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glowworm2 1 month ago

Sadly, this one's true, but there is an after story: Yea she was fine physically, but she was weary going to the beach after wards or more seeing people there for a while after that until she started getting attention again. I was a good distance away and had better self restraint when I was younger than I do now. I was still running over there when it happened but seeing the instant karma was enough to settle it. His foot was a mess. I wouldn't be shocked if he still walks with a limp to this day. Oh a bonus one actually same stretch of beach but not us, we heard it on the local facebook group for the beach. Dude caught another dude surface burying blue "tablets" from the picture uploading they suspected rat poison. While the guy was retreating from a seriously f****d off angry dog owner, stepped straight on a disposable bbq that had been covered with sand, 1st degree burns to his foot. But also f**k who ever put that down, could have easily been a dog or a kid get it

37points

Fox with a Dragon Tattoo 1 month ago

If this happened to my dog.. the blind unflinching rage Id be in. Broken toes/foot/leg would be the least of his injuries. They'd have to pry me off befire I ended him.

11points

Lola Donathan 1 month ago

oh no!!!!!!! I almost cried when I read this cuz I love animals,I hope the poor doggy was ok : (

2points

DuckDuckGooseberry 1 month ago

Sadly I can believe it. I had a very similar thing thing happen

1point

Rayne OfSalt 1 month ago

My family woulda launched themselves at the dude and beaten him within an inch of his life for kicking one of our dogs.

45points

ManBlob 1 month ago

I hope there's a special place in Hell for the tourist

20points

WindySwede 1 month ago (edited)

F****r, who ki[k]s a kind dog?! 🤬😾 edit: kiks, not kids..

18points

Epona 1 month ago

I agree! The guy deserved that broken foot and hopefully permanent limp. Also, the word you're looking for is kicks

5points

Donna Peluda 1 month ago

If he did that to my dog he would have than a few broken toes. Any dog really.

14points

Onan Hag All 1 month ago

I do hope you beat him severely. No one kicks my dog and survives.

14points

Beak Hookage 1 month ago

There's a special place in Hell for people who behave like this. Bastard.

14points

MrLiesegang 1 month ago

He deserved more

10points

Deborah B 1 month ago

I hope the poor dog was okay. Why do some humans choose to be a******s?

5points

ADDee 1 month ago

He is definitely an a$$hole, but what do tourists have to do with it?

4points

Robert T 1 month ago

I'd have still pressed charges against him for animal abuse.

4points

Petro Roos 1 month ago

What the actual FÛck? Seriously?!? What's wrong with people?!?!

4points

Carla Phillips 1 month ago

His broken toes would be the l least of his worries if he kicked my dog!

3points

glowworm2 1 month ago

What the everlasting f**k! Thank you, rock!

3points

Schmebulock 1 month ago

He would have left with more than just broken toes if this was my dog.

2points

tori Ohno 1 month ago

Did you have him arrested for animal abuse?

2points

Steve 1 month ago

I would have gone and kicked him in the ribs and seen how he liked it.

2points

Lexi 1 month ago

It doesn't matter that they were tourists, they kicked a dog who just wanted her ball thrown. How anybody would think that is ok in any country deserves a hard kick in the head.

2points

DanMarco 1 month ago

Sometimes it matters. Tourists in major tourism areas have a tendency to treat the local area and the people living in it, as disposable and worthless, happy to endure any indignity because they rely on tourists for their income. The more money they're spending, the more entitled they are. You add in the fact that people tend to leave their brains at home, and yeah, tourists are awful.

0points

Brenda 1 month ago

A$$hole! Dog wasn't even close to him!

1point

Stormy accepts you (She/They) 1 month ago

I’d be going to jail for murder if somebody kicked one of my pets.

1point

Breadcrumb. 1 month ago

The only human I've ever known to kick a dog was my friends ex p.o.s. boyfriend who had a long history of domestic violence.

1point

justagirl 1 month ago

BRO! May all his nails break and may he twist both his ankles.

1point

JL 1 month ago

Since I'm guessing he couldn't run at that point, I hope you caught up to him and beat the ever loving s**t out of him.

1point

benstella 1 month ago

His broken toe shoould be least of his injuries....

