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Having a personal assistant used to be reserved for the rich and the wealthy only. Now, with smart technologies, you can have one too, and it doesn't even require a salary. No, we are not talking about house elves, but rather about the one and only Siri. Its primary function is to help you in organizing your schedule, keeping up with the appointments and answering voice-commands. The Apple engineers have also added a touch of sarcasm and irony into Siri's code, just to make her more similar to a real human-being personal assistant.

Once people found out about this funny Siri trait, the questioning ensued. Last time we've checked, there were hundreds of funny Siri questions floating around the internet, but some of them just take the cake. The best part is that Siri has more than one funny joke answer to any question, so you can inquire as many times as you wish. Just make sure to stay polite as Siri does not tolerate rude talk.

Scroll down below to check our compilation of the best Siri questions and funny Siri responses!

More info: businessinsider, (h/t: designtaxi, demilked)

#1

Who's Cortana?

Who's Cortana?

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#2

Do You Have A Boyfriend?

Do You Have A Boyfriend?

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#3

There Are Others?

There Are Others?

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#4

Fox Sounds

Fox Sounds

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#5

Dreaming About Dreaming About Dreaming

Dreaming About Dreaming About Dreaming

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#6

Siri, I'm Sad

Siri, I'm Sad

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#7

Siri's Haiku

Siri's Haiku

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#8

Woodchucks Chucking Wood

Woodchucks Chucking Wood

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#9

Spirit And Silicon

Spirit And Silicon

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#10

January 19, 2038

January 19, 2038

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#11

Make Me A Sandwich

Make Me A Sandwich

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#12

Favorite Animal

Favorite Animal

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#13

Dark And Stormy Night

Dark And Stormy Night

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#14

Earth-Based Political System

Earth-Based Political System

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#15

The Meaning Of Life

The Meaning Of Life

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#16

Talk Dirty To Me

Talk Dirty To Me

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#17

Tell Me A Story

Tell Me A Story

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#18

Do You Have A Girlfriend Or Not

Do You Have A Girlfriend Or Not

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#19

What Is The Meaning Of Life?

What Is The Meaning Of Life?

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#20

I Am Your Father

I Am Your Father

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#21

My Siri Don't Know When Will The World End

My Siri Don't Know When Will The World End

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#22

Do You Have Pets

Do You Have Pets

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#23

Just A Little Traveling

Just A Little Traveling

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#24

Tell Me A Story

Tell Me A Story

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#25

What's The Meaning Of Life

What's The Meaning Of Life

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#26

Funny Enough

Funny Enough

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#27

What Are You Wearing?

What Are You Wearing?

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#28

Loyalty

Loyalty

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#29

Siri, The Poet

Siri, The Poet

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#30

So You Think Siri Can Dance

So You Think Siri Can Dance

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#31

Asked Her For Location For A Tj Maxx Home Store.

Asked Her For Location For A Tj Maxx Home Store.

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#32

Sing To Me

Sing To Me

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#33

Tip Of The Day

Tip Of The Day

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#34

Meaning Of Life

Meaning Of Life

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#35

Who'd Have Thought Siri Would Be Shy?

Who'd Have Thought Siri Would Be Shy?

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#36

Knock Knock...

Knock Knock...

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#37

She's Chacha-Chaching In My Phone

She's Chacha-Chaching In My Phone

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#38

Why Are You Jealous?

Why Are You Jealous?

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#39

Siri, Let's Talk About You

Siri, Let's Talk About You

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#40

That Evasive Answer Though

That Evasive Answer Though

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#41

That Bitch!

That Bitch!

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#42

What's Your Favorite Pick Up Line?

What's Your Favorite Pick Up Line?

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#43

Siri You're Fucking Useless - There's No Need For Such Big Words

Siri You're Fucking Useless - There's No Need For Such Big Words

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#44

Siri Is Dismissive

Siri Is Dismissive

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#45

Cookie Monster Fan

Cookie Monster Fan

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#46

Tell Us A Joke

Tell Us A Joke

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#47

Best Pick Up Line

Best Pick Up Line

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#48

I Think Siri's Opinion Of Gay Marriage Is Pretty Clear...

I Think Siri's Opinion Of Gay Marriage Is Pretty Clear...

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#49

Do You Think I'm Fat

Do You Think I'm Fat

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#50

Do You Believe In Love?

Do You Believe In Love?

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#51

End Of The World

End Of The World

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#52

Licensing Agreement

Licensing Agreement

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#53

Siri, Let's Talk About You

Siri, Let's Talk About You

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#54

Sing

Sing

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