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32 Of The Most Savage Insults People Have Ever Heard, As Shared In This Online Group A colleague of mine was told the following by a waitress when he had tried to hit on her.

"You have more d**k in your personality than you do in your pants"

DanteBMerkley , ELEVATE Report

Final score:

306points

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DennyS (denzoren) 1 year ago

Oh burn! Also they're just trying to do their job for minimum wage, let people be.

85points

32 Of The Most Savage Insults People Have Ever Heard, As Shared In This Online Group When I was in high school, one of my classmates gave our teacher a typical “your mom” response to a question without realizing the teacher’s mother had just died. Without missing a beat, the teacher said “leave my mother out of this. I don’t make fun of your parents, and look what they produced.”

HopeDeferred , Max Fischer Report

Final score:

301points

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DennyS (denzoren) 1 year ago

I remember once while playing soccer the striker (I was the defender) was trash taking to me about what he did with my sister last night so I was just smiling along, not saying anything until another teammate got tired of it and was like "dude...he's an only child" and the guy was like "oh" lol so I was like "it's not a problem, I didn't know I had a sister so it was nice to know she's doing well".

71points

For this article, Bored Panda got in touch with experienced copy-editor and professional language writer in Ireland, Stan Carey. You can visit his website here and also find more interesting, but explicit, articles about expletives on the Strong Language blog.

Also providing their input about why insults between friends are funny rather than rude and some novel examples of insults is James Harbeck, professional editor, designer, and writer. You can read more about him and his work on his website or his blog Sesquiotica.

32 Of The Most Savage Insults People Have Ever Heard, As Shared In This Online Group 16 year old me trying to convince my dad to take my friends and I to see American Pie: Dad: so what is it about? Me: a group of high school friends trying to lose their virginity. Dad: I can stay home and see that.

Theromented1 , IMP Awards Report

Final score:

289points

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DennyS (denzoren) 1 year ago (edited)

Oh no, burn. Lol (also nothing wrong with losing or not losing, don't let anyone pressure you).

69points

32 Of The Most Savage Insults People Have Ever Heard, As Shared In This Online Group Teacher of mine once said to a classmate who kept making the most asinine contributions to the conversation:

“You make it really difficult to underestimate you.”

The guy had no idea what it meant, he thought it was a compliment .

robbycakes , Arthur Krijgsman Report

Final score:

266points

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Luca Fenton 1 year ago

my friend confused a kid at school by saying "i envy the people who dont know you"

92points

Trick-Reveal-463 , August de Richelieu Report

32 Of The Most Savage Insults People Have Ever Heard, As Shared In This Online Group “You’re not the dumbest person I’ve ever met, but you better hope he doesn’t die.”

Final score:

248points

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LizzieBoredom 1 year ago

Your Mama's so dumb, she thinks menopause is a button on the Remote Control.

50points

If you are particularly interested in how a particular vulgar word and its alternatives evolved through the decades, you may find something fun in Jonathon Green’s historical slang timelines, as suggested by Stan Carey. Although there is little context, it’s quite amusing to see that the synonym for “foolish” in the 1850’s was “suck-egg”, whatever that may mean.

32 Of The Most Savage Insults People Have Ever Heard, As Shared In This Online Group Bunch of quite pretentious people getting out of a limo at a club and pretending they’re more than they are to get in ahead of the line, bouncer quips “ Can always tell clowns, all arriving in the same car.”

preferablyoutside , Erik Mclean Report

Final score:

229points

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LizzieBoredom 1 year ago

I bet they drive in the CarFool lane.

52points

32 Of The Most Savage Insults People Have Ever Heard, As Shared In This Online Group Winston Churchill supposedly in response to being called drunk during a debate: “I may be drunk but tomorrow I shall be sober. You, however, madam, shall always be ugly”.

studude765 , wikipedia Report

Final score:

221points

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James016 1 year ago

Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.

200points

32 Of The Most Savage Insults People Have Ever Heard, As Shared In This Online Group I was at a pool in Vegas and wearing a straw cowboy hat with my shirt open. One friend said "damn, how can you not get laid with that outfit today"

Other friend said "don't worry, he'll show us."

randomvegasposts , Brett Sayles Report

Final score:

215points

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DennyS (denzoren) 1 year ago

Simple but effective...burn. Lol

44points

“Blatherskite is a colorful insult with an old-fashioned flavor that's fun to say,” says Stan Carey. Apparently, the “-skite” part alludes to sh*t, and most people don’t know that. As blather means empty and long-winded talk, you can probably guess what it means.