1point

MidnightProphecy 1 month ago

He'd also be getting best the s*** out of while he was in pain from his toes. I wish people who do this could be put down

1point

Diddle 1 month ago

That's a warrant for a broken nose in my book. You kick my dog, I kick your face.

1point

Mrs Irish Mom 1 month ago

He would ne gasping and crying for his life after i got done with him

1point

Michele Levin 1 week ago

God I hope he suffered like all get out

0points

Robert Miller 3 weeks ago

Had that been my dog -his broken toes would have been only the beginning .....

0points

Oops 1 month ago

There are perverted violent criminals all over the world! If he didnt like dogs, he could just pass by. I hope, your adorable dog didnt loose any trust in mankind.

0points

Lesbitarian Lady Premium 1 month ago (edited)

I probably wouldn't have been able to hold myself back from #1 having someone call 911 then #2 fun part, holding him down firmly while sitting on his ribs and bouncing like he was a trampoline. Any BP's like to take over if I got tired ? Tell the Police he wanted to play when he started the 'game' by kicking the dog, Police Officers love dogs, at least 99% do. I'm sure there are a very few that don't. Majority of departments have K-9 units so they deeply appreciate their fellow furry officers. By the way the broken toes were instant Karma, she was very tired that day

0points

Vicki Perizzolo 1 month ago

what a scumbag

0points

Claudi 1 month ago

Poor dog!!!!

0points

DCwuk 1 month ago

Hope you broke his other toes, at least.

0points

Kelly Beggs 1 month ago

There is no Karmic justice severe enough for that a-hole!

0points

EJN 1 month ago

You should have called the police to arrest the AH.

0points

delightfuldragon 1 month ago

I hope they pressed charges.

0points

ButFirstCoffee 1 month ago

I would have broken the rest of his bones

0points

Susie 1 month ago

This absolutely breaks my heart. I hope he got more than broken toes.

0points

Paulina 1 month ago

I don't think it has anything to do with tourists. I get that locals know you, but at the same time it's not being foreign to your area that made this person a horrible human being and a complete a**hole. In any case, I hope he has a slow and painful dæth.

0points

Mary Gibson 1 month ago

Lots of people abuse animals for no reason except the thrill they get.

0points

Antonia 1 month ago

WTF?!?!?!

0points

Beth Wheeler 1 month ago

OMG I hope you charged him and made him pay your vet bills. I know you wanted to kick the c**p outta him for doing that to your poor dog.

0points

Doofnuts 1 month ago

If this is true, that POS needed his entire foot crushed.

0points

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Brian Garcia 1 month ago

Who does this??? As the responsible owner of two black labs (fairly good voice recall, both with training collars, leashes at the ready, on pick-up duty, etc.) that goes to our local dog beach 3-4 days a week I likely would've ended things a bit differently for the offender...after the first kick. I've seen firsthand beach-goers at a...wait for it...DOG beach go absolutely mental when a dog comes up to their little picnic. Did they really think this through?? What's the Indiana Jones line...he chose poorly? I'm reading some of the comments and while I do not advocate violence; you kick my dog absent an excessively aggressive attack when you choose to put yourself in the environment...well, I can just say it won't end well for the kicker. And one of my labs does the exact same thing...just wants to play! Goes up to people, tosses the ball, waits for a throw, and is ready for a little fetch.

0points

Gen X Feral 1 month ago

Ommfg!!!! I'd be up on charges for beating the brakes of the motherflucker!! Who tf does that for no reason what so ever!?!? That piece of congealed monkey vomit in the shape of a man!!! 🤬🤬🤬

0points

Rick Goicoa 1 month ago

Hopefully you saw the second attempt to kick the dog as you were headed to kick his a$$.

0points

Scott Rackley 1 month ago

So, how long did he stay unconscious after the beating?

0points

Poopsielols 1 month ago

I would have pulled a john wick

0points

Mbarrera 1 month ago

Wtf man

0points

Dee Rutherford 1 month ago

😳🤬🤬🤬

0points

Michael Largey 1 month ago

I hope the police were called.

0points

Lou Cam 1 month ago

Oh my gosh what a complete utter bastard! I feel sorry for this guys kids because cruelty to animals is linked to cruelty to kids also. As a side note...if my daughter was on the beach you would have absolutely made her day by letting her play ball with your dog.

0points

CK 1 month ago

I hope the dog was okay and I hope the dude's toes got infected.

