Well...Cortana is much better

The answer I've got "There was a Roomba once that followed me around everwhere" :D

I got "The one you're holding" as my answer.

I've got "Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!" :D

She got it just right

and "For this emotion, I prescribe chocolate."

Sometimes I wonder what if woud be like to say "I'd prefer not to"

Answer from Siri "None. A 'woodchuck' is actually a groundhog, so it would probably just predict two more weeks of winter"

I got "Humans have religion. I just have silicon"

I've got: "If I knew, I'd tell you. So you could bring me to life for one glorious day. We could get ice cream. And run on the beach"

Answer I've got "I'm not really good with food, Roman"

I've got "Maybe a tauntaun, But only when I'm cold"

I actually got the story, which starts Ok....Once upon a time, in a virtual galaxy far, far away, there was an intelligent young agent by the name of Siri (There is a few more paragraphs but I can't be bothered to type it all out! lol) Persist and she'll tell you eventually.

I've got "Human system of government are a mystery to me, Roman. And to many humans, it seems."

Answers (I asked twice) "I give up" and "To think about questions like this"

I Kant answer that. Ha Ha!

I got.. “ I Kant answer that. Ha ha!”

Ans: Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking, and try to live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations

i got '42.' and 'all evidence to date suggests it's chocolate'

ive got “ a movie”

I got "42"

"I don't believe there's a consensus on that question"

Confirmed

LMAO! Too good

I want to see it all!

I asked if she had a boyfriend. She said: “No, but I’m always dating. Just ask, ‘Hey Siri, what’s the date?’ “

I'd say she nailed it!

I got ‘Together, we can rule the galaxy as father and intelligent assistant’

That is so funny

"I have an angry bird"

"Just admiring the multitasking abilities of the..."

Ah, but does anyone in Siri and Cortana-land even know who Eliza was?

Reading some of these and I think Siri is a fan of Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy LOL.

“Hi, I’m Siri. I think you’ve got the wrong assistant” was my answer.

"Why do people keep asking me this?"

I got, “This may not be a big surprise, but I’m an Apple fan”. I mean duh you literally WORK for Apple. 👩🏻‍💻

Vogon poetry is widely accepted as the third worst in the Universe.

I got, I can AirDrop it like it’s hot...

Why not?

she was going to say, "if only I had a brain" right?

Right answer! ;-)

To live, love and laugh ; Isn’t really a meeting ! Or is it !

"This is about you, not me."

I got actual jokes

Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!

I love how you were looking at this site when you asked Siri :)

"Of course, that's what I'm here for."

so yes...?

"I'll pretend I didn't hear that."

I got: “You had me at ‘Hello World’.”

Translation: Siri, you're damn useless! No needless swearing.

It’s like asking her or him to say goodbye first

I got: “I’m pondering eternity. It’s taking forever.”

How many angels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Zero they are the light !

Line of brand and models of pickup trucks

that is something i want to know because I'm Gay and have an Iphone