#10

32 Of The Most Savage Insults People Have Ever Heard, As Shared In This Online Group Was playing Pavlov(vr game) with a group of people, one of which was this very annoying kid who kept saying something like "You're bad because you're adopted" and such like that. He did that to one dude, and the guy replies something like "I'd return the insult, but that'd imply someone wanted you"

Had the whole lobby erupting. IDK if it's taken from somewhere or what.

ClaireBear13492 , Eugene Capon Report

Final score:

212points

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Haru 1 year ago

The annoying kid sounds like my younger brother

41points

#11

32 Of The Most Savage Insults People Have Ever Heard, As Shared In This Online Group My favorite of all time was from roast me. Guy was wearing a checkered shirt and the line was:

“Thanks for wearing graph paper so we can calculate the exact waste of space”

LNinefingers , Andrea Piacquadio Report

Final score:

183points

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Sad Quokka 1 year ago

🤣

32points

#12

32 Of The Most Savage Insults People Have Ever Heard, As Shared In This Online Group I'd challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you are unarmed.

therome_88 , Mimi Thian Report

Final score:

177points

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Lace Neil 1 year ago

You think that you're a wit, and you're half right.

47points

The_TravellerJ , Polina Tankilevitch Report

Discussing why insults between friends are funny rather than insulting, James Harbeck mentions that they are funny because they demonstrate permission. “You show that you know you have the right to speak to the other person in terms that would be taken badly by someone you were not on close terms with, and that you know they know,” says James. These claims are somewhat confirmed in a case study about insults and social cohesion.

#13

32 Of The Most Savage Insults People Have Ever Heard, As Shared In This Online Group "it's because of people like you, that they still print instructions on shampoo bottles".

Loved that.

Final score:

171points

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DennyS (denzoren) 1 year ago

Wait, is it a bad thing that I always read the shampoo instructions? I wanna make sure I know if it's a single lather, lather wash lather, or a say in for 3mins.

44points

#14

32 Of The Most Savage Insults People Have Ever Heard, As Shared In This Online Group You've got a face for radio, and a voice for writing.

mike_e_mcgee , Eric Nopanen Report

Final score:

161points

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LizzieBoredom 1 year ago

You've got a voice for cattle auctions, and a face for.....well, the same thing.

33points

#15

32 Of The Most Savage Insults People Have Ever Heard, As Shared In This Online Group Best one I've heard recently was someone who commented on a shirtless picture of a guy and called him Tragic Mike.

BoredBSEE , KAL VISUALS Report

Final score:

152points

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Lunamorte Louise 1 year ago

I need to remember this one

34points

Insulting friends may also be a good way to let off some steam and equalize perceived or possible social inequalities, James says. Nevertheless, these boundaries should be judged carefully, James says, sharing the case of English dandy Beau Brummell insulting the Prince Regent, with whom he had formerly been on good terms. “He said to one of the prince’s companions, 'Alvanley, who’s your fat friend?' – and met his social downfall as a result.”

#16

32 Of The Most Savage Insults People Have Ever Heard, As Shared In This Online Group ''I bet your parents change the subject when their friends ask about you.''

scottcree486 , Caleb Oquendo Report

Final score:

145points

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Rainwing_Demigod 1 year ago

Ouch!!

23points

#17

32 Of The Most Savage Insults People Have Ever Heard, As Shared In This Online Group When I was 16, I accidentally cut a woman off and she screamed out her car window at me “Who did you f**k to get your license!?!?” I laughed so hard. It really stuck with me.

notade50 , Jaromír Kavan Report

Final score:

145points

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Sad Quokka 1 year ago

Haha. Nice that you found it funny

37points

#18

32 Of The Most Savage Insults People Have Ever Heard, As Shared In This Online Group You'd struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions printed on the heel.

You've got two brain cells, and they're both fighting for third place.

Somewhere out there is a tree tirelessly producing oxygen for you to breathe. You should go apologize to it.

At my funeral, I want my coworkers to be my pallbearers and lower my casket into my grave, so they can all let me down one last time.

And my personal favorite, from an episode of *Frasier* :

>Roger, at Cornell University, they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful, that by firing electrons, you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Roger, if I were using that microscope right now---I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem. Thank you for your call.