0points

Xenia Harley 1 month ago

Guy should have also had some teeth missing. If it were me, I would have hit him hard with something heavy right in the face.

0points

DanMarco 1 month ago

So after you beat him until he's nothing but a few lumps of unidentifiable organic matter, was your dog ok? If someone hurt or killed my cat, I'd kill them and give it no more thought than swatting a fly.

0points

Ashlie Ann 1 month ago

Instant Karma!

0points

Sarah Léon 1 month ago

I'm sorry I think I didn't understand. So the guy hit your dog and *you* throw him a rock on his little toes to brake them all, right ? You didn't wait for karma to act, right ? You don't want to be sued and I understand but really... or you came and broke the other foot ? I mean ok karma is good but I sincerely hope you desintegrated that POS once and for all... right ?

-1point

ManuelQue 1 month ago

There's a comment above from someone who witnessed the poor dog being kicked. The attacker went to kick a second time but the dog dodged him and the kicker's foot made full contact with a rock. The witness who saw the attack and was heading over to help stopped when he saw the guy's foot. It was a total mess and the witness guessed the man still has a limp from the injury.

0points

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories 8 years ago I was very pregnant and crossing a busy street in a crosswalk in Austin. An old SUV zoomed around the corner, accelerated like it was trying to hit me (I guess because I was too slowly waddling across the crosswalk), slammed on their brake about 2 feet from running me over, and leaned on their horn while flicking me off and yelling out the window at me to walk faster. It all happened in about 5 seconds and had me really freaked out, I thought they were going to get out of the car and attack me.

Out of nowhere, an undercover police car parked on the street who'd seen the whole thing, turned on their siren and lights, pulled the car over, and absolutely LIT into them. Like totally tore the guy apart. I stood there and listened for a while 😂

I'm still chasing that instant karma high. I have never ever seen as amazing an instant karma as that! I was super freaked out because they'd acted like they'd wanted to kill me. I still can't believe how it turned out because tbh their road rage was so scary.

kittyRN , Ivan Samkov Report

Final score:

294points

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Beak Hookage 1 month ago

Road rage really can be terrifying. I've seen at least two incidents myself, in one case with a side of obvious domestic abuse. In fact right now it's in the news that police are looking for someone who stabbed their road rage victim.

81points

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories Was walking back from the pub, not too late at night. It was raining. My friend stopped, lifted his foot above a snail (ready to stomp on it) and said "I f'ing hate snails" and then stomped.. It wasn't a snail, but a dog turd, which sprayed right up his other leg and shoes.

jtroll , Thalles Cazaroto Report

Final score:

288points

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UndertaleLover (She/Her) 1 month ago

Is it weird that this story warmed my heart a bit? SNAIL LOVERS UNITE!!!

171points

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories Years ago I walking past a bar in upstate NY when a couple walks out, the guy goes left and the woman goes right. The guy flipped into a rage, grabs the woman, slaps her across the face and screams at her “I told you to follow me b***h!”. As soon as the words leave his mouth a giant bouncer tackles the guy, sits on his chest and starts repeatedly slapping him across the face and calling him a b***h.
Hows that feel b***h? *SLAP*
Hows that feel b***h? *SLAP*
Over and over until the cops showed up. Thats when I got out of there, not sure what happened after that lol.

Yonder_Zach , energepic.com Report

Final score:

262points

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Colt Winkler 1 month ago

nice uno reverse card by the bouncer

139points

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories One time a guy pulled up next to me in a modified car at a red light. I'm not sure what it's called in English but it was one of those cars that are very close to the ground. As he pulled up next to me he started revving the engine while giving me the finger for some reason. as the light turned green he hit the gas and drove straight into a bump on the road and his entire fender fell off. I just smiled at him while driving past.

Renediffie , Pixabay Report

Final score:

257points

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UncleJohn3000 1 month ago

Please tell us his buddies were in the car.

69points

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories My abusive father was screaming at me. We have a pet chicken. She s**t into his shoes. To this day I believe she did that on purpose.

Ok_Walk9234 , Todd Trapani Report

Final score:

253points

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WindySwede 1 month ago

Good chicken!

92points

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories Over 20 years ago at Megacon in Orlando Florida, traffic was bad for parking, I let a car squeeze in ahead of me, well apparently this guy had been trying to merge for a while, and next thing I know he pays for my parking. Instant Carma.

