

6points

#145

You’ve been trying to get your summer body since two winters ago.

6points

Owen 2 years ago

Been more than 2 for me

3points

#146

Serial killers would run mad if they tried to make you a victim.

6points

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

At least I wouldn't be kidnapped no mas!

0points

#147

Your eyebrows look like eagle’s wings.

6points

Weim Central 2 years ago

Don't make fun of Frida - she rocks.

0points

#148

You need lemons to make lemonade and you ain't got no lemons.

6points

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Linas is a SEO List Curator at Bored Panda with a bachelor's degree in Communication & Digital Marketing. Before, he did a quick internship at AMII and worked as a Wolt courier (in other words, before Bored Panda, he never had a real job). After an intense day of Googling and scrolling, he likes to lose himself in League of Legends or make a couple pretzels while practicing Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Never shies away from a deep conversation, never runs out of jokes. Also an owner of 0.0028 Bitcoin.

Linas is a SEO List Curator at Bored Panda with a bachelor's degree in Communication & Digital Marketing. Before, he did a quick internship at AMII and worked as a Wolt courier (in other words, before Bored Panda, he never had a real job). After an intense day of Googling and scrolling, he likes to lose himself in League of Legends or make a couple pretzels while practicing Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Never shies away from a deep conversation, never runs out of jokes. Also an owner of 0.0028 Bitcoin.

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Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

Jurgita Dominauskaitė

Having started as a content creator that made articles for Bored Panda from scratch I climbed my way up to being and editor and then had team lead responsibilities added as well. So it was a pretty natural transition from writing articles and titles as well as preparing the visual part for the articles to making sure others are doing those same tasks as I did before well, answering their questions and guiding them when needed. Eventually I realized editing gives me the most enjoyment and I'm focusing only on that right now.

Having started as a content creator that made articles for Bored Panda from scratch I climbed my way up to being and editor and then had team lead responsibilities added as well. So it was a pretty natural transition from writing articles and titles as well as preparing the visual part for the articles to making sure others are doing those same tasks as I did before well, answering their questions and guiding them when needed. Eventually I realized editing gives me the most enjoyment and I'm focusing only on that right now.

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I am a visual editor here. In my free time I enjoy the vibrant worlds of art galleries, exhibitions, and soulful concerts. Yet, amidst life's hustle and bustle, I find solace in nature's embrace, cherishing tranquil moments with beloved friends. Deep within, I hold a dream close - to embark on a global journey in an RV, accompanied by my faithful canine companion. Together, we'll wander through diverse cultures, weaving precious memories under the starry night sky, fulfilling the wanderlust that stirs my soul.

I am a visual editor here. In my free time I enjoy the vibrant worlds of art galleries, exhibitions, and soulful concerts. Yet, amidst life's hustle and bustle, I find solace in nature's embrace, cherishing tranquil moments with beloved friends. Deep within, I hold a dream close - to embark on a global journey in an RV, accompanied by my faithful canine companion. Together, we'll wander through diverse cultures, weaving precious memories under the starry night sky, fulfilling the wanderlust that stirs my soul.

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Stardust 2 years ago

“Just so you know, I typed this out using my middle finger”

5points

Sinead Kenny 2 years ago (edited)

Im 42 yr old female and I told a younger colleague the other day 'i'm so sorry, I'm guessing you are insulting me however the 'urban dictionary' and your abbreviations having quite made it into the Oxford English dictionary, much less the standard conversation for anyone over 12 yrs old. So come back and try again when you surpass the vocabulary range of a primary school child or even better when you can actually spring a sentence together and spell it correctly! Don't worry I'll be sat here with baited breath 🤐😋 oh and btw just because your bag screams LV it isn't LV. The stitching is just the start of your problems . The print should be LV not VL. 🤏👌. Think she is still trying to work out what i actually said to her 😋

3points

IlovemydogShilo 2 years ago

Wow. I hope you have a good dental hygienist. You need one to help clean all that bulls**t out of your mouth. 😊 jk

0points

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M Atlas 1 year ago

My final one: “bro, you’re such a failure that you caused the abortion to fail, and that’s why you exist”

2points

M Atlas 1 year ago

Here’s one: “yeesh, you’re so ugly even Australians are afraid” Another?: “bro, you’re so ugly that zombies take one look at you and go ‘I ain’t eating that’” One more: “bro, you’re so stupid that when you were abducted by aliens, they kicked you out and said intelligent life form not detected’, not to mention they lost so many brain cells that they forgot that they even exist”

2points

ANGELINE VARONIS 2 years ago

OK OK, I'VE GOT ONE! If someone says "Say that again to my face!" After using these awesome insults, ya gotta say "I already did, or was that your @$$? I can't tell since both of em' spew $h!t all the time."