FlashpointJ24 , Toa Heftiba Report

Final score:

144points

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JoTheLizard 1 year ago

I would replace the end with your brain cell

26points

Mike Beck 1 year ago

Nah, too expected.

4points

Eli 1 year ago

Or your di-

1point

Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 1 year ago

Well, no, that doesn't fit into the set-up, which the OP left out: someone has called that department with a problem about which Roger cares not a speck.

0points

Telepathetic 1 year ago

2 brain cells-- 1 is lost and the other is out looking for it

2points

Luis Hernandez Dauajare 1 year ago

I bet that if your brains were gunpowder you couldn't not even blow your nose...

1point

ravenclawnerd 1 year ago

I mean, these are clever, but it makes me wonder how much free time it took for people to come up with these- creating scenarios in their head so they will be prepared for any verbal attack.

1point

Jude Bennett 1 year ago

You have 2 brains. One went out for lunch and the other one went looking for it.

1point

Katie Lutesinger 1 year ago

That last one is not original to Frasier. It's paraphrased from something George S Kaufman once said on This is Show Business, when Eddie Fisher (Carrie Fisher's dad) complained that women wouldn't date him because he looked too young. "Mr. Fisher, on Mount Wilson there is a telescope that can magnify the most distant stars up to twenty-four times the magnification of any previous telescope. This remarkable instrument was unsurpassed in the world of astronomy until the construction of the Mount Palomar telescope, an even more remarkable instrument of magnification. Owing to advances and improvements in optical technology, it is capable of magnifying the stars to four times the magnification and resolution of the Mount Wilson telescope - Mr. Fisher, if you could somehow put the Mount Wilson telescope inside the Mount Palomar telescope, you still wouldn't be able to detect my interest in your problem.”

1point

Mel Rupp 1 year ago

You couldn't spell cat, if I spotted you the c and the t.

1point

CG 1 year ago

I've used that second one before, lol.

1point

Kevin Ley 1 year ago

All good ones

1point

officerripley 1 year ago

Reminds me of a line from the tv show M*A*S*H, said by Alan Alda: "The instrument is yet to be invented which is adequate to measure my indifference to that remark."

0points

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Irish English has insults derived from Irish for every occasion, according to Stan Carey. Sleeveen, referring to someone untrustworthy, and cute hoor are popular examples, especially used in political contexts. Sleeveen is especially popular in Irish politics, used to define politicians as smooth-tongued rogues.

#19

32 Of The Most Savage Insults People Have Ever Heard, As Shared In This Online Group When your mom dropped you off at school this morning she got fined because they thought she was littering.

NucularOrchid , Mary Taylor Report

Final score:

134points

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Anime dude101 1 year ago

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43points

#20

32 Of The Most Savage Insults People Have Ever Heard, As Shared In This Online Group I was at a hot girl bar with some of my coworkers a few years ago having drinks after work. All the girls were 10/10’s and our waitress had super blonde almost silver hair that looked really nice. One of my coworkers got a little too drunk and started hitting on her, which she handled well. She was probably used to it. He pulls her aside and loudly in front of all of us shouts at her “do you know what we call your hair color where I’m from? “F**k me blonde””. Without missing a beat she replies “do you know what we call your hair color where I’m from? “A*****e brown”” and walked away. We all died laughing and tipped her very well. He was cut off after that needless to say. I still think about this 6 years later 😂

Silver_Eyes13 , cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

133points

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Sherman 1 year ago

A "hot girl bar" WHAT IN THE SEXIST S**T IS THAT?

116points

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#21

32 Of The Most Savage Insults People Have Ever Heard, As Shared In This Online Group Your mama is so slow, it took her 9 months to come up with a joke.

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Final score:

125points

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LizzieBoredom 1 year ago

Your Mama so dumb, she tried to climb Mt. Dew.

36points

Stan Carey further directs us to an anecdote from Luis Buñuel’s Autobiography about how cursing helped him get across past border control during the Spanish Civil War. “In fact, blasphemy in Spain is truly an art; in Mexico, for instance, I never heard a proper curse, whereas in my native land, a good one lasts for at least three good-sized sentences. [...] It was with a curse of this kind, uttered in all its seemly intensity, that I regaled the three anarchists from Port Bou. When I’d finished, they stamped my papers and I crossed the border.”

#22

32 Of The Most Savage Insults People Have Ever Heard, As Shared In This Online Group If you were a spice, you'd be flour.