WombatInferno , Egor Komarov Report

Final score:

248points

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Panda Kicki 1 month ago

Oh, thats a nice karma!

114points

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories A guy cut me in line at the grocery store. I pointed out that I was in line and he just shrugged his shoulders and turned his back to me. The checker on the next line over called for next in line and he ran over there. Then the checker left while he was unloading groceries. I was able to check out and bag my groceries before his checker ever came back.

August_Ocean , Jack Sparrow Report

Final score:

241points

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WindySwede 1 month ago

Hope the Checker on that line did that intentionally!

172points

AleksandrNevsky , Karolina Kaboompics Report

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories When I was in college I was holding a door open for my friend when this real entitled c**t pushed past her and shoved me. She must've thought the door was automatic or something and I was just leaning on it. I cursed and she turned around to say something just in time for the door to nail her right in the face breaking her nose.

Later tried to say I punched her but security pulled up the admin building security camera's video and hit her with disciplinary charges for it.

Final score:

233points

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WindySwede 1 month ago

Don't let the door hit you in the face.... or please do! And an buttocks for trying to lie about it!

65points

#10

I use to work in a 24 hour emergency vet hospital. We were extremely busy one night dealing with stat after stat so the waiting room filled up with cases that were non emergent. One woman, who was there because her dog had an ear infection, kept harassing the receptionists demanding when she would be seen. They tried to explain to her many times that there were more emergent cases that needed to be seen first, which included one dog needing immediate cpr, she did not care. She called us every name under the sun and demanded that because she arrived before everyone she needed to be put in a room next, told her to sit down to see what could be done. Shortly after sitting down she started screaming at the top of her lungs. A family next to her whose Saint Bernard happened to have an extremely large pus filled abscess on his ear decided to shake his head right after she sat down and ruptured his foul smelling abscess allllll over her. She decided right after that her dog could wait to see his regular vet tomorrow and she went home. Everyone in the waiting room and the entire staff told that Saint Bernard how much of a good boy he was.

Happy_Refuse5094 Report

Final score:

229points

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WindySwede 1 month ago

🐶-🍬 for you

53points

Goldeverywhere , Karolina Kaboompics Report

#11

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories In high school, a shy girl asked a guy to the prom and he scornfully said no and made his disgust very public. He wasn't exactly the most popular or good looking guy, but he had big ambitions. Right after publicly embarrassing his would-be suitor, he asked a very popular girl to the prom. She made it known, very loudly, that she wanted nothing to do with him. Nasty, but I felt like he deserved it. A few days later, he asked another popular girl to the prom in a very over the top, very public promposal involving multiple expensive flower bouquets. She took one look at the spectacle and walked away without saying anything. I actually don't blame her b/c it was a pretty embarrassing and she didn't want to be involved. That was a good second wave of karma.

Final score:

227points

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Sapna Sarfare 1 month ago

Good for you..

22points

#12

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories It’s not much but once during a group project, we were sitting in a circle and, unbeknownst to me, when I stood up one of the girls had quietly moved my chair so that when I sat back down I hit the floor hard. I hate this prank and don’t really find it funny at all. I wasn’t mad for long though because while she laughed and went to sit on her own old c***py plastic chair, the leg snapped and she fell on her a*s too. Instant gratification.

cool-username1 , Phạm Anh Report

Final score:

215points

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WindySwede 1 month ago

Don't f*****g move chairs, are you five years old?'

113points

#13

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories My cousin stole and ate my container of milk chocolate peanuts when I was 10 .. and that's how we figured out Christopher was allergic to nuts. 🤷‍♂️.

Kabian321 , Valeria Boltneva Report

Final score:

210points

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WindySwede 1 month ago

That nuts..

38points

#14

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories I was playing volleyball in middle school gym, and I messed up. Marc came up and started berating me, telling me I’m awful and mess everything up and I suck.

In the middle of his insults, someone else kicked a volleyball that accidentally smacked him right in the face, knocking out a tooth.

He cried like a baby. I got detention for laughing. Worth it.

Starbucks__Lovers , Tom Fisk Report

Final score:

205points

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WindySwede 1 month ago

Who wouldn't when karma strikes?...