2points

Kevin Hickey 2 years ago

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception." - Groucho

2points

Duncan Rogers 2 years ago

"You, (sir or madam) are a prime example of why some animals eat their young"

2points

Rainbow Dash 2 years ago (edited)

Sir? I’m concerned are you ok? Do you need a therapist?

1point

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Annabelle Dietrick 1 year ago

I read that someone said this. "If idiots could fly, this place would be a whole aśs airport." And it applies to my entire schooh C:

1point

AsexualShrimp 2 years ago

If idiots could fly, this place would be a whole aśs airport

1point

meow point1 2 years ago

"You're like a neutron -- you don't contribute anything in a positive or a negative direction; you just add weight."

1point

AsexualShrimp 2 years ago

Oh my god that is plain mean 💀

0points

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Edward Yuil-Steinberg 1 year ago

You’re Poop

0points

Parwana Khan 2 years ago

we have 5 fingers right? the middle one is yuh

0points

William Makyali 2 years ago

Some guy was mean to mean in our WhatsApp group and I told him his English sucked like my German he said he could pay me to teach him good English I responded "I'm not desperate but I could pay you to teach you social etiquette. Clearly a good job wasn't done" I got no f response from him, I hit him on the head...

0points

Mike Loux 2 years ago

"I see you finally finished doing that thing. I'd pat you on the back, but your hand is in the way."

0points

Mike Loux 2 years ago

"I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you."

0points

Steven 2 years ago

These insults remind me of a popular one among boys in a big city in the USA in the mid-20th century: "Turn around and pull down your pants so we can talk face to face!"

0points

IlovemydogShilo 2 years ago

If my dog looked like you, I’d shave his a*s and make him walk backwards.

0points

Ghostsauce 2 years ago

I worked with some terrible supervisors in my time, some who didn't even oversee my department. I wanted to say something like "Maybe you would realize how terrible things are if you climbed down from that ivory tower stuck up your b*tt."

0points

MadamGreenIce 2 years ago

For fun, yes this post is entertaining. But all in this list can also be used by bullies. Indirectly, we're teaching bullies to insult us.

0points

Terka Červeňáková 2 years ago

You look like the type of person who, if given lolly, would suck on the stick instead of the candy...

0points

JB 2 years ago

They told me you’re witty, they’re half right. And the immortal classic “your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries”

0points

Axolotl King 2 years ago

*Maidenless*

0points

Anna M. G. Novák Vanclová 2 years ago

"You are such an idiot that if there was a competition to find the biggest idiot you would place second because you are such an idiot that you wouldn't even win it."

0points

Belle Miles 2 years ago

I like him as well as I know him (not very well).

0points

Uber Mensch 2 years ago

I'll bet you're even ugly in the dark. People like you is why they invented birth control. Congratulations - I hear you're going to be the poster child for Planned Parenthood! That (person) is denser than a neutron star...

0points

Debrina Blackmoon 2 years ago (edited)

How about, "A black hole would run from you."?