UncleSquach , Kaboompics .com Report

Final score:

112points

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LizzieBoredom 1 year ago

If you were a spice, you'd be Scary.

20points

#23

32 Of The Most Savage Insults People Have Ever Heard, As Shared In This Online Group I hope you have the day you deserve.

Adcro , Cristina Gottardi Report

Final score:

107points

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LizzieBoredom 1 year ago

and I hope you successfully return to your cell this evening.

24points

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#24

32 Of The Most Savage Insults People Have Ever Heard, As Shared In This Online Group Context aside, someone once told me I look like I go to the park to punch birds.

TheRoamingWeeb , Shakeb Tawheed Report

Final score:

95points

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LizzieBoredom 1 year ago (edited)

Must be hard to punch a Duck.

28points

Back2Bach , https://unsplash.com/photos/mG-HdjYiPtE?utm_source=unsplash&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=creditShareLink Report

James gives some examples of context and profession-specific insults, but adds that better ones must be out there. One example is the military FNG term, referring to a fudging new guy, in more polite terminology. In Spanish cultures, overweight men are sometimes called Flaco, meaning “skinny”. It’s understood to be ironic and overpolite, as you’re doing the opposite of pointing out a socially negative trait, without doing so directly, James adds.

#25

32 Of The Most Savage Insults People Have Ever Heard, As Shared In This Online Group "I envy the people who've *never* met you."

Final score:

95points

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LizzieBoredom 1 year ago

"You deplete me."

45points

thepiecesaremoving , cottonbro studio Report

#26

32 Of The Most Savage Insults People Have Ever Heard, As Shared In This Online Group They’d need a recipe for making ice cubes

Final score:

93points

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DennyS (denzoren) 1 year ago

Locally we say "you would burn water" if they tried to boil it.

34points

#27

32 Of The Most Savage Insults People Have Ever Heard, As Shared In This Online Group My husband was going out with his friends in their 20's. One of them came downstairs wearing a sweater and chuck tailors with khakis and his roommate goes "what's up, Ellen."

NoKarensPlz , ronpaulrevolt2008 Report

Final score:

92points

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DennyS (denzoren) 1 year ago

Hehehe.

21points

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James Harbeck also directs us to an insulting game, common to African-American communities. It’s called the dozens, usually played by young men, where participants exchange humorous insults in front of an audience. The comments may attack various features of the other person, but aren’t meant to be taken seriously. It’s also important to mention that some versions of this game may have been important towards the development of rap.

#28

32 Of The Most Savage Insults People Have Ever Heard, As Shared In This Online Group “You’re not pretty enough to be this dumb”

Opr9r , Riccardo Report

Final score:

85points

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DennyS (denzoren) 1 year ago

Subpar burn. Meh.

19points

CommissionerOfLunacy , Mohamed Nohassi Report

#29

32 Of The Most Savage Insults People Have Ever Heard, As Shared In This Online Group Best I ever heard was "you look like somebody set you on fire and put you out with a chain".

Final score:

74points

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ဗSailor Moonဗ 1 year ago

Painful-

21points

TreeLovTequiLove , Cherry Laithang Report

#30

32 Of The Most Savage Insults People Have Ever Heard, As Shared In This Online Group "God just be making anybody."

Final score:

68points

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Fish Fingers 1 year ago

I don't get it. If you're a god botherer, then surely... every moron, child molester, compulsive liar and conman was made by god?

11points

Finally, Stan shares an exchange by G.B. Shaw and Winston Churchill, the veracity of which is dubious at best.

“Shaw: I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend – if you have one.

Churchill: Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second – if there is one.”

#31

32 Of The Most Savage Insults People Have Ever Heard, As Shared In This Online Group I always thought the Robert Downey^2 vs Val Kilmer was hilarious.

"Look in the dictionary under the definition of idiot, know what you'll find?"

"Uh, a picture of me?"

"No, you'll find the definition of idiot, which you *f*****g* are!"

Or also literally anything that comes out of peter capaldi's mouth in "in the loop"

ligmaass420 , Aaron Burden Report

Final score:

49points

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Tucker Cahooter 1 year ago

Or even better, anything that comes out of his mouth in The Thick Of It

17points

KingGuy420 , Wouter Supardi Salari Report

#32

32 Of The Most Savage Insults People Have Ever Heard, As Shared In This Online Group You eat corn the long way.

Final score:

45points

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Shelby Moonheart 1 year ago

What does that even mean?