66points

#15

30 years ago, I paid for one newspaper (from a newspaper coin operated container), but I took two out. As I left, my untucked shirt got stuck in the door.

I had to pay to get my shirt back out as I laughed at the justice.

CoachBrooks Report

Final score:

200points

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LiuLiu 1 month ago

good on OP for being able to laugh at their own bad karma

92points

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#16

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories My wife’s oldest sister used to try and insinuate that my wife was pregnant before we got married (she wasn’t), but it really bugged my wife.
Then I got into genealogy and did my wife’s family and printed out a book with details and dates. While looking it over for the first time the sister goes pale and tells me I have her mom and dad’s wedding date wrong. Her mom checked and says nope it’s right.
But that makes her being born 6 months later.
Her mom says yep that’s right.
She never bugged my wife again.

Final score:

191points

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Pernille 1 month ago

Do people still care if someone is born out of wedlock?

122points

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#17

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories Seeing one of my logo designs in a job candidate’s portfolio during an interview.

End of interview.

Final score:

188points

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Lord_CrumbleGamer 1 month ago

What did he think would happen?

45points

#18

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories I was stopped at a stop sign and some a*****e who was riding my a*s through the parking lot slammed on the horn because I stopped. He whipped around me and got into a car wreck while flipping me off out the window leaving the parking lot because he didn’t see the traffic I was avoiding.

Never laughed so hard in my life. I wish I had it on video.

CaptainWaders , Kaique Rocha Report

Final score:

182points

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RagDollLali 1 month ago

Hope the people he hit were okay ☹️

87points

KedgereeEnjoyer , Nashua Volquez-Young Report

#19

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories Old lady with a walker shoved my toddler out the way to get on a tram, then scolded her for being in the way. Two seconds later her walker got jammed between the tram and the pavement, she panicked and shouted for help. I helped her out, but with a loud commentary to toddler about THAT’S why we don’t push in front of people.

Final score:

177points

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ZuriLovesYou 1 month ago

Personally, I wouldn't have helped her. I would've walked onto that tram and looked back at her with the biggest smile on my face.

49points

Miserable-Carpet-669 , cottonbro studio Report

#20

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories On my way to work, almost running late. Pulled up to a 4 way stop the same time as this other dude im the lane perpendicular to me, said dude is to my right so he has the right of way (in this state anyway). So I wait but blinks the high beams to let me know to go first. I start to go, dude guns in right in front or me as im like halfway across the intersection so I slam my brakes and let the dips**t go. I get through the intersection and the cop that was sitting in a driveway with the lights off whips past me and pulls this idiot over. Very satisfying. .

Final score:

171points

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BROmanicus85 1 month ago

I love it when insurance scammers get caught! They're one of the lowest forms of humans... As if insurance prices aren't high enough, now we have to worry about these f****s as well! F**k'em!!!

64points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#21

I once saw a guy steal a bag of dog turds, the woman that picked it up put it in one of those little gift bags. She set the bag down on a bench and went over to get a bottle of water from a vending machine. While her back was turned I saw a guy creeping up, looking around to see if anyone was looking at him. When he got a little closer, he snatched up the bag of turds and took off running down the boardwalk. I didn't get to see his face when he opened the bag to check out his big heist or just stuck his hand in to pull out what was in there, but it had to be funny.

Oh_No_Its_Dudder Report

Final score:

166points

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Robert T 1 month ago

I was hoping you were going to finish that by saying he was caught brown-handed. ;-)

57points

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#22

Woman in front of me at the grocery checkout once went ballistic when the cashier rang up her cabbage as iceberg lettuce. (Tbf it was in a plastic produce bag and the checkout was busy. He was doing his best.) Anyway she's irate and they get the manager over to null the sale and ring it up again. She's going on to the manager about how this kid is so lazy and bad at his job. Manager is a champ defending this guy while being firm with the lady. You can tell they're both done with her.

Eventually they ring her up again and she ends up paying a whole extra dollar for her cabbage. She pauses, and then pays the actual cost and quietly leaves. I'd never seen karma come so quickly.

Final score:

155points

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Fire Singer 1 month ago

Asked my brother to bring a head of lettuce to some family thing, he brought a cabbage lol!!

