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They say friends are the family you can choose. Your close friends might not be related to you by blood, but they surely have your best interests at heart and sometimes know things about you your family is better off not knowing. Some people think friends should have shared hobbies, but while having Harry Potter marathons together is surely a nice bonus to the relationship, it is more important to have common values and respect for each other.
Your friend circle is formed at different stages of life: some might come from as far back as elementary school, while others you might meet at a local pub after you’ve just moved into a new neighborhood. As long as you feel comfortable around each other and know you won’t be judged for who you are, nothing else matters.
And of course, what are BFFs for if not to share some jokes? With them, you can joke about almost everything. You can even go on Twitter and share some funny tweets about friends and situations you’ve been through together.
Unfortunately, not all friendship tweets are happy ones. Sometimes you realize that somebody you thought to be your friend is the exact opposite. That’s why, sad as it may be, Twitter quotes about fake friends also exist. We can all just hope we have to write as few of those in our life as possible.
We have collected some best friend Twitter quotes you can share with your gang. And don’t forget to tell us in the comments what friendship tweets you have written about yourself and your friends.
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Weed in the Garden 2 years ago
That's the true BF test - pick up where you left off with no apologies.
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Weed in the Garden 2 years ago
The best part of a real friendship. Acceptance with no judgement.
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Lazy Panda (she/her/hers) 2 years ago
And a good friend knows how to tell you what you need to hear in the way you need to hear it at the time, whether that’s very gently, with humor, or bluntly.
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Pillowarmidiloroku 2 years ago
Fr and when someone insults me and I’m making fun of them in my head but I don’t say it :)
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Weed in the Garden 2 years ago
This is an uncomfortable truth, but it pays to try one last time because we're all vulnerable to misunderstanding or misinterpretting. If you think I've dropped out, please try one more time to make sure. I may be hurt or confused and stepped back to avoid the pain.
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Dana Ondráčková 2 years ago
Yeah, soft manipulator who Said we are bffs but flipped out crying when I Said I dont have time for 4+ hours if calling
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best turtle 2 years ago
a true friend deletes the nudes, wipes your browser history, and erases any trace of your involvement in the groupchat.
Demongrrrrl 2 years ago
"A friend will bail you out of jail. A great friend will sit next to you and say 'that was fun!'"
Weed in the Garden 2 years ago
Jeez - now that is planning ahead! Any ideas for the locked box in the closet?
TrippyBanana 2 years ago
A great friend visits you and laughs about how stupid you were to get caught in the first place.
Holly Benedict 2 years ago
If you don't have a code word for "If the cops come looking for me, tell them we were at home having a movie marathon of the entire lord of the rings extended cuts." to give them a 20 hour alibi. Are you really friends?
Kathleen R. 2 years ago
I guess that's the updated version of "A GOOD friend will help you move. A REALLY GOOD friend will help you move a body."
Michael Largey 2 years ago
A true friend will start dialing 911 as soon as he hears you say "Hey, watch this!"
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Hugh Cookson 2 years ago
Ah yes, happy memories of shouting at my best friend - who was in the next police cell in Chichester, UK - to ask him why we were there and how did we get there ; he wasn't sure .... hey ho, the nice custody Sergeant put us straight, then told us to f**k off and not do it again (whatever it was) - as I remember, he nearly re arrested us when I asked him where was a good place to get breakfast ... (As it turns out, it was the Dolphin and Anchor Hotel ; it was a tad embarassing as we couldn't wash the fingerprint ink off before we went into the restaurant .... It was going well until B - my best mate - got slightly queasy and didn't quite make it to the loo before he upchucked. Oh to be 23 again ....
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Weed in the Garden 2 years ago
If you don't have one of these, you need one. It's the difference between feeling like an idiot or feeling like a validated idiot.
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Shelby Moonheart 2 years ago
I reconnected with my bf from high school. It was so like this. Such a blessing.
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Karen Clark 2 years ago
Even if it's two horses and a dog. Especially if it's two horses and a dog!
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Huddo's sister 2 years ago
So true! I went to a party for a friend's daughter last year and wasn't feeling great anxiety wise, was a bit overwhelmed. One of my friends also had a lot going on at the time. We said hello etc and then just looked at each other and nodded. Then gave each other some space, but kept looking out for each other during the party to check they were okay. Exactly what we needed at the time!
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Pillowarmidiloroku 2 years ago
I have different personality’s for different people and when my horny friends mix with my regular friends I freak the hell out
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Kamden Colter 2 years ago
This is very true for a healthy friendship. These days everyone is down on everyone else because it is "funny" and wonder why they don't have close friends.
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Kimberlee Jackson 2 years ago
Crows remember everything! They'll even gang up on someone who has wronged one of them. Otfs, if you're good to them, they'll bring you things, even things you accidentally left somewhere! Incredible creatures!
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Jonathan Nichols 2 years ago
It's not bad to have friends from other generations. It's always interesting to hear how they've experienced life and to see what's still the same
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Della 2 years ago
I had a best friend and every time I called her, she'd say " I was just getting ready to call you". She died at 40 years old from lupus. I miss her every daggone day.
Kathleen R. 2 years ago
I am sorry for your loss. I had a best friend like that too. We have been best friends since we were 14 and that was 1974. She died from cancer 7 years ago at 55, and I think about her almost everyday
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Rhianna Hollowaye 2 years ago
So my bestie and I ( we were teens) were settling down to watch a movie, and she goes ' you want the whole bag of nachos or half' and I'm like 'ummm you pick', and bless her, she goes ' I'll do half, because I know you don't eat much, and I don't want you to feel pressured to eat. We can get more if we want' No Judgement. No accusation. True Friendship
Della 2 years ago
I had a best friend and every time I called her, she'd say " I was just getting ready to call you". She died at 40 years old from lupus. I miss her every daggone day.
Kathleen R. 2 years ago
I am sorry for your loss. I had a best friend like that too. We have been best friends since we were 14 and that was 1974. She died from cancer 7 years ago at 55, and I think about her almost everyday
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So my bestie and I ( we were teens) were settling down to watch a movie, and she goes ' you want the whole bag of nachos or half' and I'm like 'ummm you pick', and bless her, she goes ' I'll do half, because I know you don't eat much, and I don't want you to feel pressured to eat. We can get more if we want' No Judgement. No accusation. True Friendship
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