21points

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detective miller's hat 1 year ago

"Your cornbread ain't done in the middle, is it son?" is one of my favourite things I ever heard.

15points

Mim“the Swede”Sorensson 1 year ago (edited)

Mine is “the wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead”. For some reason that one stuck with me. It’s not even a saying where I live, it’s totally random. Maybe that’s why I like it.

2points

Peppermallow 1 year ago (edited)

A friend of mine bragged to me: You don’t know this about me, but I’m a bit of a nonconformist. I told him I was already aware. He asked what gave it away? I replied “you fit the stereotype “ I wonder sometimes where that guy ended up in life.

12points

Kevin Hickey 1 year ago

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception." - Groucho

10points

AK to LV 1 year ago

Always up vote a Groucho quote!! :)

3points

Devon Britton 1 year ago

As a cricket fan I feel the need to add this one... Glenn McGrath (bowling to portly Zimbabwean chicken farmer Eddo Brandes): McGrath insultingly asked Eddo Brandes, “Hey Eddo, why are you so fat?” Eddo Brandes: “Because everytime I make love to your wife, she throws me a cookie.”

9points

Kenny Kulbiski 1 year ago

I'll remember these, probably about an hour after I need them.

6points

Lynne Hammar 1 year ago

A little off topic but ... I just listened to a podcast where the 2 hosts (male) asked for Patreon sponsors, then proceeded to list the names of new sponsors, *butcher* this woman's last name and highly insult her. Called her the Italian equivalent of the c-word. I deleted them for sheer stupidity, insulting someone who *just* signed up for their podcast. BAD SHOW, CHAPS

6points

Phoenix the Frog 1 year ago

Man that is just s****y.

2points

Nizumi 1 year ago

"You're four letters short of a clue."

3points

the gay they 1 year ago

oh gosh, my friend is the best roaster ever. things he's said to me: “You’re so gay you can’t see straight.” (talking about my glasses) “You'd get 47 out of 46 on a chromosome test.” (the teacher actually complimented him on this one) “You’d be proud about killing one bird with two stones.” (smart) “Somehow you’re deaf, blind, *and* gay? No wonder you’re a disappointment.” (ouch). will edit if he says more (which he probably will).

2points

Aaron W 1 year ago

My favorite insult: "If I said that and you called me an idiot, you wouldn't be wrong."

2points

Joe Publique 1 year ago

'You're so stupid you stared at a carton of orange juice for an hour because it said ''concentrate' on the side'.

2points

Scott Rackley 1 year ago

"I've had hemorrhoids less annoying than you."

2points

Wysteria_Rose 1 year ago

My favorites: You're as sharp as a marble. You could hide your own Easter eggs.

2points

Id row 1 year ago

This is still my favorite burn. gold-bar-t...nsored.jpg

2points

Roadkill The Brave 1 year ago

'You're so far behind you think you're in first' is one of my favorites.

2points

Rocco MZ 1 year ago

I was about 11 years old and my older brother was 15 and he called me dumb. I said, "I'm not as dumb as you think I am." His response, "Oh you have NO idea how dumb I think you are." It was so good I burst out laughing and said, "Good one!" Then he took me to get ice cream.

2points

Solidhog 1 year ago

One of my faves is "I'm not as dumb as you look."

2points

Phoenix the Frog 1 year ago

This one my friend says about herself " I'm flatter than a 2 by 4"

1point

Beruthiel45 1 year ago

Sounds like she got confused by the saying, "thicker than two planks," thick in British idiom meaning stupid.

0points

Vermontah 1 year ago

I over hear 2 male coworkers arguing. . . . oh yeah your the dickless wonder . . . FU, I'd need a microscope and tweezers to find yours." (That is probably what she said. Something about throwing a hotdog down a hallway)

1point

Gabby M 1 year ago

One of my favorites is from a book, I think City of Bones, "If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you really are."

1point

Colin 1 year ago

Mate did very poorly on a group assignment, but not as bad as the others I guess, and the teacher told him "you are the best of a bad lot". Had a supervisor once call someone "the son of a motherless goat".

1point

Jan Rosier 1 year ago

If they put your brain in a bird, it would fly backwards.

1point

Tyler 1 year ago

I just now came up with this, so its probably not very good, but "I wish your dad had worn a condom"

0points

Jordi Sharpe 1 year ago

His cheese slid off his cracker.