0points

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Stardust 2 years ago

“Just so you know, I typed this out using my middle finger”

5points

Sinead Kenny 2 years ago (edited)

Im 42 yr old female and I told a younger colleague the other day 'i'm so sorry, I'm guessing you are insulting me however the 'urban dictionary' and your abbreviations having quite made it into the Oxford English dictionary, much less the standard conversation for anyone over 12 yrs old. So come back and try again when you surpass the vocabulary range of a primary school child or even better when you can actually spring a sentence together and spell it correctly! Don't worry I'll be sat here with baited breath 🤐😋 oh and btw just because your bag screams LV it isn't LV. The stitching is just the start of your problems . The print should be LV not VL. 🤏👌. Think she is still trying to work out what i actually said to her 😋

3points

IlovemydogShilo 2 years ago

Wow. I hope you have a good dental hygienist. You need one to help clean all that bulls**t out of your mouth. 😊 jk

0points

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M Atlas 1 year ago

My final one: “bro, you’re such a failure that you caused the abortion to fail, and that’s why you exist”

2points

M Atlas 1 year ago

Here’s one: “yeesh, you’re so ugly even Australians are afraid” Another?: “bro, you’re so ugly that zombies take one look at you and go ‘I ain’t eating that’” One more: “bro, you’re so stupid that when you were abducted by aliens, they kicked you out and said intelligent life form not detected’, not to mention they lost so many brain cells that they forgot that they even exist”

2points

ANGELINE VARONIS 2 years ago

OK OK, I'VE GOT ONE! If someone says "Say that again to my face!" After using these awesome insults, ya gotta say "I already did, or was that your @$$? I can't tell since both of em' spew $h!t all the time."

2points

Kevin Hickey 2 years ago

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception." - Groucho

2points

Duncan Rogers 2 years ago

"You, (sir or madam) are a prime example of why some animals eat their young"

2points

Rainbow Dash 2 years ago (edited)

Sir? I’m concerned are you ok? Do you need a therapist?

1point

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Annabelle Dietrick 1 year ago

I read that someone said this. "If idiots could fly, this place would be a whole aśs airport." And it applies to my entire schooh C:

1point

AsexualShrimp 2 years ago

If idiots could fly, this place would be a whole aśs airport

1point

meow point1 2 years ago

"You're like a neutron -- you don't contribute anything in a positive or a negative direction; you just add weight."

1point

AsexualShrimp 2 years ago

Oh my god that is plain mean 💀

0points

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Edward Yuil-Steinberg 1 year ago

You’re Poop

0points

Parwana Khan 2 years ago

we have 5 fingers right? the middle one is yuh

0points

William Makyali 2 years ago

Some guy was mean to mean in our WhatsApp group and I told him his English sucked like my German he said he could pay me to teach him good English I responded "I'm not desperate but I could pay you to teach you social etiquette. Clearly a good job wasn't done" I got no f response from him, I hit him on the head...

0points

Mike Loux 2 years ago

"I see you finally finished doing that thing. I'd pat you on the back, but your hand is in the way."

0points

Mike Loux 2 years ago

"I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you."

0points

Steven 2 years ago

These insults remind me of a popular one among boys in a big city in the USA in the mid-20th century: "Turn around and pull down your pants so we can talk face to face!"

0points

IlovemydogShilo 2 years ago

If my dog looked like you, I’d shave his a*s and make him walk backwards.

0points

Ghostsauce 2 years ago

I worked with some terrible supervisors in my time, some who didn't even oversee my department. I wanted to say something like "Maybe you would realize how terrible things are if you climbed down from that ivory tower stuck up your b*tt."

0points

MadamGreenIce 2 years ago

For fun, yes this post is entertaining. But all in this list can also be used by bullies. Indirectly, we're teaching bullies to insult us.

0points

Terka Červeňáková 2 years ago

You look like the type of person who, if given lolly, would suck on the stick instead of the candy...

0points

JB 2 years ago

They told me you’re witty, they’re half right. And the immortal classic “your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries”

0points

Axolotl King 2 years ago

*Maidenless*

0points

Anna M. G. Novák Vanclová 2 years ago

"You are such an idiot that if there was a competition to find the biggest idiot you would place second because you are such an idiot that you wouldn't even win it."

0points

Belle Miles 2 years ago

I like him as well as I know him (not very well).

0points

Uber Mensch 2 years ago

I'll bet you're even ugly in the dark. People like you is why they invented birth control. Congratulations - I hear you're going to be the poster child for Planned Parenthood! That (person) is denser than a neutron star...

0points

Debrina Blackmoon 2 years ago (edited)

How about, "A black hole would run from you."?

0points

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