3points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#23

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories 7th grade. Biggest most obnoxious bully on the school bus. Spit outside the window, but spit into the wind….all his spittle and phlegm hit him right back in the face. Sweetest justice I’ve ever seen.

juliaskankles , Turan ŞAHİN Report

Final score:

151points

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Panda Kicki 1 month ago

My mum once threw out a burning cigarette from a car, that promptly went in through the back window and set the seat in fire. She learnt her lesson.

77points

#24

There was a long line for drinks at an outdoor bar in Tahoe. I’m next in line when a smug guy just walks straight up to the window, cutting in front of everybody. I confronted him and he said something like “I’ve been here for hours. What are you doing to do?” Right as the bartender came back from running the last person’s card, the guy starts ordering. I look at the bartender and loudly say “he cut in front of the line and seems intoxicated”.
As soon as I said that, another bartender comes over and tells the guy “you’re cut off”. He called the other bartenders over and said “this guy is cut off”. No more drinks for him that night.

cppadam Report

Final score:

151points

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Binny Tutera 1 month ago

Legend!

41points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

#25

It was a super small thing, but it had me laughing my a*s off at the time.

While driving with my son on this one lane road, the car behind me was extremely aggressive. I was going 5 over the speed limit, but that was apparently not fast enough. He rode my butt, flashed his lights, honked, swerved, the whole 9 yards. I ignored him as best as I could.

We get to a light, and at the intersection, the road widens to 2 lanes. I knew on the other side of this light it would go right back to one lane, so I didn't bother switching lanes because I also know where the road bottlenecks people will NOT let you in. They just won't.

Angry honky man makes a big engine revving show of getting around me and into the lane beside me at the light. The light changes, and we both go. Bad news for honky, he was in the lane that ends. Naturally, no one let him in. So for all his honking and revving, I sailed right past him, laughing my a*s off, watching him try to get back into traffic.

It's a small situation, but it was the quickest and most appropriate karma I have seen in years. I still chuckle at it now and then.

BeeMyHomey Report

Final score:

147points

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Jan Rosier 1 month ago

I like it when I get passed by a low-flying idot, and then 500 meters further, I am standing behind that same idiot at the red lights. I always give them the biggest, friendliest, smile and wave. Don't know if they notice, though.

48points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

#26

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories I was sitting in my wife's car while she ran into the store for something. I was watching a baseball game on my phone when this hand came through the window and tried to grab my phone. I jerked it away and it fell between the car seats, he started calling me names which insinuated that my first name was Ritz. I don't know where that cop came from, but the phone grabber was quickly on the ground in handcuffs.

It turns out that I wasn't the first person he tried to do the grab on, the cop was following him because he was recognized by security cam.

drawnnquarter , Kindel Media Report

Final score:

137points

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Epona 1 month ago

Calling you names and getting angry because you didn't let him steal your phone? Bizarre

37points

#27

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories I went to the bank after work one time to deposit some money. Noticed that someone left their debit card in the slot, so I turned it in to the front desk.

Went to Chipotle after, got my usual order and they told me to just take it away for free since the register/card system was having issues.

Krimzi , Mikhail Nilov Report

Final score:

125points

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Beak Hookage 1 month ago

I had an ATM eat my card once, and just as I was arriving at the bank nearby to ask for help guess who I ran into? The guy who had found it when the machine spat it out again and was handing it in. I still think about him sometimes. ^_^

80points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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“This Breaks My Heart”: People Stunned—And Angry—After Woman Buys Lost Luggage From Airport

#28

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories A dude bragging about free handling his highly venomous snakes and harassing those who told him it's dangerous just got bitten by the most venomous snake in the world. He's been hospitalized since Friday.

LizardPossum , MART PRODUCTION Report

Final score:

123points

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WindySwede 1 month ago

Yikes, respect animals..

53points

#29

Late 1960's. 50 guys taking a physical for the Navy. When it's my turn to have blood drawn, I turn my head and close my eyes. Big burly guy calls me a wuss. When it's his turn, he watches ostentatiously. Corpsman gets about halfway through, BBG faints dead away.

Ranchette_Geezer Report

Final score:

114points

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Beak Hookage 1 month ago

When I got my ears pierced age 11, the piercer told me she'd had kids like me who just peacefully sat there and didn't flinch, and big tough-looking dudes who panicked and bolted out of the shop.