0points

Neuridivergent 1 year ago

Probably my phone. Will try to remember that.

0points

Brenda 1 year ago

The lights are on but nobody's home. No one can pretend to be that dumb. Some people are born a$$holes. Other people practice. You seem to have perfected the art.

0points

That guy Nic B. 1 year ago

A girl I know is an extreme jerk, she always threw insults at me (body/fat shaming etc.). One day I had enough and said. “If I were to take two wooden boards and put you between them, they would fit perfectly.”

0points

Your Mom 1 year ago

1:Look at my muscles, me: the only muscles I see are in your brain,I mean they're working pretty hard too, having to actually do anything.

0points

Jennifer Schager 1 year ago

"You're the best of what's left." -Hot Shots Part Deux

0points

Suzy Creamcheese 1 year ago

Most of these were old when I was a kid.

0points

Elsker 1 year ago

"Do you charge rent from the people living in your head? It seems crowded in there" looooved this insult in only murders in the building

0points

censorshipsucks 1 year ago

good insults take cleverness.

0points

Beruthiel45 1 year ago

A few more braincells than the average twerp at the very least. 👍

0points

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detective miller's hat 1 year ago

"Your cornbread ain't done in the middle, is it son?" is one of my favourite things I ever heard.

15points

Mim“the Swede”Sorensson 1 year ago (edited)

Mine is “the wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead”. For some reason that one stuck with me. It’s not even a saying where I live, it’s totally random. Maybe that’s why I like it.

2points

Peppermallow 1 year ago (edited)

12points

Kevin Hickey 1 year ago

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception." - Groucho

10points

AK to LV 1 year ago

Always up vote a Groucho quote!! :)

3points

Devon Britton 1 year ago

9points

Kenny Kulbiski 1 year ago

I'll remember these, probably about an hour after I need them.

6points

Lynne Hammar 1 year ago

6points

Phoenix the Frog 1 year ago

Man that is just s****y.

2points

Nizumi 1 year ago

"You're four letters short of a clue."

3points

the gay they 1 year ago

2points

Aaron W 1 year ago

My favorite insult: "If I said that and you called me an idiot, you wouldn't be wrong."

2points

Joe Publique 1 year ago

'You're so stupid you stared at a carton of orange juice for an hour because it said ''concentrate' on the side'.

2points

Scott Rackley 1 year ago

"I've had hemorrhoids less annoying than you."

2points

Wysteria_Rose 1 year ago

My favorites: You're as sharp as a marble. You could hide your own Easter eggs.

2points

Id row 1 year ago

This is still my favorite burn. gold-bar-t...nsored.jpg

2points

Roadkill The Brave 1 year ago

'You're so far behind you think you're in first' is one of my favorites.

2points

Rocco MZ 1 year ago

2points

Solidhog 1 year ago

One of my faves is "I'm not as dumb as you look."

2points

Phoenix the Frog 1 year ago

This one my friend says about herself " I'm flatter than a 2 by 4"

1point

Beruthiel45 1 year ago

Sounds like she got confused by the saying, "thicker than two planks," thick in British idiom meaning stupid.

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Vermontah 1 year ago

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Gabby M 1 year ago

One of my favorites is from a book, I think City of Bones, "If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you really are."

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Colin 1 year ago

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Jan Rosier 1 year ago

If they put your brain in a bird, it would fly backwards.

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Tyler 1 year ago

I just now came up with this, so its probably not very good, but "I wish your dad had worn a condom"

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Jordi Sharpe 1 year ago

His cheese slid off his cracker.

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Neuridivergent 1 year ago

Probably my phone. Will try to remember that.

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Brenda 1 year ago

The lights are on but nobody's home. No one can pretend to be that dumb. Some people are born a$$holes. Other people practice. You seem to have perfected the art.

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That guy Nic B. 1 year ago

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Your Mom 1 year ago

1:Look at my muscles, me: the only muscles I see are in your brain,I mean they're working pretty hard too, having to actually do anything.

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Jennifer Schager 1 year ago

"You're the best of what's left." -Hot Shots Part Deux

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Suzy Creamcheese 1 year ago

Most of these were old when I was a kid.

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Elsker 1 year ago

"Do you charge rent from the people living in your head? It seems crowded in there" looooved this insult in only murders in the building

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censorshipsucks 1 year ago

good insults take cleverness.

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Beruthiel45 1 year ago

A few more braincells than the average twerp at the very least. 👍

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