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Dads, the New Balance-wearing heroes, the Bermuda shorts-clad supporters, and the slightly protruding pouch-donning meat smokers. Dads are almost like some mythical beings seeing no shortcomings of wearing THE sock and sandal combo, while everyone else shies away from this fashion fiasco as if it would cost their lives. They will pinch your arm if you have a boo-boo on your knee and tell you, ‘Well, THAT doesn’t hurt anymore, does it?’ and they will also remind you your whole life of that one time you stuck a finger in a lawn chair filigree and couldn’t pull it out. However, they will also be there to support you no matter what and will often make even the gravest atmosphere lighter with that universal sense of humor typical only for Fathers. Yup, it’s the dad jokes that turn a man into a father, and it’s the dad jokes that will forever make you groan, cringe, and blow a raspberry. But admit it, you like it, and so do we.

And somehow, only dads can get away with these silly jokes - maybe it’s because they have no fear of embarrassment or maybe because of their mythical Dad Powers that can turn even the lamest joke into an uproarious event. This we have no answer to, and the only thing we can do upon hearing such a joke is to try not to roll our eyes so hard they fall out of their sockets. But let’s get to the point here - while you might think that the dad joke is the most exploited category of jokes ever, let us remind you that the generations of fathers are changing, thus spawning newer, fresher, and even more cringy jokes constantly. That’s why we’ve gathered a list of the best dad jokes that came to the Internets just recently and are offering it to you!

Now, you know what to do - do some warm-up exercises for your facial muscles in preparation to frown, chortle, and snort and scroll down below to check the au courant dose of dad jokes. Then, vote for the silly jokes that made you spill your coffee in exasperation and share these dad-isms with your friends!

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#1

I wish Covid-19 had started in Las Vegas. Because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

150points

Wild Bill Ingram 2 years ago

True to that 🤣

10points

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#2

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

111points

Eagle Girl 2 years ago

Oh I thought this was answered by which one fell asleep 1st

5points

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#3

I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.

89points

Chelle Jones 2 years ago

Don't SWEAT it!

27points

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#4

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

86points

Robert T 2 years ago

This has Milton Jones written all over it!

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#5

Air used to be free at the gas station, now it's $1.50. You know why?

Inflation.

77points

Eagle Girl 2 years ago

oh that let the air out of my tires

12points

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#6

My wife said I was immature. So I told her to get out of my fort.

72points

Chelle Jones 2 years ago

My husband would have farted to force me to evacuate. 🤣😅

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#7

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.

72points

Riley Quinn 2 years ago

Reminds me of lemons. When life gives you lemons squeeze them right back into life's eyes.

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#8

Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves. Finally, my high school karate lessons paid off.

68points

Canda (Cat Panda) 11 months ago

That caught me off guard!

2points

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#9

I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.

66points

Tee Witt 2 years ago

I must remember this.

5points

#10

Which days are the strongest?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

63points

Roger Haywood 2 years ago

Oral s*x makes your day, but an*l s*x makes your hole weak. Sorry.

11points

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#11

I just watched all the Harry Potter movies back to back with a friend. It maybe wasn't the best idea, because it meant I couldn't see the TV.

58points

#12

I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.

58points

Nathan Adams 2 years ago

heehhheehe

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#13

I tell dad jokes but I have no kids…I'm a faux pa!

58points

Mangelo Il Fumatori 2 years ago

This is me.

4points

#14

I invented a new word today: plagiarism!

58points

Roger Haywood 2 years ago

Copy that.

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#15

My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down!

56points

James Reed 2 years ago

why do flamingoes stand on one foot? If they stood on 0, they would fall down!

11points

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#16

Can February march?

No, but April may!

55points

Philly Bob Squires 2 years ago

Ju-lyin...

12points

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#17

A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!

52points

Jamin P, Rose 2 years ago (edited)

Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? There was nothing left but da brie. The better one.

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#18

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

They just seem a little shady!

47points

September 2 years ago

Unrelated: Remember how trees and plants will move and sway in gusts of wind and a breezy day? Now imagine all of then doing just that but it's a completely calm day, not a hint of a breeze 🤔

2points

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#19

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!

45points

Tee Witt 2 years ago

So can I, all by myself

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#20

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere!

43points

Betsy Novack 2 years ago

Their fondue is our of this world.

6points

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#21

What's brown and sticky?

A stick!

43points

Robert T 2 years ago

What's black and white and red all over? A newpaper. (only works if you say it)

4points

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#22

My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They're his watch dogs!

43points

STress 2 years ago

I named my dog "10 miles". So, when people ask me what I'm doing at the moment, I just say: "Here I am, walking 10 miles"...

7points

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#23

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

42points

Chelle Jones 2 years ago

Now this is a joke to CROW about!

10points

#24

Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon?

Because it was full.

41points

Eagle Girl 2 years ago

Hope he/she remembered to pack a launch

12points

#25

Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating?

Because they have no body to go with!

40points

John Smith 2 years ago

Also they just don't have the guts to go alone.

21points

#26

If towels could tell jokes, I think they'd have a very dry sense of humor.

39points

Sophia Ramsey 2 years ago

and they might have a tendency to explain the joke, which would really wipe the humor out of it.

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#27

Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That's the punch line.

38points

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#28

I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns!

38points

Carlton L. Fox 2 years ago

Lucky it wasn't the grenade collection.

3points

#29

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use a honeycomb.

35points

#30

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there!

35points

Hermione 2 years ago

Because it’s the dead centre of town.

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Robertas Lisickis

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Some time ago, Robertas used to spend his days watching how deep the imprint in his chair will become as he wrote for Bored Panda. Wrote about pretty much everything under and beyond the sun. Not anymore, though. He's now probably playing Gwent or hosting Dungeons and Dragons adventures for those with an inclination for chaos.

Saulė Tolstych

Saulė is a photo editor at Bored Panda with bachelor's degree in Multimedia and Computer Design. The thing that relaxes her the best is going into YouTube rabbit hole. In her free time she loves painting, embroidering and taking walks in nature.

Saulė is a photo editor at Bored Panda with bachelor's degree in Multimedia and Computer Design. The thing that relaxes her the best is going into YouTube rabbit hole. In her free time she loves painting, embroidering and taking walks in nature.

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Aivaras is a SEO listicles curator. Aivaras is a student trying to pave the way to his career in Marketing and advertisment creation. Also Aivaras like's to watch and play sports, especially football.

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Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

What do you think ?

BasedWang 2 years ago

How do you make a handkerchief dance? Put a little boogy in it

2points

Samara013 2 years ago

I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but I don’t think it would get much of a reaction.

1point

BasedWang 2 years ago

How do you make a handkerchief dance? Put a little boogy in it

2points

Samara013 2 years ago

I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but I don’t think it would get much of a reaction.

1point

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