55points

QuantumQuicksilver Report

#30

One time, I was at a busy grocery store, and this guy cut in front of an elderly woman in the checkout line, acting like he didn’t see her. Not even two minutes later, his credit card got declined. The cashier looked at him and said, 'Looks like you’ll have to wait your turn after all.' The old lady gave a little smirk as she got to go first. Instant karma at its finest!

Final score:

113points

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mindblank 1 month ago

Yay! Go karma!

8points

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

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College Student Does Exactly As Told After Roommates Demand They Keep Their Stuff In Their Room

#31

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories Bro tailgated me in traffic, sped past me, then got pulled over like 2 mins later. Felt so damn good lol.

Tough_Current6739 , Matthis Volquardsen Report

Final score:

112points

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benstella 1 month ago

Love!!!!

8points

#32

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories Some people will never understand the mixed emotions of telling your child to stop doing something and then they hurt themselves after they continue doing it.

bankersbox98 , Anna Shvets Report

Final score:

107points

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Panda Kicki 1 month ago

Yep. Of course sad they got hurt, but also satisfied the learning moment occured on spot. It is worth a few bruises to learn that parents might not totally lie when we say something is dangerous.

51points

#33

Worked for a local brewery and myself had a job for everything including distribution, one of the jobs, including calling accounts to sell our beer to. The owner’s daughter also worked for us “doing” the same job (Big quotations to be honest with you) she would come in for a few hours and say that she sold a bunch of beer and then leave. So after awhile I figured that she wasn’t doing jack s**t, so I approached my boss and said “from the numbers I’m receiving it doesn’t look like she’s doing much in general, I would speak with her”. His response was quite classic, “mind your own f*****g business and just do your accounts”, 🫡🫡 you got it and I walked away. About 2 weeks later, he gets a email from the head of the distribution company that deals with her state saying they haven’t heard from her in a few months with orders and they are sitting on quite a bit of product, 😁😁 I just sat there and smiled and didn’t say a f*****g word and enjoy him b***hing about her.

Notorious_Degen Report

Final score:

94points

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Stephanie Did It 1 month ago

Never mess with the workplace nepo baby. They will either fail out or fail themselves all the way to upper management.

43points

Guy Divorced 3 Years Ago Drops Off 3 Y.O. With His Ex-Wife Completely Out Of The Blue

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#34

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories Guy at a bar was being a total a*s to the bartender, then slipped on spilled beer as he was leaving. Poetic justice.

OkKnowledge1826 , Simon Law Report

Final score:

90points

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The Commentator 1 month ago

Maybe it's a sign he should just mind his own business.

8points

Delicate-Helin12x , Nikolai Ulltang Report

#35

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories I saw a guy trying to impress his friends by showing off his motorcycle skills. He revved his engine and took off at lightning speed, only to hit a giant puddle and wipe out spectacularly right in front of them. As he lay there, soaked and embarrassed, his friends couldn't stop laughing, and he had to walk home with a bruised ego.

Final score:

89points

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Beak Hookage 1 month ago

And a bruised a**e, no doubt.

42points

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What’s the best example of ‘Instant Karma’ you’ve ever seen?

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Becky Scherer 1 month ago (edited)

A light hearted one - my mom used to tease me every time my nose would itch, saying it meant I was going to kiss a fool. So one time after she said it I gave her a kiss on the cheek. We both laughed but she hasn't said it since. Lol

17points

Keith Lancaster 1 month ago

In a Gay bar and they had a stripper on. Whilst he was doing his thing, I realised that I needed to pee. The only problem was that the only way to the toilet was across the dance floor where the striper was working. I asked a guy behind the bar if there was another toilet, he said no but, gave me an empty pint glass (I live in England) and told me to p**s in that end then empty it when the stripper had gone. I did the first bit and then put the glass on the bar. When it was clear I turned around to dispose of the pint of p**s only to find that somebody had stolen it. British lager and urine can look pretty similar. I told the bartender and he told all of the other people working there, none of them had emptied it. I hope you enjoyed your free beer.

13points

Steve Hall 1 month ago

This one started out strong but was very weak by the end.

7points

DanMarco 1 month ago

These are funny but I hate it when people say something like, "Karma comes for everyone". No it doesn't. There are millions of people who spend their lives hurting others, taking advantage of people, and just being a general pos, all as a perfect reflection of who they are and what they stand for. They'll live their lives in a state of happiness few people even know exists, then die at 110 in their sleep next to their lingerie model wife. It's maddening, but it's true.

4points

Adam Zad 1 month ago

I was in the left lane on a freeway when CHP (California Highway Patrol) ran a traffic break all of one car in front of me. Since it was such a wide road (6-8 lanes), they had multiple vehicles, including the motorcycle in front of me, holding the traffic. A BMW comes flying down the center divider shoulder, well above the speed limit, and blows out in front of the break. No hesitation, motorcycle cop lights up and goes after him.

3points

Julia H 1 month ago

Similar, also in California. Except CHP waited until he could stop holding traffic. Then sped after the idiot. We were very happy to pass him while he was being ticketed.

1point

Kitsune 1 month ago

my favorite is when it is directly the cause of their own actions, like the dog dodging and the guy kicking the rock. the other ones are fun too

2points

Jane Doe 1 month ago

The one about mixed feelings when you warn your kid. I have a twist. I was telling my nephew something like, don't jump on the couch, you will fall and get hurt. He jumped on the couch. He bounced to the floor. He hurt his knee. Later, his sisters were doing something (twins, three years younger.) he told them to stop before they got hurt. This kid turns to me, dead serious, "why won't they listen. I told them they will get hurt."

1point

Julia H 1 month ago

I was driving on a two-lane side street when the guy behind me whips into the other lane. However, we both get stopped at the same red light. When it turns green, he takes off, going straight. A police car turns on his lights and pulls him over. He failed to notice the lane was right turn only.

1point

Alex Helm 1 month ago

I was driving on the motorway when a massive storm hit. Torrential rain, sheet water on the road, very low visibility - really dangerous driving conditions, so I was chugging along in my trusty old SUV at a sensible 40mph. There were no other vehicles in sight until this jackass in a high performance car zooms past me at well over 100mph. As I’m thinking what an idiot he is, I see him in front of me lose control and spin rapidly about two full circles. He was very lucky that he didn’t hit anything. Uninjured but presumably shocked, he pulled over onto the hard shoulder. And then I chugged past him at 40mph with a big smirk.

1point

Pandamonium Pandas Pandie 2 weeks ago

once, in 4th grade, I was playing tetherball w/my friends, some 5th grader and his gang came over and pushed me and my friend out of they way to play with his friends, the ball was still spinning and hit them all right smack in the face!

0points

jjdubs W 1 month ago

On a country road, years ago, a car failed to stop on the cross street, nearly hitting me as I swerved around it. (I didn't have a stop sign, the cross street did.) Out of nowhere a cop turns on their lights and pulls the other car over. Felt pretty instant and felt good :)

0points

Mary Hamilton 1 month ago

Was headed to work a little early one morning with very little traffic on a 3 lane highway. I was driving in the middle lane and some joker decided he needed to speed past me on the right to and cut me off so he could get in the far left lane. The problem was that there was a police cruiser to the left of me that he obviously didn't see. He got pulled over immediately. I love Karma.

0points

highwaycrossingfrog 1 month ago

What is wrong with Bored Panda today? I come here for entertainment, not anger. Go take a nap

0points

KatSaidWhat 1 month ago

You could take your own advice there....

7points

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Becky Scherer 1 month ago (edited)

17points

Keith Lancaster 1 month ago

13points

Steve Hall 1 month ago

This one started out strong but was very weak by the end.

7points

DanMarco 1 month ago

4points

Adam Zad 1 month ago

3points

Julia H 1 month ago

Similar, also in California. Except CHP waited until he could stop holding traffic. Then sped after the idiot. We were very happy to pass him while he was being ticketed.

1point

Kitsune 1 month ago

my favorite is when it is directly the cause of their own actions, like the dog dodging and the guy kicking the rock. the other ones are fun too

2points

Jane Doe 1 month ago

1point

Julia H 1 month ago

1point

Alex Helm 1 month ago

1point

Pandamonium Pandas Pandie 2 weeks ago

0points

jjdubs W 1 month ago

0points

Mary Hamilton 1 month ago

0points

highwaycrossingfrog 1 month ago

What is wrong with Bored Panda today? I come here for entertainment, not anger. Go take a nap

0points

KatSaidWhat 1 month ago

You could take your own advice there....

7points